₦airaland Forum

Twaci:
Thanks dear

kinglekan:
Thanks Bruv.

baybeeboi:
and what is the title of this Noise?

MzLaurel:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of the Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the the first lady to English language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of livespositively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and.forget their sorrows. This according to Mr President has increased the life span of average Nigerian.

Examples of her speeches include:

1) Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2) My husband and Sambo IS good people

3)I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE

4)My fellow widows

6) I traveled to abroad to rest in peace.

7) My husband is the best COUPLE.on earth.

The doctors are responding to treatments.

9) For those who said I speech bad english, I left them for God.

10) Ojukwu is dead, but hide manhood still lives on.

11) Na only you waka come?

12) On behalf of two million I donate my family.

13) Chai! Chai!! Chaii!!! Diaris God ooooo.

Don't laugh alone share with frnds.

Twaci:
On monday. Good morning

Twaci:
Children are always known to be fascinated with everything and inquisitive too. They want to know why everything happens; Why is the tongue wet? How was I born? Must I go to school?

Once, a little girl asked me why the sun was yellow not pink (mind u, this girl's favorite's colour is pink) and I just stared back at her with a goofy look. What was I supposed to say? . Anyways, I found a way to convince her that it is made in perfection of God's creation (I still don't think she understood it and can imagine her asking others the same questions).

What we should know is that sometimes these kids invent these questions to test our knowledge...and to push us out of our comfort zone. Anyways I am here to discuss ways we can handle their questions and they includes:

1. Be patient.
Don't wave them aside with an "I am busy" tone or "Go and ask your mother". Why not drop that notepad, shut down that lap-top, place them on your knee and listen carefully. It could be a matter of life and death (or not )

2. Don't joke with it.
Now when a child asks, "Mum, if you cook with sugar, will it be sweet?" What's the first thing that comes to mind? Laugh? Awww comeon! Don't make the little angel embarrassed . Just smile and patiently answer their seemingly childish questions. And don't use it as a joke later on, it would stop them from asking again in the future.

3. Don't complicate ur answers.
Don't go all Hon. Patrick on them . Use simple words, words of their age. Something like, "Baby, ofcourse the food will be sweet! Is sugar not sweet?"

4. "Do you understand?".
Always remember to ask this question after every explanation. This will enable u know the depth of their understanding and will tell u if u need to go a little further.

These are all I have got. Kindly share your experiences with regards your angels and their questions and how u replied them. Let's learn from yours

CC: Lalasticlala

barcanista:
We did it for Wike, we did it for Okowa, we did it for Fayose and Mimiko, we shall do it for Twaci....

Whynothetuth, severussnape, Dearpreye, Truckpusher, anonimi, tomakint, join us as we crown twaci diva the Most Beautiful girl on Nairaland. This time there will be no almajiri underage voters nor threat of violence.

barcanista:
The participation of Twaci in this event should naturally send other contestants to retirement. I mean she's simply the perfect fit to be the face of Nairaland beauty.

AndreRose:
Alright. But how did you arrive at it.

AndreRose:
Hmm...okay.

MissSlimbody:
I don't trust them.
He didn't make his name 'cos he might be innocent, but because they are afraid of him.

Make him no go treat their Bleep up

PenSoftCorp:
simple question, it was charles

42n8dzydoo:
Charles stole it!
Logically, if each of them told one truthful and one false statements each, then Charles stole it.

opeaceo:
It is Charles.
Since each of them said a lie,
Arnold and Brian told the same truth - it wasn't Edward, Edward is out if it Arnold lie is it was Brian which is also Derek's lie.
Charles told a lie that it was Edward, so his truth is that it wasn't Arnold, and that's Edwards truth so Edwards lie is that it was Derek. Arnold is out of it.
Derek's truth is that it was Charles.
It is Charles because Brian's lie is that it wasn't Charles and Derek's truth is that it was Charles.

42n8dzydoo:
Charles stole it!
Logically, if each of them told one truthful and one false statements each, then Charles stole it.

42n8dzydoo:
Charles stole it!
Logically, if each of them told one truthful and one false statements each, then Charles stole it.

opeaceo:
It is Brian
every other person suspected someone except Brian. Derek and Brian, nobody said it wasn't them, Someone suspected Derek once and 2 people suspected Brian.

AndreRose:
So are you trying to say its CHARLES?

Basildvalour:
No matter how weak you are, you sure have to expose a criminal act

kinglekan:
Apparently two people mentioned his name.

Basildvalour:
Brian didn't opt for anybody to have stolen the cake, maybe he did.


Brian!

Jackeeh:
Arnold. because I caught him red handed.

MissSlimbody:
Na Arnold steal the cake.
The guy na baddest baddo. All of them dey fear to call him name.

kinglekan:
Missclasssy abeg come answer this puzzle jare.


I think the answer should be brian tho.

Danielstainz:
many police are thieves