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Ferrytech:
op you need slap

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On getting to one certain place in the Bush I checked My dick behold and behold it's was a gaint red ant ...i got it' off me, find a little leaf and cover my stuff well then began heading out of the bush...

I sneak to the nearby Bush around My house,i over Heard people shouting, moving in and out of My resident....i moved very fast to My neighbors backyard and get one of My neighbors trouser And put on.

I ran out to the verander to check what was going on, but everyone was running away from me, calling me names,some group of guys ran after me with a Cutlass again.. i say to myself .... My legs run and we ran .....

To be continued

Rickmann:
How far the belle na

don't worry pregnancy gonna Pop up chill

There's this lady that I have been in a relationship with since 2016...
She Is from Port Harcourt (River State)..

She has been a cool, caring, obedient, beautiful and always look so takeaway for me...

I'm staying at abuja with her,she is a nurse; and I'm driver.

So one day we had a little misunderstanding between both of us, before I could realized she has initiated a fight,we fought like "John cena and Big show" we broke some appliances in the house,torn clothes and even got some things burnt .. no one intervene for us...


I tried stoping the fight but she still insist on fighting,she start saying to me,if I don't kill you I won't rest, on hearing that I ran away to the nearby Bush...

She chased me with a Cutlass and knife,she wanted to stab me..so i ran inside the Bush .. after a while of her chasing me she decided to go back cos I ran as fast and furious...

I stayed in that Bush for 5 hours,i was bleeding a little bit in some parts of My body that's she got injured... So I decided to find a comfortable place and sit,i cut some leaves spray them on the ground nd then sat down nakely... ...

I had to cover My d##K ;Dwith my hands to avoid being bit or stung by an ant .....

Some thoughts ran through My mind so I began reasoning this step by step...i was like what the Bleep!! is wrong with me me? ??why did I even ran away?? I'm I not Man enough to repel her?? is this how she gonna treats me when we finally married?? Does it's mean that women are no longer weaker vessels ?? ;DImagine her chasing some son with a Cutlass!! Why I'm i even staying in this Bush naked?? Does its mean I don't have strength to fight a woman!!, what's if she succeeded cutting me, "will i have died"...?

What if I didn't ran away,would she have stabbed me or cut me with that's Cutlass?? Oh nooo..i must go home but what if she's still hiding somewhere and be waiting for me??..

As All this thoughts were going on in My head, something climb to my dick when I didn't notice and stung me ...i shouted holy ghost and ran deeper into ;Dthe bush,on getting to one....

To be continued

AmancalledGod:
Op just dey catch cruise with us....op mad man will ch9ase u.

tayo4ng:
Carry your cross pls, we have so many matter to attend to already

it's already mine, so I have carried it.

congo4ka:
Fake

; it's not fake!

bukky1994:
Lol the write up dey ok, but tell your uncle say you wan go school make him help you secure admission

my uncle is financially capable

Sharatan:
Op get fresh imagination but his vocabulary and English get k-leg..

Yeah, it's has but you have understood the saga!

EmzyT:
Deal with your life, we are tired of solving stupid issues as this everytime on Nairaland

Make una try dey do giveaway before una drop this yeye problems for us to advice una

i will only do give away if only you can help me out of this mess!!

Lordbinsmar:


Weldone Big Man

yeah

Kirkman:
Op you are a lying liar who lies.

this not lies!!

orisa37:
OK CHAMP. TAKE THEM TO THEIR USEFUL PARENTS WHO MADE THhEM SO.

have heard pal

This op self can detect do me a favor from a above

Let's me kickoff this way!!
It's all started as a joke....
I'm a boy of 18, i stays at abuja with my uncle cos my parents died in car accident including all of my other siblings...
I'm an apprentice,i does fashion and design
and also does a little work in support of Myself cos My uncle wasn't Carter for everything for me...
So being in the struggle, sometimes i always feel down....when thinking of My parents, brothers and sisters have losts....
It's was on this day, let's me say around 6pm when we closed for work..i didn't get home immediately...i sat at the verander of our workshop just relaxing tho, staring at cars, people and stuff like that!! just as i was busy looking at one direction ..the issue of my parents pop up on My mind and i started weeping and going in pains..i was unable to control it so i burst out crying loudly.. it's was getting dark,and I didn't have transport fare to get my self home..i cried My eyes out and i was left heart broken,no One notice it's cos the area was very noisy except the girl that stays opposite to our workshop..
she assist her Mom in selling food,she is a varsity student.. she came to me and asked whats was wrong I lied to her that I lost My money, she then ask me how much it's was I told it's was five thousand naira.... she felt pity for me and Tell me not to cry anymore that's she will get me two thousand naira from her Mom...she Left me to meet her Mom but came back telling me that her Mom told her that she Left all the money she has at home.....
I didn't say anything to her, My head was down.. she ask me of My name i didn't say a word she then came closed to me and sat beside me trying to raise my Head up so I refused carrying !!!
She at last succeeded but left shocked when she Saw that's my eyes were feel with tears... the Next word i could hear from her was what if you sleep in my place then tomorrow morning i give u the money ND you pay home ...i was still silent she said okay! are you hungry??...i replied asap Yeah.she Left and came back with a plate of fried rice and chicken thigh when she left me for the food something in my head tell me to accept going to her house and sleep over then tomorrow i go home...i then ask if her Mom will allow me stay ...she said that her mom is going for nightwork cos she is a nurse...i asked about her Dad she said her dad always come back on weekends and her little sister and brother are at her Aunt place..

