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EducationRe: ASUU Strike: FG Agrees On N200b In 2014 Budget On Universities by okelarine: 10:02pm On Oct 17, 2013
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by okelarine: 10:13am On Oct 12, 2013
flow1759: "

So one night, Uche took the lady out and got her drunk, he brought her home and slept with her.

After sleeping with her, he applied Superglue to her "T'oto" while she was sleeping. To cut the long story short, Uche ran to his village early the next morning leaving the lady in his room. The lady was rushed to the hospital after she was found in Uche's room crying in pains.

Uche came back to the hostel two weeks later thinking the case might have died down, not knowing the Police was in search of him.

The police got him after 2days. He was locked up. But because his parents were wealthy, they bailed him out and cleared the medical bills of the Lady.

When we asked Uche why he did such devilish act, he simply said; "since e hard for me to enter that place, as i finally enter nobody go enter that place again, that na why i superglue the place".


Since then, his name changed from Uche to Superglue T'oto.
dis got me sheding tears jor. I don laf ma belle scata
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by okelarine: 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
After reading dis story, i noticed dat it was an imaginary story, tnx 4 cooking it up well, kudos 2 u
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by okelarine: 12:11pm On Oct 08, 2013
EducationA Letter To Newspaper Article Writers And ASUU by okelarine(op): 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2013
TO_NEWSPAPER_ARTICLE_WRITERS#

When ASUU keeps quiet,you shod also do the same,dey dnt read ur opinion,follow ur instruction or even notice u. You are jus making us more miserable by ur opinions which we most times dnt agree wit. I take lectures in d most stuffy theatre u can imagine, stand 4 hours, somtimes under the sun,but i was told dat my senior colleagues pas tru same situation,and stil graduated,wit gud grades.which means we can manage,its called discipline. we can manage,ASUU we can manage,abeg we fit manage.We knw dat evn if FG giv in 2 ur demands, Achebe wil stil be Achebe jus sayin #we_can_manage#
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by okelarine: 1:06am On Oct 06, 2013
moscobabs: I would like to meet the following Nairalanders in person for many reasons

-Obadiah 777

-Okija juju

-Mukina 2

-Ogugua

-Sexkill

let meet your own List..............
odunu
Nairaland GeneralThe Best Monday Morning Ever - Oladimeji Josiah by okelarine(op): 5:26pm On Oct 04, 2013
The loud ringing of my phone woke me up and i sluggishly picked the phone, wondering who could possibly be calling at this early hour on a monday morning, i looked at the phone screen and the number did not look familiar, i pressed the receive button and i was immediately unto the clear crisp voice of a lady, she said "am i speaking with Mr. Timothy?" the sleep on my face instantly disappeared as i answered with a yes.
she went on to ask again, "you did apply for an expatriate position in SNEPCO" i said yes without thinking, not that i even
knew what SNEPCO meant, then she said again "i'm delighted to
inform you that your application has been confirmed and you are
to resume for work immediately, employment details has been
forwarded to your email address, along with which you will use
to identify yourself, thank you" the call ended and i sprang out of bed with such dexterity, you would have thought was olympic gold winning athlete, i was overcome with excitement, even with my just completed masters degree i could never have applied for an expatriate position, i picked up my smart phone and i checked my recent emails and there it was "SNEPCO expatriate position employment details" i checked the email and the company turned out to be shell Nigeria exploration and production company, i did not believe what i was seeing, an expatriate position in shell oil and gas company? i never even applied for the job, there must have been a mix up somewhere, but who cares, such mix should happen from time to time.
I dropped the phone and headed towards the bathroom, i opened the bathroom door and the unexpected happened, you wont believe it, i woke up, it was all a dream, the alarm on my small Nokia phone was ringing it was 6:00 am and it was Monday
morning, it was as though i should smash the phone of the wall,
how could that have been a dream. And so with my pocket full of dreams, i got out of bed and started preparations to face the day and head out to work, soon enough my prosperity will no longer be a dream but a reality i will soon be living, i pray the same for you the reader
PoliticsOlusegun Agagu Is Suffering From What He Made Nigerians Go Through [a Must Read] by okelarine(op): 4:50pm On Oct 04, 2013
"Before he became a governor, Olusegun Kokumo Agagu was the
Aviation Minister under Olusegun Obasanjo. Under his watch Aviation sector in Nigeria became a death trap and a nightmare for many travellers. Mr. Agagu did nothing to revive or help the sector, but he helped his pocket. His dead body “re-died” alongside of his many other family members, a day before his internment.
This reminds me of Abdukarim Adisa as minister of Works in
Ibadan, Oyo State. Although he was from Ilorin, Adisa refused to
fix the Ibadan Ilorin road, Few years later he died in an accident
on the same road.
I hope all the other imbeciles ruling Nigeria know that life & death can also be a metaphor. Corruption has a way of fighting back, when you least expect it. Fix Nigeria, You will not only invariably fix your family in the process, but your future, and your future resting place. I hope Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe & President Goodluck Jonathan is reading this!!! (sad)
PoliticsRe: I’m Alright – Feyi Agagu by okelarine: 12:58pm On Oct 04, 2013
Tnk God
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Affected By Gbenga's Rumoured Death by okelarine: 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2013
Naija n rumour. Naija i dey hail ooh
BusinessRe: Do You Still Colect Change Of N10, N20 When U Buy Things????? by okelarine(op): 2:59pm On Oct 02, 2013
I remember back then in Enerhen Junction in warri, a guy was killed because of N20. Wat a wicked world


Am gona stat collecting mine nw den.
BusinessDo You Still Colect Change Of N10, N20 When U Buy Things????? by okelarine(op): 12:50pm On Oct 02, 2013
Do you still wait and collect change of N10, N20 from the seller when u buy thingshuhhuh.
Well i do sumtymes wen am broke. U no, a collection of change can serve as ur transport fee.
RomanceRe: Invention Of A Machine That Reveals Your Partner's Intimate Past? Yes/NO? by okelarine: 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2013
No, let bygones b bygones.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's 53 Years Report Card. by okelarine: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2013
Too bad
TravelRe: Domestic Airlines Barred From Flying Foreign-registered Planes by okelarine: 2:58pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: 42 Dead, 100 Missing As Boat Capsized In River Niger by okelarine: 2:12pm On Sep 29, 2013
Na ya hand i dey ooh God
PoliticsRe: President Media Chat On 29th September 2013 by okelarine: 1:57pm On Sep 29, 2013
Make GEJ go rest jawe. Kal off ASUU strike dats al
PoliticsRe: Borno Trains 800 Youths For Civilian JTF by okelarine: 1:48pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hmmm, na wah ooh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arraigned In The U.S For Aiding Al-Qaeda by okelarine: 1:46pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hmmm, naija againhuhhuhhuh?
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is The Most Powerful Angel Created By God? by okelarine: 1:25pm On Sep 29, 2013
My mum. Sumbdy shout halelua

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