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Baba slow slow, he does'nt even knw his bearing.

pyyxxaro:
Stop posting all these pictures



OP See the type yeye English when u de type


With ur head like old agidi

Stop criticizing anybody for their mistakes o error, nobody is above mistake, what is special about your english that is juxtapose with pidgin.
U Ar Also A Failure!

Is ok

Where is ur location and age?

dalass:
Its their whole life...

Their state name confirms this

once you hear, Ado, Edo, Ondo, Ido, Iberekodo, Ado odo ota, dem too like this thing

holatin:
how people like you full this forum and receive likes for your stupid post show how low this great forum has fallen. SMH

e choke

swtdrms:
That name Tinubu would probably be the cause to your end.

says who oga?

oloyedewaris:
Is like they have tied drug to this people's destiny


Fools everywhere

including you, if fools are everywhere, that means your family members are fool

ondo women sef like sex... Sex is there hobby.

Aaa007:
your own madness na special case.

I am sure you have elders at home, i guess you must be under 18.

Welcome back inside efcc cell jo soapy...

See roping... Nigerians sold it to us, the headline should have beee "Tinubu sold it to us"

Mo japa at last
i ran away from lagos bitch.
she still spend 3days with my hommies, before going back to lagos.The worst part of it is that my hommie turned her to girlfriend, they dated for about a year after the whole incident, and she has also visited him over five times.,
i have nt seen her since then.

I HOPE I AM NOT AT FAULT?
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When i got back to the house, i told my hommie that i wanted to run away but he advice me to just get little change for the babe, i had to make some call and i was able to gather 6k, as at then i have receive my salary so i added 4k to make it 10k, i told her to please accept 10k first with the hope of sending her money when she get to lagos, she did nt collet the 10k from me, she was still expecting the 100k, i told her to let me talk to one of my cousin for help, i told my hommie to follow me and we went to a bar to use part of the money to drink.. I gave my hommie 4k to help me give her for transport, i had to pick race, i ran away from there, that was the last time i set my eyes on her...

There was total war between the two of us, she was threathing me with charm and police, but trust me, you cant threaten me with charm or police, i am an ekiti boy, my orientation is loaded, she broke bottle and wanted to chuk me but i was much faster than her, i held her hand collected the bottle frm her, although i had vow not to hit women again, but this babe is trying to kill me, i had to squeeze her two hands together and she was shouting on top her voice, i wanted to leave the room with force but she grabbed me from behind and i hit my head on the wall, before i could stand up she took 7up bottle and hit my head, i was still stong and i ran to the parlour, she pursued me, and i was just begging her to please stop this fight, i dnt want other neighours to hear what is happening, not long after my hommie came in and there was peace was restored, blood was already coming out from my hand, i quickly rush to a nearby chemist for treatment....

We started having deep s*x and she kept reminding me of the 100k, whenever she talk abt it i would feel shock,As day roll day by day, thursday came and i was nt feeling comfortable, when i returned from work she was waiting for me to handover the 100k to her, but to her greatest suprise it was another super story, then she started yelling at me, you feel you can play me right? I will show you that i was born and brought up at lagos? Her last word got me angry, LAGOS, what is special about lagos, lagos that i will go in the morning and come back in the evening, if you cannot wait again, kindly pack ur thrash and get out of here and let me get you tfare for you, what about the money i have been giving you? I said calculate everything and her total estimation was 27k which she manipulated, then you will still pay me for having sex, i said did we make any agreement before having sex? you must be out of your mind, are you nt the one that started it,or you want to tell me you did nt enjoy me... Free me joor

sholikay:
sharp man... how the discharging of the babe come go?.. na that I wan read

almost getting there boss

When i got to work on that day, i couldnt even attend the assembly, i was so weak and tired, i just had to tell my boss that i was having headace so he told me to go and relax at home during breaktime, i went to my own house to go and relax, the babe has been calling me to know how far i have gone with my bank issue, i could nt even pick her calls, just text her i was insyd the bank, i slept till about 3:30pm, so i had to go and meet the babe at home, when i got home she just para for me that i stayed long, just had to beg her that my bank stuff has been frustrating, i was told to give them 3working days to get my act activated,she was sad to hear that, so i would'nt leave here till thursday, i said you can go back to lagos, i will send you money when my act is activated.
she said no, i will wait till then...
my heart was racing when she decided to wait, how would i get 100k? My salary is just 18k and i have borrowed 5k from my oga, baba GOD come and help me oo, i have put myself in trouble.

After having breakfast, we then decided to bath together, we started again inside the bathroom, it was doggy style this time around, we had thirty min sex insyd the bathroom, then we resume back to the stadium, i had taken my local herb and i am fit for the match.......
We started again and it was s*x all through, this babe sabi style die, it is as if she has gone to study sex education in school, at a time she wil drag me to the wall, hold the wall and i will start giving her from the back, trust me, i also have the strenght.
I really enjoyed myself to the extent that i forgot to attend church, my friend has really miss a lot....
after enjoying ourself, she said how about your bank issue? I said i would go to bank tomorrow mrng.
in the night i only did one round because i was tired, and besides i have to go to work the following day, i was working as a secondary sch teacher then...
i had to dress up quickly and told her i was going to bank, na lie i dey like
i was going to my own working place.....

