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Jokes EtcRe: Who Stole The Cake??? Can You Identify The Thief?? by ojaydedon(op): 11:07am On May 09, 2015
Danielstainz:
Fit be the chief inspector .that guy na bastar.d...lo!
grin

explain why u think say na him??

grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Stole The Cake??? Can You Identify The Thief?? by ojaydedon(op): 11:06am On May 09, 2015
AndreRose:
Brian?
hmm.. Wat make u tink so?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Stole The Cake??? Can You Identify The Thief?? by ojaydedon(op): 11:05am On May 09, 2015
PenSoftCorp:
simple question, it was charles
explain why??
Jokes EtcWho Stole The Cake??? Can You Identify The Thief?? by ojaydedon(op): 10:54am On May 09, 2015
During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector
Stone was interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the mid-summers fayre.

Below is a summary of their statements:


Arnold: it wasn't Edward
it was Brian


Brian: it wasn't Charles
it wasn't Edward

Charles: it was Edward
it wasn't Arnold


Derek: it was Charles
it was Brian


Edward: it was Derek
it wasn't Arnold

It was well known that each suspect told exactly
one lie.
Can you determine who stole the cake?
RomanceRe: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by ojaydedon(m): 5:34pm On May 08, 2015
MrCork:
....when you find a job!! (no ofeense) smiley
WHAT IF I HAVE ONE? angryangry
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:11pm On May 07, 2015
lexy2014:
whether they paid 4 it or not, are they more important than a president elect?
wats ur pointhuh

Am saying its no big deal..

Wen it will be a big deal is if he will do same when sworn into power
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 3:58pm On May 07, 2015
lexy2014:
but c we a lot of people( bank MDs, rich bizmen, pastors e.t.c.) using siren everyday. Who gave them d power?
wetin join dat 1 join dis talk.. We are sayin he is not yet in power.. So its nt a big deal if he doesnt use siren.. Those ppl dat use as u mentioned payed for the services na..
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:39am On May 07, 2015
emmykk:
He is not yet president so he dam must follow traffic rules.A president a pass right so buhari cant be stopping for traffic.

Beside his pix is not there.overhype will finish GMB
and when we start demanding too much nw, he will say he is not a miracle worker..
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:38am On May 07, 2015
tit:
buhari should jump molue make we see.
this people go make me laugh like basket mouth!
grin grin
no mind them
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:34am On May 07, 2015
cococandy:
Is he the president yet?
Why would he need a siren to pass?
Una get sense at all?

Or we now have two presidents?
If he ever uses a siren as president-elect, that would be highly irresponsible of him.
dnt mind them..
Making it look like a big deal.. He is not president yet...
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:31am On May 07, 2015
M4gunners:
He is still like every other human beings until 29th, so why can't he wait for green light or is he not?
dont mind ppl making it a big deal. He is not he president yet.. So he has no power yet to use the siren..
PoliticsRe: Photos: Buhari's Convoy Obeying Traffic Rules. by ojaydedon(m): 5:29am On May 07, 2015
DaBullIT:
Good to know

There's someone who knows that in order to get to Nigerians , you have to behave like a Nigerian , maintaining sanity means the leader must be sane, not power blinded

Unlike some people

Who would bend the rules to achieve their own selfish gains
buhari dint visit a place.. Hw was just passing by.. Maybe goin to his home.. So dont compare his situation with gej. Secondly, buhari is nt yet sworn in as president so he dnt have the right to use the siren yet..
RomanceRe: Guys What Do You Hate About Other Guys ? by ojaydedon(m): 3:45pm On May 06, 2015
i dislyk guys that hate GEJ cos of propaganda... angry

and guys that live a fake life just to impress a ladyangry
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 7:55pm On May 05, 2015
jnrbanks:
nope...I beg to defer....ow can u say YOU are d man. owkay let's assume i go with ur assertion for a minute.. ' dis man's (you) father is my(also me) father's son(also me).


now please answer dis question... ow can ur father, be ur father's son again? ITS ABSURD BRO.


u are d father not d man kapish
RIDDLES ARE MEANT TO BE CONFUSING

Brothers and sisters I(ME) have none, but this man's(ME) father(MYFATHER) is my father's son(ME).

answered

thats riddle for you.. Very confusing.. What u tink is right will nt always be so.. Look at it critically..

