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CrimeRe: Mother Pours Hot Soup On Her Daughter In Benin (Pic, Video) by Odkosh: 2:27pm On Mar 07, 2017
endtime mother
CrimeRe: New Born Baby Suffocates To Death After Being Abandoned In A Bag In Lagos (Pics) by Odkosh: 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2017
Finegrl:
Wetin women do abeg... had it been the man accepted the pregnancy, this wouldn't have happen.
is that reason the unfortunate woman or girl killed the innocent baby. your matter weak me I swear.
FamilyRe: 21-Year-Old Mother Who Has Just One Arm (Photos) by Odkosh: 1:43pm On Mar 07, 2017
MayhorE:
how come in d last pics that left change to right? something's fishy
haven't u heard of laterally inverted before when you are in front of mirror?
TravelRe: Trump’s Travel Policy: Nigerians With Valid Visas Denied Entry Into USA by Odkosh: 12:48pm On Mar 07, 2017
Benjom:
This Trump guy wicked sha o.

Just imagine you've said your 'bye-byes'... your family and the whole street have killed a cow for you... you've even 'gbenshin' that girl wey dey always do shakara for your area just because she heard you're travelling to yankee only for the US authority to send you back on the next available plane. Chai!!! If na me, I go kuku ma travel down to my village, 'Umuhu'. From there, organize my departure to 'Ouagadougou', the capital of Burkina Faso grin

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grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Needs Ndigbo Now – Saraki by Odkosh: 11:51am On Mar 07, 2017
we do not only need to them. they need to produce president. I support whoever they bring out as presidential candidate. it is time for the ndigbos to lead the nation.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Donald Trump Signs New Travel Ban, Exempts Iraq by Odkosh: 8:42am On Mar 07, 2017
ollah1:
If Trump was really ready to ban Muslims, he would have extended his ban to Kuwait, UAE, Saudi et al but he didn't simply cos it's all politics.

If a Muslim country ruins a country or countries on political grounds, you will insult Islam and Muslims all together.





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you are pointless. I thought you have something great to back up the claim. but am disappointed. go and sleep. u need good rest.
RomanceRe: Girls Share Their Nudes For N30k On Facebook Page In Nigeria (Photos) by Odkosh: 8:31am On Mar 07, 2017
nonsense, why are they telling us when are they telling us when we won't be able to see the picture.
PoliticsRe: Muslims Slaughter Cows At A Mosque In Bauchi For The Recovery Of Buhari(pics) by Odkosh: 10:44pm On Mar 06, 2017
grin, these ones are hungry ni jor. why them no talk say them won eat cow. they just wasted those innocent cows for nothing.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Donald Trump Signs New Travel Ban, Exempts Iraq by Odkosh: 10:24pm On Mar 06, 2017
[quote author=Ikio post=54338961][/quote]grin, just dey watch him. I wsmt him to finish his talk.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Donald Trump Signs New Travel Ban, Exempts Iraq by Odkosh: 10:22pm On Mar 06, 2017
ollah1:
Go and read the real reasons the west invaded these countries but am gonna give you a lil tip

Libya was invaded on the guise of democracy but the real reason was to stop Gaddafi and doing so means he's gonna take a bow. Gaddafi was gonna make dollars and Euros ordinarily papers with the use of oil and gold but before he could achieve it. He's under 6 feet. All the cash Libya had as foreign reserve was seized by the west and France

Syria was/is invaded because they need a puppet at the helms of affairs and Assad wasn't ready to be that. In order to achieve that, they needed to unseat Assad by using same tactics of Regime change.

Note: Syria and Liba are oil rich countires

Iraq was invaded they concluded Hussein was building chemical, nuclear and biological weapons hence the ousting of Sadam Hussein. They used the same tactics of bring democracy to the land. Tony Blair admitted two years ago that they received false intelligence which they acted on.





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after typing this, did you go through it before posting it. cos in all u put here, I can't find anything concerning christians and jews. did they invaded those nation because they were Muslim or they wanted to forcefully convert them to their various religion. cos what u posted here is political and not religious. so how do Christians and Jews ruin them is the question I asked.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Donald Trump Signs New Travel Ban, Exempts Iraq by Odkosh: 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2017
GameGod:
Christians and Jews ruined Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria et al which are all Muslim countries yet it's the Muslims that is hated
I will appreciate you if you can give detail account of how Christians and Jews ruined them. I like ppl with fact. if you can't, will advise you keep mute.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Coomassie: Igbo And Yoruba Can’t Determine 2019 Elections by Odkosh: 3:34pm On Mar 06, 2017
DrogoG:
The people who help northern thieves hold power are Yorubas! No matter how northerners use and insult Yorubas, Yorubas will always be their puppets! Yorubas need to wake up from their long slumber. Northerners only need you for your votes. In politics, number matters a lot.

