Good day house..pls those that wrote the MTN assessment yesterday, wats next?..any update??...Morealso pls any idea on MTN Recruitment stages??...Thanks.

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funny..lol...d whole interview session took how many days bro??

Maleeq01:
My DSSC 24 experience in 20BN Serti Baruwa Taraba State.
The journey from KD to Taraba was a 2 days journey, 16 hours from KD to jalingo and 3 hours from jalingo to serti ( i hear am no b small). Arrived 20BN serti very early in the morning, was signed in at the gate and was welcomed quite hospitably, i know say na formalities sha. Some candidates were already checked in and were seated on d floor @ parade ground already (this was to be our daily routine). We were to sign in at anoda spot inside were we were issued our mattresses and some 'yaro boys' were to help us carry them and show us to our hostels. Quickly changed into my salala, carrried my file and doubled up to d parade ground, i was d second pesin from my state (Osun), d first pesin was automatically d state leader, chest numbers were scattered on d floor, I picked OS11.
D main activity kicked of d following day, we were addressed by d board secretary Lt Colonel AU Abdul, board chairman Colonel DM Oyekola, d chetah of 20BN LT Colonel MS Adamu and Board president Maj Gen AB Omozoje, we started with certificate verification, this was done in the cheetah hall, were all ur credentials were vetted and any discrepancy found meant u'll be in d next available car to ur village and this was when d 1st set of casualties occured, Naso men begin drop o, e no funny @ all, i particularly felt sorry for one of my village men, bros resumed late on friday evening, didn't come with his ECG, went along with odas who didn't come with theirs to jalingo to do it on Sunday (this was cordinated by WO Faleye, lol, if u were in serti and u don't remember Faleye, u deserve sleep guard room), and bros was evicted on Monday morning.
Next was d 'almighty medicals', actually there nothing almighty about medicals until d day result was announced, stay tunned. Medicals was done in d MRS, CMD was Colonel Okoigi, i and my village men bought dis man's job, we pin head sotey hair no gree grow for dat part of our head again. One fair lieutenant was d guy in charge of proceeding. Medicals was divided into 4 segments:
1. Vitals: weight, height and BP: Brethren watch ur weight o and knw ur BMI (Body mass index). Some guys used BP suppresants and it was detected in their blood, so be wise.
2. Blood and Urine:This one is straightforward. My advice, drink a lot of water on dat day so ur urine can be clear.
3. Physicals: lol, u can see i'm laffing already. Shey u knw d way u use to be in d bathroom, ehen, naso u go de, naked and happy, lol. They'll check ur balls, check for pile, tatoos and body inscriptions, flat foots among others. I was checked by a female, she was just playing with my john thomas
4. Xrays
They latter did eye test after d above mentioned. Shortsigtedness, longsightedness and colour blindness.
Medicals lasted for five days. Whenever Major Bamiteko start shouting "is dat clear, is dat clear" upandan eh, just knw some candidates r about to be summourned by their village ppl. All d "big boys" gathered in d MRS, then Maj Gen Omozoje addressed the candidates, the atmosphere was worse than a burial, d silence was deafening, almost everybody in d MRS can out to witness d occassion. The board secretary took d mic and commenced, AB1 was d first casualty, brethren, more than half of d remaining candidates were dropped for one medical condition or d other, when ure called ur identity (chest number) is retrieved and u go in for counselling. I refused to pick my village people's call and 16 of us from my state were still standing after d medicals ( winch people, dem no gree go house, lol).
An exam was administered after d medicals along with a psychology test. The exam comprised of an essay "why i want to join the Nigerian army", this topic is almost always constant along with other objective questions, maths, english and current affairs. The psychology test was tricky, if u lie in d first question, be ready to lie till the end, so be wise.
