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EzegeNdiigbo:
Then quit

I can't now

biggy00000:
Ibo la Tu jasi bayi

please break it down

I got into relationship with amina,at 20th,anita at 20 years 6 month, 6 months interval then later......
I go for cynthia, favour, Janet and dorathy ...at My 21..,..

Later jennifer and nora.... ....

You know what all of them does different things entirely ...I love them All now the problem is who to get married to now is My main problem.....


What they does in ..all ...

1 ....Amina can't cook but she's beautiful..... fashionable...she has money..... cos she's working as a nurse...in one hospital like that... but very stingy only... like sex... that's all...



2 Anita..... can't cook, she's a runs girl... I'm aware of this shit.she have money,car and a house.... but she's not beautiful... but she get yansh nowwww ....... come get body add...she spent money on me extravagantly........ guess what she got me an iphone 13 ... just confused cos she is suffering from asthma...

3 Cynthia is a a single mother of one....she is an illiterate sha, but she loved me like her son... she's fully committed to the relationship ... she can't speak good english And can't write very well.... she has a steady business.... that give her money almost every day....

4 Favour.....is a student..... this one de come my friend house....she no no my house.... but she is beautiful omor see yansh nowwww

5 ..... Janet is a student, and a poor girl in which her dad and mom has died ...I support her financially on her education activities....she never visited me before but I love over and over again More than others.....

6 ...... dorathy is running her NYSC program....

7 jennifer is ..... working in abroad ... don't know much about her but she love me die

Finally 8. ...Nora this one is a teacher and she is older than i ...i mean a Gap of 12 years .. but yansh she get, beauty, dark in complexion...etc...I love this one sha...she wants us to get married soon...I will run away....


If I do mistake for My explanation flog me now.... but I need an advice thanks All

Ekejoestar:
Another episode of tales that never happened by Mr lie lie Mohammed

I'm not lai mohammed now :- :-

Jeon:
CUT YOUR LONG STORY SHORT.
RUN TO ANY MEDICAL QUARTERS FOR PROPER CHECK UP BEFORE TIME RUN OUT.

thank you ....

Mooh247:



We know you are lying... Mr aspiring Lie Mohammed

But on a serious note, head to an health centre to get preventive drugs since it's not up to 24 hours after exposure


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cos this country is funny right?? asking for some one sha
Thanks you

I invited this girl to My resident... without wasting of much time....she came on exact time...I didn't have any food in the house so I gave her money to cook.....


Asaply she finished cooking, it's was rice sha....I ate it to My satisfaction cos I was about to go for a marathon race.....


So Asaply again I finished eati ;Dng ... guess what we took a bath together.....

After bathing,we moved to the bed room....asap.... starting ki$$ing And All those stuff ....... after some minutes of kissing... and other stuff ....

We were about starting the stuff....I mean normal doings....I asked her to wait let's me get My condom...she declined telling me she doesn't like it to be used in her

I was like okay let's continue, when I remembered that H
I .V ...And aids is real ...I forced My self to go And take it but she said she will just go if I try that

You know The spirit now, I started swimming, I got drunk, The firsts Time but I tried to be swimming again.....up to 5times

Immediately the swimming ....she hurried out of My room telling me she forgot to take her H. I. V .... pills... whatever if na drugs I no no .....

I just fainted, just woke up now ... please I need an explanation cos I didn't understand what she was saying please help son of Adam here...

phreshraphael:
Am new here,
hope am welcome

yo

Cardealer2021:
Craze people full nairaland

phreshraphael:
Bro you are real a strong man
I am expecting more of your stuffs

Thank youuuu..awnn

Cardealer2021:
All these because I want dey relationship
I prefer to be broke and single

you gad to do it ... it will make her to ;Dlove you

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are a clown..same you who narrated some hilarious story about your girlfriend passing out..here you are with this again..

You never completed the other one tho..

I'm working on them I will complete all by weekend.... I'm sorry nowwww

headbasher96:
so all u mentioned above cost more than a kidney that goes for 15,000,000.

Oga leave mediocrity maybe its other african countries u are refering to because average naija babe wey i know after doing all this thing she go use gonorrhea pay u back flowing from experience though

normally you suppose de go for test with ur partner every two months now...if you haven't done this, always try and do it forget say you de broke....

paulolee:
make I learn tips bcoz wen it comes to girls n relationship, I would always keep playing broke bcoz dm no worth am atall

Blunttruth:
One who can tell all you tell her is b.u.l.l.s.h.i t.

your description is just cool

My name is diza, I had a friend name...xiza,xiza he was my main lad,we ball together...we shares the same apartment...and even bae when we do hookup .....

So one day, you know we were working as a security men at one of the best hotel in town..

I went for work that day alone without my friend cos he was ill... but didn't know whether he was pretending to be ill to skip work who knows ...when I got to my duty Post alone.... I was felt lonely cos my gist partner was not there with me.....

I started working lazily, I became bored and got moody....we normally close by 6pm.... but today I anticipate closing by 4pm cos I was hungry and angry, you know an angry Man is an hungry Man.,. also an angry Man is an hungry Man..

