₦airaland Forum

Look at dis fool @op are u not aware dat using fone in d fillin station can cause fire explosion......d defeat of gej will stil put u into trouble

chai ubara chisos gini

we cry for peace,we cry for love.....god bless nigeria no more shading of blood lot of precious lives hv bin lost in the name of politics pls lets not be fool again by dis blood drinkers.one love nigeria.

som pple dey sleep for dis nairaland oooo

i was in da plane......



german blood money in d makin....



i say i was in da plane

missclasssy:
Op please take shekini away from that list, thats a last year's banger

That been said, I just want to add that I don't give a fvck about most Nigeria Music. It lacks substance

What most Nigerian musicians do is just input wack lyrics on nice beats
I only listen to Nigerian music in parties or bars

whiles u r hating nigeria music other countries r embrasin it with passion, if u knw hw other country wish to hv dis kindda of musician comin frm their country i bet u wil be proud comin frm naija,am not in nigeria rit nw dat should tell u clearly dat i knw wat am sayin....so stop hatin n be proud n encourage d best frm ur nation nigeria.

jus giv him a blowjoob

Adyrin:
Super eagles abi Nigeria moni!!!

loool all na d same

see dem with money...super eaglez money keshie dey chop amm yanmayanma

Richie0974:
Igbo kwenu..

iyaaaaaaaa

it marvels me alot well congrat, wait ooo did he learn it in school or his father or uncle taught him because dat age hmmm abi he dey fly dey jump classes

zigger:
don't minding dem my dear, u re nt English failure

i alsoing likingmently speakings correctins englishin

abeg mek anyblogger help me spread dis one for net"cynthia morgan has a viiirgina job"so she could show us d pics of her viiiirgina wen she was 17.....small girls in d industry

olaxco2f:
Where's rokiatu na!

who do dis to u
it shall not be well with that person.emegiyeme!!!

girl:do u really love me?

me:no i really hate u.

kenonze:
Gone are those days when informative and educative threads hits Front Page.
There are so many threads if such value beagging?

NL OP are on weed

my guy dis place is not for u....all work and no play meks jack a dull boy,too much of educative thread meks nairaland boring so if u cant cope,u can close ur account.no harm!

Dreyl:
She can't compete with omosexy.

anoda new born baby
huuh!! wat r u sayin

rokiatu:
Infatuation. She's really pretty thou.

rokiatu dat ur butts is a fake one,show us ur naked butts with notin coverin it or idonbilivit.....oya mek me a liar

government teacher:hw many presidents do we have in the world?

Student:we have two presidents in the world .


government teacher:name them.


students:goodluck ebele jonathan and the rest.


government teacher:correct for 100marks.


gej till 2019..die hard fan!!

na so one babe lyk dat forget her phone lyk dat for my papas shop luckly for me i found it n unluckly for her she did not code her file, i come balance wella come dey watch,i saw an eyesaw dat very day my joystick charge wella ,but b4 i could glance more of the pics the fine gal pop in,i quickly switch n gave her the fone bak,she was gazin bad at me until her eyes catch my charged joystick.....look at wot jus come of my mouth as she was abt to go 'sister i no no say u be porn star oo'

am sure u r not framin dis story,
are u sure u r not d person dat sleep with ur frnds mom or ur frnd sleep with ur mom..chai chai tell us the truth now ooo mek we find beta advice give u.

hmnmmm in her next world

naijaboiy:
Yes!

Even here on NL.

A girl makes a post as stupid as a dot "." and a guy will still quote her and say "nice post"

I mean like wtf

and afta 5mins u will see 159likes,if na only me wey be guy for dis nairaland girls don suffer

they will soon come back to nigeria and still have jonathan as their presido ,they should stop wasting their time n money on old buharrrrri shiiiiiit

abeg can someone explain the first paragraph for me...imagine just finish readin but can't get anything into this my komkom head....only igbo and chukwu is the only thing i can boast of to understand.

aahhh wetin i dey for here sef...i no be woman.....

this pple behaviour will mek god to be very confuse on the judgement day on wer to put dem betwn heaven n hell.....
but i tank god for the lyf of nigerians no matter hw bad n wayward the r they always giv god his respect in terms of christianity.nigerians knws hw to worship god.

school na bastard.....if afta all dis struggles u will stil be a graduate without a work, if say dem dey go prison for dis kind tin i for dey serve my five years for prison by now....
.mathematics na seniour bastard......

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

chai guy u try too much come tek hand shake

RickRichards:
What does this woman do for a living, anyway?

i know her she is a porn star

ok d vaseline crew mek i see una, but dose of u above me wen u dey do d tin wid ur joystick i dey drink garri frm below mek dat tin no pour for my garri i no nid milk

my bb do cat style to keep me wid her.