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I don't know oo. My case, the man and his family quarreled with our entire household.

Thanks for this informative piece.

Babe keep calm Oluwa is preparing a bigger and fatter ENVELOPE for you. In this same NL, you'll share a testimony.
I'm happy we still have your type in this country.

Yes, she will. Mine even went as far as almost committing suicide when i told her its over...we're still together though.
You're are first love, though might not be her only love but definitely her BEST love
spiritually and physically.

I'm happy its Nigeria. But must it be only LAGOS; don't get me wrong there are lots of OPPORTUNITIES in DELTA and also LOTS of RAW TALENTS
anyway, its a welcome development.

Yea i do. I once spoke against them to a neighbour and woke up with incisions on my body the best day.
*i once quarreled with a woman and had a nightmare;i won in the dream.

God bless you @OP. You just took me to early 2000 and late 90's..i did all of them, i even fought wrestling and did jackie-chan.

When will the warri-ajaokuta railways be attended to all i see is Lagos, Kaduna, Kano and Abuja.
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God bless GEJ
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that Abuja rail at Bwari is Really a sight to behold. The Chinese are really industrious.

She is your OFFICIAL girlfriend but are you are OFFICIAL boyfriend?

Already dating and she can't spare her purse for you what will happen when you're broke?

Give her a simple test: look unkempt for a particular weekend and on the Sunday ask her for 5k telling her you'll pay on Tuesday and watch what will happen

in a nut shell bros abeg park d bus and waka-away.
its over.

if that's all, be a little bit secretive about the way you handle extended family issues. from a point, she is telling you to think first about your nuclear family. whenever any member of your extended family needs financial assistance, ask them to send their account details to you, transfer the money and change your bank alert from sms to email.

That way she doesn't become aware and you have fulfilled your hearts desire. I hope this helps bro.
always help coz life is rotatary

Kayoski:
congrats on ur great achievement..

pls don't forget to include " I had sex before I was 20yrs" in ur CV

lolz this got me laughing.

Nche95:
British accent, but you can't write properly..

i only wrote it like this because its NAIRALAND.

Gbpereluvmama:
Point of correction, u can't see sperm cell with ur naked eyes, that thick fluid is called semen. Am feeling for u bro, u haven't even work on ur skills to become proficient, u just retired. Hope u won't meet a wife that's has been a pro b4 retirement, coz she will definitely mix cucumber with carrot in her pinkish plate.

man, i became 'badder' in d sh*t. B4 repenting

Good morning Nairalanders, just feel like sharing-up my experience when i first had sex.
It was January 2013, and i was soon going to complete 20. I wanted to have sex before attaining age 20.
I couldn't patronize prostitutes; because of my ethics, so i had to become friendly to some girls in our area and sweet-tongue them, finally one was falling for my British Accent.
We became very good friends and i started strategizing,discovered an uncompleted building and started telling her sex stories few days to the D day.
She was already wet and on heat the day i asked to accompany to the building.
We got there, started kissing and i had to UnCloth her. My p£n¡s was already erect, i lied her down on a ply board and tried penetrating, couldn't coz she was tight.
So i lied down, and she was on top of me, we were both naked and my hands were on her breasts she was moaning softly and i was like waoh...'this is the sex I've been hearing and seeing abi'.
I felt like urinating and something coming out so i asked her to get up, and then before my very own eyes, i cupped my sperm in my hand and tasted it. It was thick and milkish;first time i was seeing a sperm fluid.
I later did it another day with her in front of a closed shop at the market and this time, i ejaculated into her, in the process of me ejaculating, she clinched me with her fingers in an ecstatic state, i was nervous thinking she was going to be pregnant and that was when i got introduced to POSTINOR. We're no longer together though,
But its a day i won't forget easily.
NB: its not a tale but what happened when i was 19.
* Nairalanders, rate my writing skillz coz I'm aspiring into writing and oratory.

Good morning Nairalanders, just feel like sharing-up my experience when i first had sex.
It was January 2013, and i was soon gonna complete 20. I wanted to do it before entering that age.
I can't patronize prostitutes i had to become friendly to some girls in our area and sweet-tongue them, finally one was falling for my British Accent.
We became very good friends and i started strategizing,discovered an uncompleted building and started telling her sex stories few days to the D day.
She was already wet and on heat the day i asked to accompany to the building.
We got there, started kissing and i had to UnCloth her. My p£n¡s was already erect, i lied her down on a ply board and tried penetrating, couldn't coz she was tight.
So i lied down, and she was on top of me, we were both naked and my hands were on her breasts she was moaning softly and i was like waoh...'this is the sex I've been hearing and seeing abi'.
I felt like urinating and something coming out so i asked her to get up, and then before my very own eyes, i cupped my sperm in my hand and tasted it. Twas thick and milkish;first time i was seeing a sperm cell.
I later did it another day with her in front of a closed shop at the market and this time, i released into her, in the process of me releasing, she clinched me with her fingers in an ecstatic state, i was nervous she was gonna get pregnant and that was when i got introduced to POSTINOR. We're no longer together though and I'm now a born again.
But its a day i won't forget easily.
NB: its not a tale but what happened when i was 19.
* Nairalanders, rate my writing skillz coz I'm aspiring into writing and oratory.

