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@GABRY
I TOLD U DAREQUAM IS ONLY JEALOUS THAT YOU ARE IMPROVING, SEE IN NAIRALAND THERE ARE PLAYERHATERS AND THOSE WHO BEEF FOR NOTHING. DAREQUAM USED TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN THE MUSIC RADIO SECTION,, NOW HE IS JEALOUS THAT OFOKA THE RETARDO KING IS THE CHOSEN LECTURER IN NAIRALAND , DARE PLS BRING YOUR  BEEF ALONG I WOULD EVEN EAT UR PORK, JEALOUS HEAD. GABBY TO SHOW U FURTHER WHAT PUNCHLINES ARE LEMME DROP SOME MORE PUNCHLINE FREESTYLE ON  THIS PUNK ASS PATHOLOGICAL PLAYERHATER dare kwame

@gabby , lets drop some cypha on this darequam playerhating modafcuker . i go first then u go second

OFOKA is A HIPHOP HEAD / DAREQUAM  is a motherfcuking jealous head
listen/ darequam ur flow is dead /ofoka bust rhymes as hot as lead
yo gabbryl, i will shake him up/
darequam is a bitch i would fuckin smack him up
coming against me / ur commiting a  felony
darequam's face is poorer than the nigerian economy 
dyabman is a shitting man/ this nigga spits more shit than dare's ass
punk asses /go check ur behind/cuzz nairaland knows i would Bleep em fast
gabrylwl feel my style and feel my flow/ofoka is the best and am here to show
i could rap fast and i could rap slow /everyone knows i got more green than glo
darequam is jealous cuzz i spit easy with effizy
i got more money than young money weezy
gabbryl check it /my flow is deep like a well
am so fly up /i tell angels to chop knuckle
dare looks like the nairaland version of steve urkle
darequam am the best i hope u understand
this is freestyle yo / i spit straight from my head
ask hybrid i spend more money than a banker
i make more crosses than nigerian left flankers
i dont just brag /.i show u am a hot rapper
he's a gay /darequam is a nairaland self-servicer 
like a river on the sea/ gabbry is feeling my flows
am her teacher on the mic /. am set to make glow
if she dont rap well /i wont hesitate to spank her
teach her hug her and go ahead to reward her
with the nairaland title of the sickest femcee
ask shaz and chiogo / gabbryl they cannot see !

DAREQUAM IS A BITCH AND I JUST bleeped HIM UP   

@gabrryl
its ur turn .hit him and dyabman hard!   they are our practice targets for today. make sure u go hard

lol @ dare
u can say that again
for ur info , me and gabby are gonna battle when she is about to graduate from my class ., i guess ur numbskull needs to emrol in ofokasibe school of retardology. dare-quam koo dare -karimu nee. sule alajala

darequam:
@4kasibe,
and whats that stuff riddin in ur brain that make u act like this.
I thought u were more of a coolheaded guy, never knu u were more of ur name.
Why post that shit, Questionin my name?

this ur question needs answer . can someone answer him 4 me .bolo.

lalaboi na monkey tosin
give am him banana i beg . shebi they have big bananas in brono , make sure u shove one up his loud mouth .lol

shaz i second that .his first single impressed me gan ,. hot shit b to the r to the eis . am a westerner
upload the take shaz . i want to hear the beat .

ofokasibe:
@MALLTHIUS
THOSE WACKS WILL ALWAYS EXIST . THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOU TRYING TO LEARN . GET THAT INTO UR NUMBSKULL  . I DONT KNOW WYHY U CANT UNDERSTAND THAT THOSE WACKS HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE

@mc prawn crackers
you call that super advanced when ur struggling to forcing urself to fit in words and rhyme a line. men just go back to rap school. nursery 2 to be precise. dont u see how chamotex does it. stop disgracing nairaland with this wackosemantic-prawn crackerticism. if am an asshole , i guess ur the stinking shit in the middle of the ass. bloody dehumanizing prawn cracking rapper
buhahahaha

lemme show and proof what a classical nairaland rapper does in an hybrid freestyle lounge! even brid cant respond properly to this !talkless of u small rat(mc prawn crackers

now listen fool,  crackles must have been stupid cuzz he-goats are still stubborn
dont trip / ofoka is the definition of a sick emcee reborn
sharp as thorn/my lyrics sniff cocaine so i guess its hi-time
metaphors insane /am quick on the mic like tyson in his prime
this punk ass cracker seller should stop forcing himself to rhyme
mc prawn crackers/ when u force monosyllabic words on us dont u know ur commiting a hiphop crime?
i know ur leave in london /that explains why ur rap style is wacker than grime
when am thru wit u /u would fink they inserted ur eyes into curry and thyme
this cracker nigga is yummy so i guess ama eat him for breakfast
who else if not mc crackers will get a rap name as tight as prawn crackers
its 7am in the morning /am yawning / but this freestyle must be kicked this morning
am nicer than crackers / my wordsplay leave crackles brutalised /even his momma will be left mourning