We later reassemble on the parade ground were Major Bamiteko addressed us, i'm going to use verbatim here "all of u sitted here av been declared medically fit, which means i can deal with u to d fullest but i won't do that because tomorrow is going to be a life changing experience for you (interjection: d 3.2km race was slated for d next day), when ure running tomorrow, think of poverty, ure going to be running out of poverty, but when ure running and u begin to see white things please stop, or u see something like a coffin, please respect ursef (we all erupted into laughter). We retired for d day to prepare for d next day.
D next day wic was on a Saturday was a crazy day for I and my village men, because we ended our business in Serti on that very day. In d course of d medicals, we did a kind of "raffle draw" were numbers were written in papers and state leaders were asked to pick, d number he/she picks is d other in wic d interview was arranged, for example, we picked number 8, hence we were d eight state to be interviewed, that was y we did our interview on d very same day we ran. This idea was brought by d board chairman Colonel Oyekola.
At about 5am we were gathered @ d parade ground and briefed about d exercise. We marched outside d barracks were all cars were stopped and travellers became spectators. Naso we begin run o, we ran to a point and back into d barrack, we were given tags along d way so no short cut to heaven, a lady from Oyo was d "stallion" d gal run finish, sleep wake up me i still de run, lol, i heard she didn't make it d list though. Your's truly landed in 4th cage Aka i cannot coman die cage, lol. We were graded 1st cage 10 points, 2nd cage 8 points, 3rd cage 6points, 4th cage 4points and 5th cage 2points. Next was push ups and sit ups, already tired and exhausted but na we say we wan join army na, oya double up, lol. Come see different styles and forms of push ups and sit ups, i laff tire. After dat was obstacle crossing, actually na only one obstacle o, we climb one long rope like that to touch d metal bar, i couldn't do it o, aswear @ that point, my life battery was @ 1%, i just jejely go siddown, afterall dem no de beat pesin.
States with number number 1-10 were told to goan prepare for d interview dat afternoon/ evening. I was like kuku kill us na, then i remember say army job na mad man job, i reset sharply. D board chairman had already told us he doesn't want to see any form of hair on our head or face, though i had reduced d forest on my head b4 heading off to serti but some shrubs had started growing again. D fear of an officer's threat is d beginning of wisdom, i located d barber's shop and met a crowd, chai, see those yeye soldiers gladly reshaping our heads into rocks, all of us con resemble each other, lol. After d cut, went to d hostel, had my bath and wore a new set of everything: white shirt, singlet and shoe and blue short and evn boxers sef and set out to d conference room. I didn't have my interview until past 10pm, it was a friendly one, one Colonel was asking me about football, in my mind i was like " this one no knw me sha" lol, 2 field related questions, i got one and banged d other. D board president asked y i didn't apply SSC due to my young age, i had already envisaged this so my answer was a well rehearsed pitch, so he asked that if i was offered SSC instead of DSSC will i take it, my answer was yes o, all die na die, d next guy was about to ask a question, naso nepa carry light, lol, naso dem say mk i carry my wahala go o. D next morning i packed my kaya, signed out and left my beloved Serti.
2 weeks later, list was out and i couldn't find my name, for d 1st time in a long while i cried, i was so close to achieving my dream, so close to my eureka moment, but it just wasn't meant to be. Now, form is out and we go again.
PS: pardon any typo errors, biko na phone i de use type. Just felt i like doing this for posterity sake.
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Pls d site is not coming up..pls wats d link for application

