₦airaland Forum

3rdavefarms:
God will surely heals our land

My people let Buhari forking finish his bloody tenure and let the power shift to SOUTH EAST it’s unfair for the whole Nigeria to against this Tribe to Rule ... please and please Let Buhari finish in 2023 even though I hate Bubu with his lifelsss policies please let him complete his tenure since the return of demo crazy The Igbo hasn’t been allowed to Rule which is not good enough as country at large

Shataaap dia

She just found out he's gay.

Yewandequeen:
Was she ever pregnant?

Nah she wasn't.

Na only belle?

She suppose fat naa

Lie Lie woman.

The only man wey sabi

husbandsnatcha:
Who is d damned limp groundnut dick? shrinked dick man

We know ur hole can swallow a building,,u don't have to tell us.

husbandsnatcha:
lmao ...dnt mind dos conji boys

You look sexx starved too...
Word of an advice......



Go for a good Diick and stop abusing Mr. Cucumber sexually.

Westaslave2:
wat an advice vivian, but guys lyk okenwaa n co nid father mbaka 2 deliver dem frm masturbation!

Go for a good Diick and stop abusing Mr. Cucumber sexually.

Switsex:
Nairalanders please help!!!!!
I'm a yearly tenant, who is occupying a one bedroom apartment in my compound. My rent got expired on 31st July. I pleaded with my landlord to give me some little time since I'm yet to be paid salary.
I got my salary very late in august which I decided to pay half of the rent which is 35k, hoping to complete the full rent by the next month. My boss has been owing me last month salary.
I travelled over the weekend with our last born who stays here with me. On coming back yesterday I found my apartment locked, on enquiring from the tenants they told me the landlord came over the weekend and locked up my apartment. I headed straight to see the landlord.
On getting to his compound, I met him in front of his house. I tried pleading with him, giving him reasons why I'm yet to pay up the rent. He asked me to leave his house and come back whenever I have the rent.
As I'm typing this, I'm still confused and devastated on how to go about it. I have been crying at work since morning. I really don't know what to do and my salary is not coming anytime soon.
I believe the landlord is not treating me fairly but what do I do?? I need advice from you all please!

Two things you can do..

1: Meet a stranger, offer him Switsex for money.
2: Go to the landlord,offer him Switsex to forfeit the remaining rent.

Funnicator:
No money but you deh use iPhone

Don't ask me how I know. Look at the status bar.

Na ur type go wan mk person wear rags before you go gree say en broke...ITK

Hoodbilonia:
bich
who knew twitter in 2014
bich
we whr all glued to bbm
even iphone den neva common
na bold 4,5 6 bold 7 with bb passport dey reign dah year

bich
u a liar
na fb ,,badoo,bbm ppl dey onto then
abegi

Hu be dis olodo?

damola1:
He can’t catch every star

Help me tell am bro..

Baba no be De Gea.

phemsie:
this is gory, please put viewer's discretion (graphic pictures)

may God continue to protect us all in all our daily endeavours

Blind Bathemius

aylagos:
I met this lady and she is so arrogant and proud

Complex issues.

Millenniumlady:
She's so beautiful I think this will be my next move cause I don't have time for all this wife beaters and cheating men nah to marry myself nahim sure pass........UP WE GO FEMINISTS

Yet u still carry u pic sample 4 NL.......no be ad u ey run so??

Hohohoho
Wey all dis NL boys mk 1 of them come help u comot cobwebs for ur congo.

Millenniumlady:
She's so beautiful I think this will be my next move cause I don't have time for all this wife beaters and cheating men nah to marry myself nahim sure pass........UP WE GO FEMINISTS

Yet u still carry u pic sample 4 NL.......no be ad u ey run so??

Hohohoho
Wey all dis NL boys mk 1 of them come help u comot cobwebs for ur congo.

Burna my G..

The only artist wey fit win Grammy 4 naija.

The rich getting richer;the poor gets screwed...m.i 2007

LifeIsGuhd:
Your heart wey I don break finish?

Lol....hope u're good shaa?

LifeIsGuhd:
Hahahah... well, I don't love him that way

Yea....u no suppose break my heart d@ way

Lalasticlala push our man go fp

LifeIsGuhd:
You have said it all

Wizkid is King!

Your love 4 wizkid shaa...

4th babymama loading

3rdavefarms:
Perfect

Atiku/DaveUmahi

APC go just shiit 4 pant.

Atiku A. + Dave U. Combo = ISSUES!!WAHALA!!PROBLEMs for APC.

Hohohohoho.....he will soon come and deal with you in za oza room.

Pretty Mike....you'll be next.

ayzTIGER:
For me cultism don't exist on streets of Onitsha/Nkpor. If you want to exhibit foolishness go to school campus and get yourself killed because if you carry cultism come my lane for this Otu Onitsha, i will draw the map of Asaba with a broken bottle on your head.

Hohohohohohohohohm.........AGU.

Westaslave2:
nna ina atu asi...okeojoo

Hmmmmm...oshieeeeeee!!!

Caseless:
I'm sure if it was buhari that sat like this, you'd have screamed how he's lifelessly embarrassing Nigerians. In fact, you'd say his legs are failing him because of old age and that's why he sat that low.

Zombie stop attacking everybody d@ mentions the name of ur pay master......ass licking won't take you to anywhere.

Las las na shiiit go full ur mouth.

ObaKlaz:
Name one artiste who had a sizzling-hot career, who was at the top and remained there the whole of his/her life. Even if Michael Jackson were still alive, people like you would call him 'upcoming artiste' because he ain't winning 8 Grammies in one night like he used to. You need to stop this 'upcoming artiste' trash talk; it ain't funny anymore. NOBODY REIGNS FOREVER.

The funny thing is that Eldee retired and said he's done doing music.....and he was still relevant when he decided to hang the mic.

Westaslave2:
Okenwaa ! oghego bia buru rie

If this is not love, dunno what else to call it.

Mana nne o dikwa ka nke gi agbago uka.

Adirom eri nke eriforo erifo.T

obiekunie1:
bros if i tell u something now - u fit no bliv am.

walai na that kind hole i dey like wellllll!

u see na small children wey no go appreciate that deep borehole!

na that type dey sweet eh!

cause u go dey samaram for the wall u go dey hear that kind swallow sound from the hole!

if dik do u - u go use fist! fisting na eh! choi!







i wish i can get her contact!