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Health / Re: Man Jumps Into Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge Water by Ofemmanu1: 4:31pm On Aug 09, 2023
Longinyamapucci:


Failure when your useless oba can't go there alone, what makes them fail...did they ran like a coward oba..these guys don't even recognize your rotten teeth president of south West.


I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand-
That rotten teeth man is better than all men in your generation combined..
.. He is the President of FRN and he's gonna rule you for 8years!
you warthog-faced buffoon.l
Politics / Re: Government, Cleric Warn MURIC Against Causing Religious War In Osun by Ofemmanu1: 8:07am On Aug 09, 2023
Ogene001:
After Ilorin, Osun is next
Nutty as a fruitcake.
Politics / Re: Court Rules That INEC Can Determine How Election Results Are Transmitted by Ofemmanu1: 8:05am On Aug 09, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Oluwole court judgement
Ipob don cast
Health / Re: Man Jumps Into Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge Water by Ofemmanu1: 7:33am On Aug 09, 2023
Longinyamapucci:


How did the so called Oba crossed lagoon leaving his adorable golden stool and staff of power to japa through a rotten locally made boat at the sight of miscreants who later urinate on his beloved bed.

You be dance true true.
A rotten boat?!
I think you rode the Tilt-a-Whirl too long.

Anyways, Oba is still living today and Ipob are still failures.
Politics / Re: If Nigeria Invade Niger Republic, Biafrans Will Fight Against Them - Simon Akpa by Ofemmanu1: 6:11pm On Aug 08, 2023
Ipob people are plain stupid
Foreign Affairs / Re: ECOWAS Imposes More Sanctions On Niger by Ofemmanu1: 6:08pm On Aug 08, 2023
Wisdom

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Health / Re: Man Jumps Into Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge Water by Ofemmanu1: 5:58pm On Aug 08, 2023
Longinyamapucci:
One Apc voter gone so soon.

Everybody know the lagooners na.

Oba Akinolu's curse is working.

Ipob people wey wan scatter Lagos go end up in the lagoon.
Politics / Re: Ezekiel Nwokedi: Gunmen Loot, Burn Down Palace Of Traditional Ruler In Imo State by Ofemmanu1: 9:03am On Aug 08, 2023
Mystic216:
You are s!ck in the head
Ipob people are sick in the head.

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Crime / Re: Top Five Richest Drug Lords In The History Of Mankind (PHOTOS) by Ofemmanu1: 9:45pm On Aug 06, 2023
Oh well
Romance / Re: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Ofemmanu1: 12:16pm On Aug 06, 2023
virginprincess:
Never had a first love but i'm 100% sure my first love is going be my hubby.

Evil gender

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Romance / Re: Can You Remember Your First Love? by Ofemmanu1: 12:15pm On Aug 06, 2023
IconicR:
989
All because you're armed with yansh, breasts and kpekus?!
May God have mercy on you.

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Travel / Re: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by Ofemmanu1: 12:13pm On Aug 06, 2023
Omotaday:
Number 2 is trash talk

No matter how ghetto Lagos is, telling people not to respond to greetings make no sense. Not funny sorry.

Yeah, you may respond but it depends on the Area and the person greeting you.

Many unsuspecting peeps have lost valuables when attending to greetings from strangers.

When touts tried to arrange me at Eleko Beach, I just told em " Alaye, Fi le, Champion!! " Agege l'oga wa o".

and that was it.
Travel / Re: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by Ofemmanu1: 12:08pm On Aug 06, 2023
Naso o.
If you can make it in Lagos, you can make it anywhere..
If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere in the world.

If you no wise for Lagos, you not fit wise anywhere else.

Proudly Agege boy fi life!

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Politics / Re: A Good Photographer, He Captured Atiku, Atiku's Aides And Atiku's President by Ofemmanu1: 10:47am On Aug 06, 2023
Penguin2:
Trust me, that picture won’t be hanging there by December.
Go and write it down.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Religion / Re: Ogbanje Church Of All Nations Opens In Anambra by Ofemmanu1: 10:26am On Aug 06, 2023
Fugazy2023:
No wonder this Anambra people have turned themselves to witches and wizards in the political space

Ipob people are evil.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Screen Replacement by Ofemmanu1: 10:23am On Aug 06, 2023
majesticguy:


Thanks for your inputs, but I don really need the entire screen... The screen and touchpad works fine, it's just the front glass that is cracked. Although with screen guard it's not too obvious, but I kinda dislike cracks on my phone gadgets be it even on the screen guard etc.

