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Take it or leave it. There is more to this pandemic than what we are been fed. I've been trying to know the difference between Trump and WHO lately and to be candid there is none or let's say both are using try and error approach.

Like play like play , this thing dey go up ooo.

God, forgive us our trespasses.

For the first ever since commencement of the league, Lagos Strikers went blank yesterday. While Kano's chipped in multiple goals including own goals.

Bluezy13:
Football unites the world.
It brings joy and happiness to people who likely would have died of depression and domestic trauma from spouses and family members...yes...you have a nagging wife, instead of going to the bar to get drunk, you go watch football and come home happy if your favourite wins.
Football limits one's gallivanting which may result to accidents and crises.
Football serves as a source of income to people and employment as well.
Football brings about infrastructural developments
Football boost the economy of a country.
Football exposes people to different countries, broadens one's horizon of acquaintances and knowledge of tribes and people far and wide.
Watching one's football idols playing to one's expectations is the greatest joy ever.
Yes, anybody can be a doctor or a nurse provided that person goes to college and other necessary medical institutions satisfactorily. But not anybody can be Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo... In fact nobody can be Messi or Christiano Ronaldo in the field of play. They are only their one of a kind in the whole Universe.

But for football, more people would have died than recorded of this virus.
Football is our everyday hero.
Doctors and nurses are conditional heros.

A

If it's bomb blast, then something sinister is going on in the southwest....first Ado Ekiti explosion, follow by Abule Ado in Lagos and now Akure. IB, ABK,SGB should be warming up for theirs

Baba is positive from Covick 1-9.



Everything points to Baba's dullness, after three weeks of rehearsing to pronounce Coronavirus, he failed. They tried to make it easier for him and the best he came up with is Covick one nine birus

Motor don jam baba for express I swear.

Baba has so many name

* Ódë
* Oponu
* Arindin
* Dindinrin
* Olofo
* Ole
* Ólë
* Apóda
* Eranko
* Anuofia
* Barawo etc


Quote me and see coro korokoro

Wetin I hate most for my life na procastination because I can't fathom why the angel wey suppose blow trumpet never do am. Chaos here and there.
I just dey vex for Nigerians wey dey fear coro like say we haven't been battling with terrible scenario immemorial, for a leak paper to show that 35 governor's and ministers has properties worth 142bn in Dubai shows how daft we are as a citizens, yes , you and I. For God sake, those holding us hostage aren't up to 1% of our population.

I dey vex I swear

Word and Synonym

Happy - Excited- Joyous
Dead -. Lifeless
Magnify - Enlarge
Optimistic - positive
Insane - Mad

Nigeria- Corruption

Sanusi is dead according to Wikipedia

Stop saying you can do anything joor....you think say it's easy to do bloody things

Storeyedbuildin:
Pls am searching for job ooo.....

I can do anytin ooo ..so far it nuh related to blood or fraud....

Be it security,gateman ,office work or even factory work....am getting tired of this life already I wud be glad if anyone can be of help....

I can even do laundry for u...clean ur house and even prepare meals for u...so far its Lagos...


If u don't av the connection u can connect me to someone who has ...plsss..

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Pls safe a starving brother
what's

You dey eat
Spaghetti
Pasta

You dey bath inside

Jacuzzi

You dey ride or pray to ride

Ferrari
Lamborghini
Maserati
Alfa Romeo
Ducati
Fiat
Bugatti

Even na IVECO truck bring all your dress like:

Dolce and Gabbana
Prada
Versace
Valentino
Moschino
Gucci
Fendi
Armani
Fila
Diesel
Giorgio Armani

After You nail am with

Bvlgari gold watch

While sipping your

Martini
Masseto
Piedmont

You have Italian Corona virus now and you dey complain


My brother , why ?


The above na expensive joke myself know in the midst of this adversity, before you quote negatively for the above joke, I want to use this opportunity to remind you that more jokes are coming from our so called MoG or pastors as the crafty one among them will use this virus to organize a Corona virus theme crusade with captions like:

" Coronavirus: Thou shall not come nigh thee"

" I will attain my height even if others have coronavirus"

" Coronavirus: locate my enemies".

While the trickiest of them will start selling stuffs like:

" Anti Coronavirus handkerchief"
" Anti Coronavirus spiritual oil"
" Anti Coronavirus special water"

Buy our church sticker and place it on your house entrance or car windscreen, it will not come to thee.


If Iran can cancel Friday prayer with most Sunni and Shii muslims, I believe the put their safety ahead of the religion.

It's only in Africa where religion trives as a business having left it's base as a faith.

There is this notion that coronavirus doesn't kill Black.


Make e enter Aso Rock make we know it's efficacy

Na your type dey change moniker when game come for evening with the caption

"Bro show me love, your boy dey here even if na 2k, my account number is 0083649226 Idiot Bank Plc"

McBrooklyn:
Audio staking!

I still don't understand why the bookmakers gave Madrid 3.00 odd while Man City is 2:40....it's just an absolute disrespect to Madrid even though they are fielding amateur players.



For me,

I carry Madrid straight win


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If e like make e come , if e like make e burn ( no be today ).

Napoli 1-3 Barcelona



Insigne 56- Messi 33,
Messi 62
Pique 90

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Waterview:
Pep for me, Ancelotti is a legandary manager, has 3 UCL to his name, he has been a joke lately (man should have retired when the going was good).

Pep is the definition of modern day manager, he rebranded Cruff's famous tikitaka.

in conclusion, Pep is classy unlike Ancelloti a renowned tourist (managing every tom and dick)

Pep is still young, by the time he clock 60 y'all will see the reason why why he's the best.

Hello house , my brothers and i argued over who is greater between former Milan coach Carlo Ancelloti and current Manchester City manager , Joseph Guardiola. They think is Guardiola but I think otherwise.

Your opinions?

Hard to believe that we still have sensible females that can contribute to global issues like you. Your analysis if not near right sweetened me because you have a clue of what you contributed unlike most females here on nairaland that can only comment when we have cucumber topics. God bless you Sis. I'm proud of you

Openbusiness:
I don't know why some people are thinking a fight with Iran will be a world war. It can never be. For one, Iran is hated in the Middle East, so the major Middle East moneybag players like Saudi, Kuwait, Qatar, Turkey, UAE etc will just ignore Iran and even hope they get destroyed. Second, it won't even be a competition, America is one trillion miles ahead of Iran in every possible way. Can you call a race between a corolla and a Lamborghini a race? No way! 3rdly Russia and China will never confront or escalate tensions with America because of Iran. Iran is of no real value to both, their ties don't go beyond selling them weapons, and both China and Russia secretly side America and don't want a Nuclear Iran. China just ended its trade war with the US, they were quick to adjust to agree to Trump's demands and signed a huge trade deals. Do you think they want anything to break that connect? Russia under Putin likes Trump's America, in fact Putin spoke against Trump's impeachment and Russia has been trying hard to mend fences with the US since Trump became President. Why would they risk all that progress because of one terrorist country like Iran, Lol . It will be another 3 days war that toppled Saddam Hussein and had him crawling in the gutter like a sewer rat within 2 days. Those Ayatollahs in Iran are high on Fulani burukutu

Take or leave it, this a bitter truth especially in many states universities as majority of the lectures are dunce and daft. They have no idea of what teaching is.