Herzumpther:
Who Odillz is a girl.

Herzumpther:
Good morning bae. Expect my call o.

Herzumpther:
Good morning bae. Expect my call o.

Herzumpther:
Sweetberry..
....shiiiiiiiiiii......you code

mollytinrox:
-looking frantically for my pair of glasses while it's sitting on my face

-was fetching water from the well in the village and gisting. poured the water back into the well instead of bucket

-was driving and making a call around that lastma office in oshodi. stepped on the gas instead of brake.

-once gave my dad a love letter I wrote to my boyfriend instead of the list of things I needed for school. see beating!

KanwuliaJara:
Try to knock on a door that was already open!

Chinum:
Tied towel to mass


Ok this is how it happened.
It was one early morning during harmattan in d east. Having had my bath, I tied my towel to keep my body warm while putting some things together. Don't know how it happened but I thought the unusual warmness I felt inside was due to my tightly fitted tube dress whereas the wicked harmattan was showing it's power .
It was only when I sat down in the church that I saw the tip of my towel. Omo goose pimples ran through my body.
To even stand up while others were standing was scary cos d towel seemed eager to disgrace me by falling off without warning. So offering o, communion o, I just stayed glued to my seat
I thank God sha, dat would have been a terrible scandal.

cooljintl:
our love is dilemma because i know she was in love with a working class guy in lasigid and i'm a corps member with portfolio she's also a corps member too although we both chilling together in the same roof right now but she keep on complaining whenever i received my girlfriend call from IB,i love her wholeheartedly and i can see love in her face too,but i'm confused i need your [size=16pt]brotherhood[/size] advise.

Herzumpther:
Hmmm emusmith I hail o

dew1:

Lol...
Whatsapp??

dew1:

Vera!!! How many accounts?

Jamean:
Hahahaha. *Press Ctrl Z

Jamean:
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