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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by okenwaa(m): 1:16pm On Dec 07, 2019
Rekhina:
u won't know me cheesy

Better oooo grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by okenwaa(m): 10:56am On Dec 07, 2019
Rekhina:
Nwoke ojoo! By Allah Me and u still get issues to trash out ,u don run finish ba?

Hahaha....me nwoke ojoo?

I've never encountered this moniker, I bu Onye biko?
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by okenwaa(m): 10:36am On Dec 07, 2019
isyourboy:


two bottles of lacasera for u bro.

this made me laugh

Small stout will do....thanks.

Never get strength for jedi jedi
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by okenwaa(m): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2019
advancedtechng:
The experience i had dating a female student wasn’t good at all, they always love one particular guy in school, 99% of female students have their lover in school this is completely from a true research worldwide so don’t just waste your time...let me not talk too much sha just try it, Well, If you would like to control your partner’s WhatsApp chats for life without having his/her phone with you and even if he/she lives far away from you then WhatsApp me and I will send you my tutorial on it for free but if you can’t go through the stress of doing it yourself then you can pay for my service 3k to have me do it for you quick. if you need this WhatsApp me 0*8*1*0*5*0*8*2*1*3*6




We know it all but that's childish and might send a feeble heart to an early grave. Real men don't do that shiit....spying on a pussy when there are a thousand and one punassss out there waiting to be screwed. Mtchewww

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by okenwaa(m): 9:56pm On Dec 06, 2019
Match starts early hours of Sunday morning in Nigeria....4am/5am

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Oluchi Ehiemere: Flavour Brainwashed & Slept With Me, Promising Me Heaven by okenwaa(m): 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2019
With detergent or hypo??

Flavour no dey do wowo girls naa
Travel / Re: Free Lagos-ibadan Train Rides Record 6 Passengers In 2 Trips (pic) by okenwaa(m): 4:20pm On Dec 03, 2019
1st pic: Trailer
2nd pic: Train
Crime / Re: Thieves Stealing Upstairs Wiring In Imo Caught And Disgraced By Mob(photos) by okenwaa(m): 6:36pm On Dec 02, 2019
The fair guy sitting inbetween them looks joyless though.....who know how many slaps wey en go don sell give both of them grin

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Politics / Re: Umahi Inspects Dualization Of Abakaliki/Enugu Road (Photos) by okenwaa(m): 12:10pm On Nov 27, 2019
Centcanada:
If they do small work they it will be paste all over the internet but the ones they abandon, they will not let the public know. Audio Inspection every where.

You know nothing nwanne!!

Come to Abakaliki, you'll start being ashamed of your birth certificate.

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Car Talk / Re: Five Simple Things To Do When You Lose Your Brakes While Driving by okenwaa(m): 7:57am On Nov 27, 2019
nakotee:
Car is a mechanical and electrical system which can fail at anytime, so whenever you loose your brakes during driving just see it as a mechanical malfunction likely to occur , dont think its spiritual or strange just put your mind together.

Five steps to follow when you loose your brakes

1. Don't panic , be strong and concentrate on your driving.

2. Pull up your hand brake.

3. Put your gear on Neutral (N)

4. Off your engine while you leave the ignition on. ( all this four steps while automatically slow down the car)

5. Look for a safe place to stop the car .


Murderer.....you don dey find festive season blood fa

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Sports / Re: Alex Ferguson's Last Chewed Gum As Manager Sold For 181.4 Million Naira: Photo by okenwaa(m): 6:28pm On Nov 24, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Hian undecided

White people sef


What will the person that bought the gum do with it sef?

who even picked up the gum when he spit it out abi he just removed it and donated to the club

In 10years time, that person can make x10 of that money if he/she wants to auction it again.
Sports / Re: "The Ball" - Marcus Rashford After Stunning Free-kick Goal Vs Chelsea(Photos) by okenwaa(m): 11:42am On Oct 31, 2019
Pepper them!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: Carabao Cup (1 -2) On 30th October 2019 by okenwaa(m): 11:12am On Oct 31, 2019
Ashley86400:


Lol, Man U, the ultimate "has-been" of a club.
We all know you'd gladly switch places with us.



Stay clear off sniper or ota pia pia.... Obi ose!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: Carabao Cup (1 -2) On 30th October 2019 by okenwaa(m): 11:11am On Oct 31, 2019
Ashley86400:


Eeya, trust me, I feel no envy towards you, neither would I trade places for a shell of club like Man U.

