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HellVictorinho6:
Itz become a lot more difficult 2 get water here


The issue of where 2 charge my phone has become dangerous 2 my brain


The only 2 pairs of trousers av got need replacement



There are many other things disturbing my health


I may drop dead at anytime soon


Theres a limit 2 what i can survive or manage





Am barely alive now


Where i die wont matter anyways



Whenever i go

Whatever 2 be saying

you are free, breathing fresh air,pissing wereever you like and you are complaining about Life,I spent 3 months in remand prison custody and understood that freedom is the greatest asset,go and find a niche and fix yourself Mr man

Akpabio22:
90 percent of hookup girls clean pass your girlfriend. Olosho from 40k upward no be dirty runs girl. Na Dem get the real vibes I'm never scared of knacking raw olosho from 40k upward. And who told you that your very girlfriend is not a coded olosho

so money is now the template to judge and verify a pussy infection free,maybe because I am from imo state that makes the payment of #40k per pussy per round sounds silly,I can give my babe such to buy stuffs but I can't do that with a random prostitute for transactional sex,why will I even pay a prostitute for sex?when there are much beautiful normal women to select from

lonelydora:
Imagine!

So, Enugu State Government House is basically saying they want the power for free.

If I am the EEDC manager, they won't see power for nothing like 6 months.

eedc should just disconnect the whole of enugu state let's see what will happen

parcydrix:
Okafor's law would not work if the Congo was not shined properly.
If you run your matters well she can travel from anywhere to come and collect prick

also if you are stagnant in life and not a high value man it may not work

Dexy4yah:
I saw a guy that i know, a guy that i respect having some fracas with a hookup girl in front of his house, this dude knack her raw and he didn't complete the payment as agreed between them.
She was shouting you knack me raw and you no wan complete my money...say wetin happen.

It was the intervention of her friends she called that made him to complete the payment. 40k

for a sane man to go raw with a hookup girl still beats my imagination...dammnnn

even to pay a prostitute #40k per round is irresponsible and inflated,I don't see the reason a public dump toilet should be so valued

woojin:
guys pray for me to die peacefully, i am tired but i am so coward to commit suicide. i cant be going like this watching my mates my friends getting married and buying properties while to just eat na wahala for me. i am down with a fever since 2days ago and i have not take any drug to cure it due to poverty. i am unfortunate in this life i gave up, even children younger than me are doing better than me, who ever casted the poverty spell on me is very wicked. pray for me to die i give up about life but i cant commit suicide i am coward. i dont have time to explain my predicament i am just unlucky in life the friends i grew up my close friends when we were child those that went to school and those who didnt all of them are doing better than me they are all heading to success path while its obvious my life is south no sign of improvement i am tired

nobody casted any curse on you,you are the cause of your problems when you shift the blame to another phantom person,if you cannot yet accept that you are the reason of your predicament then you are yet to start the journey of self improvement,luck is knowing what to leave to chance and opportunity and good fortune comes to those that merits it and are ready for it,don't have the false impression that you have tried enough,you have not simply tried your best,if you are still a coward to contemplate suicide,know that there are also advantages in ones demise,projects can be left unfinished,debts and obligations are forgotten,stress of living in naija is no more,enemies are permanently avoided infact people that have nothing good to say about you may spare a word or two of sympathy at your passing

Natural2Heal:
Sports Betting is for men with NO future ambitions. Lowlifes. It will destroy your life, make you poor and in debt.

Quit Now

don't be a joy killer,this is a legitimate hustle for matured adults,even during the ancient days there was gambling,,let them destroy their life in peace

kettykin:
If this is ogidi , then ogidi is almost at par with some state capitals.

I am really fascinated with this level of development of ogidi without much noise ...

