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Romance / Some One Please Help Me Out! by odereghi(m): 3:56pm On Nov 13, 2009
when i saw her with another man, i felt so bad, let me know where i stand; am i still that special man that she loves so much!


can some one please tell me where, when and how i can find my true love?
Jokes Etc / This Is Extra Funny by odereghi(m): 3:10pm On Oct 19, 2009
three successful sons of an elderly woman once came together and thought of what they could for their old mother as a way of appreciating her for all what she did for them in bringing them up. the first child WALE, said he will build a house for mama, the second child JUMA said he will buy a car for mama and also employ a driver for her since she cannot driver. then the third child AKIN, said, mama likes reading the bible and now she can't see well cos she is very old therefore he will a REMARKABLE PARROT for her that can be reading for her any time she wants. it took the pastor and the entire elders in the church 2 years to teach the parrot the entire bible. so, what mama needs to do is to just mention the portion of the bible and the parrots resides it for her e.g, she should just say: read genesis chapter 3 verse 7 and the parrot quickly and accuratetly resides it for her. the mother was very pleased with her sons when she received the gifts. so wish to send her thanks to her sons for the gifts. to WALE she said: the big house you built for me is nice, i live only in one room but i spent all the time cleaning the entire compound. to JUMA she said: the car you bought for me is nice exept that i do not use it all the time cos im too old to be travelling, moreover, the driver is a reckless driver he's a pain. theeen to the last son AKIN she said: the little chicken you sent to me was very delicious in the rice and stew i cooked it with, thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj Result by odereghi(m): 12:24pm On Oct 19, 2009
poster, you do not have regards for your leaders it is unfortunate that you lack civilization!
Education / Re: Where Can One Get Original Jamb Result Slip Card? by odereghi(m): 4:25pm On Oct 17, 2009
you can get your original jamb slip nationwide @ any jamb office for just #1,500 or you go to the jamb office nearest to you and purchase the scratch card (result slip written on it) for just #1,200 and walk down to any cyber cafe, log onto the site found on the scratch card, click on print jamb slip, type in your jamb registration number and the year, click submit, click proceed to print jamb slip, click print.

please note: that for your jamb slip to be valid you must enable the jamb background on it.

to do this, click tool on the menu bar, click internet options/my network places (depending on your computer), click advance, click print background colors and images/enable background (depending on your computer) to tick the box beside it, click apply, click ok.
Jokes Etc / Re: Countries And Their Police [how They Look Like] by odereghi(m): 3:18pm On Oct 17, 2009
whether you like it or not, the place God has put you is the best place for you, that is why he said: in all circumstances, give thanks. one thing about Nigerians is that Nigerians believe that nothing good can come out of Nigeria. this believe does not work cos other people's opinion about Nigeria will never become Nigeria's realities but your own opinion about yourself will always become your realities. what am i trying to say? i am saying that, you are wrong in thinking that Nigerian police is the worst among others, but you are 100% correct in thinking that you are the worst among others.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Italian Lawyer by odereghi(m): 2:59pm On Oct 17, 2009
the attorney is a criminal himself. he lied to his boss cos he wish to get back to the place and collect his boss property which the bookkeeper hid
Romance / If It Were You What Will You Do by odereghi(m): 6:32pm On Oct 16, 2009
THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY
it happened in 2008 in a village called egunughan in rivers state. a woman got married to a man and they have 3 children 2 boys and a girl. when the children grew up, the man died. the woman later got married to another man from the next village. she took her daughter with her to live with her new husband from the next village while the other 2 boys remained in their late father's village. in the year 2008, the woman's daughter got pregnant. she was gingered by family members to talk who impregnanted her. in the long run, she finally told everyone that her mother's husband has been sleeping with her each time her mother is away and now he has impregnanted her. the worst part is that, she is pregnant and her mother is also pregnant by the same man.

so, if you were to be the girl or
her mother or
her brother or
her family member or
the man himself what will you do over this shameful incident.

pls when you want to send your replies, indicate whose shoe e.g if i were the girl i would have,
if i were the man i would have, and so on!
Education / Great Steps To Success In Examinations by odereghi(m): 5:31pm On Oct 16, 2009
EXAMINATIONS SUCCESS TIPS
do you have problems in writing exams on your own without doing malpractice? or asking your neighbour in the
exam hall to help you out with an answer? or have you gone for an examination and you can't answer the
questions or have you sat for an exam more than once?

thank goodness for here are tips on how to overcome failure in examinations:

1. study the courses as if to study is the only reason for your existence on earth.