Come back when you've magically won at least 7 out of 7 matches or magically found yourselves in the top 4.
Until then, stay blessed in 7th place waiting for the next penalty to proceed.
#BanterFC

Painedddddddd

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: Carabao Cup (1 -2) On 30th October 2019 by okenwaa(m): 12:50am On Oct 31, 2019
Ashley86400:

The shock of what?
Winning Chelsea or any other top six club doesn't change the fact that Man U is a sinking ship.
Penalty FC set the ball rolling and won a Carabao match whose cup they will obviously never carry. And in the end we will still finish above you guys on the table. .wayy above.
So enjoy 7th, Europa league football and getting destroyed at the next round of the energy drink competition.
We're waiting for your next flunk match so you can start insulting Ole again. We don't have to do it. We'll let the small teams do it for us. grin

Ask your neighbor to translate for you ooo

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Health / Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by okenwaa(m): 12:19am On Oct 29, 2019
Google has finished this one.
Music/Radio / Re: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by okenwaa(m): 9:09am On Oct 06, 2019
Joshmodest:
There is an adage that says " when you keep pursuing somebody , you are definitely behind him '.
Vector has always seen Abaga as a threat , he has always been scared the king of rap crown ,which he has never worn would be taken away from him ....
I am a big fan of Vector I like his metaphor's , his delivery , accent and flows .But when we're talking about the king of rap the new Rap god , it has to be M.I in terms of awards ,Songs streaming, international recognition ,popularity and hit songs , the numbers are there for all to see ...
Mi took the rap game mainstream , and ever since he took a break , no one has been able to take his seat not even Vector !
The last big thing that came from rap music was " You rappers should fix up your lives " M.I still did that sh*t ....Vector has dropped a whole lot since then , and still nobady's heard of it ...
M.i gave rise to whole lot of rappers and other artist...Jesse jagz , ice Prince , loose cannon , Blaqbonez ,Brymo , Nonso amadi , Koker , dice ailes , Ckay, Brainee etc ....
Tell me which Vector's rap song is as big as chairman , Undisputed champion , One naira , fast money fast cars , Money , Human being ,Crowd mentality ...
Vector is a great rapper , but aside mode 9, M.I Abaga is the greatest rapper of all time !!



You forgot to add Wizkid on that list.

Fast money fast cars was the first track wiz was ever ft in......afterwards he introduced him to Banky

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am Not Your G” - Vector Tells MI As He Tries To Comrade With Him by okenwaa(m): 12:46pm On Oct 05, 2019
Two of my best Nigerian rappers.

Choi...can't wait to hear dope punchlines from them....e go nice ooo grin

All these clowns clamoring for peace in here, make una go listen to una kpangolo music in peace leave our rap for us.
Celebrities / Re: Between Ubi Franklin And a Bank Fraudster. VIDEO by okenwaa(m): 3:03pm On Sep 09, 2019
You wan scam retired scammer
Celebrities / Re: Bleaching: Seyi Law Blasts Tacha by okenwaa(m): 5:15pm On Sep 07, 2019
sylve11:


anybody suppprting her is either bleaching or his/her wife/husband is bleaching or even their mothers. cool


Exactly. And hers is very bad,, and to think that this is someone that used to have a cute black skin that most people will die for.

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Celebrities / Re: Bleaching: Seyi Law Blasts Tacha by okenwaa(m): 4:35pm On Sep 07, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

For a Man whose little daughter was body shamed shouldn't be doing this.

Richdad

This is not body shaming, this is different. We shouldn't encourage bleaching our skin cus of its negative effects.

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Religion / Re: 41-Day Fasting Lands Ebonyi Student In Hospitalised by okenwaa(m): 3:22pm On Sep 07, 2019
Juliet11111:
Ebonyi people and stupidity.

King Solomon .....I see you.

An average Ebonyi man's stupidity is equal to the wisest man's wisdom from any bush you're from.
Celebrities / Re: Ken Erics And Wife, Onyi Adaba, Marriage Crashes, He Abandons Home For 10 Months by okenwaa(m): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2019
From the way she sounded, you'll know the type of woman she is.....you don't come on social media to spew rubbish about your family.
Politics / Re: Osun Is The Best Overall State In Nigeria - NADIM by okenwaa(m): 12:48pm On Sep 05, 2019
omenka:
Even Kogi dey there.

grin I can't fit laff bro

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Politics / Re: Osun Is The Best Overall State In Nigeria - NADIM by okenwaa(m): 11:54am On Sep 05, 2019
I wanted to overlook the joke but couldn't hold the laughter when I saw Abia state there and nothing was said about Ebonyi state grin

Jokers list.

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Celebrities / Re: Ikechukwu Onunaku: 'I Was Kidnapped By SARS, Made To Exhaust My ATM Allowance' by okenwaa(m): 11:49am On Sep 05, 2019
Grace001:


Taaar!!! There was never a country

Lol...na true sef
Celebrities / Re: Ikechukwu Onunaku: 'I Was Kidnapped By SARS, Made To Exhaust My ATM Allowance' by okenwaa(m): 11:03am On Sep 05, 2019
There was a country
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Sing And Dance To Naira Marley's 'Soapy' In The Dressing Room by okenwaa(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2019
Enemies just wan pour sand for NairaMarley garri but oluwa just dey butter en bread dey go.

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Properties / Re: Metro View Hotel Collapses In Ebonyi, 60 People Escape Death by okenwaa(m): 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2019
OP which kind stupid picture you put there?
Is that metro view hotel?

Wack journalism.

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Celebrities / Re: Adeyela Adebola: Why I Accused Abiodun Jimoh Of Sexual Abuse - Omo Ibadan by okenwaa(m): 11:43am On Jul 13, 2019
She writes well....unlike all those other olodo slay mamas

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Romance / Re: Cult Guys Are After My Girlfriend, Should I Break Up With Her Or Not? by okenwaa(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2019
Axemen dey worry your babe, just go bag up shiikena....case settled!!

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