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Politics / Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by okijajuju2: 9:23pm On Dec 05, 2011
I am the real Okija Juju, the great ogwugwu akpu Okija.

The fake Okija_juju is a known hater of the greatest lover and defender of Ndigbo, Dim Ojukwu.
He hates Ojukwu with the same venom and passion as dayo-kanu, Bluetooth, and other non-Igbo.
Anybody who hates Ojukwu with such venom hates Ndigbo with the same venom.
Commissioner needs to retouch the rule to ban known Ojukwu haters.
My nominees are

Obiagu1
Andre uweh
Politics / Re: Police Disperse Pro-biafra Procession In Nnewu, Anambra by okijajuju2: 4:06pm On Dec 01, 2011
Okija_juju:

Dear God

Its your humble servant Alusi Okija. I am begging you to afflict these MASSOB boys with the foolishness to try something silly enough to make the Nigerian Police open fire and wipe away these fools from amongst us. Dear God, ever since that coward Ojukwu led us astray, I have been looking forward to a day when your justice would prevail. Please lord, on the day that MASSOB decides to act a fool, please let Uwazuruike, Orji Uzor Kalu, Rochas Okorocha, Chris Uba and Torch1 amongst other eediots be present. I pray you bless the Nigerian Police with steady hands, anoint their AK-47's to be as deadly as Davids slingshot. Father let no bullet of the Nigerian police miss hitting a MASSOB target. Father God use the Death of Ojukwu as a point of contact to kill off the remaining fools left. And in the end, let the entire SE be left with young men and women, who can see beyond themselves, full of love, wisdom and understanding. Young men and women who can bring about change without mass blood shed. Men and women who can look beyond the errors of our fore-fathers and like Joshua take the entire eastern states to the promise land.

Thank you baba.

Your Son Okija, praying through Jesus christ.

Amen!!

I will send my faithful servant Udo to pay you a visit soon.
Afo g'eto gi soon soon!

Ogwugwu akpu has spoken! cool
Politics / Re: Police Disperse Pro-biafra Procession In Nnewu, Anambra by okijajuju2: 4:03pm On Dec 01, 2011
Original arusi Okija the great ogwugwu akpu has sworn to capture all fake representatives!
first, we smoke them out of their holes, we get them running, then we catch them! HAHAHAHAHAHA! angry angry
Politics / Re: Police Disperse Pro-biafra Procession In Nnewu, Anambra by okijajuju2: 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2011
I just fkced my mama before cumming (ops!) coming here! the toto sweeeeetttttt! shocked
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAA!! cheesy grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Ojukwu’s Body To Tour 4 Countries Before Burial In Anambra by okijajuju2: 11:39am On Nov 30, 2011
Ikemba is the most loved and celebrated African in recent history. No one even comes close!
He deserves all these and more.

Ikemba, ogwugwu akpu Okija na ekene gi o! cool
Politics / Re: Ojukwu (Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu) Is Dead by okijajuju2: 11:36am On Nov 30, 2011
Ikemba umu Igbo!
Ogwugwu akpu, Arusi Okija na ekene gi o!
Oke nkita ji isi anya oku!
Ogidigada!
Amuma na egbe Igwe!
Odum na eche mba!

Umu mmuo na ndi ichie Okija na asi gi, nno!

Ndi nine na akpo gi asi, afo tokwa ha o, ISEE!
Ha dakwaa Ibi o, ISEE!
Ha nwuo onwu ike o, ISEE!
Ekpenta and mgbaraku na udo gbu kwa ha o, ISEE!

Nno nwa oma! cool
Politics / Re: I Told Ojukwu To Apologise Over Civil War - Obasanjo by okijajuju2: 11:12am On Nov 30, 2011
^^
Yes fukc you too for licking Ojukwus @ss all over this place. You are shaming me the great Okija juju. If Ojukwu is so bad, why did you fux chicken last nite.  angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
I will send ogwugwu akpu okija to smoke you out of your spider hole soon.  cool
Romance / Re: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by okijajuju2: 11:01am On Nov 30, 2011
Okija_juju:

That poo is not funny!!

angry

Kilode? Yaya? O kini? abeg clear for road jo! angry
Romance / Re: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by okijajuju2: 10:59am On Nov 30, 2011
I'm serious about my ad.
Ladies am waiting.
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Declare 7-day Mourning For Ojukwu by okijajuju2: 10:46am On Nov 30, 2011
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAH !!!
cheesy grin cheesy grin angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

OKIJA DEY PURSUE ME HELP HELP! embarassed embarassed embarassed
I DON SH!eet MY PANTS NOU.

wHERE'S MY kaikai BOTTLE SEF. angry angry
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Declare 7-day Mourning For Ojukwu by okijajuju2: 10:42am On Nov 30, 2011
My mother is not Igbo, only my father. i really hate ibo people though I can still speak bits of  the language. I hate their culture. They are quick to throw people to that okija juju. Even ordinary fuxing chicken will land you there. cry embarassed
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Declare 7-day Mourning For Ojukwu by okijajuju2: 10:38am On Nov 30, 2011
I used to fux chickens in the village before they chased me away. 
Sometimes I fux ma mama too.  cool
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Declare 7-day Mourning For Ojukwu by okijajuju2: 10:37am On Nov 30, 2011
I am bastard son of an osu from Okija shrine. My father is mad and was thrown into the evil okija forest. I escaped with my mother to "rivers". cry
Romance / Re: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by okijajuju2: 10:30am On Nov 30, 2011
OP I don't need anyone to take care of me.
I need a tall feminine woman, from 5' 10" to 6 ft. She must be curvy and have full breasts. Above all she must be very fertile so that she can give me 4 strong kids.
I also need her to be intelligent, though not necessarily a genius but I need her to have a background in Mathematics or pure sciences. I don't need her to be "beautiful" in the face; I don't care about that. I don't care about her religion provided she would follow me to mine. She can be from any tribe, I don't care abt that.
Anyone interested or has someone interested should let me know. thanks.
I am tall (above 6 ft), very handsome, intelligent, successful, ready for marriage and I can make you laugh a lot. Hit me up ladies!  cool
Romance / Re: How Can I Guy Take Care Of A Lady by okijajuju2: 10:06am On Nov 30, 2011
by licking her puzzayyy cool

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