It's was exactly 1pm, when I got a call from one of our worker in that hotel, she was a cook there .... she looks so calm,honest,sexy, beautiful,she had Pink lips bigger a$$ ... flat tummy, pointed nose, she was Short in height and dark in complexity....

She called and ask if I have taken my launch, I told her that I haven't,she said why,i told her I didn't have money to buy food ....

She was like,whatttt? BBY tell me you are kidding cos I don't believe.... you.... hearing her called me BBY, I change my mood :Dimmediately... she even made me satisfied both spiritual,phiscally,mentally and otherwise I felt a breeze of love from her... you know what...I have been in state of greeting this lady for two months, she didn't notice my green light nor talk to me when we done share pleasantries ... some times she doesn't always answer my greetings but you know what I keep on greeting her.... omor she was beautiful ...I no fit resist her... she be de intimidating

I felt as if I was on top of the world...when she called me baby.... that's was my first time she called me BBY.... other days she always call me oga,my guy, mAh Man, oga security in which I was very upset it.....sha I kept greeting her..


I told her that I have taken my launch, that I was kidding sha...she said okay but I was ...amazed where she got my contact.... women sha... with their forming Life ..she asked me of the kind of food I ate.... i told her... let's me be candid with you....I haven't eaten since morning... I just felt satisfied with everything cos you called me ....she was like awwwwwnnnnnññnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... BBY you making me to blush ..I said blush for me ...cos you my own lover (didn't know when this came out of my mouth... guess what she say ....she said did you know what,and replied no.... she said I love you i hanged up the call, switch off my phone....and began shouting .... laughing like a mad man).....


I go continue calm down make I call my wife I'm hungry

Blunttruth:
Rubbish, you don't need to lie because you are broke and you don't feel any of the things stated above. Actions speak louder than words. One day your actions will show you are just doing lip service. A smart girl will know.

can you describe a smart girl for me??

Jayrockk:
She belongs to the street

not at all, she belong to the sugar daddies

headbasher96:
[b][/b]all the things u list there without the money is still of no use person cut kidney give them still dump am so i no see hw this your list go work

it's will work out, just try them.

Olunmercy56:
I don't know the meaning of broke man.

okay lad, hope you feel well soon

1 this might sound silly but it's very true go do research or you ask your grandma boyfriend ....
You will always have a spontaneous erection.... ...and your left breast will always inch you for 2 minutes or it's feels


2
You will always feel shy, think shitty things in your mind, get angry uncontrollably ..and you always forget so quickly cos.... someone else is knacking your main sense out somewhere ......

chatinent:
You mah no even know say you bi deputy boyfriend.

you aren't ...

Olunmercy56:
broke?

yo

They spent time with their girls indoors...telling them stories, touching them, kissing, spanking their ass, playing games, sucking their breasts, massaging them, bathing them like babies, feeding them like babies, cleaning their bombom when they finish defecating, watching their clothes from them, mostly telling them that you love her and can die for her


2
This might sound crazy but facts,if you can knack well,I mean Making her go mad on bed ... making her moan,scream, forgetting[color=#990000][/color] about their parents during the race ...she will love you no matter how broke you are

3
Tell her you are my world,my life,my everything cos you are broke... tell her you love her more than yourself, that you love her more than your parents ;.......

4
Always tell her how she can catch you if you cheat on her .. tell her that she always make you get Hot when she touches your clothes,..


5
Always wear her clothes,cos your wanna make her love you,teach her how to attract sugar daddy, always Carry her on back when going ... somewhere, never you look at other girls a$$, thank you for reading

6
Lastly tell her you will die when she dies that will make love till you die

Crimpsy:
Op, u are suffering from

Oedipus complex

Don't be like Oedipus who killed Laius because of Jacosta

Part 3....
He ran as fast as the shadow.......
During this his marathon race,he was unable to hear nor remember what he was last attempted doing....cos fear took over him....

After some minutes of running,he noticed that they dog was no More chasing him....

He stopped and turned back but nothing was there....he stood there so tired And dummy

As he was still standing....he Heard a strange voice talking to him... saying...... My beloved son I loved you and you didn't Love your self....why did you impregnated your blood sister..... just then The voice Left him.... Everything flashed back,he remembered how he came about to this location he is standing...

He was worried about his girlfriend, (pregnant)
But couldn't do anything cos it's was late neither for him to run home or to find a little place in The Bush and hide till next morning....so many thoughts ran through his mind... So at last he decided to spend the rest of the night in the Bush....he wasn't aware when he slept off .......


Immediately he was fast asleep....he had this "dream"i'm about to narrate....(Dennis My beloved son, you know life are not So predictable as It was, when I was alive .....

I'm your mother chubbi, I had only both of you guy's before I fell ill ,they was no money for me to treat myself... so they elders advice
your dad to sale you and your sister... they one that's pregnant for you..is your blood sister.... immediately he Heard that in the dream world he woke up ...here on Earth......he shouted.. ohh My dear girlfriend.. ....

Continue reading drop-in soon

azammi:
Okon I still de wait o

be waiting I will drop the full saga...I de work abeg

Totilopussylick:
But this joke ain't funny enough

it's aren't funny but you will have feelings for your grandma one day

Johnnycastro18:
You dont mean it

whizzbaale:
Bom.bas.tic element

element with the most atomic number

azammi:
Oya na continue

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