Ogidi really has people

ogidi has boundary with onitsha,that why you see those multi storied buildings,the new building materials market is in ogidi

Melagros:
COMRADES, this is one of the news stories trending on social media spaces

Do you think that this man is patriotic or unpatriotic? Some respondents
Like his stand, some are angry/show disapproval, some are surprised/ speechless, while to some, is funny

this is a very dumb statement from whom I know may not even be a farmer,prices of farm output are determined and set by market forces like the cost of feed,dayold,drugs,linputs,labour ,demand and supply,you cannot wake up one morning and say your crate of egg is #10k,while the market is buying #5k,you and your family will eat the eggs finish

christejames:
This is not acceptable to the South East please, that stat needs to be reduced to a single digit at least...

ebonyi state will contribute 2.5% of the 3%<they need to work more harder on getting children to school,they are really trying no doubt,in my place in imo state it is a taboo not to send your children to school

shortgun:
They should all rot in jail if found guilty

go and jail them chief judge,they will get a good lawyer and will be granted bail after 4-6 months in remand custody

blackjack21:
Do not genderize the beautiful game of chess by your simplistic outlook on life.

All the pieces on the board are not actuality, they are a representation of abstract ideals.

Bringing chess into real life scenarios is incredibly more difficult than playing it on a board, but that is what everyone hope to do; learn on the board and play it in real life.
The moment you start thinking that you’re the king, your queen is your wife… checkmate!

Life is more mysterious than chess.

the game of chess was modelled on the people and office that has power during the middle ages and the intrigues of court life,the bishop,knight,king,queen,pawn,rook,all have their roles and limitations,,it is not a coincidence that the king cannot be killed,God has made man the head of the family before heaven and earth,he can only be checkmated

finallybusy:
Them dey lie again.

i don't doubt any story about women again,no matter how depraved it maybe,I know very well in enugu that girls buy pet dogs to suck their pvssy,that is common,dogs can lick and suck pvssy more than any man,so if you think women cannot desend so low then you still have a lot to learn about them

Kwaramustgoodag:
Hmmmmm. So they marrying themselves inside IDP, or they just fuc*king themselves. Government naming ceremony.

I lived in gboko for several years and believe me this is what the average benue man is good at, is it not a shame that they lacked the balls to organize an armed militia to counterattack this herdsmen,but they prefer to cower under the skirts of women and getting them pregnant as if that is their priority,OH! Men that call themselves men,how can my dick stand when my land is stolen and I am a begger of food,how can I be happy to mount a woman when the mere sight of a naked woman will be like ashes and dust in my mouth when vengeance and revenge is on my mind,who are you to chase a whole Igbo community out of their ancestral land and they will be refugees and they will be watching you ?,the fight that they will see will be the last fight they will ever see,because nobody has monopoly on shedding blood and cutting off heads,we also know how to do that very well.

Melagros:
COMRADES, do you support such form of anti cheating during exams? Could you recommend it for Nigeria?

they are just been dramatic,when we are in the college of agriculture,what they do during exams is to get a big hall for 5000 people and put 500 students in it,on one bench the fellow on your left at 5-6 feet away will be HND1,the fellow in front will be HND2 by your other side ND1 and you will be ND2,they will make sure the closest ND2 student that will share the same question with you will be 20 feet away or 3-4 row away,if you don't know the answer there is no option

ThMysteriousMan:
I swear 😅😅😅

This nairaland na cruise, believe anything you see here at your own peril.

so in your mind you think some things are impossible with women,it means you still have a lot to learn about them,if I even start with the weirdest and craziest encounters with them you may think I am insane.

Nonexisting1:
He negotiated to give them one million naira just for fuccking him from Friday to Monday. Chei, simps have finished us in this country.

don't you think the money was meant to lure them to be killed,the man may even decide to kill them rather than paying

VinnyBaba:
Here you are Right.🙂

Dont know how to Play the Game but I heard It's a Game of defencing one's Territory like an Emperor, Leader or Father would do.

But, I heard that Chess will make you see the True Nature of a Woman.
How true is this please? 🤔🤨

yes it is true with two reasons,(1) the queen is most powerful and can move anywhere without restrictions (2)the queen can be killed by a mere pawn but the king cannot be killed but checkmated,this two realities are the sad truth about women

Proudman1:
Honestly, I keep wondering why people hype people who play chess?

Like exactly what's the point of the hype?

In Nigeria today we have chess tournament in the streets and all sorts of chess geniuses and protege

But What really is the benefits of the game or what makes it special compared to our local ludo, ten-ten, suwé or drafts?