Igbo and Yoruba together can take power from useless northern parasites and change Nigeria for good.

The north have usurped power for so long without any positive thing to show for it. They've raped Nigeria dry front and back. And they're the main reason Nigeria is so f*ucked up today!

They loot billions every day and slaughter fellow Nigerians with impunity! No other ethnic group in Nigeria has done one-hundredth of the damage these evil northerners had caused (and still causing) Nigeria. These people are a huge curse to this country! And we must stop them!

Let us Igbos and Yorubas work together to keep these thieving, barbaric, murderous, northern terrorist monsters out of power. That's the only way to save this country!!
that is what we want. am full Yoruba but my body and soul go with Igbo presidency.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Coomassie: Igbo And Yoruba Can’t Determine 2019 Elections by Odkosh: 3:18pm On Mar 06, 2017
shukuokukobambi:
Common sense you this OSU doesn't have. I'm sure you're also blaming afonja for your inability to impregnate your partner. Is reasonability alien to your lineage? angry

Ohaneze condemned it. Afenifere condemned it yet your inferiority complex must point in Yoruba direction. Were you born to always grovel? angry
grin, you don't need to bother yourself about him, he's only carrying out his daily routine for his life to be completed. he can't have a meaningful life for a day if he does not mention afonja. so don't bother.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Coomassie: Igbo And Yoruba Can’t Determine 2019 Elections by Odkosh: 3:10pm On Mar 06, 2017
Innovator90:
Watch as Afonjas will blame Igbos even when Yoruba is clearly mentioned!
but the sad truth is that you are the one that started the blame on afonjas now. you have a hidden agenda.
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Expecting First Child With Selena, American Based Girlfriend (Photos) by Odkosh: 2:06pm On Mar 06, 2017
so??, make we fry beans?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by Odkosh: 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2017
shamecurls:
How market!
grin, market baaad my brother. I for no go the market had I known.
PoliticsRe: How We Plan To Cripple Nigeria, If Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Released In 7 Days –MASSOB by Odkosh: 8:49am On Mar 06, 2017
chai, our Igbos have been seriously dealt with here. I can't bear this. am outta here.
PoliticsRe: How We Plan To Cripple Nigeria, If Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Released In 7 Days –MASSOB by Odkosh: 8:24am On Mar 06, 2017
PapaBaby:
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Awo ended the war? Which history books did that come from? You must be high on cow dung.
maybe you should tell us how the war ended then.
PoliticsRe: How We Plan To Cripple Nigeria, If Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Released In 7 Days –MASSOB by Odkosh: 8:22am On Mar 06, 2017
PapaBaby:
The reasons the Yorubas don't want Igbo indepence is obvious. The SW would be a conquered territory when the Igbos get independence.
same old music, can't u try and compose new one. we are tired of listening to this track. it is outdated.
CrimeRe: Lady Dies While Switching On Generator For Her Kids In Lagos (Photos) by Odkosh: 5:38pm On Mar 05, 2017
what sort of useless husband is that? you are at home, and allow your wife to be switching on generator. angrywhat sort of useless husband is that? you are at home, and allow your wife to be switching on generator.
TV/Movies9 Things Nollywood Thought Us Wrong by Odkosh(op): 12:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
Do I think films are capable of affecting the society, our behaviours and beliefs? Yes!
Most movies are not set out to educate or offer you that life changing lesson, they are just entertaining They give you the opportunity to admire the attractive cast, while getting emotional about the characters on the screen.
Thankfully, we have some realistic Nollywood movies to hold on to, but to be honest, a higher percentage of Nollywood films still come with unrealistic scenes and plot.
Bear in mind that those scenes doesn't stop the movie from being entertaining and maybe relatable - they just present us with over the top idea of what reality is.
Some say Nollywood movies can be damaging to the IQ, and I totally get that. Maybe impressionable Nigerians watch them and genuinely start to believe some of those over the top stories.
As earlier stated, we are grateful for movies like "Tango with Me," "The Figurine," "A Place Called Happy," "O-Town" among others, but when you say "Nollywood," most Nigerians would always think of the 100 naira CDs sold by the road side, and some of those embarrassing movies on Africa Magic.
I recently saw a movie, and then I realised that there are so many things Nollywood has taught and are still teaching us that are too wrong.
Here we go;

1. That every mishap in your life is from the village.
Ever heard a hardcore fan of Africa Magic Epic tell you "don't you watch movies? All these things actually happen in reality." Nobody is saying there's no "wicked" uncle in the village chasing you, but contrary to what those films have led you to believe, your laziness could be behind your problems.
In Nigeria, it's almost almost for someone to pass away or fall ill without someone thinking it's a village affair.

