₦airaland Forum

boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the rituals
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!

efilefun:
See as she be like bread wey fall inside water.... In a more civilized country, she would be busy taking food to her husband in the prison but here in nigeria under the clueless one her husband got billions for being a Militant..

#IhaveDecided GMB/PYO2015

dom:
can it be used in a lexus rx 300. How will it get to someone in abuja.

Rawani:
Desperation. Jonathan and his cabal must have committed sins far beyond what is known or imagined in the public domain, and so serious that they know jail is certain if an incorruptible man is the one to unearth it. The two unforgivable crimes I suspect they are trying to meander out of are possibly the monumental, jaw dropping corruption in the management of our petroleum resources, and Jonathan's involvement or culpability in the loss of thousands of lives through Boko Haram. They are so spooked at the thought of GMB's emergence that Doyin noodles stated in an embarrassing video where he was thoroughly embarrassed by journalists, that Buhari is "forever unelectable".

This should make Nigerians more resolute to kick out Jonathan and start Nigeria's healing process.

We want change.

pathetic to see how gullible must of you who claim to be educated are, it's election by the corner and falsehood is bound to spread like wildfire.
Gej can't be that desperate to be routing for interim government.

SOBSISRAEL:
Am sure she did nt knw it was money. About the salary #7500? I cnt bliv dis. She earns dat and can still make up and wear fashionable cloth. Ask mizmycoli,and nairaland babe to estimate the cost of her cosmetics, then you know am saying d raw truth. Wel sha good for her.
But if she take it away is that corruption or stealing. Gej has the answer. Lolz...

muhammedbilal:
ing the president or any post of responsibility that God ordained you to be....In the olden days,during the era of Awolowo,sardauna,azikiwe,tafawa,and akintola,similar things like this happened then,and thru conspiracy,between the north ,akintola and the father of fani kayode, Awolowo was sent to prison,but he never came back from the prison to meet all his enemies.....During the era of Sanni Abacha,OBJ was sent to prison but he never came back to meet Abacha alive...
Now this same Fanikayode's son,is with the present ruling govt...doing the dirty job his father left over....for GEJ now.....I know wise people who is following my story will read where this present drama will lead us to again....God is watching....and He knows how to settle Nigerian problems when we are at the dead end like this....Democracy is govt of the people,by the people and for the people....not govt of one region or section of the nation....Nigerian ship is again heading towards a rock....he who has ear let them hear.....Nigerian masses have suffer a lot to afford any uprising,or senseless war again....There is no stable electricity for so many years now,no drinkable water for the masses,no good hospitals,all our roads are death traps for peasant masses of this great nation ,while our so called leaders are flying all over the place with their private jets.....so many jobless graduates all over the nation.There is no security...even the securities are owed 3-4 months salary.....how could a hungry security man do the right job? when his kids back home are hungry?
When i was young reading the bible ,saw the story of Jesus Christ, i was wondering ,how could people of then allow Jesus to be crucified? Someone who is doing wonderful miracles,giving them foods,healing the sick.?Now i can see the reason why it happened then.....Now the Nation is going from bad to worst,,petrol was #65 when this govt came on,but change it to #97, our reserve was $47b without owing anybody , now our reserve is zero and we are in debt to the tune of $70b ...We need equipment for security to combat the terrorist,we have to borrow $1b....Where are we going....and yet we want this to continue till 2019? Now i understand why the people then want jesus crucified and barnabas an armed robber set free...
But one thing is certain....I have never see the victory of evil over good....TIME WILL TELL......may God reward you broda na only talk with brain since I have been reading the tread apart from all those APC and PDP thugs which they said they are defending interest of the majority all na lie all what they know is their various pocket and those that doesn't have job among them want his or her party to won the election so that he or she will be given job.....am Apolitical or Apathy guy so don't insult me

shiningshina:
Really?! Considering your total ignorance of Islam (except what you read on Islamophobic websites), I will pass over that. But, then, have you ever read the Bible well? If yes, you must have read these crimes of Jesus, among others:

And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly
destroyed the men, and the women, and the little
ones, of every city, we left none to remain.
Deuteronomy 2:34

And we utterly destroyed them, ... utterly destroying
the men, women, and children, of every city.
Deuteronomy 3:6

And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them
before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly
destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with
them, nor shew mercy unto them.
Deuteronomy 7:2

And thou shalt consume all the people which the
LORD thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall
have no pity upon them.
Deuteronomy 7:16

Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city
with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and
all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the
edge of the sword.
Deuteronomy 13:15

But of the cities of these people, which the LORD
thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt
save alive nothing that breatheth.
Deuteronomy 20:16-17

And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city,
both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and
sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.
Joshua 6:21

So smote all the country ... he left none remaining,
but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD
God of Israel commanded.
Joshua 10:40

Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... go and smite
Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and
spare them not; but slay both man and woman,
infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
1 Samuel 15:2-3