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funnynation:
i dey come

lol na u go come do MC for my wedding wen i marry my childhood girlfriend....bro be prepare

It rare but i guess some people are succeeding in it......
Share your experience if the guy/lady you dated right from your teen is now ur husband/wife.
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*How did you cope with each other.
*is it adviceable to get married to whom you dated from ur teenage.
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nairalanders,,Am in dsame shoes, helpmeout.

It rare but i guess it happend to some people......
Share your experience if the guy/lady you dated right from your teen is now ur husband/wife.
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*How did you cope with each other.
*is it adviceable to get married to whom you dated from ur teenage.
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nairalanders,,Am in dsame shoes, helpmeout.

Yea wit prayer or with the help of the god of shrine, if u are goin to shrine, go wit 3 colanuts, 1 bottle of palm oil, 1 E-goat for the ritual....tanks me later

Mayb

JoeCutie:
Which shoe?

Na you wear the shoe na, so na you go know where the thing for dey pain you. Which kinda help can we, who aren't wearing the (same) shoe, render to you who's the shoe wearer again?

Bros, rock your shoe! If e pain you, adjust am. If e spoil, repair am. If e come spoil beyond repair, get rid of it. Life is simpler that way.

lols bro
anyway i hear you

[quote author=JoeCutie post=44778525]Which shoe?

Na you wear the shoe na, so na you go know where the thing for dey pain you. Which kinda help can we, who aren't wearing the (same) shoe, render to you who's the shoe wearer again?

Bros, rock your shoe! If e pain you, adjust am. If e spoil, repair am. If e come spoil beyond repair, get rid of it. Life is simpler that way.[/quotelols bro...anyway i hear you

It rare but i guess it happend to some people......
Share your experience if the guy/lady you dated right from your teen is now ur husband/wife.
.
*How did you cope with each other.
*is it adviceable to get married to whom you dated from ur teenage.
.
nairalanders,,Am in dsame shoes, helpmeout.

Pls can someone tell me wat he wrote here?

Some guys do nt no hw to apologis...u can take his name to shrine if he his too stubborn

obiorathesubtle:
na cheap things dy plenty pass everywhere shaa..


The poster above me tho

lols funny u..

I notice that ladies are much more than guys In schools, church, cinema, stage show, and so on.....what can fa?

holuwatunmishe:
I have two girls, thanx anyways for d compliments

next time, dont say this.

Can someone help me out, i try to upload the pix, but it couldn't uploaded....wat can fa?

See what couple are doing

It was the order given for dem.......
the reasons is that it make them look decent/polite and good appearance, not that of hooligan.

Use dove.....best cream in south africa

You can report to the external supervisor anytime he/she come to the exam hall.......dnt tanks me now.....thanks me after u see ur result, it work wella..
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o.y.o

PoliticalThuG:
Shut up

u are the one who suppose to shut up......i guess u are one of boko haram

The Brazil international scored shortly after coming off the bench in his first appearance 63 days after signing for the Blues, while he had a hand in two more goals
Alexandre Pato marked his long-awaited Chelsea debut with a goal as the Blues won 4-0 to leave crisis club Aston Villa teetering on the brink of relegation at the end of a miserable week.
Having parted company with manager Remi Garde on Tuesday, and then seen Gabriel Agbonlahor suspended amid an investigation into his conduct, interim boss Eric Black presided over a limp performance at a frustrated Villa Park, where supporters voiced their anger and despair and displayed banners venting their feelings.
On the pitch, Ruben Loftus-Cheek's first Premier League goal gave Chelsea the lead before Pato's introduction for his maiden Chelsea appearance following his signing in January.
The Brazilian soon converted a penalty he won himself and he was also instrumental in the second half, combining with countryman Oscar to create two goals for Pedro, as the Blues' slender hopes of a top-six finish were given a boost.
Alan Hutton's late sending off ended a dismal afternoon on another low note for Villa, who have suffered seven defeats in a row for a second time this season.
With Gary Cahill and John Terry both ruled out with minor injuries, Chelsea handed a debut to 20-year-old defender Matt Miazga, while Micah Richards and Carlos Sanchez returned to the Villa side.
The hosts have endured heavy criticism from supporters for a perceived lack of effort this season, but Carles Gil sought to energise his side with a number of surging runs forward in a tepid opening.
At the other end, Pedro turned smartly to create the space to shoot from 20 yards and his bending effort was only just wide of Brad Guzan's goal.
A knock for Loic Remy saw the Frenchman replaced by Pato after 22 minutes, and a few moments later the visitors took the lead.
John Obi Mikel's quick feet pulled Villa apart in midfield and Chelsea shifted the play out to Cesar Azpilicueta, whose low cross was side-footed into the net byLoftus-Cheekvia a slight deflection off Joleon Lescott.
Villa almost hit back when Gil latched onto Jordan Ayew's pass and arrowed in a shot from a tight angle, but Thibaut Courtois was equal to it and made a diving save.
There were further chances for Villa to level matters, but the game drifted out of their reach in first-half injury time when Aly Cissokho wrestledPatoto the ground in the area and the Brazilian lashed his penalty beyond Guzan.
The introduction of Oscar further galvanised Chelsea after the break, and he combined brilliantly with Pato to set upPedro, who slammed home from close range a minute after the restart.
As Villa fans held up a banner that read 'No fight, no pride, no effort, no hope', their players offered little to challenge the accuracy of those statements, and Chelsea soon made it 4-0 when Guzan could only palm Pato's shot into the path ofPedro, who gladly netted his second of the game.
Just as it looked as bad as it could get for Villa, Hutton was dismissed late on for a challenge on Loftus-Cheek that earned him a second yellow card, and a late chance for Ayew went begging along with any remaining shreds of hope Villa fans might have had of staying up this season

