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Something is telling me Sanwo-olu go want chop dis babe

Agbado boys on the beat

No other than helinues or the other one with one eye

treesun:
Well done Great girl, it was a great feat! I will also like you tone down your dressing, you know you are our ambassador now, God bless you and more Guinness records to break! I will love to taste your afahang soup, I have been to Ikot-Epene before!

No dae mumu 4 here
That na fake account

HildaBaci:
Hello nairalanders, it's your girl Hilda Baci here and I'm officially on nairaland. This will be my official Nairaland account.
I want to use this medium to thank all Nairalanders who supported me through out my quest to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous cooking time, may God bless you all.

Hilda Baci

one modafucka with a fuccckin fake account
Make thunder fire u there

Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned

that's a good one bro

ahnie:
So guys,I embarked on another eventful trip to ugbolu market in Delta state,which is a rural market to buy tubers of yam again,but to be honest with you they re very pricey.

It's seems like these villagers has wisened up more than us that resides in the city.
The prices of commodities has skyrocketed,I pity the common man.

One major problems I encountered was the monetary exchange,as I didn't go with cash,and majority of the villagers wants cash,I told the lady to pls allow me make transfer to her acct,she pointed a POS lady to me who's charges were high.
Nlfpmod
Royalroy

Like play like play dis babe don become nairaland seun celebrity

Nice One especially that porting services

Some network can just treat u fuccck up with impunity

This is part of their inauguration rituals

By the time the real terror come on board Nigeria will finish kpatakpata


Oluwa save ur people

wwwkaycom:
Obidients are very good at unruly behaviors, their lose at the polls have affected them so much and left them with post election loss trauma and agony of losers. That is why they showcase their nuisance values everywhere they go.

When last did I visit ur doctor?
Cos u are sounding abnormal

Sonyboom:
Ipob n Boko Haram you mean

Shettima and his boys

ecolime:
So much bloodshed under the party 😢

May APC not happen to us.

Amen

APC and death

IduNaOba:
What indices are you using?
MDGs
National Exam scores like UTME WAEC NECO etc
Number of indigenous people studying in the universities in their zones?
Number of non indigenous people studying I. Universities in other zones?
However you choose to look at it, IGBO owns it when you talk about education in this corn tree.

never u compete with a mad man. In topics like this a don't drop my comment,

Free the mad man to roam

IduNaOba:
What indices are you using?
MDGs
National Exam scores like UTME WAEC NECO etc
Number of indigenous people studying in the universities in their zones?
Number of non indigenous people studying I. Universities in other zones?
However you choose to look at it, IGBO owns it when you talk about education in this corn tree.

never u compete with a mad man. In topics like this a don't drop my comment
Just allow the mad man to roam

Prof don dae do something wey I no like
As a noble man under noble the NAS association I always hold him in esteem, but now he has continue to derailed from the lay down principles of our forgone terrors. He traded his respect as a Capone all because of his affiliation with a particular well known Chicago drug kingpin.

To all rugged aboard odas is odas

Brimstone77:
....


Na to enter street naked remain..

You are on every thread on nairaland talking one rubbish or the other..

What other occupation ashawoooooooo get than to be on the internet chatting clients and check topics on nairaland at the same time
iyaebethegreat

IyaebeTheGreat:
See his deceitful face. I don't know why Anambra men loves chasing clout like their life depends on it. Like obi like Yul Edochie

Despite ur years in prostitution, time and dedication in ur services to men you still know how Anambra men chase clout; You are very intelligent I must say

I pity northern Christians

Their lives are more important than soludo and his 60k monthly job

KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

OGA na peace perfect peace we go dae sing for u oOoOO

EKONGKING:
I hope igbos take inspiration from these hardworking women and contribute to development of their host countries as well their ancestral land.

you modafucka, where is ur host country?

Well, what can I say

Maybe the boy was trying to defend his mother

blacknp:
Attaché by force, trying to be relevant like P Square.

It's good to be relevant and famous, something ur miserable ass father couldn't achieved

>:

The last guy name

Femi otedola

Who is he?