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DBR:
Like lyrical dAvenchy said "dont hate shut up and enjoy ma(his) progress"

DBR which song is this i beg? which song is lyrical davinchy

showbobo:
Its not there na BJ. . . . abeg

ok showbobo my internet song is speeding up now. and am uploading for u . no vex i dey do ican exam ni .lol
showbobo my original bobo. na mind tgirl4real and ibkaye . u be the real original orobo. how have u been?

ok girl

well agaba from this conversation u had wit her . i have a feeling the girl is telling him the truth she is not lying.
she sounds innocent , yim time or no yim time spikedcylinder doesnt help people so she would always question anyone doing good. _{i hope i never tasi spike lol}

i hope the girl is not a boy?
if ur heart helps her, help her .if it doesnt dont help her. another boy is prolly bleeping her anyway ,, but u neva can tell the girl might come back to repay u someday somehow. GOD sees ur heart . i just hope she is not a boy sha ! dont ever stop helping people .your guardian angel is watching!

HYBRID-X:
brids in the building  . . . . .
broke a$$
more hits than dj khaled?/like u aint too scared to even shut ur eye-lids/

damn now thats why i like getting hybrid started. now listen goony!

broke ass? brid pls, /the only shit thats gettin broke here is ur fuckin jugular muscles
bone the levels /OFOKA THE VIPER spits more bars than cadbury's own chocolate factories
i gave u mad bars and all u could do is ask for more snickers like oliver twist
dont attempt to hug me dude / am not game for ur gay ass pleasantries
am too venomous/my rhymes skills insane like madmen smoking idiosyncritic ganja
this gangsta spells danger / wit words sharper than ur megida's dagger
i dont linger / brid if u drank a crate of gulder / u wouldnt spit lager
dont choke /am too broke / i get more asses than a prostituting pinocchio
i cause chaos/ with metas as long as a water hose/ dont get mad /am simply d one nairaland chose!
call me whatever u want/ pussi am pretty sure u wouldnt face me in real life
cuzz if u do / like a sony playstation game ur definately gettin killed like half life wit a knife
if i come by u by chance / chances are /u will get ur ass smacked more times than wwf wrestlers
we are the MRCS we live up to our name / ur just an advanced clown like matthius the jester !
elite my foot / u dash monkey banana? / instead of choosing u i would choose that ibadan gorilla
i aint referring to wordsmith tho. , cause even smith knows that i bring more war than 50's guerilla
you are actually mad that the cute ass gambian chic mukina didnt take u seriously
u know why?cuzz  u always wine like a newly disvirgnined pussi bleeding profusely
punk ass jester /i aint even laughing / ur jokes? / even alibaba's crowd wouldnt laugh at those 
am not a swat root drug baron /but everyone can tell that my rap skills are doper than 'overdose ''

BRING IT !

HYBRID-X:
brids in the building  . . . . .
broke a$$
more hits than dj khaled?/like u aint too scared to even shut ur eye-lids/

damn now thats why i like getting hybrid started. now listen brid the bread seller!

broke ass? brid pls, /the only shit thats gettin broke here is ur fuckin jugular muscles
bone the levels /OFOKA THE VIPER spits more bars than cadbury's own chocolate factories
i gave u mad bars and all u could do is ask for more snickers like oliver twist
dont attempt to hug me dude / am not game for ur gay ass pleasantries
am too venomous/my rhymes skills insane like madmen smoking idiosyncritic ganja
this gangsta spells danger / wit words sharper than ur megida's dagger
i dont linger / brid if u drank a crate of gulder / u wouldnt spit lager
dont choke /am too broke / i get more asses than a prostituting pinocchio
i cause chaos/ with metas as long as a water hose/ dont get mad /am simply d one nairaland chose
call me whatever u want/ pussi am pretty sure u wouldnt face me in real life
cuzz if u do / like a sony playstation game ur definately gettin killed like half life wit a knife
if i come by u by chance / chances are /u will get ur ass smacked more times than wwf wrestlers
we are the MRCS we live up to our name / ur just an advanced clown like matthius the jester !
elite my foot / u dash monkey banana? / instead of choosing u i would choose that ibadan gorilla
i aint referring to wordsmith tho. , cause even smith knows that i bring more war than 50's guerilla
you are actually mad that the cute ass gambian chic mukina didnt take u seriously
u know why?cuzz  u always wine like a newly disvirgnined pussi bleeding profusely
punk ass jester /i aint even laughing / ur jokes? / even alibaba's crowd wouldnt laugh at those 
am not a swat root drug baron /but everyone can tell that my rap skills are doper than 'overdose ''

BRING IT !

gabby
have u read online?about punchlines .??

obinna
i am feeling u , he be like say u sabi real hiphop, obinna and co more pls

ib answer now

oya ma tunga oyatunga oyamatunga , tile tile . he no go better for all terry -g haters for hia! waka !

cool icezik more hot beats pls

ibkaye:
I never said I'm participating, will be watching from the sidelines

would u like to judge?

showbobo am trying to upload my internet speed is like a tortoise running 1500 relay.check raze link now .am sure its there .

@tonte
thats not the point . the point is terry -g is on the song too that gives him a right to perform it automatically ,
i told u about jmartins why didnt timaya complain?because they are both matured , ay dot comma is immatured period.
the problem here is that ay.com is jealous of terrys success .instead of supporting terry , he starts talking thrash . that is not fair on his image . and i dont give 2 effs., Bleep wit terry g u fcuks with nairaland ! period .
the boys are still not smiling!