unapapadeycraze:
Honestly, i have not seen any female rapper on nairaland, just male.

The time of change has come, ladies drop ya bars. Strictly ladies.

After dropping ya bars, tag a lady dat you also feel she will drop nice bars.

It's gonna be fun.

are you a musician?

Adminisher:
Please remove this IGNORANT posts and close the thread.
There is no point disgracing yourselves

their is nothing bad in this thread....i posted what i read in my economic textbook about budget...

thesicilian:
And what has been the reasons for all the economic woes since 1999?

am talking about this present one

budget witheld is the main problem to nigeria economy....see reasons.
BUDGET IS THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT WHICH SPELLS OUT ESTIMATED GOVERNMENT REVENUE AND PROPOSED EXPENDITURE FOR THE COMING FINANCIAL YEAR...(in nigeria the financial year starts on 1st january and ends on 31st december)..
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before nigeria economy would get back to normal, government would need to sign and read the budget.
This are the problem caused my delaying in budget..
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1.budget is used as a means of raising revenue.....without budget been read and sign,it can never be raising revenue.
2.it is used to control inflation.(surplus-budget)...as we can see...delaying in budget lead to increasing in goods and services.
3.it is used as a tool for economic planning..
4.budget it used to increase the level of employment.
5.it is used as a means of protecting the economy and remedying a balance of payment deficit.
6.it is used to enhance the welfare of citizens...more money is allocated for the provision of social welfare facilities and social amenities, these include pensions, unemployment, the provision of schools, hospitals, water supply, and electricity......without reading the budget, things will be going worse and worst.
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Baba ijebu no pay my dept, surebet no pay me, buhari no sign budget.....lol

I knw things will turn around for nigeria

olamybabz:
But why June?

they don't no wat they are doing ni jare

JAMB Release Date To Announce 2016 Admission Cut-off Marks.
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The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, wish to inform members of the public, especially candidates who duly registered and participated in the just concluded 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) that the cut-off marks for universities and polytechnics will be made public in June, 2016.
The 2016 cut-off marks defines the criteria for the year’s admissions into higher institutions.
Its Public Relations Officer, Dr Fabian Benjamin who promulgate this to newsmen said: “JAMB will officially publish the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME), cut-off marks for universities and polytechnics in June.” He urged candidates of the 2016 UTME to ignore the cut-off marks from some websites and social media, stating that those cut-off marks were just the imagination of people.
Having gone through the rigour of UTME examinations in the past weeks, candidates seeking admission in universities, polytechnics and colleges of education are expecting JAMB cut-off marks which will give candidates next line of action.
For any student to participate in post-UTME of the institutions of first and second choice, such candidate must beat JAMB 2016 cut-off mark, institution’s of first choice cut-off mark, and departmental cut-off mark. To JAMB, the cut-off point for university and polytechnics are determined every year by the candidates’ over all performance. Apart from JAMB setting entrance cut-off points for university and polytechnic applicants, each institution, also has its cut-off point for students seeking admission in the school.

God will take control bro

Den use juju it work wella......if u caught, do u knw hw much u gonna spend it jail?

Den use juju it work wella.....i had used it for 4-5 babe

With my research and psychology.
Today is 9month and 1 day to CHRISTMAS, so if you wan't your baby to be born on Xmas day, bro go gym yaself wit opa eyin or alomo, tonight is the night.......happy xmas in advance.