2. Everyone who makes money via a witch doctor must die, or repent and lose everything.
I get the "a soul that sinneth" thing they are trying to preach, but the truth is, most evil men don't die because of their ill-gotten money. They die because old age came knocking, or they fell (just like that).
I look forward to the day a film will tell the story of an evil billionaire, who doesn't die at the end because of his ill-gotten wealth. Life is really not that serious. People make 'blood money,' and still live longer than that pure man who has never thought of doing evil.

3. Everything is possible with a pastor and his prayer squad gang.
First, there's no disputing the fact that almost every Nigerian believes in a supreme being. But then, let's be realistic, a pastor and his squad doesn't make every problem, sickness and mishap go away.
But in most Nollywood films, almost the answer to every prayer request is "yes, my daughter, you're healed."
I look forward to a movie where the hero of a film actually passes away after that prayer squad prayers that comes towards the end of a movie.

4. That every love story must have a happy ending.
I recently saw a movie in the cinema, and I thought the happy ending was totally not necessary. In real life, people don't always get that happy ending. In real life, the happy ending in a love story isn't always about “and they got married and lived happily ever after.”
Dear filmmaker, the film can end even if the girl doesn't get the boy. You can give that heroine her happily-ever-after without her soulmate. Sometimes the happy ending can happen even without the man or woman's presence.
Shonda Rhimes killed off Derek Shepherd in "Grey's Anatomy." Yes, we cried, I mean that's McDreamy our crush! But we have moved on, and that's reality.

5. That all witches are ugly.
It's without doubt that most of our filmmakers are yet to meet a sexy, hot and beautiful witch, who doesn't tie a piece of white and red cloth around their body. And no, they don't all live in the village!

6. That royalty still exists in Nigeria.
I have decided to take our "royalty" movies as Hollywood's "superhero" films, because you and I will agree that they are unrealistic, and maybe entertaining.
Even in places where royalty exists in, they are not as dramatic and cringe-worthy as what is portrayed in our films.

7. Before a flashback, you must tilt your head back.
Try remembering the funny incident from 10 years ago. I bet you had to tilt your head to a certain direction. I'm also sure you didn't remember jack when you tilted - that's because it isn't magic.

8. You must faint once you receive a bad news.
While most filmmakers have realized that it's possible to receive a bad news, be dramatic about it and not faint, some are still trying to understand how that's even possible.
Hello filmmaker, there are better and more artistic way to project a bad film scene without anyone fainting! But what do I know? I recently heard you have to know the art of filmmaking before you earn the right to share your thoughts on a good or bad film

9. Vomiting is the first symptom of pregnancy.
I really would have skipped this point if I hadn't recently seen Omoni Oboli rushing to vomit in "Fifty," and boom,! we had a pregnant Maria.
Unconsciously, most of us have had our friends rush out from a room to vomit, and the next question that follows is "mmmm, are you sure you're not pregnant?"
Most pregnant women don't even have the vomiting symptom. But what do I know? Our filmmakers are probably trying to portray the few women who announce their pregnancy via throwing up.
What do I know? I'm just a fan of Nollywood films, who watched an annoying film on Africa Magic.

PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Odkosh: 11:29pm On Mar 04, 2017
Eledan:
Don't take it pass ipob, they would in the next couple of weeks post Vampire picture and claim he was killed by NA during Trump protest grin
grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Odkosh: 11:18pm On Mar 04, 2017
Theleutenant:
. what is this one saying? abeg shift joor, ozuo
oga, u no get shame. dey don finish your life here. sorry about the predicament.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Odkosh: 11:13pm On Mar 04, 2017
Ishilove:
You cannot dictate to me what I write here so feel free to post whatever 'Intel' you have, you jobless, insignificant speck of internet bit.

Since cyber stalking and threatening people are your strengths be sure to put all your heart and soul into it.

Posting 'intel' on an Internet forum is probably going to be the only 'achievement' you score in 2017 so clap for yourself. Your folks must be very proud of how you have turned out.




One last thing, it is comport, not 'compult'. I refuse to bear the brunt of your half baked education.
chai, u wicked. see brutality. o lawd
PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Odkosh: 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2017
Ishilove:
You cannot dictate to me what I write here so feel free to post whatever 'Intel' you have, you jobless, insignificant speck of internet bit.

Since cyber stalking and threatening people are your strengths be sure to put all your heart and soul into it.

Posting 'intel' on an Internet forum is probably going to be the only 'achievement' you score in 2017 so clap for yourself. Your folks must be very proud of how you have turned out.




One last thing, it is comport, not 'compult'. I refuse to bear the brunt of your half baked education.
chai, u wicked. see brutality. o laws.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Odkosh: 10:59pm On Mar 04, 2017
Ioannes:
Lord, please give this individual sense, I plead for him!
loannes, I follow you in the prayer. the guy needs special sense grin

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