Good morning Nairalanders, just feel like sharing-up my experience when i first had sex.
It was January 2013, and i was soon gonna complete 20. I wanted to do it before entering that age.
I can't patronize prostitutes i had to become friendly to some girls in our area and sweet-tongue them, finally one was falling for my British Accent.
We became very good friends and i started strategizing,discovered an uncompleted building and started telling her sex stories few days to the D day.
She was already wet and on heat the day i asked to accompany to the building.
We got there, started kissing and i had to UnCloth her. My p£n¡s was already erect, i lied her down on a ply board and tried penetrating, couldn't coz she was tight.
So i lied down, and she was on top of me, we were both naked and my hands were on her breasts she was moaning softly and i was like waoh...'this is the sex I've been hearing and seeing abi'.
I felt like urinating and something coming out so i asked her to get up, and then before my very own eyes, i cupped my sperm in my hand and tasted it. Twas thick and milkish;first time i was seeing semen.
I later did it another day with her in front of a closed shop at the market and this time, i released into her, in the process of me releasing, she clinched me with her fingers in an ecstatic state, i was nervous she was going to get pregnant and that was when i got introduced to POSTINOR.
NB: its not a tale but what happened when i was 19.
* Nairalanders, rate my writing skillz coz I'm aspiring into

Hurlstarling:
What a man sow he shall reap.

IN Justin timberlake's voice, what goes around comes around.

vault:
ever since my sis almost got hit by a trailer right in front of me all in the name of chatting, I don't bring out my phone when am not in a stable position.......


tann God 4 ya lyfe

thanks bro

This was how it went: i left the boys hostel by 9:15 PM to join some serious minded students to read till dawn. By 10:00 PM, more students were coming to the class to 'read'.
Our school normally PUT ON the generator by 7:00 PM and switch it OFF by 11:00 PM and that's how its going to be till the electricity is restored by the power authorities.
Around 10:50-10:55, you'll notice some guys and babes going out of the classroom at first, i was confused as to why they go out before the GEN goes OFF. Not knowing I'll soon see the result myself
NB: most of us that read there are basically 100L.
11:00 the GEN is OFF and most students are not around. Went to the restroom to ease off when i heard the sound of laps clashing against each other..they're all having sex in the bathroom, toilets, unused classes and the worst part is that
1. Its unprotected
2. Its ungodly
3. They're just 100L students
4. Its now a daily affair
WHO IS TO BLAME?
*GUD MORNING fREN

How on earth did such a wack made FP?...anyway,@OP... Cut down on your EGO and stop been proud. You're the kind of guy that has start planning a G-wagon and Range Rover from an unseen pay.

treasure07:
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It all depends on 1. Maybe she's not ready,but y waste my time when you're not ready? 2. The main aim of a 'matured relationship' is MARRIAGE if NO then it's OVER 3. How long you've known each other 4ME...its waka-away.

Its indeed an improvement to Nigeria. But is Lagos the only apple tree in Nigeria...when will the visit Delta.......

Clone2020:
Africa is the next Frontier as greedy investors would flock in to establish companies all in an effort to tap into the cheap labor.
.

this will only be a reality when the government has put in place laws that will favour the companies and they should lead by example by using made in 9ja cars.
Finally, they should be awareness through advertisement from renown media houses like cnn, channels tv, bbc e.t.c
...

When i'm studying james 1:5
when i'm about to sleep psalm 24,103,91
when i need motivation philipians 4:13,:19.
when i need counselling ecclessiates and proverbs
THERE IS ALWAYS A SCRIPTURE FOR EVERY SITUATION
THE BIBLE IS JUST AN AWESOME BOOK...OP SHEU U GO CHURCH TODAY SO?HAPI SUNDAY

When i'm studying james 1:5
when i'm about to sleep psalm 24,103,91
when i need motivation philipians 4:13,:19.
when i need counselling ecclessiates and proverbs
THERE IS ALWAYS A SCRIPTURE FOR EVERY SITUATION
THE BIBLE IS JUST AN AWESOME BOOK...OP SHEU U GO CHURCH TODAY SO?HAPI SUNDAY

ShyNeptune:
you're very much welcome sir.... if I may ask, what course are you studying in the university?

It's Agricultural Economics sir and i'm offering...

ShyNeptune:
Read more during the day... get enough sleep at night.....
don't try to force yourself to stay awake all through the night all in the name of reading. so in summary, read more during the day.
don't go for lectures always, you can stay back in your room/hostel/library and read like your life depends on your books only.

and lastly, ensure you solve questions, solve more questions and solve even more questions.


eat well. Have fun.


success is yours.

oforij

i'm more than grateful for this hint...God bless you for your indelible help...i'll put it into practice asap.

Hi everyone, its 2:24 am and i'm in the class hoping to continue with my AWOKO but i'm not absorbing.
My story, i'm this academic genius back then in secondary school back then in 2012. Fastforward into 2015, i got admission into the university and did'nt resume on time due to financial constraint and other issues. Now i've fully resume (2weeks ago) and my exams is on the 15th of this month.
I'm offering 7courses they all seems easy but the time frame i have at my disposal is brief. I'm a believer and i've prayed and i believe its gonna go well but i still need hints from you all.
Thanks

No oooo. Just because of phones, and change, he'l spend millions trying to fix he's ass and d!k

Wow, i'm happy its a state in Nigeria. But is it only LAGOS...whats happening to DELTA?
NICE RESEARCH OP

... And my dad, who is a fuuly registered contractor with all parastatals in Nigeria is still looking for contract,...there is God OH

She is 100L just like me,just that i'm a guy @OP, you never can be too sure as far as you've not put a ring on it, its 50/50 SIMPLE: sponsor her and get married to her when she's in her 200L or 300L OR get a preggyC B4 she makes her Bs.c ... A word is enough 4D wise.

Left for me alone, 5 is ok. 3guys and 2 babes.