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Never be in a relationship with a girl/lady/Mom/sugar Mom and what ever....

Whose father/daddy/papa/baba....



Is a NATIVE DOCTOR ...cos I'm just Lost right now.....


Just wait let's me be out of this bottle of Coke I will explain to you.....

So boring it's not even funny self :-

I have worked hard,harder and hardest but couldn't make it...

I lied to Myself that I will buy a benz this year but look at me now,,, I can't even walk with My legs not to talk of spending money on My girlfriend cos I'm a mugu money spender...

Cos of this My girlfriend left me for sugar daddy but we are still in connecting with each other...

She told me it is over between us 8 months...ago.. .

I felt so worried...I mean I went astray cos she Left me not only hearts broken but financially broken...

I vowed to commit suicide but guess what I committed The suicide and I'm Dead right away... posting here from the other world....

Thanks for wasting your time to read this... na weed I just smoke finish... So I talk say make i Post my story small....

Exactly... but if you have laughed or smile your mad...

But you have wasted a bit of time right??

That's why I said it's aren't funny

70 year's old man

You can't Buy a gown if you don't have a balcony,where will you stand??

You give someone a lift at night and. You hear them say "how much does this ghost pay you"

The pain of washing your face without beards is like you washing a plate

Never say I love you bby to me, just tell me that you will die when I die

How much is iphone 13 that's I can't afford if not that My five thousand naira was stolen by My landlord

When I'm married giving me sex is sure anytime, anywhere even when you are in church.. I will just come to you and whisper to your ear bby ... I'm Hot let's do it here before I rape My pastor's wife

If you are tired in this life, just rest get married begot kids then transfer the suffering spirit to them tell them life's still continue

I wanting getting married soon but since russians have invaded ukraine ....I cancelled the marriage cos I wanted to get married to Nigerianrussians

She was like tell about yourself...
I=okay My name is okon,I walked at night,I love chubby,slim,fat and short bae.....is we cleared...she said I broke up her

Abeg de find food chop before you comot for house,i Don de too unfortunately this.... day's imagine carrying unconscious people any where I go

Baby I love with All My hearts, you are My lungs, My liver, blood, My everything...now e don reach to give me breast make I suck, you talk say your breasts milk Don finish,,turn your breasts jare I go bite am commot My milk

I'm newly here ooo

See don't try laughing or smiling cos none funny

Please some one should help me out of this mess..

I bought a phone,I won't mention the brand here...

I bought it last year december this month I think should make it 4 months plus....

It's developed some kinda of issue that I regret ever buying it

So right now the phone has a spinal cord and kindey problem..... someone should me help out thank you

I went to school late one day, cos I was I slept lately last night.. (forget how I'm writing this shit so shitty) just mind your business)

Never mind what I did that's make me slept So late last night just mind your business okay ....

This country is so hard before I invade your life just like how russians invaded ukraine..

my name is "ifnoting"

I got to the back of my classroom and I pee through the window...

Behold and behold My English teacher was there ?

Immediately I look back again I jam My headmaster......

I was like good morning Sir ;Dmorning Sir ... without him saying anything

He asked me if I just came nd I said to him no caming noun just before we came...

Immediately My Head master struck me with a Big stick on My Head ....I scream his name baba timothy why naaaa .

I was pushed to My class, immediately I got ...in...

My english teacher was shocked cos he haven't seen me before in his class but I knew him....

My teacher was like who are you?
Me: I'm a student primary one c,

My name is ifnoting or you can call me Timothy.. The teacher scream ... Timothy eeeee ......

I said yo dude,u can say that again

Thank you for wasting your time reading this rubbish.. .... I so much appreciate, hope is funny ahb you want to hear peoples story Shea.... better mind your business

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy go down you,
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Scommon gettat where are you going to

Go down again I'm sorry about that scommon I have said, you know you must

Go down please ssssssss you will enjoy this gist
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Hey stoppppppp!!! go back to where you came ..... from
I'm newly here hope My madness is welcome

[color=#990000][/color] there's this gurl,I knew then in highschool;tho we were not friends I mean like being closed..
She always
Have the habits of invading My school bag just like russians invading ukraine, when I'm not around....we were in primary 6 then...
She was cute,short and dark in complexity than I
So when we were about writing our final exams...
on that's fate day,I went to without having My breakfast cos of exams tension..I had no appetite for food so I went there with no money...

I got to the exams center early
I was so astonish cos I saw no candidate there
So a voice in My Head spoke to me Saying hey boy walk around this building you will see your fellow candidate reading somewhere
Immediately I heard that voice, I felt happy but wasn't aware if my head was doing the right thing
I began moving from One point to another...
I came to a point where I was terrify, cos a strange noise was coming out from somewhere...

I was a little bit in shocked, cos it's was obvious that I will not hear any sound or humans voices in this particular arena...

I began to tiptoe towards where the sound was coming from, ...fear got me...

As I was going slowly,I Heard a cracked but wasn't sure where it's came from I stopped...

I stood still for 4 minutes, suddenly to me I felt a Cold hand's around My eye's from my back...

Oh My "gosh" I shouted but the person says I should guess who exactly she was

I felt relief cos I Heard a voice of a girl so soft that I was praying for this kinda thing to last forev ;Der...I mean her hands were soft like agege bread..

Immediately those thoughts ran through My mind and evacuate ...

She freed My eye's behold it's was the girl that used to invade my school bag...

I didn't say a word cos I was shy,she held me with her hands...

Without wasting much time, she asked me a question that almost made me to forget what I read at home... daniel, have you ever been in love.. have you ever wondered why I always invade your school bag just like russians invading ukraine ??

I was speechless for 5 minutes, before I would realized she has kissed innocent me

To be continued


I felt her warm lips on My wet lips ....I was not here on earth any more cos that's was My first time going to heaven .... didn't know a kiss can make me breath like a chicken....we continue this for a period 8 to 18 minutes....

Before I would realized I was on ground but didn't know how it's happens

A voice came to me saying son of Man today was your final exams.....get you and leave...

Immediately The voice was gone she held My hand and I stood up.....

Guess what?? I started crying like a baby I didn't even know why I was crying

She speaks to My ear, "daniel" I Love you...stop crying so that.. you won't make me join you and be crying.....

She hugged me so tight,but she older me

She tease me with sweet words, but I was still crying before I Know she join me in the crying section



To be continued