The glass is 3k
Health / Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Ofemmanu1: 1:18pm On Aug 05, 2023
ferhyntorlah:


Happy birthday to you young man.

I wish you a sound, enjoyable, relaxing and peaceful sleep pattern as you begin a new milestone in your life journey.

Please do something for me, will you? Go to the nearest pharmacy or supermarket or store and buy COLD-PRESSED COCONUT OIL.

It could have names like extra-virgin or organic coconut oil. It's still the same thing. Ensure its colourless, just like water. That's how you identify cold pressed coconut oil.

Take 1-2 tablespoons before bedtime and sleep like a baby.

PS: A friend of mine who's been battling insomnia took just 1 tablespoon and it sent him straight to dreamland within 10-15 minutes.

You can google "Coconut oil for sound sleep" as well for further research.

I alps take tablespoons of coconut oil to boost my immune system and other benefits.

I wish you all the best in your new milestone.

@Ofemmanu1, you may find this useful.

Thanks boss!
However, I took comfort in hot tea with special strain of Canabis.
The THC in the Canabis works wonders too.
It's acts as Antidepressants, cleans the system, appetizer, feel-good and sound sleep!

I will try coconut oil asap.

Thanks again.
Health / Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Ofemmanu1: 1:08pm On Aug 05, 2023
TheCongo2:


How is your workplace toxic if I may ask


I'm working with Dangote group, there's this new Hausa Manager that's got "entitlement mentally" he feels, the company belongs to his brother so, the staffers should be from Kano state.

Guy so toxic, he couldnt organize a meeting with us for two years now, he's always looking for a way to discredit us, he's dragged us to HR on many occasions.

Guy is rich but he's always appears like a rocking horse shitt,
He always envy good dressing or cologne esp my ;Versace, Nikes and Adidas's
He overworking the rest of us so we could resign too.

Mehn, the guy is always sad, no joy..
he doesn't smile, he just want non Kano staffers gone.

But I'ma tough guy, I will leave when I'm done!

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Screen Replacement by Ofemmanu1: 8:02am On Aug 05, 2023
I changed the whole screen@16k. meanwhile, 10k can get you an inferior complete screen.
Travel / Re: I'm Based In Lagos, This Is Where I Go When I Say I'm Going To The Village. by Ofemmanu1: 10:08pm On Aug 04, 2023
Wainey:
did I call Aba here, let's forget Aba.
Go to places like Ukwa east and west and see vehicles moving in gutter, pot holes that could fall tankers.

I will say it again, the only place with good road is Osisioma.
Then Ummuna bende has few roads that is not too bad but still can't be considered good

Vehicle moving in gutter in Alaigbo?!
haha?!
Travel / Re: I'm Based In Lagos, This Is Where I Go When I Say I'm Going To The Village. by Ofemmanu1: 10:04pm On Aug 04, 2023
Nice2023:



We are travellers and we shall keep digging out places for adventure and for the good of humanity.

I schooled in Lagos primary and secondary,graduated in the east and currently in the north and I am still on the move.

That is our nature.

Mr Sabinus!

Na sense go Kee you.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder Tricyclist In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by Ofemmanu1: 8:30pm On Aug 04, 2023
Tomek09:
Green algae soup
Green algae?!
Brain transplant donor.
Politics / Re: Vandalism. FG Threatens To Block 2nd Niger Bridge by Ofemmanu1: 5:53pm On Aug 04, 2023
Bhella5:
Awon omo akotile ta
Na Ipob people steal those metals.
They're planning to use it to develop biafra
Food / Re: The Dinner I Prepared With N3800. by Ofemmanu1: 4:48pm On Aug 04, 2023
Goodlady:
Thank you. 😊

May God bless you babe.

No be one cheap ass Ahnie, who will bring a graphic pic of N500 food she cooked.

She will request invite to join you eat, no give am o.

Don't even meet her, I take your mam head beg you.

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Food / Re: The Dinner I Prepared With N3800. by Ofemmanu1: 4:45pm On Aug 04, 2023
ahnie:
Lovely ma'am.please invite me when the meal is ready


Ole, Olosha, alatojubo.

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Politics / Re: Should We LIMIT Ethnic Migration In Nigeria? by Ofemmanu1: 3:45pm On Aug 04, 2023
Developers no go like this thread.

Lagos na their London.
Ibadan na their America.
SW is like Europe to em.
They cannot live without the SW.
Let the ipod breath abeg.

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