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Career › Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by odenkirk: 9:31am On Jun 29, 2023
chaiii may god punish this useless penelope that killed the op's american dream chaii
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 8:06am On Jun 29, 2023
Wanbissaka:
good morning house. i kindly need data. 0911642.7026. Airtel 😭
see what betting has turned u to. a beggar ordinary data u cant afford. think about your lif
Politics › Re: Joseph Legend Mfon Appointed Environment Minister To State Of Birland by odenkirk: 10:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
Entprys:
Looks like his head is flat ?
he is there to develop it just like his brothers developed lagos grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 7:23pm On Jun 28, 2023
Reloadedisraelp:
cc puskin I go pay just 500yrs ban
do u think i will i get banned from this destiny killer thread? grin grin grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
You that isn't a gambler, how many people have benefitted from you on this thread and even in reality? grin grin

Are you better than me, Esaka12, Toniddidy, ReloadedDJ etc in reality? grin grin grin grin bro go and sit down, you no get talk cheesy

Thank God I'm online to reply immidiately grin grin
all of you, if you didnt discover betting your life would be better than ur current situation
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 5:05pm On Jun 28, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
Thrash! Thrash!! And more Thrash grin grin grin

You come here to use we gamblers to have hope about your mis*rable life? We gamblers that might be doing better than you in reality oo grin grin grin

What an Irony grin grin grin
gambler dey do well in life?? grin grin grin bro u r funny
Romance › Re: Student Cautions Ladies About Marrying A Gambler by odenkirk: 8:34am On Jun 28, 2023
betting na scam. i dont know why people still engage in it
Romance › Re: Student Cautions Ladies About Marrying A Gambler by odenkirk: 8:32am On Jun 28, 2023
Merch:
Betting no be life
merch my geee grin grin grin that thing no be life
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by odenkirk: 10:07pm On Jun 27, 2023
my regret is going to university instead of learning skills
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 9:59pm On Jun 27, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
You called us “Wretched Gamblers” not long ago, yet, no day passes without you not grazing this place undecided you find it so hard to leave the WRETCHED GAMBLERS THREAD,

What impression are you now giving us about yourself?
i come here to catch cruise and also see reasons not to gamble again, because whenever i see ur chats here, i say to myself i dnt wanna be like these people. how many people do u know that get rich via sport betting? compare the number wth people that get rich via normal hustle. my broda think about your life
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 6:56pm On Jun 27, 2023
recieve:
Pure fact Bro, imagine me having six wins this week, sporty is the easiest investment ever but for only those who knows the way
dey play
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by odenkirk: 12:52am On Jun 27, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
Brothers, every morning when you wake up thank God for showing you this thread... Because simping is a disease.

Another simp in the cards:

"Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on.

I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.

According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.

She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.

I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle).

I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.

The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..

Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible).

She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....

Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar."
skedaddle my brother
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by odenkirk: 11:17pm On Jun 26, 2023
wretched gamblers, think about your lives
Romance › Re: How Can I Woo Opposite Sex? by odenkirk: 6:07pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ade1177:
Nah

Not true

You don't need money

You need confidence and be direct

Ladies are human beings too with breast and different private part compare to yours

They not aliens

Looking at a girl asif she's another creature is what makes some guys scared of talking to really pretty girls

Just imagine her as one very handsome guy
Won't you talk to him just because of his face?


I see ladies as human beings first

So walk up to her

Say whatever comes to your mind don't rehearse it. If she likes you the rubbish you said will be the sweetest.

The more you talk the more confident you get

If she says no. Remember she's just 1 out of 4Billion

But don't be rude same way you can't be rude to your fellow guy


Most people that can't talk to a lady is because they are scared

Not money

Everybody can't be rich

So many poor people have alot of ladies at hand
we r talking about nigerian ladies here. as broke as i am i have oyigbo gf that i met online but here i never get one cuz im broke
Romance › Re: How Can I Woo Opposite Sex? by odenkirk: 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2023
Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters
get money the will woo you instead
Romance › Re: I want to enlarge my divk (pics attached) by odenkirk: 7:45am On Jun 25, 2023
take this ugly thing away ffs.
Crime › Re: Ese Oruru: Convicted Child Trafficker, Dahiru Released After Serving Jail term by odenkirk: 12:30am On Jun 25, 2023
imagine being jailed for 7years because of this ugly daughter of developers #mtsweee
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by odenkirk: 6:24pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:
My anxiety are always on check, I make sure I’m relaxed when I want to have sex.

I have been doing levels and push ups for a week now

What how do I observe myself to see improvements?

Is it by trying to have sex again?
take viagra #simple
Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by odenkirk: 5:40pm On Jun 22, 2023
Winnin009:
Are you serious?! You feel wanted with our current antipeople laws that your own government make at our detriment?
here is where we belong nd we can change it but uk we can do nothing about it.
Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by odenkirk: 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2023
Winnin009:
Your land weh Dey fertile, Wetin your forefathers use am do?!

😂😂😂

A nation with 24 hours light. Better infrastructure. Reliable health care. Gainful employment that pays promptly.

Eat your fertile land bro. I’ll pick progressive “barren land” over “fertile retrogressive land”.

Just now, your fuel go finish because it’s now three times what you used to pay. And why are you even using generator when you already pay for electricity?!

Enjoy your fertile land.
they dont want u guys there they always come up with ideas to stop from going there? why do u still wanna go there? i wasnt saying nigeria is better than uk, nigeria is fcked up but i would rather keep hope alive for nigeria than go to where i am nt wanted
Health › Re: Please Help! I Need Help! by odenkirk: 10:43pm On Jun 21, 2023
Absolute11:
Test results indicates presence of staph that has led to devastating results in my fertility life
forget about that stewpid staph they said u have, move on and act like everything is ok we will all die of something, something must kill a man, i have one big lymph node in my neck whenever i google it point directly to cancer or hiv but i dont give a fk about it. i was suicidal like u before but now that i ignore it i live my life normally
Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by odenkirk: 10:38pm On Jun 21, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
UK is a barren land yet, Tinubu and his Buhari can't do without time .
tinubu and buhari are 2 useless old men that think we r still in the 80s. there is no resources left in the uk they hv exhausted it all since but in nigeria.........
Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by odenkirk: 10:28pm On Jun 21, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
They don't need you, it's you that need them.
they dealt with your mentality. uk wey no get anything uk is a barren land

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