She was'nt feeling too well that night, after bathing for her in the bathroom, i remove all the waist chain and bead, then had to switch on the fan so that she can feel alright, she slept off and woke up arnd 5am, immediately she woke up, i dnt knw what came over her, she started romancing me, i was very happy to see her romancing me, she was naked and i had to pull off my boxer, she started with Mouth Action, if you see the way she was sucking me hard, after the sucking, i had come, so i had to wait for about 5min before my p**is could stand again.
i got hold of my condom and we started having sex, wow! She opened the leg wide and i started the banging, she had a sweet ringtone ranging from Bleep me hard baby, ouch, ouch ouch, then i was screaming baby i promise you 100k, and she was like i love you babe, give it to me hard...
without exaggerating, we did 3rounds and we had to find sth to eat becuz i was exhasted..
this babe is good on bed...
after having s*x with her, i was waiting for magun to catch me
na scam.

Kingdemu:
Now you go make am change the story line

This is the problem i have with nairalanders, which one is rape?

In my mind i said the girl must have been duping men around, along the line i discover she has been rusticated from lasu but her parent wasnt aware about it, this babe is a real bastard and i will teach her the lesson of her life, this will be the last time she would Bleep up with guys.. These nonsense must stop, i told my hommie to prepare rice and stew for dinner, but i have gone to the kitchen to put some stuff that could make one high inside the soup, this night i must take delivery...
we had already settled our quarell so were just discussing when she told me she was feeling dizzy, she wasnt feeling more comfortable again, i knw what is happening, power has change hand, i had to pull off her clothes, remove her pant just to discover that the menstration stuff na scam, there was no stain of blood at all..
i said you are finish today, na me you dey use sakamanje for , a whole me the king of boiz, i carried her like a small baby to bath for her in the bathroom.
my hommie was watching the scenario...

As soon as i entered inside the house, i saw her watching film, then i told her to please pack her things and get out of my house, then she sprang up and said, pay me my money if you want me to leave, how much do i owe you? Then she said 70k, i was amaze to hear that, you must be crazy for telling me i owe you 70k, did i buy anything from you? Before i could know it she grabbed me and lock my shirt, and she was shouting osofree pay me what you owe me, she was hitting me very hard and i just felt like crying, i had vow never to lay my hands on women again, this babe is tempting me to loose my temper, it was her wailing that alerted my hommie and he told her she would get her money, i told her to wait till tuesday morning so that i can rectify my account, i was just looking like a slowpoke, e choke me.

The following day, i wasnt feeling happy, several thought crossed my mimd, the other time was MAGUN,nw it is period, is the girl whyning or not? I was just having mixed feeling, she tidy the house in the mrng and then prepare bread and tea, i had spend all what i have with me, she is the one funding me and my hommie with the hope that my 3.5m is on the way.
in my mind i said me 3.5m, where will i get it from? You dont knw anything because u have entered one chance...
she notice the sudden change abt me so she knew i was sad because of sex, then she said how much will you give me if i allow you to have sex with me, i said ,"Are u a prostitute" ? Why do i need to pay you to have sex, you really dissapointed me, we argued for over hours to the extent that we almost fight inside the room but thank God for the intervention of my hommie, i really insulted her seriously, i left her alone inside the room to go take one bottle of cold beer to cool my temper.

We cooked rice with stew and when it was time to sleep we started again, i was nt even ready for any stupid romance, i already knw her weak point and it wont be hard for me.
I had instructed her not to wear pant but wouldnt listen, i tried to pull off the point but i notice sth inside, what could this be? Is this babe on her period? I relax and i ask her what is inside, lo and behold she is on period, what da hell, i missed it again, she told me it would take her just 4days to finish it, oh, i was feeling really sad, but sth keep telling me that the babe is playing prank, i didnt believe her, i just had to let her sleep that night witout touching her...

i am deeply sorry for the delay, i have low battery.

Let me pick up my pen...........


i was still in the mood of romancing, my hands were already on her waist and i could feel over thirty waist bead, my head was shaking when i touched the bead, i decided to pull down her pant but she just hook my hand down, i said pull up baby and she said no, i started persuading her to pls allow me to go deep, but she was just frowning her face, is this the reason why you invited me? I said what do you mean by that? We are all matured adult, whats the big deal in having sex? Or are you a virgin? I started pleading to her so that we could copulate together, she was just getting mad at me, in my mind i said you dnt knw anything today, you think i am like that my frnd that you want to scam, whether you like it or not, i will urinate insyd, then i started romancing her again, but at this time she wasnt feeling in the mood again, so its getting to evening time i had to tell her to prepare food for us with the hope to resume back in the midnight...
typing....

Sorry for the delay of this story, we are still xperiencing power failure in my area.... Let me quickly take garri with kuli kulu...
pen loading.....

Neymar the selfish player, he really dissapointed mbappe yesterday, look at those clear chances.

Then i starting kissing her body, i was romancing her deeply, i had laid her back on the bed, i untie her bra, brought her two oranges and started sucking them like hungry baby, her breast is still succulent and i was sucking them with speed, at a time i joined the two breast and started sucking them together, i gave her kissing but her body was'nt moved, i was feeling when when this babe was just stagnant on bed, i stacted thickling her nipples just for her to be move, at a time i use my rough teeth to bite her nipples but she couldnt feel, what is happening? Is this babe a spirit? Why is she acting strange? Then at a time i decided to lick her ears, on licking them she began to twist and was just using her two hands two cover her ear, oh, i got it! Her ear is her weaking point, i was forcing my mouth inside the ear and she was just pushing my mouth, i was using force to kiss the ear and she was just screaming, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Then, ehh ehh ehh ehh..

typing.....

What would be the fate of the husband? ninu awe...during fasting.