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SeniorZato:
ISLAM RULES FOREVER

u mean metre rule?

bestman09:
Why , for God's sake will you kill because of a woman But the lady is a real OLOSHO! Bringing another man to pass the night in her house, in the same barracks where her supposed lover stays. Things that some women do...

stop talking nonsense. he be her husband. they said dey started dating in January, so do you know if she has bin dating the guy before the killer kalu.

see them, ultimatum flatron peepz. una think say this one be ur baby factory product wey you fit sell abi. abi una think say na ur pikin wey una dey accused of witchcraft. this is omo oodua's daughter, you can't do anything with her.

tossedbae:
Love is not blind,enjoy

o baby, you are hot. but why you come put hell for ur location. so that bpiz no go enta ba. bouz self don turn heaven now.

Never Joke with an Engineer.
Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks
Question : Prove that PAPA = MAMA
Medical Doctor :” Out Of Course”
Accountant: ”No Way”
Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved”
Social sciences: Not in this world,
but…..
Engineer: Its Simple Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA
Share if u r proud of ur profession
KUDO TO THE ENGINEERS IN THE HOUSE.
Proud to be an ENGINEER.


Op, this is very true.

Adiola:
Yoruba's don't travel yet the wanna be govt officials in other states now see the Hausas are moving out from their comfort zone and my brothers are masturbating

how do you expect yorubas to move to east, does east looks like america, Europe, Asia, Canada?

gamargu:
Sabon Gari in kano always have a southerner as their Councillor but Igbos will be complaining abeg park well jo is that why you guys wanted to get the governorship position in lagos, is lagos a Igbo state.

governorship what, in Lagos. that is just imagination. I can't happen. they can be in the house of assembly, but not governor.

mimiko oooooooooo. see your life, yet u want ppl to vote for your party during election.

Ekiokebeke:
Cursed animal sired by mad village monkeys.

Fulanis have already TAKEN ILORIN AND INSTALLED THEIR EMIR.

how far my ultimatum brother. abia is hot now, Abu you want them to kill ur ppl finish?.

Ekiokebeke:
Ilorin now belongs to the fulani and they have also threatened to take Ofa as well if Nigeria breaks today.

They are also interested in Lagos if you don't know just like their emir sanusi has said that Lagos is very important to them.

If Nigeria breaks today, Kwara will be completely taken over by the fulani for grazing cattle.

Lagos will be a hot battle ground where the fulanis will battle the Igbos for control which might leave the whole place in ruins.

Nobody will leave our Lagos for yerobas just like that.

yerobas will be allowed to go only with the 5 SW states.


In the event of the breakup of Nigeria, which will be very unfortunate, the North is the only component that will remain one and united.

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smiles, you are just using every trick to know the beast in yoeubas.. let us pray for the break up first. then come n talk nonsense in Lagos. then the beast in us will visit you. it is just that you won't leave to tell the story.

mumu girl, you will spend it in one week and you are inside one room dragging it with so many people for 3months. who u won bobo for hia.

Okuda:
This kokun is a very useless guy.. he is doing this for the business and not truly out of love for humanity.. who asked him to send us a screen shot of the transaction?

you that you are very useful, what is your benefit to humanity?

sweetkev:
So he wants everyone to know he donated money to the sick

shut up there, so the useless ppl that flaunt their asset on social network. what to have to say to them.

God bless you kokun. I pray that God to help me so I can be a blessing to others like kokun.

kinibigdeal:
Our regular dictionary explains a fool as ''someone who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person'' while same dictionary explains a wise man as someone ''with experience, knowledge, and a good judgement''.

Before i elucidate further, take a look at the following statistics in order to have a clearer picture of where am heading to. A research was carried out by ''Jobstreet journal'' to determine the core reasons why ''Fresh graduates are finding it hard to get a job'' the respondents employed for the research were majorly ''employers of labour''. The findings from the research reveals that 68% of the employers agrees that ''UNREALISTIC SALARIES AND BENEFITS, BEING TOO CHOOSY ON JOBS'' were the two major reasons why fresh graduate couldnt get a job.
http://www.jobstreet.com.my/career-resources/employers-fresh-graduates-unrealistic-expectations/

What then is my points regarding the topic?

I will classify 90% of unemployed graduate in the category of a ''wise man'' while the remaining 10% are the fools. Why? Because a fool will rather dine with a pig to get fed while a wise man will rather go hungry than to dine with a pig. I'm not saying there are jobs in Nigeria but i'm saying many of the unemployement situation in Nigeria are ''Self afflicted'' How? Recalling the findings of the ''Jobstreet journals'' you will discover that many of our fresh graduate are being too choosy on jobs.
Everyone wants to work with Dangote, NLNG, Telecomms etc to boost ego's but no one is ready to start with ''Kabiru's Incorporated''. That's the problem! Everyone want to start with fat salary, impress their peers on instagram, Nairaland and show fleets of current ride's on facebook but no one is ready to sacrifice. Am not saying is a crime to be ambitious, but am asking if such ambition can work in a ''rotting system''? See i started my first job as a 'Fool' with a pay of 25k while many of my colleagues were mocking me and waiting to submit ''applications' in the next job adverts in Dangote. Yea, the mocking is for real when your monthly transport fare is around 15k and you are earning 25k, of what benefit is the remaining 10k? But to me, my aim was beyond the firm! I wanted to build a platform, i wanted to gain experience, i wanted to build a ''referral''. Ofcourse it did work! It was from the low paying firm that i connect to a better paying firm. Today, i may not be earning as large as the guy's in the oil sector but am 'confortable'' while those that mocked me then are still jobless after 5years with no experience. Who will employed them? The truth is, no firm is ready to train any fresh graduate any longer because of the present state of the economy. So be a fool!

