Olunmercy56:


I don't know the meaning of broke man.

okay lad, hope you feel well soon

1 this might sound silly but it's very true go do research or you ask your grandma boyfriend ....
You will always have a spontaneous erection.... ...and your left breast will always inch you for 2 minutes or it's feels


2
You will always feel shy, think shitty things in your mind, get angry uncontrollably ..and you always forget so quickly cos.... someone else is knacking your main sense out somewhere ......

chatinent:
You mah no even know say you bi deputy boyfriend.

you aren't ...

Olunmercy56:
broke?

yo

They spent time with their girls indoors...telling them stories, touching them, kissing, spanking their ass, playing games, sucking their breasts, massaging them, bathing them like babies, feeding them like babies, cleaning their bombom when they finish defecating, watching their clothes from them, mostly telling them that you love her and can die for her


2
This might sound crazy but facts,if you can knack well,I mean Making her go mad on bed ... making her moan,scream, forgetting[color=#990000][/color] about their parents during the race ...she will love you no matter how broke you are

3
Tell her you are my world,my life,my everything cos you are broke... tell her you love her more than yourself, that you love her more than your parents ;.......

4
Always tell her how she can catch you if you cheat on her .. tell her that she always make you get Hot when she touches your clothes,..


5
Always wear her clothes,cos your wanna make her love you,teach her how to attract sugar daddy, always Carry her on back when going ... somewhere, never you look at other girls a$$, thank you for reading

6
Lastly tell her you will die when she dies that will make love till you die

Crimpsy:
Op, u are suffering from

Oedipus complex

Don't be like Oedipus who killed Laius because of Jacosta

Part 3....
He ran as fast as the shadow.......
During this his marathon race,he was unable to hear nor remember what he was last attempted doing....cos fear took over him....

After some minutes of running,he noticed that they dog was no More chasing him....

He stopped and turned back but nothing was there....he stood there so tired And dummy

As he was still standing....he Heard a strange voice talking to him... saying...... My beloved son I loved you and you didn't Love your self....why did you impregnated your blood sister..... just then The voice Left him.... Everything flashed back,he remembered how he came about to this location he is standing...

He was worried about his girlfriend, (pregnant)
But couldn't do anything cos it's was late neither for him to run home or to find a little place in The Bush and hide till next morning....so many thoughts ran through his mind... So at last he decided to spend the rest of the night in the Bush....he wasn't aware when he slept off .......


Immediately he was fast asleep....he had this "dream"i'm about to narrate....(Dennis My beloved son, you know life are not So predictable as It was, when I was alive .....

I'm your mother chubbi, I had only both of you guy's before I fell ill ,they was no money for me to treat myself... so they elders advice
your dad to sale you and your sister... they one that's pregnant for you..is your blood sister.... immediately he Heard that in the dream world he woke up ...here on Earth......he shouted.. ohh My dear girlfriend.. ....

Continue reading drop-in soon

azammi:
Okon I still de wait o

be waiting I will drop the full saga...I de work abeg

Uzomacharles:
All these meth Boys....

Totilopussylick:
But this joke ain't funny enough

it's aren't funny but you will have feelings for your grandma one day

Johnnycastro18:
You dont mean it

whizzbaale:


Bom.bas.tic element

element with the most atomic number

azammi:
Oya na continue

noticed

Youngxx:
Abeg no need to continue....

ok noticed

oilmane:



I can only say hi to you getting a new job or a side hustle, you see who day feed you, house you and cater for all your bill you come sit down, hands up day proudly day do 8k a month jab? God go bless that pastor, u b really destiny killer to that babe.

but I'm hearts broken now

HYDEEE:
The pastor saved an innocent life
Bros be don turn parasite, he wan suck the small change the girl get.

swears

azammi:
Just say hi make we know how the story go no be to de conclude

check down here

Part 2

I felt relief when My neighbor came to me ....
This neighbour of ours is of 23 years of age... she knew My girlfriend very well ... sometimes they always go out together.... when she came to me, I was acting as if nothing was wrong..... but to My greatest surprise.. she was aware of what just happened...she started by saying .... you know Dennis....I have Heard what My ears couldn't bear any longer.... I forgot to tell you My name.... My name is Dennis, a 26 Year Old Man from sapele....

She continue by asking me this... Dennis are
you truly, what your girlfriend said you are? I said NO!!.. tears fell off her beautiful face,she wept for me...we went inside my room And sat down on My bed...she was still weeping...I told her I was fine that she should stop that...cos I have a fragile hearts I might join her crying too ... ... I had no chairs cos My girlfriend picked them with her....... after I was done comforting her,she didn't say any word for a while .....next thing that came out of her mouth was .... Dennis kiss me And feel relief ... I'm here to stay forever with you....no matter what you facing And how broken you are....I still love you.... promise me that you are not going to leave me.... alone wen I give My hearts to you... while this shitty talk was going on ....boomm Satan jumped inside they started kissing ....my broke guy forgot he was hearts broken before..he just fell in within a twinkle of an eye.....

To cut the saga off, they do The do and do the do.... hope it's cleared....

No One noticed their New relationship... boomm aunty became pregnant...she told Dennis about it ... Dennis was confused, he went astray ....

One night he sneaked out of his room with a rope to end his life .... unlucky for him wen he was trying to hang himself...a dog from no where attacked him... ;Dhe was scared And he ran away.....

Should I continue?

Skyfornia:
Not even funny

noticed :-

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram yes MAN!


WTF MAN!

Dickson178:
Them don lock leader of tomorrow for coke bottle

help me out please

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


U get LUCK sey dis 1 FUNNY!


because I don de LOAD BULLET 4 my KALA, Na to come LOCATE u fas fas and BLAST BLAST ur left leg but dis 1 FUNNY..


so make I remove my BULLET b4 I use LAFF take BLAST PESIN left leg for my STREET here..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

smiles ... this one just cracked u up right?

azammi:
Hi.

Please continue.

follow up still going

pyro62:
Change your plug. Your dealer is selling trash now

YeyeGbami:

ukaface:
Smh

shake your head very well

Healthrelatedjo:
Omo dt pastor must collect o

im go collect

Listen to me very well, Hope you are aware that thing's are very hard nowadays....



This is how you will start, first of all ask your self this question can I make this kinda amount in a week..

if Yes, you are right...

If No you are right .....

If you say that the amount is very huge to be earn in a week you are right...


If you said it's very small, you right...


No listen to me very well in as much as you work hard in this life ....

You know The world is just a temporary place for us to so think Big and win Big....



Now go back to the first sentence and check what you see, and what I mean... when you are done checking...pinch yourself,touch your Head,ears,hair in your nose,then try sneezing.... when you are trying to do this .... always have in mind that you will have money...... now go down










































Be patience you get there soon..
























Was there any traffic on the road today? If no continue going down...if Yes you go up before you come down.... now go down....

































Go and hustle hard and pray to God for financial breakthrough..... stop looking for how make millions like that in a week......e shock you ba
.. just go down go see am























Amen Amen Amen go up you ... won't understand this business thank you

TheRealOwner:
Episode 18 of stories that never happened.

Watch out for part 2

[quote author=EmptyGarden post=111133632]You dey speak sha... Abeg no vex, no continue.[/quot

Noticed

obedugo:
Boring and dry

Funny Man

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na who be d useless MANCHI wey drop dis Post here..


Make Una no Make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 here ooo!


WTF MAN!

be calming down now