BTW no matter your conclusion, the answer is YOU.
Riddles always have answers...
I dint create the riddle..
I answered it and got it somewhere.
others good in riddles hav also answered it..
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 6:48pm On May 05, 2015
Pinkieblue:
This kind hot seat wey u put me wats d price sef huh






The answer is (a) stepfather (b ) foster father (c ) pinkieblue (d )ojaydedon



select the right option cheesy
ojaydedon cool
Pinkieblue:
This kind hot seat wey u put me wats d price sef huh






The answer is (a) stepfather (b ) foster father (c ) pinkieblue (d )ojaydedon



select the right option cheesy
ojaydedon cool
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 6:43pm On May 05, 2015
jnrbanks:
almost got it or I GOT IT. u said 'brothers n sisters I av none, but dis MAN'S FATHER is my FATHERS SON.

now u want to knw who dis MAN IS and not d father right? . simple...d man is ur SON and you are d FATHER.


here's d logic: dis man's father which is YOU is ur father's son which is still YOU since u got no siblings. so d man is ur SON.

Ekene is d only child of pascal. Ekene has a boy called segun. now segun's father (ekene) is Pascal's son.

even u sef don confuse for ur own riddle
Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?


Explanation.

I have no brother or sister.. But my FATHER is MY FATHERS SON(WHICH IS STILL ME)

so the answer is YOU..
And if i were to answer the riddle, the answer is ME
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 6:39pm On May 05, 2015
GenBuhari:
You
general buhari got it

nice 1
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 6:37pm On May 05, 2015
jnrbanks:
almost got it or I GOT IT. u said 'brothers n sisters I av none, but dis MAN'S FATHER is my FATHERS SON.

now u want to knw who dis MAN IS and not d father right? . simple...d man is ur SON and you are d FATHER.


here's d logic: dis man's father which is YOU is ur father's son which is still YOU since u got no siblings. so d man is ur SON.

Ekene is d only child of pascal. Ekene has a boy called segun. now segun's father (ekene) is Pascal's son.

even u sef don confuse for ur own riddle
nah..
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 10:54pm On May 04, 2015
jnrbanks:
your son cool
very close.. U almost got it.. Try again
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS OF NIGERIA REFINERIES: The Unbelievable! by ojaydedon(m): 9:30pm On May 04, 2015
mrphysics:
gej transformation agenda. saTANist. thank God for d gift of gmb. may is too slow? can 29th run b4 tinz spoil

PoliticsRe: PHOTOS OF NIGERIA REFINERIES: The Unbelievable! by ojaydedon(m): 9:24pm On May 04, 2015
hmmm


gmb oya over to you grin












grin


#wEnOwAnToneChance oh grin
RomanceRe: Your Friend Ever Tried To Snatch Ur Girlfriend/Boyfriend?Share Your Experiences by ojaydedon(m): 9:21pm On May 04, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]No human on earth can be snatched. "Snatching" is wrongly used to term a situation where a supposed lover left the relationship for another person.

When you enter into a relationship with someone, you enter into a silent agreement to never leave each other. No oaths are taken, no documents signed, therefore, in actuality, they can afford to walk out of the relationship without fear of a repercussion.

When you're in a relationship with a pretty girl, there is no fvcking way on earth other guys would not ask her out. It's solely up to the girl to turn down, and continue turning down the advances of any male that comes across her asking her out. She is trying to keep her loyalty to the silent agreement you both had. And at the same time, I have to mention that you always have to prove to a lady that you are worth her love. A lady chooses her man. A lady gets asked out way more than her male counterparts. If there are 1000 men on her case, and she chooses you to enter a relationship with, you have to keep proving to her that she made the right choice. This is actually a vice versa thing, but there is more pressure on a male to prove his love than there is on a female.

If she gets fed up of the relationship, she walks away from you and into the arms of someone who is proving to be better than you. It is not snatching. She made a choice. People use the crap "snatch" line to look like victims. Everyone has a choice to make. That she is in a relationship with you doesn't mean she has to marry you in the end. If she leaves you for someone else, suck it up, respect her decision, and move the fvck on. You owe that to yourself.

