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If u die, corruption will still be going on...so wat did u want to die for?

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I can cook/prepare any types of food....woman can neva shakara for me.........happy easther

jimmyolasun:
Your frustration and anger is really showing in your "oyinbo" .... Ummmh.... Lemme consult my inner mind first before saying anything.
*modified*
Talk to her about it and if she refuse to change..... I swear I don't even know what to say... Inner mind self dey confused...

haha bro...kole tobe nao

mikolo80:
why I emphasise it's not our language. I was correcting her for laughing at him but you just come porknose for Wetin your brain no understand

ok u try, i guess nigeria no spoil ur bet?

Bluezy13:
Not again!!!
Always please advice me
Let me just spill it out.
Advice is a noun, while Advise is a verb.

Example As an adviser, I'll advise you to heed to my piece of advice for the sake of English language.


Please, I might not know as much as you do, but I think it's necessary

thanks you bro....realy appreciate you.....you different frm dat dude

mikolo80:
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha no wonder. a se were o mo oyinbo so

lol...u shuld be a role model not agba iya,....next time try to correct som1 mistakes, u av to stay away frm inferior character......klimagmanisinhli

mikolo80:
you pass waec so abi na neco. and your fada no gi you home training ba. you dis born bastard beast with no name

lol so it can pain you...bro u lack of embodiment in all ramifications......wit my psychology, i can guess dat u are a very big barbaric.....i dnt want to knw hw old or famous u are, i will dismantle you

M2dX:
lock her in one room, feed her there she will change

bro na kidnap be dat....i neva marry her nah, dat ur advise gud but i no go follow am.

MrsPhyno:
Very mistirious indeed

lol funny you.....but i guess u can say somtin reasonable dan to be finding someone mistakes.......stil expectin more frm you.....u can use ur glasses if u hav eye problem.

mikolo80:
no be him papa language

so na ur papa language?....idiot

MrsPhyno:
I no talk anytin. I agreed with the guy; it's very mistirious.

hummm i understand wat u mean but anyway i just wish to write it like dat.....if i made a mistake abt my spelin my phone wil giv me correct spellin but i just wish to writ am like dat.......u can use ur glasses to help me find anoda mis-spellin...Thanks bro

I found out in some days ago that she used to drink any alcoholic substances including dry gin, a girl for that mater.
i have tried my very best to change her but she didn't change...she as addicted to it, she even intoxicated yesterday and she bed-wet, a lots of many thing she did which is unhearable....it look weird, mistirious am confused.
i love her so much and i don't wan't to lose her......pls advice me d way you can advice ur brothers.

Corruption in now gone too far in nigeria....i pray buhari eradicate everytin

Can u be my suger mummy....u gonna send me to school, pay my music production,buy me some golds den i do wat ever u need

Huuummmmmmmm

firstking01:
nope, nothing of such, infact we hardly kissed...the relationship is just 1mth and plus, tho i was the one delaying the sex, kiss and romance,,,,never wanted her to have the believe that i came for sex cos she get sexy and hot body...and plus she told me to promise her that if we have sex that i wnt start looking dwn on her, she wanted us to have sex the following day, but i delibrately did not show up....she told me this cosa her past experience with guys, wanted to show her that some guys are differend.

lols bro u be player oh....anyway i gain from wat u said

Snowangel4:
I don't have an ex....

as old as you....nawah o

refiner:
just broke up wif him recently!



he's a cute talented musician*name withheld*.....and gals love flocking around him!....





pls someone should get me a handkerchief....*tears dropping*...

you neva cry nah, wait till wen he become star

Banks1974:
Good day all,
My girlfriend and i are dating for more than 4 years, when we started dating she had no problem with making me her dp on Whatsapp/BBM or uploading pictures of us on Facebook/Instagram actually she was the one doing most of the uploading because I never was a social media fanatic,but just a few months ago she went to visit her sister in another city, and met a guy friend,after that her whole perspective changed,she started uploading pictures of her with this guy and how much fun they had, and started saying that she doesn't want to upload anything to do with her relationship on social media anymore im cool with that, she made a few of the pictures with her and this guy her dp while we are still dating but doesnt do it anymore since shes back from holiday, i just want to know am i perhaps being insecure by wanting her to make me her dp on whatsapp once a while?
I would please like all your wonderful opinions
Thanks

i just check ur profile,i can see dat na today u just joing nairaland.....bro they can't give you good advice for here o.......aja 4,wat are u waitin for...oya gbera jor

