₦airaland Forum

Idiots

Revenue making money!
Useless after four years.

Zoogeria

Evangelism.
My gele tight for my head.

I no see ogboni fraternity ooooo

From Ibadan to osun state, they are at every 20km.

Nothing new!


They collect N50 to N100 from each bus.

We are in zoogeria

And is this news?
U will still go naughty with older women bcoz u need them to rise up in your profession.

Bros, go siddon

Good for him!

Others will not learn from this.

Nice story line!

I need one too ojare!

gbagyiza:
You really hit it right. They should stop disturbing us, I am even supporting them to go on strike. What r we gaining from them, if not extortion. Our bill was increased this month without any justification. Give us prepaid meter, they said NO but they keep increasing the epileptic light bill for almost every month.

What can I say?

Eko o ni baje o

Strike actions no be today.

We are used to blackout in zoogeria.

Let them look for another jobs and stop disturbing our peace.

Who dem strike help?

Do you know Lagos at all?

northbird:
In Abuja , Yes. In Lagos, No. Where are you going to trek to from d Lagos terminals

Trekking go sweet!

Trek out of airport vicinity.
Get uber/bolt driver contact. Call before you arrive.

He/she will simply pick you up
Lobatan

What is special about it?

If he does not play with his son, is it my son he should play with?

Anyway, his first diaper should be on sale at Amazon on his first birthday

Omo omo baba olowo (OOBO)

And how do you look?

shevchenko:
Lagos state governor looks like a tout

All Lagos state governors dey attend. Nothing new

Next!!!!

Where do we buy in Nigeria!

What was she expecting from zoogeria.

Did she not read about where is she is going before coming?

Na she dey trend for now sha

I beg, I beg, leave us make we dey manage our zoogeria like this ooooo

Tks sir!!!!

He feels we are making jokes of him.
Too bad

cRobo:
He is correct

I remember a story about Lucky Dube when he was shooting the video for "Prisoner" police saw him while making the video and he was carrying a fake gun and police actually shot at him until he clarified himself

Nigeria police won't mind arresting you right now claiming you intend using a fake pistol for robbery

Simply go to the station and get cleared before going to the super market

my 1 kobo

Then, stop making up stories online

CHESTER48:
If you have nothing reasonable don't comment.

Go to your area police station and make enquiries

Hope it will not be abandon soon.

We have no maintenance culture in this zoogeria.

Of course.

Delivery is not free.

doraozuruonye:
yes but charges apply or you send your id card

Ewon oloowo
Prison for the rich

Pay on delivery??

Big man prison he go dey.
He go party there, his babes will have access to him!

He is in 'ewon olowo'

Tks English teacher!
I am illiterate

Finchmgh:
Is “impatience” and not inpatient

Inpatient refer to;
A patient who lives in hospital while under treatment.

When you work with expatriates that are not speaking English, you automatically use sign languages or you have translator dictionary to use!


Na unda apple tree, I sabi write A B C

Mac2016:
Is this an English word? Or are you a German?

HBD Olori Elegushi