*********OFOKASIBE THE BEST RAPPER IN NAIRALAND!**********

MC PRAWN CRACKERS IS SCARED RIGHT ??BUHAHAHA

lol @dare u dey craze , the teacher actually wants the student to be better than he his , besides i think darequam is garbage .what the Bleep is a darequam . quam ko kwam one ni. bolo. lmfao.

@prawn crackers
na this kin talk we dey see ur eye put. dopemu

@gabrryl
oya now. more punchlines o

moraachi:
4 establihed producers like K solo, Terry G, Don Jazzy,Jay slik,spanky,cabasa and dem likes u would b talking of notin less than N500,000 per song.at least dat is 4 established artistes like timaya, ruggedman and dem co. but if d artiste is upcoming as terry g does for most of dem these days he could take as low as N100,000. overall dey get paid well!!!

true talk we know he collected 100grand for shakah beat .so i guess 100k is small or big .lool?

chiogo:
Sauron is one hell of a hilarious guy. Weep for jigga? Dude is 'swag-surfing', he's basically swimming in millions.
@ Chiogo,

I will provide a long list before friday.
Lets hope you won't weep for Jigga after counting his number of stolen lyrics.

sauron no need, it is actually irritating the way u beef jigga and praise eminem , when we all knw that the 2009 eminem is wack , what the Bleep is relapse? so no need we already heard camrons swagga jacking. and ur beginning to annoy us all the way u beef jigga like ur beefing modenine .Bleep you and Bleep ur opinion on biting what the Bleep do u knw bout biting?

@chiogo
gurl i already had seven. and i miss tasiiing u .

i dont really have no best producers cuzz they all nice and creative with stuffs, the ability to learn from them and their tutorials wit fruity loops got me going gaga with the strings and guitar. u say ur having issues learning fruity loops by the time i send u some vids , you will be making beats like dre and timbaland. abi na kraft or kabasa u wan be?
am gonna send u a link check out some tutorials if u dont make tight beats in less than one week tell me say na lie i lie. lol right now am doing it 4 fun cuzz i aint serious with a career in music yet
start with this link http://www.youtube.com/user/nfxbeats

the nfx warbeats guy is as sick as dr dre and timbaland combined. come back and tell me what u have learnt , u can download fruity loops in lalabois page or elsewhere for free. holla

@lalaboi
so how good r u now with fl??i remember 2007 when u nor sabi anything bout fl. oya tell me

yall are missing my point here . what i just want is someone to upload the song cuzz what i heard is seriously sick not some lyric plagiarism or whateva. i need to hear the song fast fast, am sure someone would know it someday
bvelief me when i heard on that sick beat was too lyrically deep. imagine someone flowing those lines on a tight beat. yall dont get my point do u . i fcukin need to hear that song properly.cuzz its too lyrically dope to be left underground

@lalaboi
u need to search for this ., i heard it on rhythm 93 then on wazobia fm or so,
lemme try one
she oleshe collabo pelu ofokasibe ki orie matukasibe ni? lol

thats why i was suprised , the 2009 vector is mad with dope skills . more frijos pls moreeeeeee.
we are loving vector

aight dawg ama add u up str8, does flex work ? dont worry i will send some of ma beats maybe u can use any of them in ur own mixtape. i actually need someone to rate them . they are mad hot !

well i guess naeto -c was covering his shine and storm doesnt have tight beats like don jazzy
saucekid is now in mohits according to punch newspaper and its yebariba swaggalicious . respect to sauce!

raze asked for this . its an old classic .it is somehow scarce . if u come to this thread first download it raze enjoy it razor http://rapidshare.com/files/241749669/Silk_e_Fyne_-_Romeo_and_Juliet.mp3

ok raze, am ur hommie all day , and i still got all those scarce classics like crazy .
am on limewire and ares , i guess u might stumble upon me on ares get to browse thru my music folder online.i wanna ask if u make beats cuzz i make beats , and i gat some crazy stuff plugins soundfonts etc.
do u know how to rip instrumental off a song? . i got my mixtape coming up too . are u on facebook , if yes i guess i need to add u up. i guess we need to chat add me bjpumpindogg at yahoo hollaback

@sauron
dont give urself headache over biting . or line referral. everyone bites this days . what do u say about sampling where people chop off peoples entire songs and turn it into theirs. jayz biting or line referral is not a crime in hiphop.

