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Ken excel: shit..like seriously wats dis gal talkin abt for cryin out loud?
*whispers to odizeey's ear..wats pant and bra*?
Neva heard dat for a very long tym..

go n ask iya shukura

Faith93: okay

yes,n urs

exPLIcit7: Even u?...na wao

to enta hall of fame no b beans

TIMIJAT: .....Na who day find AM.....

na u dey disturb me for watsapp abi

exPLIcit7: odizeey...f0r dz family eh...na u I dey cl0se 2 pass...whether I greet or n0t...u supp0se understand...anyway Good Evening...
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Warming up f0r page 1300...
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Pray f0r me...

gud evening boss,
For dat page,i don go fitness for am

Faith93: no body ask u dat one o..abeg..OW WAS UR DAY?

u just spoilt it ma

exPLIcit7: n0 w0ri...I d0n go read past p0sts...ur battery run d0wn and I b send u 1 message 4 2go...

u no even greet me as ur messenger na 2 dey accuse,u go go bk o,no worry

Faith93: lol..funny dude....dey dere mk pant nd bra dey wear u

all dose fat woman pant,n size 12 bra

exPLIcit7: guy y u dey do lyk say u no knw me...

as hw

Ken excel: hahahaha..no mind her she is stil a learner.

heavy one

Romanticboy1: you wanted 2 buh she slapped u,leaving a scar on ya face

ok

Romanticboy1: ;
am i lyin b4??

i don beat ur sister bfr?

don_salvy: D man who makes it doesn't use it, d man who buys it doesn't need it, d man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?

coffin

Romanticboy1: Get that idea outta ya mind! Yes,odizeey beats women,doesn't mean i do it also! All men r nat d same

mk i no call mickey for u o

oluwaugo: taaaa....si ebaa puu..wen no be u get mi mouth.

oya tlk

Ken excel: No worry na by d tym u don dy clock 49 by den u na u go dy beg say even if dem one turn u to wrestlin ring say u no care so as far say u marry...
U neva knw say men dy scarce like lite nw?

hahahahaha,she think say na clear eye person tk marry gate man?

Pokemon43: Feed me and i live,give me something to drink and i'll die,what am i?

i go catch 'fire' o

Pokemon43: did u say my mate?u dat av done best man 16 tyms yet you nor wan marry all you six girlfriends av run away finish cos u re always beating dem.for me am going to convent cos i nor need man when go take me do punching bag

if u do do wetyn u don do finish for dere i go com carry u

Pokemon43: Guys check out my new topic on riddles feel free to write yours.try thissimple one i am lighter than a feather yet no man can hold me for long,what am i?

u leave me breatheless

Pokemon43: Feed me nd i live,give me something to drink and i'll die what am i?

fire

Pokemon43: What is it that belongs to you but others use more than you?

name

Pokemon43: for where

dey dere n b forming while ur mates r getting married every sarturday

oluwaugo: u no fit na...not in diz world nor in the world to cum.

oya shut up

Ken excel: wen u go just tell her directly say abeg make she call u..guess say he don tail wen u dy try to get her no..

tail abi

oluwaugo: no be by force laah...fi ele na.

na ur mummy i spin?

Pokemon43: Pls guys how do i create a topic on nairaland?

call dis no.(08096294786),he'll tell u

TohBeeQute: Say Hello To The Man Of The Year...I missed you all ...whatsapp don dey Carry people attention from NL sha....OluwaleBabs...meh yo go dey mod Whatsapp Group o...Lol.....Missed you all sha...

dat ur watsapp group dey learn

Romanticboy1: Had enough fun2day,Tanx 2 transgendered oghos,mickey,slyva lord!

We shuld do dis,more often 2 keep busy b4 d strike z called-off! Ganna watch a soap opera coming up!

Oghos-hoping 2 see your new female accs so dt i cn gve u all d attention u need


Sylvalord-Treat ya di...

Mickey-dun b a cry baby,
Lol!
4 dos finkin we r fighting,i ain't o,jas cashing fun,Dunno abt them.


Love you guys!

naso dem dey yan if dem wan gv up

Pokemon43: for your mind if i neva be head of convent dat time

ok dat means say we go marry sha

Riley_Freeman: for your mind

no b news?

Pokemon43: thanks God for u,but i must say u nor get work :Dthanks God for u,but i must say u nor get work

wen i marry u,ur daddy go gv me work for him company

Who b timijat here