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Romanticboy1: cus of you i go buy 1fat bamboo-Like cane,anybadi wey fight dt dae go recieve bulala,if una nr de shame
;me de shame4 una!

Cus i neva d among d set of ppl who display derselves in public! Tufia!

Hw cud u b tinkin of hw 2 fight cus sum1 said sumfin unpleasant2 ya ears!


4 God'z sake dis is d 21st century nd we r expected 2 settle tinz d civilized nd cultured ways snc dts wt we claim we r!




So d number of ppl u de plan2 fight nd d blow u trow 2 d pesin dt dae,d higher d number of d bulala i go gve u!
#serious face

na 17th century i dey o,i no shame at all

Education/ Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION...by iam_slimterry(m):5:36pmOnSep 10
[quote author=Monsieursuave]Is it just me? Or are odizey's attempts at being funny rili rili drab?!!!
Yuh're not d only one thinking dat way..d guy is so 'DRY',jumping in a lagoon could help yuh knw..] u told me to jump into a lagoon for trying to b funny,and nw,u say im quoting,all post,all i can say is..... dis life nawa

iam_slimterry: Wana address this thing I got with Odizeey
He's reply to ppl's quote is not funny rather annoying.Now I knw its who he is nd will never reply any of yur 'ish' again. .#UNTOTHENEXTONE

u just dey showoma,wé otete na.

mhizz_bernie: hmm...interesting

d worst of all hes ma bro,im disappointed,wen ma pman say urhobo ppl no like each oda i tnk say na lie

iam_slimterry: Scared?dat's far frm it..I don't fight man,never used ma first in any of that..always ave nd always will be a gentleman...

u must figth

mickeyIso: someone is scared

shey him mouth dey sharp,hm no yab again,he no gt muscle again,u must gt o,i nor fit shout

iam_slimterry: I got no muscle to flex buh one thing I ave for yuh is a flat in Kirikiri...not cleared nd yuh are tretning me.Tanx for the heads up nd I'll watch out for Odeezey or watever yur name is...

no worry i go com catch u for oteri kingdom,u rent flat for dere abi u gt person wen rent flat for kirikiri

Sir-Tunechi:
i dy ur back anytym u wan kil am cum borrow my gun

no u shoot hm dick i go shoot hm balls

Austin c wetyn u don cause,nw dem don cast ditrix, btw mk una say by to dis syt

LadyB1195: The acceptance fee for uniben is it out??......[color=#770077][/color]if yes how much is it

go and ask kofa,our ans are not free

Dsuave_monsieur: Smh

dis guy don go kuku

iam_slimterry: I support Doc Miss here.I'll say 1kg of sand nd 1 kg of Iron weighs the same.Weight is a product of mass nd acc. due to gravity.
Yall do solve this question for me......
A bucket was filled with sand of mass 1kg and a rod of Iron of 1kg was brought close to it.calculate the weight of the sand nd rod and tell which is heavier(g=10 nd Weight =m*g)

c dis one sef dey argue,ehen

exPLIcit7: guy she is confusing you...according 2 archimedes principle when an object is partially or wholly immersed in a fluid it experiences an upthrust which is equal 2 the weight of fluid displaced...note that d upthrust is equal to the weight of fluid displaced...yet she is telin u dat upthrust is the force exerted on a body when a partially or wholly immersed in a fluid...OPEN UR EYES...

d guy no knw book,see as him fall him hand

Jovie I've attempted all

jovie50: in a movie or in reality? man u're damn funny!!!!

yes movie,prodigal broda

Nekkie27: .....odizeey i dey oh nd u awayu?....ayaf printed d admission letter oh....

