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blujoi:
Baad guy!! Hehehehehehe!! Wepu akara Igwe gi ebe a, o wu soso gi ma ha fa!! Lolzzz!! 08030**20*0

Oburo ife Zoro ezo....o maka nde ofe mmanu na ndi ala ozo juru ebe a enweghi ako na uche.

The only person d@ can put another child there.

What God has joined together, let no man put assunder....be it ur parents,your siblings or ur children.

So before you give ur child d@ breast to suck,consider giving ur husband 1st.

husbandsnatcha:
i be ikwerre speak central igbo let me knw

Exactly what I spoke.

lefulefu:
whoree maker strenght ke? Na wich kain beer be dat one? I dont want to purge dis night biko.

The lady in question is the WHOREE and the movie director is the WHOREE MAKER.

The only time I thought of committing suicide was one day d@ I consumed a different kinda THC....so @ a time, I thought I was losing it,,,so the THC started telling me "instead of you to go nuts,it's better you just jump in front of any of these trailers".........but then I held myself knowing that it was IT that's in me that was talking. Took me 2days before I could start meddling with THC again....would roll a blunt and be watching it like tv.

husbandsnatcha:
Get back 2 work

Onye oshii di.

Tired of this shiit..

We get game to book joor.

Westaslave2:
dnt worry i wl retify d password n it wl be fine!

Udo.

Dear Osun people,

we the 5% have nothing to do with this......you people should enjoy the change you voted for.
We are tired of your wailings and your disturbance, it's now turning into noise pollution.
Let us know when the change has gotten to other parts of the west so that we can also celebrate with them.
Congratulations to the good people of Osun, we are happy for you.

Thanks and God bless Osun state.


Yours sincerely,

..........................
IPOB

Westaslave2:
d email my dude gave me i forget d 11digit password...dats y is lyk dat

Nsogbu adiro....agaghizim enye gi nsogbu ozo.

Westaslave2:
Na lefulefu n okenwaa ndi nsogbu...dey don shayo!

See how we just dey magnet u upandan.

Do make we marry joor

husbandsnatcha:
c hw 2 guys just dey discuss trash, dos guys on top of my post don smoke abonima grass!

Nne learn how to have fun sometimes kwanu....the stress in this country is no ben10.

Westaslave2:
norokwa ebe ahu...haha

Munwa bu kwa odogwu ooo

Westaslave2:
A lot of things

Let's gist naa 0asato0ato0anoanoabuo0ato0

Be serious dis time....chatiam up.

lefulefu:
gbam! Oil dey ur head. From the onset if to say she no dey in agreement ..immediately the guy say she will sleep over she ought to sharply reply she cant sleep over. Instead she said she can come by 10 oclock. Na d way d guy jus reply her piss off her. If to say d director say no yawa she can come by 10 oclok then she for no screen shot this chat.

Make we go fire our bottle joor..

We no get any whoreee or whoreee maker strength.

Dear Osun people,

we the 5% have nothing to do with this......you people should enjoy the change you voted for.
We are tired of your wailings and your disturbance, it's now turning into noise pollution.
Let us know when the change has gotten to other parts of the west so that we can also celebrate with them.
Congratulations to the good people of Osun, we are happy for you.

Thanks and God bless Osun state.


Yours sincerely,

..........................
IPOB

donstan18:
LMAO! Abeg make we run small analysis

Director : I want to see you by 08:00. Don't give me excuses, if you can't come by that time, then don't come again.

Actress : Sorry, I slept off. I can't make it by 8, unless 10:00 because I'm with my grannies and I'll have to prepare something for them.

This obviously means, they had an arrangement and agreement on what the lady is calling him out for.

Let's continue.

Director : If you can't come by that time, don't even come again. It's simple.

She got angry, started ranting that she had to say "It's my body we are talking about here".

Lol. Last last, the man is an irresponsible husband with no respect for his wife and family.

While, the lady is a hoe and runs girl trying to revenge and form decent after she was left disappointed.

True that.

They've already had an agreement and the girl has already agreed to giving it to the man from all angles.....but maybe cus the man was harsh and domineering in their chat...cus had it been the man said no wahala to the 10am,she would have still slept over and given it to the man well well.

Then I think they've already been kpanshing before now cus of the way the director told her to be ready to sleep over and she didn't even argue....then man also told her that he hates it when she reads his msg without replying...........and she apologised...dey don chop dis tin go far

Westaslave2:
eeh ! But adim 2 occupied 4 it

Anyi ga e make out time for it naa..

Kezi ihe n'e keepu gi occupied?

brandon180:
Lol..d boifriend sef fit be me..u cant tell..

Hohohohohohoho

I give up....don't worry,.,.where there's no live,we always mk lively.

Westaslave2:
hahaha...agam alike ya mana onwu na agugi

Nke a ijizi onwu n'eyim egwu....e meaniri na mu na gi luo n'iga aragbu nwa guy?

brandon180:
Uyo na one very boring den..

Counting on rame18 to make it lively for me....her bf suppose don travel by then.

Otedola with the money,Okocha with the balling,Maggi with the sauce,APC with the lies ooooooooo.......

rame18:
Uyo

Will be visiting Uyo this dec. I don tire 4 under bridge

rame18:
Uyo

Ok.

rame18:
OK o. wrong door.

But which state u dey shaa?

rame18:
in front of your house. please open the door

I no get house....na under bridge I dey

rame18:
winch.

Hahahahahahaha...

Where u dey sef?

rame18:
ifod

What?

rame18:
heheheeee! let me ring that guys number. I need to get there today.

Chai....lucky guy.

If his number doesn't go thru,you can try mine. 08000000999 if this one doesn't go thru,still notify me.....was nicknamed the HEADMASTER those days

rame18:
lol. I think I am gonna try it out, don't worry you will get a feedback when I try it out. I just hope I don't runaway.

A word of advice....

It can drive you crazy....no go end up for yabaleft

crunchyg:
Mmmm nka ato gbuo mooo
Otutu oma omalicha

Otutu kwa my man?

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