I got a regret mail..didn't make it..wish u guys the Best.

Exam in Lagos rescheduled till futher notice..

Kings2rule:
I've successfully applied and printed forms. Was smooth enough.

Pls my oga, kindly assist me d medicals fitness document so I can edit pls..thank you..my mail..nwanneotuya13@gmail.com

Dharniel:


sent...

Pls Dharniel, kindly forward to me nwanneotuya13@gmail.com

Pls hw was d test??.. kindly give us insight

Bookz:
hello people I got this mail yesterday

Pls are u second Quarter batch??

calmnquiet:

Ah I didnt get the mail, but it says sent there.

I also didn't get d mail o..but it's showing sent on my status..never gotten any mail from UBA before..n av applied for close to eleven jobs opening.. neva gotten any invite for test or interview..is there something we r doing wrongly

Please guys I really need ur help..I completed d online CV on UBA career website..n since 2016 av been applying for jobs on their website..more than 11 jobs nw..and I av never for once b invited for an assessment nt to talk of interview..Pls is there a particular way of applying for their jobs..cos I do read online people getting invites n all dat n I neva for once got any..Pls I need ur assistance..I am 26yrs..I read Economics..Pls kindly assist on wat to do

Briemode:
I don't know o me I'm still waiting.

Sure...I called and was told it's in batches n we Shud be expectant.

[quote author=joshbouy post=67053758]I just got an invite from Skye bank
Please anyone who has dragnet questions and answers should please forward to my mail kelechiokafor99@gmail.com
Any tips or advice will be appreciated! [O/quote]



Wat's ur location??

daceo1:


yea i have done all that brother, gotten to dt page but cant find d submit button,only seeing review/complete all cv sections to submit

Na ur age cos am o..except u r 26 years n below.. meaning year 1992-2018..dats only Wat's valid on dat site..if u fall within dis age bracket, kindly fill n refresh d page..u will find d 'Submit Application' staring at u there.

julianmoj:
Hello please I need help, I can not find the submit button

Na ur age cos am o..except u r 26 years n below.. meaning year 1992-2018..dats only Wat's valid on dat site..if u fall within dis age bracket, kindly fill n refresh d page..u will find d 'Submit Application' staring at u there.

The bar for submitting isn't highlighted o..I af taya oo..it's nt submitting..cnt even click on it..d instruction on it says "review/complete d CV to submit"..r we really meant to submit these or we jst to fill??..cos I av tried all my browser's.. including chrome..but non of dem dey click d tin o

Pls how do I submit??..av filled all the required details but no Submit button o..hw do I go about it,pls

How did u apply plss

Rstella:
For those who plan to quit their current job so as to work woth IKEDC, I would advice you DONT. You can take the job if you are jobless, but it is not a job one can have peace while working. Yes the pay is 129k and you will be required to work most Saturdays and sometimes fall prey to aggressive brutal customers.

Lol..madam u av bin saying dis for a while nw...av u worked with dem before??..jst asking..no hard feelings

HopeAlive16:
Please guys is there still hope for me, I was told that I would be contacted before the end of the 2nd quarter of 2018 if I'm qualified but it seems even some peeps that got same mail have been contacted already. Really I don't understand what's going on.

Thought as much too..but wat I noticed is dat D people getting invites for test and all dat ain't from Lagos..tgeir locations r PH, Abuja n etc..nt heard any Lagos Candidate being invited for test..so maybe dey aving it in batches or something..can I be dreaming??

Please has anybody from Lagos been invited for test??..

wisdompeters35:


Pls was it text message or email that was sent to you for the final stage interview?. I did my first interview on yhe 6th n i am sure i did very very well i am yet to received a msg for the 2nd stage

Likewise myself too...did well..went for d interview at oshodi BU on d 7th of February n am yet to get any mail oo

PLEASE OOO..HAS ANYBODY IN LAGOS GOTTEN THE INVITE FOR ABILITY TEST?

ibnchokomah:
I got a mail saying they'll get back to me by the end of first quarter

First quarter??...d mail I got was dat they will get back to me by d end of second Quarter..and am yet to get anything oo...pls was it first quarter or second Quarter u got

Please oo..has anybody in Lagos gotten??

Same here

Abeg d email address is wrong jawe

Didn't get any mail of such o..and I applied weeks ago..

We are all applying for a post dat doesn't av closing date or deadline...who does dat??...and we are trying to Consol ourself dat dis application is real...hmm, okay..GTB, let me come and be going...i af taya

Me don't trust dis job advert ooo