I'm fyn o, I told to b patient,whr did u gt d card

Swagalord18: THE "OLD HAG" SYNDROME
it haz happened 2 80% of the world's population, ..at least once
..this is when you wake from sleep, ..and you cannot move, but you are fully conscious, you can open you eyes a little, you can smell, you can hear, but u cant move. And there iz a feeling, that there iz a certain weight on your chest (if you are facing up) or back ..in america, there waz a myth, .that an old hag, a witch, sits on ur chest or back, datz where the name originated ..
But after scientific research, ..the phenomenon waz renamed ..SLEEPING PARALYSIS
when you are asleep, certain enzymes are secreted in your body, to seize most of the body movements, so that you dont act out your dreams ,some times,..ur brain doesn't act on time, to inhibit d enzyme immediately you wake , especially in the middle of a dream ..the enzymes are still at work, hence, you won't be able to move for some time ... This is the cause of the feared "old hag syndrome" .....plz share your experiences

e don do me, no b small

Nekkie hw fa

jovie50: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! U just made my morning!!!!! Which one b teacher Washington?

na one guy wen dey carry trouser go up,with hm big head

jovie50: lemme read n access all ur answers to those questions b4 I spill out the correct answers!!!

dey form teacher Washington

Nonisco: bro kiluto,ur resignation letter shows dat u rily aren't patient,dat u rily don't have enough faith,and dat u are rily childish.uniben neva release list and u are quitting?even pple dat havn't got admitted have not left dis thread sef.quit go,u hear?

man small small 4 d guy,I feel ur opinion,d guy just dey find mouth,later him go come say him don think am twice,dey thank ppl,wen wish am well,bt na d disappointment wen d guy dey face con dey pain me 4 am

Good morning all. Todays scripture: Hebrews 11v1: now faith is d substance of things hoped for the evidence of things not SEEN

Asakel: Tis fwiday naaaw.
.
If 2day wey be friday cm be yestrday
No 4get sey add "YESTERDAY" o.
Now u dan enta sat'day
2moro...2moro...2moro go com be .......

ok o

Asakel: Suave Suave Suave
Na "would be" i put dia na. Abi dat wan dey confuse u again?
Lol!
.
If 2day was yesterday....
Now 2moro is nat sunday so u hv 2 find wat cms b4 sunday.
And sat'day doz.
Buh da question is what day is dat yestrday b4 sat'day.
ZIMPLE!
If friday was yesterday 2moro will be sunday.
Abi no be so ni.
Kudoz to FRIDAY jawe...the best day in the week.
*smiles*

dis guy no unerstand d question,if today was yesterday,den u assume u will b speaking from dat yesterday

Emylexray: G00D M0RNING EVERYONE. Lamaar, Asakel, Swaga, Trafford, Odizeey, suave, mcsize e.t.c how was the night?



JAMB's site is back again!

gud am guy,bt ur news is ooooolllld stroy *in jfm presenters voice*

Asakel: *screams*
How in Gods name cld it be sunday when 2moro iz sunday.
Geeeez!
Didn't u do maths in skool?
.
"If 2day was yesterday...2moro wld be sunday."
Which day i tok am?

u nor knw d ans to ur question sef

C ma latest jam
Migwo migwo vrend
migwo migwo vrendo
Ogogro biko
Iniovo,urhooooobo.
All of una wa vren
Nigeria,.......... Yowvirin
Oshare o
Oshare o. Wado

I_am_Lamar: Buh seriously Bro


You're an I.d.i.o.t .
Did she Tag u In her Post
Why do u feel u have to reply every post . Did she say anything about repeating an Exam 9999 times ? Guess u thought it was funny. Maybe if ur brain wasn't that small...u'd understand. Dolt !

thank u man u r too kind,we hv diff motives to b on dis thread,sm com to beef some com to catch fun,bt u,u r just too kind

tinahrex: baba y u dy misyarn....'twas a motivational stuff,any smal tin nau na 'go tell baale'....#Ill...

I nor fit shout

I_am_Lamar: 6

so u sabi play,ah

Asakel: Mntchew!
Dat useless girl wey dan born pikin. I even hear sey she dan cari belle again.
E go beta if i jiggy wit teddy bear 4 houz.
.
Basirat olosi
Mntchew!

wen she gt belle, jiggy go dey more funky

Swashi007: guyman hwfr u na?shuuu

wetyn sup na