₦airaland Forum

sameer1212:
These guys are so dumb walahi. What has PMB got to do with that little tout call FAYOSE?

Take them to prison joor.

A little tout who is a governor?
@ least he is recognised by all Nigerians but who knows you?
have pity and weep for yourself!
SMH!

Kelklein:
Man was told to solve this moral Dilemma in a Job Interview. His answer is genius.


Question:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect woman (or) man you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?




Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as a part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. I love this. I might actually use it sometimes for an interview situation.

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dream".

Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box"

cc: lalasticlala

brilliant! he used one stone to kill 3 birds. kudos!

OAUTemitayo:
When he spoke against your hero, Jonathan, he didn't have sense, now that he supported the release the of your demigod, KANU, he is intelligent.
Hypocrites

Go and read your newspapers or search d social media again he later admitted to the good works of GEJ on channels

OAUTemitayo:
When he spoke against your hero, Jonathan, he didn't have sense, now that he supported the release the of your demigod, KANU, he is intelligent.
Hypocrites

Go and read your newspapers again he later admitted to the good works of GEJ.

FOLYKAZE:
There is no law that stops recently bailed person from been rearrested.

PMB played the wise card. He outsmarted powerful rogues

They should be charged to court not detained unnecessary!
What is smart about a President who thwart the law? or has PMB also added the work of the judiciary to his portfolio?
He should leave the law for the judiciary to interprete!
It is well!

Which kind dressing be this? the shoe, bag and cap look like Wetin Oyibo don wear tire come dash am.
It is well!

OP U no well

OP U no well! e be like say U be printer but no job @ hand.
SMH

ibe9ja:
What is difficult in adding at least one weapon to the list? Mumu DSS.

U can hack into their system and add it! senseless comment.

johnshagb:
Is that gonna reduce his sentence? Don't think so.
The primary offense is treason

Hypocrites! later you will say Nigeria belongs to us all.
So it is a crime for Nnamdi Kanu to speak out about the injustice melted out against his people but its okay for:
PMB to speak for Bokoharam;
Threatened to make Nigeria ungovernable if Jonathan wins...
It is well ooooo. continue!

dammy13:
Every Aba Made was a Hit Back to Back

LOLz! Aba is our own next rated. Iya won!

fitzmayowa:
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This is the reason why most people scream witch hunt you get evidence first before arrest not arrest before evidence....

I miss ribadu, during ribadu's tenure as EFCC chairman we never had cases of people been arrested before they get evidence against them...

Don't mind these hypocrites! Every right thinking Nigerian knows that something is wrong with the way PMB is handling corruption!
I want him to fight corruption but it shouldn't be one side.
I am beginning to think that someone is threatening some PDP members that is why they are trooping into APC where they are suddenly becoming saints.
It is well!

Omo, the first one on his right is his carbon copy.
E be like say Fayose just open him mouth vomit am.
Haba! e ris 2 much!

byteHead:
Constitutional lawyer and Chairman of the Presidential Advisory Committee on Corruption, Prof. Itse Sagay (SAN) on Thursday came down hard on proponents of the agitation of Biafra Republic, saying they are doing so for selfish reasons.

Speaking in a chat with Daily Independent on why the agitation for Biafra became so serious after former president Goodluck Jonathan’s tenure, Sagay said those clamouring for Biafra are doing so in order to intimidate President Muhammadu Buhari into giving the Igbos positions they don’t deserve having rigged themselves out of contention in the present administration.

Describing the Igbos as die-hard loyalists of Jonathan, he said the Igbos who occupied 50 percent of federal positions in the country under the Jonathan administration resorted to rigging for the PDP in the last general elections.

According to him, having lost out due to their lack of principle, opportunism and rigging, the Igbos decided to resurrect Biafra as a ploy to negotiate with the federal government for appointments they don’t deserve.

“I have been studying elections very closely in this country since 2007. The Igbos were committed to Goodluck Jonathan. But they didn’t leave it at that just convince people to vote for him”.

“They decided to rig for PDP and Jonathan. They did that yet, the party still lost out at the federal level. So, they lost out”.

“If you look at Jonathan’s government, the Igbos were in almost 50 percent of positions in this country. But they lost out because of their rigging and opportunism and lack of principle”.