Chanchit:
Op, na wa to you o. So you still need us to tellyou that Dp space now belongs to another guy? You've been kicked out, go find another dp to occupy. Yousef don try 4yrs suppose don do you na.

abi o

The sentences is nt bad but ur topic is nt reasonable sorry ehn

makingsense:
You create topic still day do ftc... you try oo

Bros I cannot eat this rice like this oo..
You better come and add SAUCE and other things..

ok.. Can u gist me a litter about peter and paul

WAEC Time Table For May/June 2016 Release
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This is to inform all candidates who duly registered in the 2016 May/June West African Examinations Council (WAEC) that the official time table has been release.
View the time table below!
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Tuesday 29th March 2016
Health Science 3 (Alt. To Pract)
Health Education 3 (Alt. To Pract)
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Wednesday 30th March 2016
Foods & Nutrition 2 (Essay) 9.30am -10.45am
Foods & Nutrition 1 (Obj) – 10.45am – 11.45am
Home Management 2 (Essay) 2.00pm – 3.00pm
Home Management 1 (Obj) 3.00pm – 4.00pm
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Thursday 31st March 2016
History 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
History 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.30pm
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Friday 1st April 2016
Data Processing 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
Data Processing 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.30pm
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Tuesday 5th April. 2016
Igbo (Obj & Essay ) 9.30am – 12.30pm
Yoruba (Obj & Essay ) 9.30am – 12.30pm
Hausa (Obj & Essay ) 9.30am – 12.30pm
Civic Education (Obj & Essay ) 2.00pm – 5.00pm
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Wednesday 6th April 2016
Physics Practical (Alt. A) 9.30am – 12.15pm
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Thursday 7th April 2016
Literature In English 2 (Prose ) 9.30am – 10.45am
Literature In English 1 (Obj ) 10.45am – 11.45am
Geography 2 (Essay ) 2.00pm – 4.00pm
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Health Science 2 (Essay) 2.00pm – 3.30pm
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Geography 3 (Practical And Physical Geography )
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Chemistry Practical Alt. A 9.30am – 11.30am
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Government 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30pm
Government 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.30pm
Computer Studies 2 (Essay)
Computer Studies 1 (Obj)
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English Language 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
English Language 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.30pm
English Language 3 (Test Of Oral ) 3pm – 3.45pm
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Christian Religious Studies 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
Christian Religious Studies 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.30pm
Islamic Studies 2 (Essay ) 9.30am – 11.30am
Islamic Studies 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.20pm
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Chemistry 2 (Essay) 2.00pm – 4.00pm
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Tuesday 19th April 2016
Financial Accounting (Essay ) 9.30am – 1pm
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Biology 2 (Essay ) 2.00pm – 3.40pm
Biology 1(Obj) 3.40pm – 4.30pm
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Agric Practical 9.30am – 11.00am
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Thursday 21st April 2016
Mathematics 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 12.00pm
Mathematics 1 (Obj) 2.00pm – 3.30pm
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Friday 22nd April 2016
Economics 2(Essay) 9.30am – 11.30pm
Economics (Obj & Essay) 11.30am – 12.30pm
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Book Keeping 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
Book Keeping 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.20pm
Store Keeping 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
Store Keeping 1 (Obj) 11.30am – 12.20pm
Chemistry Practical Alt. B 9.30am – 11.30am
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Tuesday 26th April 2016
Biology Practical Alt. A 9.30am – 11.30am
Literature In English (Drama& Poetry) 2.00pm – 4.30pm
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Wednesday 27th April 2016
Computer Studies 3 (Practical) 9.30am – 11.30am
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Thursday 28th April 2016
Office Practice 2 (Essay) 2.00pm – 4.10pm
Office Practice 1 (Obj ) 4.10pm – 5.00pm
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Friday 29th April 2016
Agricultural Science 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.40am
Agricultural Science 1 (Obj) 11.40am – 12.30pm
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Tuesday 3rd May 2016
Animal Husbandry (Alt. B) Practical 9.30am – 11.00am
Commerce 2 (Essay) 2.00pm – 4.00pm
Commerce 1 (Obj) 4.00pm – 4.50pm
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Wednesday 4th May 2016
Animal Husbandry (Alt. A) Practical 9.30am – 11.30am
Animal Husbandry 2 (Alt. B) Essay 2.00pm – 4.00pm
Animal Husbandry 1 (Alt. B) Obj 4.00pm – 4.40pm
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Friday 6th May 2016
Marketing 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.30am
Marketing 1 (Obj & Eassy) 11.30am – 12.20pm
Insurance 2 (Essay) 3.00pm – 5.00pm
Insurance 2 (Essay) 5.00pm – 5.50pm
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Thursday 12th March 2016
Technical Drawing 2 (Essay) 9.30am – 11.15am
Technical Drawing 1 (Obj) 11.15am – 12.15pm
Animal Husbandry 2 (Alt. A) Essay 2.00pm – 4.00pm
Animal Husbandry 1 (Alt. A) Obj 4.00pm – 5.00pm
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Further Mathematics (Essay) 9.30am -12.00pm
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God pls count me among does wil gain admission

