Herzumpther:
She wants to get me a white birthday cake yepeeee

Yes I love cakes.

Herzumpther:
To a very reasonable extent.... Very well sha.

Make I learn my dialect too.

Herzumpther:

Tot you knew.

Hope you've hammered today.

Herzumpther:

Tot you knew.

Hope you've hammered today.

Herzumpther:

I will have to propone it for now nigbayen

laykorn:

@coloured. How old are you?

I just came back from a season of bans. Will review the rest today.

Ayamlaykorn

Herzumpther:
Lol. You eh.

Herzumpther:
Lmao. Me e for last abi?

Herzumpther:
How we go take know broke guys eh Odillz

drajjay:
About to eat beans and garri. Poured the water in the beans instead of the garri.

Herzumpther:
Lwtmb.
Leave me o

Herzumpther:
Lmao.
Have you forgotten we are to"hammer" on Sunday? It has not changed na, will leave abj on Saturday.

Bia this woman leave op alone na, or do you want to join the hammering crew?

I've hammered already BTW.

Herzumpther:

Herzumpther:
Lol. You this woman won't kill me with laughter.

Herzumpther:
I go give you on Sunday.

tatosh:
Hilarious

Herzumpther:
Thanks ma'am.

MamaDDD:
I was breaking eggs into a bowl and throwing d shells into d dustbin. A series of thought was crossing my mind and by the time i realised what i was doing i found out i was breaking an egg directly into d bin. I felt so silly that day.

britneykyute:
A funny thing happened today at Muna obiekwe's
burial. as we were busy with snapping thing; some
were snapping the corpse while some were
snapping with NOLLYWOOD screen gods and
goddess who stormed UMUDIOKA town today, and
AGN task force were busy controling and pushing
crowd. one good-looking lady, an actress wanna-
be, in the process of snapping the corpse, her
IPAD slipped off her hand and fell inside the
grave.wow!. there was commotion. the method
they used is ropeslide to sent the corpse down. They were like "what are we gonna do?. the lady was
already screaming, my phone!,my phone!,MY
IPAD!, and no one was ready to go down there to
retrieve the phone, because before you can do that,
you must bring out the corpse. finally they
concluded to bury it with the corpse.

MY ADVICE?
Drop the ogbonge monicker.

Go and read your books and concentrate more on the use of punctuations.
If the said Muna wasn't learned,no one would have noticed he existed or is now dead.


Make necessary corrections before quoting me ..