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Herzumpther:
My dear I had to carry it on my head like that, I had no choice as I was also in tears. Thank God I had my kaki on.

When ever I remember it I still cry.

Awww
somepeople are heartless

Till death do us part.

Herzumpther:
It was after my NYSC orientation camp, I reported to my PPA, did all I was suppose to and even paid for my accommodation. I was left with very little money I then decided to visit awka. I got to the park and I was told the bus fee was two thousand fifty naira. I pleaded with the driver that I had only 2000 with me and he said no problem then collected the money from me. He told me not to worry that awka was his last bus stop... I was happy eh on getting to upper iweka he dropped all of us...Odillz it was as if they slapped confusion into my eyes I didn't know anybody in Onitsha. I decided to locate a catholic church and seek for help. I was able to locate a noviciate, the Reverend sister I met started blasting me, I was on my kaki trouser, cap, jacket and NACC crested shirt. She said they don't wear trouser there, that I would have fought with the driver and people will gather... That I'm not smart because I allowed the driver to go....me wey no dey like wahala ....she said a lot Odillz and as she was busy blasting me, it started raining heavily. I was inside the rain but she kept blasting me, I told her thank you, lifted my bag and placed it on my head then headed back to upper iweka and it was already past 8 o. On getting to upper iweka I noticed there was a patrol vehicle belonging to Nigeria army parked just under the bridge so I walked up to them and explained to them. Their leader gave me 2000 naira to continue my journey. I was so happy. Just then I saw a bus to awka for 700 naira and that was how I completed my trip o.

Odillz it was not funny that day.

I just had to laugh
I can imagine you and your bag on your head
So sorry

Herzumpther:
Odillz you will not want to hear my own....you go pity me I swear.

Sweerie share na

Kachisbarbie:
but @OP

What is Romantic about being stranded?

Why do people think it's ideal to "dump" every topic in Romance section?
This should be in Travel section -I think.

It was a mistake.
[size=18pt]MODS PLEASE HELP MOVE TO WHERE APPROPRIATE[/size]

Kachisbarbie:
lols, funny experience you had.


I had a similar experience once. I went to Ariaria market, that was my first time there - after pricing the weave, I reached for my bag to pay...I didn't see my wallet. I shouted..."Aba done guy me" (in igbo).

I was putting on a gown, so I knew there was no money on my body. Had to find my way outta the big market on foot. Considering how Aba is, you can't just ask anyone for money. So, I kept trekking (now on the road)- hoping to meet a civil human I can beg....lolz.

That was how one correct car pulled over, a young guy came out and said "where exactly are you trekking to?" hahaha, he claimed he saw me trek pass when he was pumping his tyres and I am still trekking.

I told him I lost my wallet, he said "lemme drop you off"[size=16pt] and I was so quick to say "I am married, Sir"[/size] - he said Yessss!, I saw that....I am married too.

Got home and told my hubby @ night...he teased me that I should thankGod no be ritualist.

Oh, I forgot to add...the wallet and my phones were waiting for me on the kitchen cabinet, I forgot them.

[color=#880088]This only happens when you are happily married..Give your hubby a kiss for me [/color]

See the pouting like mouse

Some boys think with their diick

[color=#880088]Otuoke-ic [/color]

Death is a nece$sary end of all mortals .

R.I.P Muna

[color=#880088]Sometime last year,I went for a leadership programme (which I took about 5 people along)at Ogudu...The programme ended and we (the facilitators) were to wait behind for a meeting so I made sure the people that came with me got a space in the BRT that brought us (the programme was co-sponsored by Lagos state and they made provision for transportation).....
I had the hope that N500 (which was supposed to take me home since I didn't follow the BRT) was resting in my jean pocket..But alas,the meeting ended and I started my journey to the bustop at Ojota to board a bus to Berger..

I got to the bustop and dip'd my hand to recheck the availability,but didn't find anything .

I think go left,think go right...How and when on earth would I get to Magodo on foot and with high heels
It was obvious I had misplaced the money so I gently removed my shoes and started the unsolicited legging .
Better heat do my ancestors that day .
When any brother pass my side e go be like say make I beg am for money ...
I started feeling grateful for having seen an avenue of sending people's children home and in peace ..I even started thanking and begging God to send a helper ,but for wia ,7:49pm I still dey Agidingbi dey trek .
Then miraculously,a car pulled by only for the guy to tell me that he would take me to his house first (to do what kwanu ),before driving me to Magodo...

I refused and he said,"I'll give you N5000",na there I increase my pace o ......I got home by 9:54pm



Anyway sha,gif us ya own gist [/color]

Herzumpther:
OK.
You swim?

I drown

Herzumpther:
Hmmmm my love I'm addicted to white o. What's yours?

BTW won't you see me on my birthday too

I would love to buh work
but I would make up for it on 8th

Herzumpther:
OK dear.

What's your best color?

Herzumpther:
How about weekend?

Feb 8 would be perfect.

Herzumpther:
Good morning dear. Hope you are feeling better now?

Yea.thanks
I just need to talk to you.
But when we see.

Herzumpther:
She is married shikena.

Good morning hon'

[color=#880088]Call a spade,a spade.

It's her traditional marriage and bride price that has been paid and in the days of our fathers,when those two things are done,na to pack and go to husband house.
As it is,she is married but her marriage has not been solemnised...
If she leaves you to a new goldberg,it should be termed disolution[/color]

[color=#880088]Her life=her business.

You beef=you die.

Your burial=she attends (if she likes) to take pictures to keep her blog moving.[/color]

[color=#880088]Whatever fries your yam.....
Marriage is for the ready.....
Once you are ready and you don't find true love,find a Mrs "left" and drag her damn head to the "right" and even a tissue paper business would sustain you.[/color]