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Now students from oda thread go come our thread dey yab us

boay: Recommended textbooks? Are the textbooks written by the lecturers? Is it compulsory?

yes

exPLIcit7: Hmmn...UNIBEN LECTURERS WANTS STRIKE TO C0NTINUE...

u c wetyn i dey yan since,na uniben carry dis tyn for head pass,na y dem neva put admitted for our status.

kunlesehan: .
guy dat sumtin nah beta piece o. nah cos of say di tin too dear make us dey yap am. me 4 like get like 2 sef.
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Like one of my big oga dem dey yarn : " only the poor complain"

na alaba own i buy

Vickhov: Uniben don't have an active SUG executives and i guess it's obtainable in most of our public versities.it's better you narrowly close ur eyes cos those one's won't react&even if they pretend to,know one is gonna be taking them serious.
I think ASUU are trying to play games here.We all know that it's not all the chapters that will agree.so what then happens if we have some that agree and those who doesn't?

big school like uniben no gt active s.u.g

kunlesehan: Dr. Dre has made more money from making
headphones than he did making music.

dat wayo beat by dre

Along with King Tut, perhaps no figure is more famously associated with ancient Egypt than Cleopatra VII. But while she was born in Alexandria, Cleopatra was actually part of a long line of Greek Macedonians originally descended from Ptolemy I, one of Alexander the Great’s most trusted lieutenants. The Ptolemaic Dynasty ruled Egypt from 323 to 30 B.C., and most of its leaders remained largely Greek in their culture and sensibilities. In fact, Cleopatra was famous for being one of the first members of the Ptolemaic dynasty to actually speak the Egyptian language.
How e tk affect price of garri?

Ancient Egyptians loved board games.

After a long day’s work along the Nile River, Egyptians often relaxed by playing board games. Several different games were played, including “Mehen” and “Dogs and Jackals,” but perhaps the most popular was a game of chance known as “Senet.” This pastime dates back as far as 3500 B.C. and was played on a long board painted with 30 squares. Each player had a set of pieces that were moved along the board according to rolls of dice or the throwing sticks. Historians still debate Senet’s exact rules, but there is little doubt of the game’s popularity. Paintings depict Queen Nefertari playing Senet, and pharaohs like Tutankhamen even had game boards buried with them in their tombs.

Ahhhhhh,sweet relief,baffing is fun

We all knw its nt lawful
In My school delta state poly ozoro its text books

Pokemon43: hahaha hopefully make we dey watch dis week dem go call am off

if dem call am off,who knw wen uniben go start d stuff. I just week

Pokemon43: d thing nor pain u reach me my daily schedule don reduce to tv,game nd food

u even gt game u dey complain,me wen dey manage radio nko

Oghos1: lol. Wrong bro. We still nid to 'mind' dem o

oya mind dem

Oghos1: The theory has finally been proven.

Incase u can't c d lettering.

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proof that girls are evil

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Girls = Time x Money. Girls require time n money

Time = money time is money

Therefore,
Girls= money x money = (money)^2

If money = (evil)^1/2 [just incase u r nt too well grounded in maths, "^1\2" is d same as square root. I don't have d square root symbol] - money is d root of all evil

Then,
Girls = [ (evil)^1/2]^2.

Girls = Evil. Final answer

no mind dem

Oghos1: Letz just hope/assume there'll be no 'unpleasant' surprises sha.

It is well.

naso boss,let's kip praying

Oghos1: True o. Nobody even dae concerned again.

d tyn dey pain me,n no b say d ASUU chairman na from dem school,dem just carry d strike for head suspend all activities

I wonder y uniben no wan put our admission status for dem syt sef. Nawa o,almost all schools if nt all,don run deir own

Oghos1: that awkward moment when u realize that this was the only ignored birthday wish

naso d life b

Doc miss I humbly offer u d death-kwando sandwich on u b'day,eat it ryt or u.......

RainMaKeR7: Odizeey she is a g0od sIS...d0n't be rude......n0 vex 0

I no c any notification

planetuzor: TEACHER: Ogun is to Limestone, Oyo is to Marble, Enugu is Coal, Give me more examples.
OCHUKO: Kwara is to Gold.. AKPOS: Lagos is to Traffic

make I laff cos of d stuff weN u help me wit. Hahahahahahahahahaa.
Seun neva ans u?

terryk229: What will my eyes not hear and what will my ears not see!.... So Odizeey can fear fight?

Hmmm... that's lovely; Certainly a first!!!

baba I no wan go dey polish shoe every morning o, cos na wetyn dem do wan guy for abk o

Nobody say him dey do b'day o,but happy b'day to am

Observing

mgcleo: any news on ASUU

www.nairaland.com/1512253/ASUU-may-end-strike-before#1512253.6. Good morning all

The strike by Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) may end on or before 15th November,2013 if feelers from the union’s zonal congresses are anything to go by.
Journalists gathered from reliable sources that the national leadership had briefed the zonal chapters of the union on the outcome of the recent meeting with President Goodluck Jonathan.
A source close to the leadership told journalists in Zaria yesterday that “The zonal congresses where held on Wednesday 6th November, 2013. For example, the Kano Zone meeting was held at the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria.
“At the end of the meeting the body language of ASUU chairmen that make up the zone and attended the meeting indicated that they may accept the offer of the president, but you know this depends on the outcome of the congresses of the various universities that make up each zone.
“All the universities in Nigeria that are participating in the strike will now hold their individual congresses on Monday, 11th November,2013 to brief their lecturers on what the president has offered. If majority of the lecturers in every university agree to accept the offer of the federal government, it means that the national leadership of ASUU will call off the strike on or before Friday, 15th November,2013 as all the results of the congresses would have been collated latest by Wednesday.
“We are optimistic but it depends on the decision that individual lecturers would make,” the source said.
Chairman of ASUU-ABU Zaria chapter, Dr. Muhammad Kabir Aliyu, confirmed that ABU Zaria would have its congress on Monday next week.
source:http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/23216/ASUU-may-end-strike-on-or-before-friday-15th-november.html

Pokemon43: but airtel has 16,mtn 12,etisalad nd blow 15 respectively so which let-work be dis?

u no dey hear word? Shuuu, na southi card

ablejoe: Happy Sunday to you all, hope you all had a splendid day with enjoyment.
Odizeey, i dont have time for that cos i have many like you. Just pray that your mouth dont put you in trouble.

e neva reach fite na,shuuu. Nawa o,.
Na like dis i dey tk knw who i go mingle wit

Adex n pokemon, una don check d card?

I greet d house. dis is fastest finger first
Dis is d card-0896232145,986521253,98541236548
I bought dis cards wen I was in south Africa,I pray it works on ur phones.















Oh I forgot to say d first is vodacom,second is orange,n d third is mtn south Africa.
Up man utd once again

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