2. each time you study, always test yourself by answering the questions in the exercises without peeping the answers.

3. wipe off anything that has to do with malpractice off your mind and believe in yourself because it is only when you believe in yourself that you can succeed and not when others believe in you.

And again, if you think you can do it- you are right, and if you think you cannot do it- you are also right. The key to your own success is in your hands and not in the hands of others. That is why other people's oppinions about you will never become your realities but your own oppinions about yourself will always become your realities.

thank you!
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by odereghi(m): 4:35pm On Oct 16, 2009
it is quite unfortunate that everyone that posted one insult or the other lack civilizasion.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Very Funny Joke by odereghi(m): 2:53pm On Oct 16, 2009
mr sylve11, i am not a goat.

Jokes Etc / A Very Funny Joke by odereghi(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2009
one day fowl and goat dressed up themselves and were on their way to a party. As they were going, a careless driver drove past and splashed dirty water on fowl. Fowl then jumped up and said: see o, look at how this driver is driving like a goat. goat then answered and said: don't mind him as he is driving carelessly he will just die like fowl
Jokes Etc / A Brain Cracking Riddle (if You Get The Answer Correctly A Recharge Card 4 U) by odereghi(m): 12:23pm On Oct 15, 2009
a man has 2 children ( they are twins) and a boat. the weight of the man is 14kg, the weight of the 2 children is 7kg each (i.e 14kg total) and the weight of the boat is 14kg. the man and his two children want to enter the boat and cross to the other side of the river. how are they going to do it?

here is a clue for you:

1. they will drown if they all enter the boat at once because their total weight will exceed that of the boat.

2. if only the man whose weight is equal to the weight of the boat enters the boat and cross to the other side of the river, who will return the boat for his 2 children to also cross?


when you are sending your replies please also include your mobile number (mtn, glo & zain only) because the person that got the answer correctly will be given a recharge of #1,500 of the listed network
Phones / Re: Nokia E65 For Sale by odereghi(m): 11:18am On Oct 15, 2009
i would have loved to buy your fairly used nokia E65 except that you did not include the content of the phone, the components of the phone that need to be repaired if bought especially the charging point because i will never buy a phone that uses desktop charger instead of direct charger. one more thing, you would have also told us whether you have the receipt of the phone or not- this one would have given us assurance that the phone is actually yours.

Phones / Re: Nokia E65 For Sale by odereghi(m): 11:16am On Oct 15, 2009
i would have loved to buy your fairly used nokia E65 except that you did not include the content of the phone, the components of the phone that need to be repaired if bought especially the charging point because i will never buy a phone that uses desktop charger instead of direct charger. one more thing, you would have also told us whether you have the receipt of the phone or not- this one would have given us assurance that the phone is actually yours.

Politics / Re: Senate Reviews Bill On Gunshot Victims by odereghi(m): 10:35am On Oct 15, 2009
It is a great thing to nigerians. i really love the development that is coming into nigeria nowadays.
3 gbozas to the senator that came up with the bill: GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!!
Politics / Re: Edo Police Set Up Anti-kidnapping Squad by odereghi(m): 10:19am On Oct 15, 2009
ADVANTAGES  OF KIDNAPPINGS IN THE NIGER DELTA REGION
are you so surprise that kidnnappings got advantages? take a look! some of the advantages of kidnappings include:

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, goodluck jonathan is been chosen as the vice president of nigeria otherwise no niger delta person would have been chosen to occupy any top position in nigeria.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, issues on how to develop the niger delta has remained the burning topic in the national assembly and house of senate and even outside nigeria.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, president y'aradua included the niger delta in his seven point milleneum development gold otherwise he would not have included it.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, the youth of the niger delta are considered first in nigeria in times of admissions, employments, scholarships, skill acquisitions etc before youths from other regions.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, the niger delta ministry was created otherwise it would not have been created at all.

let me conclude by saying that if kidnapping should continue in the niger delta, a niger delta person will be appointed one day to be the president of nigeria.