Conclusions

The best ways to fight unemployment in Nigeria is to seek ''experience'' where ever possible and forget your own ''intuition of wisdom''. How do you get the experience? Start from somewhere even if the pay is not encouraging, focus on developing yourself, use the influence of the coy to 'Network yourself, sell yourself'' and most importantly, make sure you build yourself to a level where the low paying coy cant do without you, they will be forced to review your earning. A fool will rather go for a job of 15k while a wise man will insist on a job of 1m (while staying inexperienced), at the end, a fool would have gathered enough experience to remain ''distinguished'' and employable while the wiseman will remain inexperience and keep blaming ''employers'' for seeking for experience. How can you study marketing and be scared of ''Marketing' position at Chukwudi incorporatd''? How will you know your strength and weakness irrespective of the salary? How will you study insurance and you cant apply at ''Hassan's Assurance'' because of the low pay? You can only help yourself before the government helps you. I know is not easy but we have to keep trying

I learnt a lot in this write up. thank you for this.

EASY32:
Graduated 1998 and got my very first Job in 2008...10 years!

jeezuz. and av started complaining in just 6months.

no be flatty ultimatum ppl. no comments. na their way.

Akshow:
May God heal u soon. It's well with ur soul.

it hurts me that the guy has bin banned. would have given him the history of his generation.

when someone told me that your generation is a cursed generation, I tried to scold him for saying such. but now, it is obvious that your generation is indeed a cursed one. so I rest my case.

am still wondering why these foolish oloshos did not come out to speak before apostle Suleiman spoke against foolanis herdsmen killing. hell rufi, you are only joking. and the painful thing is some mufus that swallowed the farfetched stories.

na them, hard working Jews.

After a bloodless independence, not even the colonialist could have forecasted the amount of bloodshed that has been spilled due to greed and selfishness of our past leaders. If they had, they might have had a rethink. In order to find a solution, A need to fully understand the depth and root of violence via history is needed to reach a logical conclusion and solution.
1966 January 14-15. First military coup. Balewa and other prominent leaders were killed. Major General Aguiyi-Ironsi became Head of State on January.

1966 July 29. Second military coup. Ironsi was killed. Lt. Col. Yakubu Gowon became Head of State. Many Easterners in the North were massacred. Exodus began in the Eastern Region.

1967 May 30 Ojukwu, military governor of the Eastern Region, declared the Eastern Region to be the Independent Republic of Biafra. 1967 July 6. Civil War began.

1970 January 15. Biafra surrendered and rejoined Nigeria. over 3million Lives lost, mainly to starvation.

1976 February 13. Fourth military coup, led by Col. Dimka. Murtala Muhammed was killed. Lt. General Olusegun Obasanjo became Head of State on the following day.

1980 May. Religious violence in Zaria. Much properties were destroyed. December 18-20 Riots in Kano. The Maitatsine sect, 4,177 were killed.

1982 October 3. Disturbances in Kaduna, Kaduna State. 53 killed and many churches were burnt.

1982 October 29-30. Further trouble in Maiduguri, Borno State, Maitatsine sects. 118 killed.

1983, political crisis in akure, ondo state known as omoboriowo crisis. many lives were lost and properties destroyed.

1984 February 27 . Disturbance in Yola, Gongola State. Maitatsine sect, 568 died.

1985 April 26-28 Riot in Gombe, Bauchi State. Maitatsine sect. 105 died.

1986 7th Coup, Coup attempt by General Mamman Vatsa fails. Coup plotters were executed in March.

1986 March, Palm Sunday. Christians and Muslims clash during processions in Ilorin, Kwara State.

1986 May. At the University of Ibadan, Muslims burn the figure of the Risen Christ at the Catholic Chapel of the Resurrection.

1987 March 5th and following day In Kafanchan, Kaduna State. Christians and Muslims clash at the College of Education. 100 Churches and Mosques burnt.

1987 March. Katsina, Funtua, Zaria, Gussau and Kaduna (Kaduna State). A wave of religious riots, many churches were burnt and properties destroyed, and many lives were lost.

1990 April 22. Coup Attempt by Major Gideon Orkah. 42 coup plotters were executed on July 27.

1991 April In Katsina, several lives were lost. Sh?ite sect in Katsina led by Malam Yahaya Yakubu stirs up trouble. At the end of April, in Tafawa Balewa (Bauchi State) over 200 lives were lost, and properties and 20 churches were destroyed.

1991 October 14- 15. In Kano, the attempt of the Izala sect to stop Rev. Bonnke from preaching became violent Thousands of lives were lost and properties destroyed.