Only 400,000 UTME Candidates Will Gain Admission Into Universities– NUC.
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Report reaching us has it that out of the 1.5 million candidates that sit for the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, only 400,000 candidates will gain admission to Nigerian universities.
The National Universities Commission (NUC) Executive Secretary, Prof. Julius Okojie, said this when Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole visited the commission on Wednesday in Abuja.
Oshiomhole was at NUC to collect the Certificate of Recognition for the new Edo State University, Iyanmo.
Okojie said new universities were needed to boost access to higher education while making sure that quality was not compromised.
He said, “I am always happy when a new university comes on board; what that means is that we are expanding and we are opening up access.
“We know the number of candidates that sit for UTME organised by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board every year.
“However, out of the 1.5 million candidates who take UTME every year, we are barely able to make provision for only about 400,000 students.
“The new university will, therefore, be accessible not only to candidates from Edo State but those from Ondo State and other states.”
According to the executive secretary, the Edo State University, has become the 41st state university and the 142nd university in Nigeria.

That is wat we cant do in nigeria

We go stil here dat they bomb some area tomorro

Ok u try......wishing u more of it on earth

Adam Johnson sentenced to six years in prison..
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The former England international has been handed a custodial sentence following a hearing at Bradford Crown Court on Thursday and will now spend six years in jail Former Sunderlandand England winger Adam Johnsonhas been sentenced to six years in prison.
Johnson was found guilty by jury of one charge of sexual activity with a 15-year-old girl earlier this month at Bradford Crown Court - he lodged an appeal against that conviction on Thursday - having already pleaded guilty to a lesser charge and one of grooming on the opening day of his trial on February 10.
Johnson, whose contract was terminated by Sunderland following his guilty plea, ran into court to avoid the media scrum and then listened to a statement from the victim in which she detailed the impact the case has had on her personal life and schoolwork.
The prosecution also highlighted the way Johnson's supporters had continued to harangue the victim on social media.
For the defence, psychologist Dr Philip Hopley claimed Johnson was "socially and psychologically immature" for his age and his physical development growing up "was somewhat retarded".
Dr Hopley also recalled how Johnson was unable to discuss the crimes he had committed due to the shame he felt, with the footballer suggesting "being in prison would offer some relief. I just want to let people I have hurt get on with their lives".
Johnson, according to Dr Hopley, also told him "explicit messaging was common practice among his fellow footballers".
Summing up, judge Jonathan Rose said: "All of this is entirely your own responsibility and your own fault.
"She had only just turned 15 when you began to groom her...because you found her sexually attractive even though you knew her to be just 15.
"Your standing and your offending are the only reason this child has suffered abuse."
Johnson, who showed no emotion when the verdict was delivered, has signed the sex offender's register and has a restraining order placed on him against the victim. He must also pay £50,000 prosecution costs.
Johnson's parents were in court on Thursday but his sister Faye stayed away, having explained why in a Facebook post.
She wrote: "Today is the sentencing for my brother, the worst day of my life.
"I just wanted to let all of the supporters know that I will not be attending Bradford Crown Court, the reason for this is Adam has always been my hero, my brother and my best friend, I just don't want him to see the pain in my eyes!
"Instead I will be at home with my little boy, Adam's number 1 fan, Adam's daughter and the mother of his child Stacey.
"I remain proud of my big brother and I am 100 per cent behind him and I always will be."
After Johnson's conviction, Sunderland released a statement refuting claims the club knew of the former Manchester City man's intention to plead guilty.
However, chief executive Margaret Byrne subsequently resigned from her position citing a "serious error of judgment" in recommending the 28-year-old be allowed to play for the club despite being told by Johnson's lawyer in May 2015 that his client had kissed the girl and sent her a series of suggestive WhatsApp messages.

Corruption is about to dismantle nigeria....may God help us from this greedy and selfish people