₦airaland Forum

nihilistjnr:
People are buying Naira to use to lodge other people's wives and girlfriends over the next 3 weeks.

BlueRayDick:
One of my neighbors got married in the middle of this year . It seems his wife is still observing her NYSC in a different state .

Even though I don’t stay home much , since he’s married I’ve seen him with 3 different women at the staircase we both share ; he will just greet me “ senior man I hail “ and I will respond “ Na me greet u pass “ .

In my mind , I do take a mental note that the day himself and the wife will know I’m a bad person is the day she decides to just show up unannounced and catches him cheating . I know she will cry blood and it will turn to serious fight but I will not step an inch out of my apartment to tell them to take it easy .

I no dey put mouth for husband and wife matter . My former neighbour don nearly beat him wife on a Thursday (he actually threw a projectile at her and missed by few meters) and on Sunday he posted her as the best woman in the world while celebrating Mother’s Day 😂

CodeTemplarr:
PPP approach. The Lagos Looting Lambda.

vanvickie:
Hi guys, please can you bid in the primary market with an amount less than 50m and go with whatever rate the bank is bidding? Or your funds must be 50m+ B4 u can participate in primary market

chukzyfcbb:
You cannot get a yield of 29% with less than 50m and I stand to be corrected.

You can't even bid in the primary market with less than 50m.

If you think otherwise, drop the name of the bank and location of the branch where you conducted the txn and I will go there to verify for the house

Itsrm:
Theflint1 GloriousGbola

I have a laptop with sound issues. I have been able to narrow it down to a faulty audio chip on the motherboard.

Are guys who repair laptops skilled enough to replace the chip or I have to bite the bullet and replace the entire motherboard.

The laptop is just a little over a year and is out of warranty.

Shalom428:
Today's rate

Itsrm:
You don't need 50m+ to get yield of 29%

femi4:
Are you sure they are not related...the facial resemblance no be here . HML

Commanderinpips:
GOD bless your union, the enemy will not have any influence on your home. HML.

Welcum:
So, Na this guy no de gree approve my University research for here? I de come finish all the rice, meet, and beer for your wedding. You go beg me tire. #retaliationtime.

Theflint1:
Opay has over 50 million users...we go dey around that 200M we dey claim.

odizeey:
Na this thing dey pain me pass.

We were in the wilderness before them. Them don leave us inside.

And person go dey talk say make we wait ten years.

Make them just ban Christobam and Maik

patrickmuf:
A year older....Happy birthday to me...

semid4lyfe:
This GTbank system upgrade issue has got me worried.

It's gone from bad to worse.

My balance and transaction history is not showing and to worsen matters I expect my salary to be paid into it by Monday.

iamoyindamola:
😂😂
If they handle you even fenibeso go pity you

obainojazz:
I had professional exam and keep forgetting to update my FPL since that’s the time I read as well.
I don write am so I’ll be back in the game

Ikmontana1:
am still in d bank, am really confused.

i thought rates has dropped, so i should not be penalised this much for pre mature Termination

petux:
Good evening everyone, someone sent me a list of secondary market tbills with there tenor and I saw the 13 days tenure at 17.55%, is that really true? I refuse to believe the rate could be that high, house please advise me because I plan on putting all my life savings on this. Thanks

awesomeJ:
You mean figures 2,6,8 and 0 are in the rough answer too.

I wish I knew to use this update for my maths teacher.😁😁😁

izzou:
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