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Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by Odillz(op): 7:33am On Feb 10, 2015

dre11:
So, its today

Wish her a happy birthday and many more happy returns

I would have sent her cake but I don't know how to bake

liar

Food › Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by Odillz(op): 6:29am On Feb 10, 2015*

*scratches microphone*
Testing,1,2
Yea grin

Silver or gold or money I have none embarassed

,but all loving and tender wishes is what I have to extend to this
Lady chef,
Lady tight lipsrsealed

,
Lady beauty,
Lady smart,
Lady Original,
Lady nice,
Lady wife material 900yards grin

,
Lady like a sister,
Lady like a friend,
Lady like a lover(don't worry,we are not scared of 14years in Kirikiri tongue

),.
Happy birthday to our one and only

Her-zum-pther cheesy

I opened this thread here because I no want make hunger ki our guests,so in no particular order,
Cococandy
Chillisauce
Madcow1
Emusmith
Herzumpther
Babyosisi
MzTola
Joecutie
Okirewaju
Okotv.
Come and make our Lady,special cheesy

*arranges gun*
Herzumpther,where is that cake,bring it here undefiled angry

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Family › Re: Help! My 9months Old Toddler Is Addited To Sucking Cell Phone Batterie... by Odillz: 9:29pm On Feb 09, 2015

Same with my 9months old niece..
We soaked the batteries in pepperish water.

Romance › Re: What Is The True Meaning Of 'marriage Should Be Honored; Bed Undefiled? by Odillz: 6:22pm On Feb 09, 2015

No premarital sex before marriage.
No cheating in marriage.
No unnecessary extra-marital games.

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Always Demanding Financially From Me by Odillz: 6:10pm On Feb 09, 2015

MONKEY DEY SAVE,
EWU DEY SPEND

Bae,you are doing a good job saving,you are in no way stingy but a giver.
Just limit it and stop making it too obvious that you are saving.

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Celebrities › Re: Kcee: Five Star Music Singer Shows Off His Dishwashing Skills by Odillz: 2:05pm On Feb 09, 2015

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Wear This Kind Of Shoe? by Odillz: 6:24am On Feb 09, 2015

This bright monday morning,na this kind shoe matter naim you carry for head undecided

.

I wouldn't wear that kinda shoe for anything grin

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Family › Re: How Many Kid Will You Like To Have, Sugest Their Names Here by Odillz: 6:12am On Feb 09, 2015

Team 8 children

5boys and 3girls grin

First boy would bear
Rume
Coming later for more names tongue

Romance › Re: Advice; Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Odillz: 8:35pm On Feb 08, 2015

dejhigh:
what is dis [size=16pt]one[/size] saying? Can't you read what the op wrote? He said she joined the army so most likely the course she is doing needs her peak physical ability and does not call for pregnancy...

Don't you ever,even in a dream refer to anybody with that angry

.
Correct me,not insult me angry

Romance › Re: Advice; Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Odillz: 6:50pm On Feb 08, 2015*

[color=#000044]PATIENCE wink

Go ahead,give it a try if you are sure you are ready[/color]

Family › Re: Teen Pregnancy: Then And Now (photo) by Odillz: 6:00am On Feb 08, 2015

Herzumpther:
I'm off.

to Lagos?
Safe trip

Literature › Re: What Poetic Devices This Poem Used? Help! I Am Not An English Speaker by Odillz: 5:33am On Feb 08, 2015

Laykorn

Family › Re: Teen Pregnancy: Then And Now (photo) by Odillz: 5:16am On Feb 08, 2015

It is no longer a thing of shame to somepeople

Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Odillz: 10:26pm On Feb 07, 2015*

FEMALE USHERS tapping male members and saying,"bro,sit up.Don't give the devil a chance" ..

Searching passionately for the N50 reserve when it comes to offertory,and keeping N5000 for Agatha

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Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Remember The Name Of This Popular Drink Back Then? by Odillz: 10:25pm On Feb 07, 2015

"Teli-fone" ice-cream..

Chai

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Romance › Re: My Younger Sister Is In Love With Me by Odillz: 10:21pm On Feb 07, 2015

Alert your mum or a trustworthy elder around,then Pack your bags and allow for some distance...

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Politics › Re: Amazing This Little Girl's Definition Of Who Change Is (must See) by Odillz: 9:56pm On Feb 07, 2015

Herzumpther:
First thing tomorrow.

Taking a night bus?
Safe trip hny

but please,don't disappoint me sad

Politics › Re: Amazing This Little Girl's Definition Of Who Change Is (must See) by Odillz: 8:45pm On Feb 07, 2015

Herzumpther:
You've been calling? With which no?

Etisalat.
In lagos?

Politics › Re: Amazing This Little Girl's Definition Of Who Change Is (must See) by Odillz: 8:31pm On Feb 07, 2015

Herzumpther:
You voting oga Jonathan?

Back to Lagos huh

Pick my call angry

Politics › Re: Amazing This Little Girl's Definition Of Who Change Is (must See) by Odillz: 12:05pm On Feb 07, 2015

~~We are the leaders of tomorrow~~.
We are the Leaders of today.

Jonathan till Buhari starts pronouncing "V" instead of "B"

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Education › Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by Odillz: 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2015

I had no idea Unilorin has a primary school.

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Poems For Review › Re: Playing With Words--Poetry by Odillz(op): 5:20pm On Feb 06, 2015

@Laykorn,,give me an example of how "eureka" should be placed,I don't quite get that

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Nollywood Actor Mike Ezuruonye Beautiful Wife And His Son [PHOTOS] by Odillz: 1:20pm On Feb 06, 2015

Is that the son on her chest

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Romance › Re: Is She Still Worth My Commitment??? by Odillz: 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2015

Politics › Re: Mr. Ibu's Mocks Buhari On Facebook (see Photos) by Odillz: 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2015

''For laffs''.

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