“And now they want to take it out on Buhari by resurrecting Biafra. They want to intimidate Buhari so much. They will now want to negotiate with them and start giving them things and positions they don’t deserve. That is intimidation and threat for no just cause”

“In summary, they rigged themselves out of contention in the present administration and they are not prepared to accept the consequence of their own actions” he said.



http://dailyindependentnig.com/2016/01/igbo-intimidating-buhari-biafra-get-appointments-sagay/

How itsey sagay became a lawyer eludes me!
If Igbos are die hard loyalist to Jonathan, that he now air his personal opinion, does that make him PMB die hard loyalist?
Lord have mercy!

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
The rubbish you see in owerri and some people are celebrating, calling it developmental achievement of Okorocha. Plz wats the economical importance of dis rubbish to imo state....?

Occultism sign all over the state capital and many are so blind to see it... Look at imo state... No progress... Destinies has been caged by leaders.... God forbid..

Pray tell how do you know that destinies are being tied? mention examples or are you one of those tying it down?
not in support of Okorocha though.

donj84:
Atleast you know you have to pray, what of those that don't know how to pray, do you condemn them or encourage them by advising them on how to get out of their problems

I just did!
Guess what? U did not create yourself. You must believe in a supernatural being so like I said pray and if you cannot then get ready to face the consequences.
Its simple!

Donicobone:
Pls guys I need ur best advice before I loose it all, I have been dating this girl for over 2years now, she is very lovely to be with, she's caring and understanding, I also did my best to let her know that I appreciate all her effort towards our union, we got engage four months ago and we are planing to get married this year, then our problem started when I bought her a better phone than the one she had been using, formerly she use to called me like 3 to 4 times a day, but now she hardly flash me, all she do now is chatting both day n night, even when we are together she's glue to her phone, we don't even talk much again because she's always busy with her phone, even when we have an important discussion her phone will not allow us to talk, initially I thought that maybe is because is a new phone so I gave her some time maybe with time she will change ( for where) now the phone issue is getting worst she hardly have time for me even when I call her to pick my call is a problem for her even when she pick she talks in a hurry just to continue the phone chat some time she use to stay online till 2 to 3am at night, am not jealous o, but am no longer enjoying my relationship because phone has taken her from me. pls guys am losing my mind o. I need ur advice

Give her space! Get yourself busy! Don't call her like for a week!
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If you are meant to be, she will be worried and call! Don't pick!
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she will come and look for you then you can both sit down and have a matured discussion!
Don't be confrontational if not she will throw it to your face by telling you that what have you done that others cannot do!
Be cool! play it maturely.
It is well!

Explorers:
2. Nokia 3650.

Lolz!

Explorers:
2. Nokia 3650.

Lolz

nuelzy:
av been away for a while....came back and went through this whole beef btwn olamide nd donjazzy...nd i think olamide was stupid...


why??


0k...lets use project fame as an example...u see alot of ppl dat can actually sing being evicted cos they have little or no votes...who would have believed dat deinde will go home with nothing?? with d whole hype and mad love from ppl?? who would have blvd dat d quiet jeff is gonna win??


u see,

in competition..it doesnt work that way...u can force a house to d stream...bt it takes xtra efforts to make it drink...u can make ppl love ur music..bt it takes xtra efforts to make dem vote for u...

d award is not given based on ur street credibility...or ur back to back hits...bt votes..

mavins solicited for votes like crazy...dey always do...even tiwa savage...dis is because dey knw hw it goes...alot of dose nominees are good bt den d highest voted artiste becomes d winner...

so olamide ranting like a whalloped dog..makes no sense...dey should learn d ropes nd not blame ppl...personally sef...i root for kissDaniel bt dat doesnt mean ricky dont deserve to win...i mean he has d highest vote... so??


am just tryna make common sense#

My brother you deserve the award for the best comment of the year on this subject matter!
Now that U raised the matter again,
Olamide acted as if he does not know that there is a criteria guiding most competition, instead of acquainting himself with it so that his protégé can win next time he started acting like a tout!
I was really disappointed!

cudonsic:
4 God sake,do u know how much is 300 to 500k naira in dis current economy which d young man gives her each month 4 her upkeep?excluding d Imade?u wanna tell mi dat 300k is too small 4 d girl 4 a month?haba let's b real 4 once.d lady should get a life n a job.i am always proud of wizzy because since d birth of his son his baby mama nv 4 one day come online 2 talk trash aftall it's d same 300k she gets 4rm wizzy each month.Dele Momodu really pissed mi up as well as Davido because dat should b a family affair n not public issue

Yes bro!
The way you spoke you will think Davido has learnt his lesson but wait and see he will still land another baby mama!
He deserve what is coming his way! he cannot eat his cake and have it!
After all, trouble dey sleep jeje... Davido go wake am. Wetin him dey find?

donj84:
Don't worry just pray you don't mistakenly impregnate a lady or any of you frnds that you know must run to you and you won't be able to resist, then maybe you will know what to type next time on this kind of issue

If U cannot resist then get ready to face the consequences!
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A lot of people are responsible for the problem(s) that has befall them all because they cannot control themselves for a few minute they face a lifetime of problems.
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U should rather pray to have self control and not fall into such temptations!