@raze
are u razor on jamglue , if yes , holla at ur boi!
am jamming ur song
razor on the streets razor on the hook holla

duhh gabby a punchline is not a verse duhhh.
the assignment i gave u is to read the meaning of punchlines online . just search for punchline and read . and come back and drop ur 10 punchlines.

meanwhile
shaz sauron or lalaboi can come and lecture u on punchlines for the time being , wordsmith or alexpissu or mailmalc is coming for their guest lectures. aight?

even J_MARTINS PERFORMS GOOD OR BAD EVEN WHEN TIMAYA AND PSQUARE ARE NOT ON STAGE ,
.AY.COM HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE TOTALLY IMMATURED ,
AND ONE MORE THING BOY WE LOVE TERRY -G A LOT ,,,, BEEF TERRY -G AND YOU BEEF THE WHOLE OF NAIRALAND . YOU DEY HEAR ME SO?

@da wizkid

the beat khanye is asking of is a private beat, i usually give him instrumentals because i have loads of em. it isnt for this tournament aight, and am expoecting your entry

@all of una
drop ur freestyles soon mates. ibkaye and you too! one!

TIPS
this is how to record a song with ur laptop or pc for those who dont know

download free-hi-q recorder or super audio recorder or any audio or voice recorder , install it on ur lappy, play any beat on any media player and rap on it ,make sure u press record while rapping and playing the beat .press stop when u are done recording.simple
2. or record ur voice only with the hi-q recorder , then put it in fruity loops with any beat of ur choice , then play both at the same time! booyaka and save as mp3 . simple.you have a full song of ur own!
thats how i do mine tho ,,anyone with another way can tell us. good looks yall

lalaboi i beg give me the link to the song you and jassie used for joohh battle . i heard it on radio today i didnt even know it was a song. link lala pls, and i heard pype sing one tight song in yoruba .link pls

lalaboi i beg give me the link to the song you and jassie used for joohh battle . i heard it on radio today i didnt even know it was a song. link lala pls, and i heard pype sing one tight song in yoruba .link pls

my rhymes skills are mad tight/pls forget whatever i said
i am the reason why nairaland hiphop is dead
punk ass rappers wanted to wake up in my stead
the modafackers got unlimited punchlines instead
u aint a descendant of the MRC breed so u cant be hybrid
forget dough my money smokes more coke than high bread
cuzz even if u bleeped hybrid /u still wouldnt father a high breed
try leads/ u will get more hits than dj khaled
even mukina couldnt kill me like she killed hybrid
am known to give multiple condemnations
1000 bans and 1000 resurrections /total perfection
ask sauron/ even pussis and hoes like sharon couldnt murda this drug baron!

i have it ,, and i have all foxy songs plus all songs from the adina howard , romeo and juliet era

javalove:
I suggest shogigun beat by Haruna Ishola . . . dat some dope shit man

javalove i cosign wit u on this . haruna ishola beat will be murdered into shreds by MI

@ibkaye
i am waiting to hear ur choice of beats

more suggestions pls.i will be seeing them pretty soon

tosinadeda are u taking part too?

this is how this thread will work guys , you all are expected to suggest the dopest hiphop beat u would want modenine and mi to spit on in their joint upcomng mixtape ,. be informed that the beats to be suggested will be suggested to them to spit on out of which they will select the best beats for their joint mixtape. pls dont suggest any wack beats or a genre that is not hiphop inclined . ladies and gentlemen. this is nairaland beat suggestion thread for mode /mi mixtape .

@the nairaland grasshoppers.and the usual suspects
pls do not turn this thread into a mode / rugged or any other thread apart from beat suggestions for the mixtape. i have informed lalaboi to ban any body who derails from the topic of discussion. peace yall

shaz no beef. na play
if only u would be nice in my sch then you are welcome ,,dont 4get na me be principal here
if not
u know i bring beef more than malaysian meatsellers! now this is a punchline gab. read more and come and drop ur remaining 9 punchlines. i am waiting

nice one khanye , i like your spirit . i wonder what wiskid is hiding , khanye and kay-m are winning the prizes o
wizkid where u at dawg! lalaboi lay low like dagrin .efimile !lol.

this is how to record a song with ur laptop or pc for those who dont know

download free-hi-q recorder or super audio recorder or any audio or voice recorder , install it on ur lappy, play any beat on any media player and rap on it ,make sure u press record while rapping and playing the beat .press stop when u are done recording.simple
2. or record ur voice only with the hi-q recorder , then put it in fruity loops with any beat of ur choice , then play both at the same time! booyaka and save as mp3 . simple.
thats how i do mine tho ,,anyone with another way can tell us . thx yall.

ok khanye i will upload as soon as the speed picks up , i have the kanyes beat , u can even freestyle on it like mi did . sick beat !

are u taking part in this competition too?

i didnt ask for synoptic word, i asked for punchlines. shaz is not ur teacher besides shaz is not allowed to come in here again since she said she is not fully in. dont let her confuse u wit some foolish synoptic word, i said punchline so give me now.so we can move on

this is the reason why i Bleep wit ur brain . ur not singing or rappin and ur trying to stop others and scatter the thread. you be enemy of progress abi? just try me!