@rapjunkie
thanks for the lyrics and to the person who started this topic , thanx a lot ,. i never heard the song b4 now

@chiogo
ur mouth is always so loud when u hear jayz . go and sit down somewhere jare. we all knw ur trippin for biyi oyonze's husband ,.buhaha

@ibime and A40
you two are the only ones talking sense . sampling biting, and overlifting is no longer an hiphop issue


@topic
kanye and jay are brothers in hiphop. its normal to favour ur family member

AUTOTUNE . jay aint insulting nobody , he is just making hiphop music thats what hiphop is all about ,. thanks jigga for a great song and a great title. lol DEATH OF THE AUTOTUNE BITCH . I GUESS I HAVE TO FREESTYLE ON THAT BEAT TOO . RAPJUNKIE THATS COOL?INIT?

@MALLTHIUS
THOSE WACKS WILL ALWAYS EXIST . THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOU TRYING TO LEARN . GET THAT INTO UR NUMBSKULL  . I DONT KNOW WYHY U CANT UNDERSTAND THAT THOSE WACKS HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE

@mc prawn crackers
you call that super advanced when ur struggling to forcing urself to fit in words and rhyme a line. men just go back to rap school. nursery 2 to be precise. dont u see how chamotex does it. stop disgracing nairaland with this wackosemantic-prawn crackerticism. if am an asshole , i guess ur the stinking shit in the middle of the ass. bloody dehumanizing prawn cracking rapper
buhahahaha

lemme show and proof what a classical nairaland rapper does in an hybrid freestyle lounge! even brid cant respond properly to this !talkless of u small rat(mc prawn crackers

now listen fool,  crackles must have been stupid cuzz he-goats are still stubborn
dont trip / ofoka is the definition of a sick emcee reborn
sharp as thorn/my lyrics sniff cocaine so i guess its hi-time
metaphors insane /am quick on the mic like tyson in his prime
this punk ass cracker seller should stop forcing himself to rhyme
mc prawn crackers/ when u force monosyllabic words on us dont u know ur commiting a hiphop crime?
i know ur leave in london /that explains why ur rap style is wacker than grime
when am thru wit u /u would fink they inserted ur eyes into curry and thyme
this cracker nigga is yummy so i guess ama eat him for breakfast
who else if not mc crackers will get a rap name as tight as prawn crackers
its 7am in the morning /am yawning / but this freestyle must be kicked this morning
am nicer than crackers / my wordsplay leave crackles brutalised /even his momma will be left mourning

*********OFOKASIBE THE BEST RAPPER IN NAIRALAND!**********

i heard a song on radio and the song is hotter than fire
but the problem is when i searched thru lalanoi lyrics in jassie battle i heard almost the same lines  the lyrics was so sweet that i had to search for this song at all cost. Knowing nl for whats its worth no song must go unheard . to anyone that knows the name of the song .pls help us out! and upload it
the lyrics look like lalaboi and jassie's lyrics, something like this in this link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-264534.32.html

if anyone knows the name of the song pls upload it here . THis is nairaland and we must find that song . the lyrics goes something like this .
PS:LALABOI DONT DELETE THIS UNTIL WE FIND THAT SONG. 

QUOTE FROM LALABOI

fake ass. . . . lo je gala lori BRT jor. .
u wey dey use indomie do hair attachment. . . . .u use werepe do body lotion. . . .
use caterpillar fetch water from well. . . . . com use irun obo do tootpick. . . .
Jor ohhhh illes, Mi o le fi Rap se paper oh
You no go one use biro draw graffiti na. . . lol
Once again jor oh. . . mayoooo, mi o le fi gutter se jaccuzi oh. . .
ode,  u wey dey use super glue do eyedrops. . . . . dey use sperm do maiyonaise,
com dey kirun ontop BRT. . . . . u even go buy land inside konga. . .
use double barrel kill tiny mosquito. . . .o tun microwave ebo. . . . .
o tun tan candle lo bu petrol. . . .ode. . . . . .u com tie nappy for dog. . . .
dat 1 nor do you,  u even use 80degrees water do aluwala. . . . .use akara do holy communion. . ,  . .
o ma run down ni. . . .when i finish wiv u. . . . u go use omo ogi do peppersoup. . . .lol. . .

