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Youngxx:
Abeg no need to continue....

ok noticed

oilmane:
I can only say hi to you getting a new job or a side hustle, you see who day feed you, house you and cater for all your bill you come sit down, hands up day proudly day do 8k a month jab? God go bless that pastor, u b really destiny killer to that babe.

but I'm hearts broken now

HYDEEE:
The pastor saved an innocent life
Bros be don turn parasite, he wan suck the small change the girl get.

swears

azammi:
Just say hi make we know how the story go no be to de conclude

check down here

Part 2

I felt relief when My neighbor came to me ....
This neighbour of ours is of 23 years of age... she knew My girlfriend very well ... sometimes they always go out together.... when she came to me, I was acting as if nothing was wrong..... but to My greatest surprise.. she was aware of what just happened...she started by saying .... you know Dennis....I have Heard what My ears couldn't bear any longer.... I forgot to tell you My name.... My name is Dennis, a 26 Year Old Man from sapele....

She continue by asking me this... Dennis are
you truly, what your girlfriend said you are? I said NO!!.. tears fell off her beautiful face,she wept for me...we went inside my room And sat down on My bed...she was still weeping...I told her I was fine that she should stop that...cos I have a fragile hearts I might join her crying too ... ... I had no chairs cos My girlfriend picked them with her....... after I was done comforting her,she didn't say any word for a while .....next thing that came out of her mouth was .... Dennis kiss me And feel relief ... I'm here to stay forever with you....no matter what you facing And how broken you are....I still love you.... promise me that you are not going to leave me.... alone wen I give My hearts to you... while this shitty talk was going on ....boomm Satan jumped inside they started kissing ....my broke guy forgot he was hearts broken before..he just fell in within a twinkle of an eye.....

To cut the saga off, they do The do and do the do.... hope it's cleared....

No One noticed their New relationship... boomm aunty became pregnant...she told Dennis about it ... Dennis was confused, he went astray ....

One night he sneaked out of his room with a rope to end his life .... unlucky for him wen he was trying to hang himself...a dog from no where attacked him... ;Dhe was scared And he ran away.....

Should I continue?

Skyfornia:
Not even funny

noticed :-

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram yes MAN!


WTF MAN!

Dickson178:
Them don lock leader of tomorrow for coke bottle

help me out please

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


U get LUCK sey dis 1 FUNNY!


because I don de LOAD BULLET 4 my KALA, Na to come LOCATE u fas fas and BLAST BLAST ur left leg but dis 1 FUNNY..


so make I remove my BULLET b4 I use LAFF take BLAST PESIN left leg for my STREET here..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

smiles ... this one just cracked u up right?

azammi:
Hi.

Please continue.

follow up still going

pyro62:
Change your plug. Your dealer is selling trash now

ukaface:
Smh

shake your head very well

Healthrelatedjo:
Omo dt pastor must collect o

im go collect

Listen to me very well, Hope you are aware that thing's are very hard nowadays....



This is how you will start, first of all ask your self this question can I make this kinda amount in a week..

if Yes, you are right...

If No you are right .....

If you say that the amount is very huge to be earn in a week you are right...


If you said it's very small, you right...


No listen to me very well in as much as you work hard in this life ....

You know The world is just a temporary place for us to so think Big and win Big....



Now go back to the first sentence and check what you see, and what I mean... when you are done checking...pinch yourself,touch your Head,ears,hair in your nose,then try sneezing.... when you are trying to do this .... always have in mind that you will have money...... now go down










































Be patience you get there soon..
























Was there any traffic on the road today? If no continue going down...if Yes you go up before you come down.... now go down....

































Go and hustle hard and pray to God for financial breakthrough..... stop looking for how make millions like that in a week......e shock you ba
.. just go down go see am























Amen Amen Amen go up you ... won't understand this business thank you

TheRealOwner:
Episode 18 of stories that never happened.

Watch out for part 2

[quote author=EmptyGarden post=111133632]You dey speak sha... Abeg no vex, no continue.[/quot

Noticed

obedugo:
Boring and dry

Funny Man

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na who be d useless MANCHI wey drop dis Post here..


Make Una no Make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 here ooo!


WTF MAN!

be calming down now

Diza46:
very funny can't stop laughing

Diza46:
very funny can't stop laughing

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You really ran away?you ended up leaving your girl?
Okon is this story even true..if it is then please complete it now..

I'll complete it

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What kind of funny and baseless story is this?
Why did you have to end it so quick..

So what happened next..you married her or you didn't?tell me you did..
Are you that cute?how cute?

I just ran away,cos she fainted; don't worry imma gonna complete it

Kingpee2:
Your pastor is the wizard here ,that’s all I have to say ....

Yes sir, I'm planning an evil against him

Beblessedbaba:
Hi

okay

You can be of help to me now

I went with My girlfriend to her house,cos her Mom invited me ...
We arrived lately in the evening..,I was told to and meet her dad in the sitting room... before I meet her Mom...in the parlour I sat on a soft chair ..... after exchanging of pleasantries...

Her dad brought out a liquor drink...in which I My self liked it ...so he told me to take some glasses but I only took one and excuses him to go and greet Mom...

Her Mom was beautiful,if not not More beautiful than my girlfriend ....

Her Mom was like,ohhh My gosh... My son in-law you are welcome... you are such an handsome young dude...

So after that my girlfriend ask me to come over to her room....

When got in I told that her mom was such a beautiful woman have ever set My eyes on ... she was like what did you mean now....I thought and thought then ;Dthinket,thinker, ;Dthink thought and thinket again....I now say to her I think I have feelings for your Mom.... ... she was like only shit....oya go to the parlour and stay with My daddy..,....

