Who ever compiled this list is jobless.

Mumu talk

I believe in God but not religion. I believe God is Love.

Nice

House maids re mermaids

Love Don carry OBO go. It's a good thing in a cruel world. Live your life bro

Fair assessment

CriticMaestro:
I don't know who is more stewpid among them, wizkid that can easily get young fresh girls or the stewpid tiwa savage that is stooping so low to date her junior wen she is even married....

The height of all, this woman forgets she is a mom...

No kid wants his mom behaving in such way for fvcks sake

baba relax all na signed deal. Everything dey do na for the cameras. It's business strategy

Revolva:
You’ve no doubt heard many tales about food and nutrition: which foods to avoid and which to gorge on, which are carcinogenic and which cause acne. But not all should be taken at face value! i share some of the most common food myths,

Microwaving food kills nutrients

Nutrient loss in food is actually caused by heat and the amount of time you’re cooking the food. Microwaving uses less heat than conventional cooking methods and is often a lot quicker, so this method actually helps keep nutrient loss to a minimum.

You should drink eight glasses of water every day

This advice has been around for years, without any substance. However, it has been found that drinking eight glasses of water each day is not a medical recommendation, nor is there any scientific health benefits behind the advice. Simply be your own judge on your water intake.

A glass of wine every day is good for your health

Although wine – especially red wine – contains antioxidants that protect against cardiovascular disease and cancer, daily consumption of alcohol can damage the liver. For women, it increases the risk of breast cancer because alcohol disrupts the body’s ability to absorb folic acid, a B-vitamin with anti-cancer properties.

Eating calories at night cause weight gain

The time of day that you eat does not affect your body’s ability to digest foods. It’s not so much about when you eat but rather how much and what. Late night eating is commonly linked to stress. On top of that, eating high-calorie, high-fat snacks late at night makes it harder to sleep, and ultimately leads to overeating the next day.

Carbohydrates make you fat

You must have been told severally to avoid carbohydrates because they can make you add weight. Don’t’ fall for this. Carbohydrates are a really important part of a balanced diet. In fact, all fruits, vegetables, bread, grains, and sugars contain carbohydrates, and our bodies need them to function. Different carbohydrates have different nutritional values, and there are plenty of healthy options to choose to ensure you’re getting a range of other benefits.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/common-food-myths-really-not-true/

Not all wines are alcoholic

Riqueleme:
My Biro Sketch of Diego Pablo Simeone
I really like this coach cos of his courageous approach towards matches in La Liga and beyond Spain...
A good coach with a good profile
He is once a footballer, also A.Madrid player and now coaching his former team......what a life !
#ballpoint_pen #diego_pablo_Simeone #drawing #doodle #depicts

Great work Riquelme. You got talent bro I really appreciate art from the heart. Currently watching a series titled Genius. Season talks about Einstein and I know season 2 will intrigue you. Its a true life story of the great Picasso. You can find it on toxicwap . You are welcome

Lol

Baba when next you hitting the gym please sir endeavor to kit up. Not all of us are gullible, you can't fool us. Take your camera show elsewhere. Much respect sir but na ona join hand contribute to the mess this country is today.

very funny post. Since when Nigerians need lectures to make garri?

I thought it was all an expensive joke in the first place. Now I see tribalism has really eaten deep into our everyday life. You all coming up to make tribalistic comments should all be ashamed. You are the true disgrace.

Andyibest:
A man once told me that the reason why the blacks are completely different from the whites is because we have not yet evolved to the level they are... We are at the point they were in the 1880s and we are still evolving...

Nigeria is a country in ruins and not because of the government, but because of the people.. Remember, Nigeria is not a place, but a people.

The political system of Nigeria is still a do or die affair just as the same way Emperors were being murdered anyhow in China (in the olden days), we are still not evolved to understand things and that is why we praise our politicians and kiss their feet.

look at it this way... We are the ones who employ (elect) politicians e.g Buhari to work in their office and we can take them out if we don't want him after 4 years.

Now, look at it this way, when a boss employs a worker he gives the worker the list of his duties and expects the worker to do them without fail because he is getting paid.. That is the same way Buhari was employed to do certain duties without fail because he is getting paid...

Now, this worker does his job and the company moves forward. There is no boss in this world that praises the worker for doing his job. Bosses only praise workers for adding more to their job, for doing it perfectly, for helping them reduce costs, for doing it faster and they are given promotion.

Now when I look at Nigeria, when Buhari builds roads, gives electricity, water, build schools or provide jobs, people keep praising him, why do they do that? Buhari was employed to do these things and he does them accordingly so we should not be surprised. There is no boss in Nigeria that is surprised that his worker does things just as he wanted them to do it.

