Elemifele go pay na.
It's chicken change to him.



They should hand the eediott

cris83:


The fact we can use our naira debit cards for international transactions again is like music to my ears. God punish the previous administration for blocking this feature to Nigerians.

Are you saying we can now use our Zenith, Access and GTB on AliExpress now?

HanisahZuwy:
I don't get you please.

Hehehe..

Sorry, I meant; I like humors and good thinking, and you've found a special way of expressing it.

Dem don dey learn

HanisahZuwy:
Thanks. I appreciate your input.


I also massage. I'm good at it. In case you need one. Where's your location? But, I'll do it for free for you this first time. Where's your location?

Well, I have a great affinity for Virtuoso as yours but deception?! hell NO!!

I'm typing live from Kogi State.

Anny69:
You have a dirty mind. It's simple logic.

Yes I do!

Same analogy a Pastor used on the pulpit when preaching about the dangers of tobacco smoking.

In order to cast Tobacco smoking, pastor mentioned Skunk, Arizona and Colorado.

Boys come begin wonder how Pastor take no those things.

Anny69:
So we call Twitter videos 'x videos' now?
What do we call tweeting then? Xeeting?

Haa?!

XVids?!

Agba ponnstar!

Anny69:
From Elon Musk.

Eh?!

Agunesinjaweola:

Do you think how a man had $251 Billion Dollars as personal money is ordinary

Read more about extraordinary people in space 🌌🚀

This peep is on a different level.

He's Illuminated.

Owo ton deru boshi

Bread and kpekus

akosy:
Na only God know wetin this man dey plan.

Guy get ulterior motives.

Maybe he's a descendant of those who put the big satellite cum Moon up in Space.

Whatever is it, I'm sure he's got some kinda alien knowledge we're yet to experience.

E don redd

On a good day I drive to work..
On a not so good day, Bike is N100 to and fro.
On a SAPA day, I just put on a Nike or Adidas sneakers and trek all the way.
On a SHEGE Tinubu Regime, bike don turn N200.

HanisahZuwy:
No. You're wrong.

I have academic qualifications.
I have skills;
I can cook very well different types and varieties of delicacies/meals.

I have experience in poultry farming and livestock farming.

I can teach.

I have experience in different agricultural products farming.

I can make hair.

I can knit bags, etc

I can clean and also decorate a house/home.

I have business skills too.


So, you have a chef, a farmer, a teacher, a hair stylist, a knitter, a cleaner and a decorator and more all in one person. Full package, isn't it?




I didn't reply since because I was banned from commenting on the post. My ban just expired today.

Oh!!

You got a ban? it's okay we'all do.

However, if you've got the qualities you mentioned up there, you will be amount the %6 of the best woman to marry in 2023 according to "Virtuous Housewives Blog"

With those skills, you only need to sit down and showcase your talent, the fine buyer will always come.
Hardworking ladies are still winning..


Meanwhile, it still beat me to see some Nigerians leaving everything behind and making deadly relocations all cos of good life- You can make it ANYWHERE!
We are in a perilous times and I feel people should stay where they feel safe.
Many young Naija Ladies have died trying to meet the rich class all in the name of hookup or whatever.

Nuff said.


Wherever you choose go, Godspeed.

DECENTBWOY:
Some days Its been happening for months...

We are in the same boat bro.

I can't sleep too, my head hurts.
I've been taking specially made Canabis Cocktail to ease my sleeping nerves.

The cocktail will make me relax and close my eyes but the brain will still be running..

The only time I have good sleep nowadays is when I nack before bed, but how can a you nack everyday when problems are looking you in the face?!!

in my case, I think its my body reacting to the state of the Nation.
Buying Petrol @N700, opportunities shrinking, family demands, bills pilling, Salary remains the same, Toxic workplace, social security and all.


However, no matter how bad things get, the Equilibrium will shift.
Meaning, Joy is coming!

Think9ja:
Do people still travel out of Nigeria?

It's been long I heard that someone attempted to travel out. BAT has made Nigeria the greatest country on earth.

Even Nigerians in diaspora are running back home to enjoy real dividends of democracy.

Some people no just like better thing sha

Eh?!

Motivation speaker.

VOsimhen144:
Go to a nearby store and buy the following:

1 cup of Grocery - N250
Floating berries - N200
Sweetener - N50
———-
N500
———-


The above would last you for 3 days if soaked wisely. Then use the remaining N500 to knack olosho for obalende under bridge.

Haa!!

yusufmurry:


Don't mind her. From her title, she mentioned love first, meaning there is an ulterior motive.

She wan relocate to continue to conquer her territory. Even one work, she no dey find

She's got no Academic qualifications or skills.
She's only armed with dry Kpekus and seeking Simple men to trap.

Woe betide the unfortunate man that will house this biitchh

yusufmurry:


Then focus on one: love or work?

But for you to add looking for love too, my dear, only you know what is in your mind. Since you are looking for work and love too, na people like you dey come work Bleep everyone around

That gal is confused!

I hope she won't end bad

JADEK04:
I was told to go to osogbo or osun state generally exclude ilesha ,am in ur shoe right now,just that am not looking for work,I gave out job,only looking for true love

This is effort in futility.

You don't go looking for Love.

Love is magical and spiritual.

HanisahZuwy:
I've been mocked severally.

Sorry dear, you've not been living.

If you continue like this, you won't go far in life.

215/65/R60
is how much pls?

Forget traffic, Lagos is your sureplug.

Scam!!

None of those bikes cost less than N500k

haaa..
Very good.

I go beat two records on that list.

loosecanon50:
Wether the CJN conversed with Tinubu or not doesn't matter at this point anymore. Just give a false final judgment and watch Nigeria implode.

Nigeria is already sitting on a keg of gun powder..all that is left is for someone to light a match stick. The beast you wicked souls created will soon consume you all.

*yinmu**

Na this kind talk make people perish for Orji river.
Others at Endsars protests.

Now get this to your tiny Brain;

"The government doesn't care about you"
They don't give a fvckk about your existence, you are inconsequentialy insignificant baboon waiting to die.


You cannot fight the Government.
If you do, you will suffer fatalities.