When I got there, I started drinking before I knew it...I was intoxicated

So I move closed to her dad and whisper to his ear .... sire I think I have feelings for your wife.... his father who very drunk shouted marry her ..... before you leave....

Just then My girlfriend dash in and asked me... are you drunk? I was like no but I does.....I stood up and held My hands around her waist and whisper to her ear ...I think I have feelings again for your Mom....we are getting married soon.... My girlfriend fainted .....so I ran away .....

I took My girlfriend to My church...
That's was her first day....

So she was very happy cos the church is very Big, powerful, and also have a very large space for charging of phone's, laptops,torch, radio, rechargeable Lamb etc

It's was at night sha.....we were very late but we still managed to charged our phones...

We went inside and sat down....
There were singing worship song.... everyone was in spirit tho I always go to that side but wasn't do it cos of My girlfriend .... it's wasn't strange for....me

After some minutes My girlfriend was called out.... who's chidimma that's what the pastor said.... she went out.... The pastor was like did you know you could have been married by now with 4kids ?

She said no Daddy... The pastor say's there's a boy let's me say a little brat .... you are calling a boyfriend.... My girlfriend said Yes, The pastor was like that's boy Will sabotage your life .....he wasn't destined for you.... Wake up and find your husband .... received your husband right now .....she said I have received .....he now told her to go back to her sit... ...


You know what? My girlfriend keep mute, she refuses talking to me till we got home and she gets her thing's and left me heartbroken with any word .....she only said you are witch.....I shouted ooooh My beloved girlfriend ....no much talk na pastor causes am.....she left.....

I wept like a baby, I cried My eyes out but nothing came back.....

I moved on sha I was unable to reach out to her cos she blocked me everywhere both on social media .....she told her friends about it .....

People start avoiding me, even My own friends ....they All though I was a witch... this life is not balance sha.....

If you want me to continue say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Newly here sha....


After she Left me broken,I felt bad And confused...

I had no option than to commit suicide cos My girlfriend was My everything... she was the one that bought a phone for me,pay The rent of house we are living, bought me clothes, and even feeding me ...... The reason why she held this responsibilities ...was cos I promise to get married to her...so All this was amid the future.....

Is not that I had noting doing,or I was idle... it's cos, where I was working.... I was earning 8k per month....

I was unable to cater for anything, the only thing I do, according how both of us planned was to be saving that 8k every month up to like 2years ...... So that she could add some money for me to start up something...... cos she took My atm card to My savings s account... including some cooking utensils

Note: she was a seamstress....!!

She loved me, she care for me like a mother should Care for a son.....I loved her so dearly... never wanting loosing her but now I'm so deeply in pains .... I'm out of ideas, place to run to, soon My rent will be expired.... ohhh My gosh......


Say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii make I continue....

They just took me all

I had a female friend, her name was chidera....
Chidera was cute, short,she had dimples and also dark in complexion.....she was madly beautiful ...

One day, she came to my house..
That's was her first time sha..
I welcome her very nicely..
I acted like a humble lad,I mean didn't dare touching her.. All those shitty things was avoid cos it's was her first time visiting me....

I had a whot, So I brought it out;we started playing it......
She came around 4pm,so we started playing the whot around 4:45 if I'm not mistaken... when she started feeling boring and felt abnormal didn't know whether she was afraid of me ..

We have spent like 1 hour and 36 minutes playing whots ....
Lucky for us nepa brought light.. omor see Joy naaaaa....she jumped into My bed and started shouting nepa aaaaa...I felt relief cos she now feel at home .... So I switched on some appliances.....booom before I would check My time it's already 6:45pm.....

I was like bestie are you aware that it's getting dark? She asked where is this? I replied My room...she dropped another one what are we ?? I was quiet for a minute racking My shitty brain for an answer...... My Left brain whisper to me "lad" Tell her she is your wife, right brain Tell her she like a sister to you .....

After awhile, I told her your are My wife nowwww; she was amazed ...she was silent for 50 minutes...she won't similing or laughing anymore....I Left confused ....

Before I would realized, she was weeping, she wepts like peter when he denied jesus .......ohh My gosh what might be wrong now....I was never serious about this wife of a thing,I was just kidding sha....

Note I have a girlfriend,I was in a serious relationship; in which if I do a little mistake we will get accident and die but to frankly speaking I love this girl More than My girlfriend

After 50 minutes of silence she said "bestie I love you with All My hearts promise me you never made me regret My decision.....note she also has a boyfriend, let me say for 4 Year's now (in a serious relationship.... for 4 Year's now)

I didn't say anything I was weak, I stood like a drunkard so hopeless and helpless....

Just then My girlfriend called,and told me it's was over between us; I was like be calming down... what's wrong? before I would say that she has already hung her call.....

That's same moment My bestie called her boyfriend and told him... that she was tired of the relationship, and her boyfriend replied her saying... I wanting saying this ever since let's apart ways please....he hung up ....I was like what's a "coincident"

To cut All the saga Short we are happly married now with three kids ...

Morals... you see that your boyfriend where de get bestie (female friend)
I just de laugh you tell him to desist from am ..,.u hear ?

And you, you see that's your girlfriend where de get male bestie de add you....

Just wanting saying that guy's that have female friends (bestie) always have 85% of love for their bestie than their girlfriendsss.......

They same thing is also applicable to girls their male bestie is being given 85% of love than their main boyfriend......

If there's any typing error.... please correct it urself I no be computer.... before you come act as if say u go school pass people where die.....



Na rubbish I wrote read leave me .....

Not only My destiny....they locked everything ...