Bosses are only surprised that workers do more to it and bring a perfect job... Now let's say Buhari provides 3m jobs in 3months. Now that is something we praise him for because we employed him to provide jobs, but the speed at which he does it makes him deserve praise... Between a fast and slow typist who receives praises. The fast one, and not because his work is better or cleaner, but because he saves time...

Nigerians need to understand this that we are not begging these people, these people depend on us and we are their bosses, but Nigerians prefer to be lied to and praise them when they build roads as if we employed Buhari for nothing...

When we keep praising these politicians for doing what they are supposed to do we keep reducing our expectations for them and they keep doing the little things we praise them for, this cycle continues till they leave office and even after they leave office.. And that is why for over 18 years of democracy no politician has been able to solve the problem of the people... Because the people who vote them are comfortable with the little things they do...

They build roads we hail, they build bridges, we hail, they build street lights we hail and I wonder why we employed them in the first place

Will you keep praising Buhari, Okowa, Wike, Ambode etc or any politician from any part for building roads, for providing jobs, for providing quality healthcare... Isn't that why we employed him in the first place

Ask yourself these questions and stop accepting little things from these politicians, because this cycle will continue even after the death of Buhari and Obasanjo... don't say that Nigerians will never listen, because you are a Nigerian, if you listen and implement it, that means others will too...

I am just trying to look at things differently, because you can't expect a blind man to lead blind men, you can expect a politician that thinks just like you to change a whole country.

Great post.I would have asked for ur bank details but then u just doing your job as a concerned citizen. This post should be forwarded and recycled. Great piece

BiafranBushBoy:
lol... this should have been nice, but all these can work when you have all I have listed below;

- Financial security

- A good job

- A car

- A well-furnished apartment

- And you are average looking

You can't be looking like a refugee, and a woman would give you listening ears. Unless you deal with ghetto girls.

The bottom line is; fix your life, have dreams, chase them, keep achieving it, and the law of attraction will send someone to you when the time is due.

Chase dreams and women will come like a bonus.

I'll take my leave!

This alone makes more sense than all the Bbnaija, The Otedola's , Bobrisky, Tonto, Unknown Nollywood actresses spiting trash etc Thank you for this brilliant Post.

Krissjones:
Ugly stupid dirty biťch

hate want to finish this one . chaii Kpele.

Mekanus:
Fu^ck spirituality, that shiit is horseshit.

. How do you Fvck the path to greatness

ITbomb:
There's this practice I've found very effective ie holding your breath

When you hold your breath, everything about you seems to come to a standstill and you feel your body being lifted while anticipating the next rush of air.
Even when I experience an embarrassing erection, all I do is hold my breath and my body refocus

thank you for this . So true

yummy001:


You are so on point. NoFap on Reddit and the greatest chapter in Napoleon Hill's Classic "Think and Grow Rich" which is "The Mystery of Sex Transmutation" really transformed my life.

@OP, try and look up NoFap on reddit.com. It will do you a lot of good joining these group of guys striving hard to take back their lives. Cheers.

. Ice on the cake .

By the way discipline is all we need to master. Self control because those loosed thoughts will never go away . We must acknowledge their presence and slowly but surely push them aside . Replace those habits with hitting the gym, meditation etc and thank me later

You all goggle 'no fap' it's an American online community that really helps . It also comes with an app . It was developed by an ex Porn Lord. Still amazed we still don't have such platforms in our society today . It has rescued many people from self destruction . We can't deny never underestaimate how much porn and masturbation has destroyed lives . Addicts will never agree to this because they are so having the time of their lives they think .

Hmmm. The gods are sending a message

Hmmm

I try to understand wetin dey really happen these days . I'm lost

Op get a good job aproko no be Am . Just an advice

I'm personally affected by this inhumane act. I give up on this country a long time ago . A word to the OP please careless about such things cos I guarantee u dem go only call of the strike when them want . Just put ur time into acquiring great skills and self development . Cos waiting for this country to work is gonna be an endless wait . Each passing day I keep nursing the feeling of ignoring this whole service thing . I might ghost it if u know what I mean . The truth is we the youth we have to think smart and create our dreams cos the system we find ourself in is a dream killer .

That doesn't look like Wizkid . I see a Wizkid wannabe

Never ride on a woman . They can hide a mountain for a millennium and u wouldnt notice a thing . That woman should face the law . Sorry for the man . Hope he finds peace on the other side

Kygoo:




Seems she was kidnapped. If she wasn't, I can understand why she ran from home. The man's english is horrible, she needed to go cool off.

. Forget the English and see the good in this .