I was left relief and also confused cos I just knew her at our workshop nothing else...she even tell me that she gonna invite her friend to come over and stay with them... before then her mom called and told her to pack things cos she going ...her Mom Left.,...
She did that immediately, after that we walked home ....when we arrived she called out her friend juliet to come and meet a visitor...

Her friend rush toward us hugged me firstly before her... she hang her hand around My shoulder...i was a bit nervous but later felt better and also do same to her ....

We move straight to her apartment,i was asked to go take a shower in which I did... she then later took her own... with her friend.....

She came out from the bathroom with her friend singing and shouting ... I was just there thinking about how my uncle will beat the hell out of me ......
Let's me say she was 20 and her friend was 21 ...i suggested this!

I told her I'm feeling sleepy, she gave me her blanket and ask me to sleep on her bed in which I declined...i wanting sleeping on the floor... cos I won't comfortable with sleeping with a girl not to talk of girls.....

She compelled me to sleep on her bed,i later did sha... before I could realized she jumped on me and requested for a small kiss before I slept ...i was just blank cos I have not kissed before....

I told her I don't and I can't do that,she laughed and pinch My cheek.....

Mr boss ;Dslept off and left kids talking and gist All through....

At 12 midnight a heavy rain fell, every where was cold,i myself was shivering and them too....

I woke up to realize I was being centered imagine two girls letting me sleep in the middle.....

Both of them also woke,her friend immediately her friend ask for me to sleep back so that i won't feel this cold...i told them that I'm already feeling it's, they all shouted WOW!! wow!! WOW!! like an ambulance...

Her friend grab me to her gave me a very forcefully kisses... before I could realized she has pull me down kissing My tummy, every parts of My body...i was a novice in this aspect...
So question start popping up like this, have you heard sex before I said no.l, did you have a girlfriend I said no!!. Before I would realize the rest was history....

Normally that's was My first sex experience...with two people ...my very first in My lifetime...

Morning came I was very dizzy and hungry... both of them have woke since 5a.m....preparing food....




2 coming coming

1. Feel at home doesn't mean you should enter my kitchen do amala, warm soup and remove two meat. Economy is bad oo

2. My sister if you want to marry, marry a man with a good surname
Which one is Mrs Kate Onuihe

3. Don't lose yourself trying to impress us on social media, we are not your real friends and we don't care.


4. Learn to snatch people's partners......... Some are not happy in their relationship..*
*Rescue someone today. Am available to rescue anyone ohh*

5. Those studying Pharmacy, Nursing and Medicine. Please at what stage do they teach you people bad handwriting?


6. Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) Ill be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didnt Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!*


7. Each time I bring food or snacks home, I don't know why my siblings look at me as if we are related.

8. Gone are the days when lovers celebrate love under mango tree,now na for shawarma joints

9. Witchcraft is Real*
_My friend was telling me how good his girlfriend is in bed_
*I accidentally said "I KNOW"*


10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN THIS GROUP is it
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology

Cooooommmmmon

Anticipating 2-1 in this match :

It's now 1vs 1 .....i think it's gonna be 2-1 in favour super eagle's

This your God indeed is a God wonders

DryMouth:
Sharrap

To be very sincerely honest in My humble opinion without being sentimental of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in My mind and without lies,to the actual Truth with My clear open mind and clean heart,expressing whatever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say for a long time because I was nervous.
But today,by gathering all the courage and the motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say.....

donbachi:
Vaseline(familiar) with masturbation.

isaiah4life:
Nice meeting you vaseline (familia) mate.

My own don finish oooo. Waybill your own for me.

I'm gonna do that for you now...

When it's change from...."GOOD NIGHT MY LOVE" .....

TO....

"Sorry I slept off" .... The relationship, relationcar, relationbus, relationtrain, relationbike, and so on..... Don get accident be that, so na to check who go survive the accident....

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Gentlerespect76:
Foreign boy ( Ghana pikin) claiming rubbish on a Nigerian platform.

imma Nigerian

ouzo1:
If person offer u Ice next time abeg refuse.

I won't