Gbyte:
For all i care, Davido can be turned to ATM, but it has to be the right way, Sophie should never have let her baby go in the first place, that way, Davido would be to one begging her to take 1m monthly because he sure would want the best for his baby, but the silly girl released the girl and was getting 300k monthly, common 300k o, and when she saw that her chances of getting it would be ruined if the baby is out of her reach completely, she cried. I thought Dele Momodu lied to us that they don't let Sophie see her baby for the past 5 months, why is he all of a sudden accepting that the girl sees her child every SUnday?
Dele Momodu is just a thief, he wants to be associated with Adeleke for some political favours, and that is why he is the first person to announce that Davido is the father of His cousin's baby, and he's also the first to bring family matter to the internet.

I am not in support of Davido's carelessness, we all know every lady wants to have a child for a celebrity, its the Celebrity's job to be sensible enough not to fall into this trap. And if i were Sophie, I would keep my baby and Davido, Davido would be the one begging me to accept Benz SUV to drive his baby with and even huge money as support monthly, but dey no get sense

U have spoken like a cultured person! but the same cannot be said for the girl! No responsible mother will leave her baby even for a second not to talk of a week!
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That is what you get when you do not discipline yourself and you get anyhow girl! Davido deserve what is coming his way!
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These people are meant to be role models but take a look at their lifestyle you will shake your head!
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They have both behaved in an irresponsible manner let both of them deal with it and while they are it hopefully they will grow up and be matured!
After all, if wall no open mouth lizard no go enter!

So its okay for Davido to turn her to baby mama but a crime for Sophia Momodu to turn him to ATM machine?
Both parties should get a life!
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If I may ask you dokita Wetin be your own self?
Did U know where they met? or did David claim ignorance of her party lifestyle before getting down with her?
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So why is he complaining now?
Leave the fornicators/drug addicts to resolve their problem.

dollyjoy:
Is he looking for a new baby mama?

I think its more like looking for an endorsement.

crixtex:
Nairalanders ... Alright y'all know I just got a job. I expected d job to be in lagos bub right now d company has said we would be transferring to Kano to work...
I m prepared to go, buh my parents are at loggerheads with me.. my Dad even said I should resign... iono wat to do o..
Pls I need ur advices... is kano safe for ND guy like me.. etc..
Shud I go to Kano, or shud I resign and kip sitting at home wit my parents again o... tnx..

Your parents are only being concern about your well being as every good parents will do. They do not want to lose U.
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All U have to do is to assure them of God's protection over you and move on.
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If not a time will come then you will be frustrated! U might even vent your anger on them for not allowing you to try!
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Remember that there are so many people in Kano.
All you need is Gods' protection.
I wish U long life and the very best!

Church money don go... The thought of starting afresh hit am! May God continue to expose them! It is well!

Fashola has already beautify Oshodi, what are U still beautifying again? besides there is already a park where vehicles park why destroy peoples source of livelihood in this hard time?
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Gov. Ambode that was very callous of U!
No excuse can justify the untold hardship you have brought to the people you promised prosperity in your electoral promises.
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Continue to create motor parks so that touts will continue to deliver to you and Tinubu!
Heartless people.

OP 9ce job!

tuna4servi:
God saved u dat u weren't caught snapping because I saw d police men arresting those people snapping

That is a clear indication of their evil intention! why would they arrest people for snapping pictures?
Punishment awaits those bring untold hardship on innocent people!

Demmocrats:
Majority of the shops are owned by Igbos.

Tinubu must have bought it as usual! he has his own plan for it!
Prior to this time there was no sensitization of the public!
Fashola , Lagos State is missing U badly!
Shame on Ambode's coconut big head!

God will punish any Govt. that delays the salary of of their workers!
Here they are spending money on useless dinner when the country is facing hardship!
Useless and selfish leaders!