Politics / Re: Edo Police Set Up Anti-kidnapping Squad by odereghi(m): 10:06am On Oct 15, 2009
ADVANTAGES OF KIDNAPPIGS IN THE NIGER DELTA REGION
are you so surprise that kidnnappings got advantages? take a look! some of the advantages of kidnappings include:

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, goodluck jonathan is been chosen as the vice president of nigeria otherwise no niger delta person would have been chosen to occupy any top position in nigeria.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, issues on how to develop the niger delta has remained the burning topic in the national assembly and house of senate and even outside nigeria.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, president y'aradua included the niger delta in his seven point milleneum development gold otherwise he would not have included it.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, the youth of the niger delta are considered first in nigeria in times of admissions, employments, scholarships, skill acquisitions etc before youths from other regions.

due to kidnappings in the niger delta, the niger delta ministry was created otherwise it would not have been created at all.

let me conclude by saying that if kidnapping should continue in the niger delta, a niger delta person will be appointed one day to be the president of nigeria.

Travel / Re: Welcome To Aba by odereghi(m): 12:15pm On Oct 13, 2009
it is quite unfortunate that ABA is as bad as bad itself

Nairaland / General / Re: Who Are The Best And Worst Posters On Nairaland? by odereghi(m): 5:32pm On Oct 08, 2009
Well, i know for sure that i am one of the best posters so far.
But for the worst posters, no body is a worst poster.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nae Agip Scholarship 2009/2010 by odereghi(m): 2:29pm On Oct 08, 2009
Any person who got the Agip scholarship stuff should not relent in informing us on the house
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancies by odereghi(m): 2:04pm On Oct 08, 2009
Well, thanks for the vacancies you posted, it's good! But i just migrated from a marketing job to my current job.

Currently i am an internet attendant in a cyber cafe and moreover, the vacancies you posted, the organisation

needs females while i am a male.

I am grateful!
Family / Re: White Men Are Better Than Black Men! by odereghi(m): 1:44pm On Oct 08, 2009
This is a complex issue. It is an interwoven issue in the sense that uncivilize black people will always think that the whites are better than the blacks and some uncivilize whites will always think that the blacks are better than whites and vice versa. RADIANT, let me tell you, the way you feel about yourself will always become your reality.
You are the captain of your ship. If you think you can do it- you are right and if you think you cannot do it- you are also right- the key is in your hands. commit this to memory: EVERY HUMAN BEING YOU SEE ON THE SURFACE OF THIS EARTH IS AS IMPORTANT AS IMPORTANT ITSELF- you cannot do without them whether you like it or not.
The earth is like a football pitch where every single person has a path to play.
I got your story, one thing that gladdens my heart is that: YOUR OPPINION ABOUT OTHERS WOULD NOT BECOME THEIR REALITIES BUT YOUR OPPINION ABOUT YOUR WILL ALWAYS BECOME YOUR REALITIES for instance, YOU CAN ALWAYS SUCCEED WHEN NO ONE BELIEVES IN YOU, BUT YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED IF YOU DO NO BELIEVE IN YOU EVEN WHEN EVERY BELIEVES IN YOU.
What am i trying to say, i am saying that had it been you said that the whites are better than you, you are 100% correct.
Jokes Etc / Re: Supa Story! by odereghi(m): 1:06pm On Oct 08, 2009
Well, this is a nice story, i really enjoyed it. But if i should commend on the attitude of Ola, i will rather say that Ola is as cruel as cruel itself. Ola never realised the pains he would have caused his father and his step mother and every one arround should he has succeeded in killing the baby. I conclude by saying the woman ( ola's step mother) is a very good woman that has never treated Ola badly in any way. How did i know that? This statement account for it: when the ways of a man pleases the lord, he preserves him that was why Ola was unable to get his mission done.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by odereghi(m): 12:35pm On Oct 08, 2009
Well, i really enjoyed the joke xcept that it did not make me to laugh. But I wonder why you should go to night club instead of doing something else that will yield positive returns. Ofcourse i know that you know that TIME IS MONEY. Therefore, make a judicious use of your time.

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