Only inanimate items get snatched. A human with emotions and in a relationship can never be snatched. She was offered something better than she's currently enjoying with you. Yes. . . she wasn't loyal, she broke the silent agreement, but life is a _bitch.
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RomanceRe: Your Friend Ever Tried To Snatch Ur Girlfriend/Boyfriend?Share Your Experiences by ojaydedon(m): 9:11pm On May 04, 2015
undecidedundecided
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 9:04pm On May 04, 2015
Pinkieblue:
Grandfather
lol...













Still wrong grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Ban On AIT: Nigerians Are Not Fools by ojaydedon(m): 9:01pm On May 04, 2015
torkaka:
.....as in, we keep the clown on his toes. . . .let him go to his blog and spin junk analysis
dustmalik:
Dead On Arrival. We all know this issue has been beaten down, blue and black. I see this as a way of promoting your website, as your 'STOMACH iNFRASTRUCTURE BID' didn't work out for you. Anyway, to each, their own.
trillville:
Whatever!!!
All I am saying is focus on serious matters that affect us and not press freedom. It is important but certainly not the cornerstone to development.
dustmalik:
Dead On Arrival. We all know this issue has been beaten down, blue and black. I see this as a way of promoting your website, as your 'STOMACH iNFRASTRUCTURE BID' didn't work out for you. Anyway, to each, their own.

Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 8:51pm On May 04, 2015
[quote author=Pinkieblue post=33421298][/quote]true talk.. As u don chop, ur brain don activate.. Oya answer d riddle
RomanceRe: Brenda's Story by ojaydedon(m): 8:47pm On May 04, 2015
Pinkieblue:
Ouch !!!
undecided grin
RomanceRe: Great Love Is Best Not Rushed by ojaydedon(m): 8:36pm On May 04, 2015
true


but d write up is too long..

Dint read all..

Most people rush into love but actually its lust.
RomanceRe: Brenda's Story by ojaydedon(m): 7:57pm On May 04, 2015
Pinkieblue:
Brenda dated daniel for six years in her university days even after their youth service but 2 days before he left for the UK he told her that he had a 2 year old daughter, after that she found love with a guy that promised to marry her but because daniel kept on calling her Judas her new found love always wanted to beat her up because of jealousy, so she called off the engagement because she couldn't live with a violent man. Then peter came along who helped her to heal from the break up, he was so sweet and loving, it took brenda 2 month to say yes to peter because peter understood her story and was willing to wait till she says yes. Eventually brenda said yes to peter, peter then introduced her to his family members but was always asking her for a convenient time to go see his parents. peter always goes to see brenda everyday after work, chats with her 24/7 on whatsapp, and also calls her even while chatting. B4 brenda ask for money,peter would always give her. But all of a sudden peter stopped calling, stopped visiting her, and stopped chatting with her. Brenda was so confused that she asked him what was wrong all he could say was that (1) he is too busy in the office to call or chat with her (2) he has a lot of family problems and he has to sit infront of the TV and watch movies so that he can forget the problems. Because of the shock of the six year old relationship that brenda had, she assumed he wanted out of the relationship so decided to leave him alone. Please help brenda out she is confused. What went wrong ?
LOOKS LIKE A RIDDLE.. grin


WHAT WENT WRONG IS THAT SOMETHING IS STILL MISSING IN THE STORY
SHE EITHER DID SOMETHING UNKNOWINGLY, OR PETER WANTED SOMETHING FROM HER AND [MAYBE S*X]AFTER HE HAS GOTTEN IT, HE LEFT. OR MAYBE PETER DINT REALLY LIKE HER BUT DATED HER OUT OF PITY
RomanceRe: Brenda's Story by ojaydedon(m): 7:50pm On May 04, 2015
cry undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 7:44pm On May 04, 2015
Pinkieblue:
Hahahaha, I was cooking, Wats d answer ?
cookinghuh

Tot u said ur brain dey spark grin grin





KEEP TRYING.
Jokes EtcRe: Six Eggs by ojaydedon(m): 5:51pm On May 04, 2015
Pinkieblue:
The father
it took u this long..














And u still failed grin

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