QUOTE FROM JASSIE
Eh! lalaboi, jor oh! mi o le fi mosqutio se barbeque o!

U go like use office pin pound yam?

Hmm,  U fit sell Donut inside coffin?

So tell me, Can u dance makossa on 3rd mainland bridge? Talk now!

Abi go u like do vacation for kirikiri prison?

Molue jam you, mumu like u dey dial 911!

Okay, u wan fry Akara for hell fire?

Abeg try go smoke Igbo for Filling station

U no go wan use sperm do butter now. . .

U fituse mayonnaise drink garri ni?

Yahoo boiz scam u, werrin concern LASTMA?

Abi u fit sell fake drugs for Nafdac office?

Abeg try go do vigil for cementary. . .

E be like say U wan use hot water wash yansh! lol. . . omo piss of jare. . .

U wey dey use bucket do helmet untop Okada!

U no go wan do Oldskool hair for yaba left! Were!

gabbbbrrry!

dare have u gotten the song yet its playing all over radio . i heard it again on rhythm 93 .7
lalaboi make una look for that song o. the guys sang it well sha. but i guess na lalaboi 7 jassie lyrics dem steal

yo raze nice one dawg . i even downloaded all ur songs when i found out that ur nigerian . tight rhymes dawg i wish u could do more freestyles on some sick instrumentals .buzz me when u got new stuffs , my names are flowshow , bolajibroke and bjpumpindogg on jamglue. but i havent uploaded nada yet .bcuzzz of my tortoise speed
now when i tell u that i have a song belief me i got it . the only problem is my internet speed is running marathon when it comes to uploading , but to proof it ama do everything possible to upload silk e fyne romeo and juliet right now 4u raze, right now as in now now now . i told u i got all the tight songs from that era . just belle that
take am http://rapidshare.com/files/241749669/Silk_e_Fyne_-_Romeo_and_Juliet.mp3

@showbobo
he pain me say no be me give u that song o , u know ur my hommie showbobo the original orobo ask for more scarce ones like right now i got ur back hommie

this game looks stupid but i will take part anyhow

orin correcti __________

@mc prawn crackers
thats wack boy , do u even understand the basic of rap?

@hybrid
fake assbrid, tuhahahhaha

@lala
thats cause you are 54 years old but u still fink you are 13 .lol

@FRIJOS DONT GET MAD. U DEY TRY FOR THE TRACKS BUT
I DONT KNOW WHETHER ITS THE BEAT THAT IS WACK. THE SONG DIDNT STRIKE ME IN THE USUAL VECTOR WAY. IT IS A BIT ON THE DOWNSIDE. I EXPECTED THE SAME FIRE IN MOTI, I GUESS ITS THE BEAT CUZZ AM JUST NOT FEELING THIS ONE ! but i like moti a lot!

THE SONG IS TOO WACK. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THE SONG IS WACK
THATS NOT THE DAGRIN I KNOW ! THE 2009 DAGRIN SPITS FIRE , THIS TRACK IS A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT FOR ME FOR THE 1ST TIME .

Gabry:
I can't think. . . Seriously. . . . Im soooo tired!!!

LOL TIRED OF DOING WHAT ? DID U CARRY AS MUCH LOAD AS A DONKEY?

THESE BREASTS ARE TOO SMALL HAS ANYONE SEEN THE ONES THAT TOUCHES THE FLOOR, AND THE GIRL DRAGS IT WHILE WALKING . ?? CHINESE GURLS I SAW SOMEWHERE ONLINE .MAKE I SEARCH , BREASTS ARE UGLY AND THICK . DAMN WHAT IS THAT!?? LIKE BULON BLOW SLIPPERS? NAIJA GURLS NO GET BREAST . WHAT A SHAME , WETIN WE GO SUCK NOW? ME I LIKE PUTTING MY HEAD INSIDE MIDDLE OF BREAST SHA WHEN AM ABOUT TO SLEEP . I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER NL BOYS O