1992 February 6th and then May 15-16 Zango Kataf, Zaria, Kaduna State Communal clash becomes a religious clash, with lives and properties destroyed Funtua (Katsina State). Kalakato religious sect assaults a village head. 50 lives were lost and properties destroyed.

1999. May 20. Muslim-Christian riots in Kaduna, for three days, several hundred were feared dead.
1999. May 29. ijaw and Itsekiri fight in Delta Region, over 200 were killed. also ife and modakeke crisis. many lives were lost.
1999. July 18 Hausa and Yoruba riot in Shagamu, over 60 were killed. This leads to trouble in Kano where over 70 were killed. August 11. About 200 killed as the army intervened in Taraba State October. November 25. Yoruba and Hausa clash in Lagos, about 100 killed.

2000 February. Riots in Kaduna over the introduction of Sharia. Over 400 were killed.

2001 September 7. Christian-Muslim conflicts in Jos. Over 500 killed.
2001 October 12-14 In Kano, there were anti-American riots, because of USA intervention in Afghanistan. At least 350 killed. October 12. 19 soldiers were killed after feuds near Benue and Taraba States. October 21-22 The massacre of 200 civilians in Benue State by soldiers, in retaliation for 19 soldiers who were killed. No one is held accountable for the massacre.

Any useful addition is welcome.

citytv:
Naija men are so unfaithful,I'm so done with them mtcheeeew

if you aren't a virgin, abeg stop talking of faithfulness biko. u are beautiful though.

ColonelDrake:
The greatest enemy we have now is enemy within.. I don't believe in anything called "Yoruba moslem" before, but now, I have seen that these people (Yoruba moslem) really exist. They see the hausa and fulani as their brothers for religion reasons despite the treatment not being mutual. Hausa Fulani don't even consider yourba muslims as brothers rather they consider them as infidels and inferior Muslims and political tools to be used to subjugate the entire Yoruba. Yoruba moslems are the weakest link in the SW and we should be very weary of them. Keep your friends closer, enemies closest.

Just imagine the asinine comment from an acclaimed yoruba boy

no mind am. He's talking of injustice. but when they killed ppl in southern Kaduna and killed many southerners in the north. they keep kwayet.

[quot author=cygnus05 post=54511592]what is this sheeplike saying, and if you are not the most gullible folk here, how are you sure something did not happen..? Mr defendant.[/quote]what am saying is that u are mumu. how are u too sure something happened between them. were you dere with them Mr periscope. the condemner.

kenex4ever:
receive sense.

The truth is bitter though, if u no know make u know now, na your people Dey beat chest and make empty noise, u only attack d vulnerable and d defenceless.
When I serve for kwara na so one Yoruba community go Dey beat chest for nupe people but when communal clash start dem kill d afonjja there like flies.

hmm, clap for yourself. is good to defend your claim. I like that. I don't need arguing with someone from ultimatum tribe. even when beat ur chest like drum, na fasting and prayer ended it, how far, your fellow chest beaters no dey declare Biafra on the 5th again? today na 12th o. we still hold the pankere we used in akure. oya come here to beat chest as usual. chain, the thing pain am hahahahaha.

kenex4ever:
see dis ekpa, u Dey kill innocent traders come hear Dey make mouth. Only 10fulani herdmen go burn down d whole ife in one night.

see this mumu, so those that the Hausa Fulanis are killing are offenders. let them come during the day and not at night when innocent old men, women and small children are sleeping. they should come and face us during day time. you think we beat chest like you ppl. you think we will fast and pray like you.

NASTYNASOSO:
People just post POO and assume the small knowledge they have of Nigerian regions match with the true picture of the situation on ground.
NOTE THERES THRICE THE NO OF YORUBAS LIVING IN THE NORTH AS COMPARED TO THE NO OF HAUSAS STAYING IN THE SOUTH WEST.
PLEASE DONT PUT THEIR LIVES IN DANGER WITH YOUR STUPIDITY

u no well, na today?. na today dey don dey kill our ppl for north? this is just the beginning.

stubornnn:
Your people like looking for trouble that's just the simple truth. Ever since Buhari was sworn in, hausa-fulani has been on a killing spree all over the country.

This is actually the first time your asses were truly handed over to you.

and they should expect more if dey do anyhow in our oduduwa land.

Tushborn:
fighting no good oo. u kill hausas u are hapi dnt forget that it. can happen to ur people also

it has been happening to our ppl in the past in their north. so not a new thing.

cygnus05:
Abeggy forget matter jare..! Something happened between them jare...! We are Africans are too gullible when it comes to religion issue and some mumu will be defending nonsense because of religious loyalty and dogmatism.

and your are not gullible but someone came out to say something happened and you swallowed it even though you weren't there. between you and those you call gullible, who is more gullible. your matter weak person o.

abeg shey na d girl I dey see for that last pix or an old woman. chain, e no go better for make up ooooo.

Professorfrisky:
you are a fool, yoruba muslims were part of the people that taught those abokis lessons, yoruba man first before being muslims.

then why are you licking their ass?. mumu