I understand that people tend to feel chess is some kind of brain work or brain boosting stuff.

But most chess world best players that we know never go on to become someone remarkable in their career fields. Instead, they will only go on to play the chess game.

So, what's so special about chess exactly because I'm lost here

chess game is the model medieval set up of battle during the middle ages,with castles rooks,knights,bishops,pawns,king and queen ,it is a high strategy game that is played with advanced planning,this is a game for deep thinkers not like draft or ludo you see idle men playing under the mango tree while drinking satchets of action bitter

Omoawoke:
Hello Nairalanders!

What’s that one secret you will never tell your partner till death?

Infidelity?
Have you done time?
Your true age?

Anything, please share

how can i tell my babe that I am nacking her two junior sisters and her mother,I am not prepared to die,pls

Hadija1a:
if every guy marries the shapy girls, who will marry the slim girls/
if every girl marry a rich guy, who will marry the likes of the plumbers and electricians and the likes of the capenter?
i feel most people need to watch this videos

even the electricians and plumbers are hard to get these days

DaddyRochie1642:
She has been using that long poor carrot to service her kpekus all these while

those white things looks like she even cummed on the long poor carrot

JagabanB:
It's a good thing that there are Yorubàs who don't support Tinubu even tho he's their tribesman, whereas all lgb0s supports the dîsàster called PitObi, and lgb0s wants us the rest of Nigeria to believe they are not tribaIist that the Yorubàs are the tribalist ones.
It's a good thing ur statement acknowledge that fact.

I cannot think or see any reason to call Mr Peter obi a disaster,this man governed a state for 8 years and did not owe salary,pension, gratuity,no supplier or contractor was owned, refurbished all hospitals in anambra state with ambulances,refurbished all schools with boreholes soundproof generators,vsat computers and school buses,built hundreds of kilometers of good roads with drainage and the day he handed over he left the staggering sum of #75 billion naira for the incoming government,and he challenged Nigerians on national television that if anyone can bring proof of money stolen by him or any piece of government land allocated to him that he will stop campaign,up till today nobody has answered that call,even the list the EFCC made of any past governors and the amount they looted his name was not on the list,iit is only tribal bigotry that will make you hate this man.

MindHacker9009:
Only Jesus could save himself by becoming the first human spaceship and has stayed away for two thousand year so that Hamas, ISIS , Iran and Boko Haram cannot touch him.

that is bull shit, nothing can beat the force of Earth's gravitational pull without an energy source that will provide thrust,and we're will he float to?milky way?blackhole?wormhole? or maybe our nearest star which is 300 trillion kilometers away, science has peeled back just a fraction of space and looked 15,000 light years into the multiverse and the fabric of space and it is epic,

jesusjnr2020:
When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself

Then you suddenly realize that your god cannot save you either.

It means you need a new God.

The only God that can save you.

His name is Jesus.

God bless

concentrate on your own religion and leave others to their fate,how do you know your Jesus is a God ?his fellow Jewish brothers and sisters regards him just as another prophet ,and if you don't know that indian Hinduism religion is far older than Jesus Christ and christainity by more than 2000 years,so don't feel comfortable that Jesus Christ is the elder son,many individuals was touched by the light in other regions of the world far before Jesus was born so don't mock other people's believe.

Auxtan:
Why is it very rare to get a girl with the following features all in one;

1. Beautiful
2. Flat tummy
3. Perfect shape
4. Not overweight by anyway
5. With brains and thoughtfulness (akọ)
6. Respectful
7. With good height
8. Done with school
9. God fearing
10. Kind
11. A good cook

Or are we asking for too much?

you are not asking for much but you are looking in the wrong directions

Freshtruth:
I need a man in my life, I will buy you a house, car & also Phone – Lady cries out (A woman posted on TikTok about how she wants a lover and how she would be willing to give him a lot of money if he was the right person.

She stated in the video that if a man is willing to settle down with her, she will buy him an iPhone, a car, and a house.

She underlined that the man needed to be religious and said she wouldn’t really mind if he cheated on her.

https://www./1448587778746962/permalink/3742740292665021/?app=fbl

she will definitely get suitors,many weak men that doesn't want to work will jump at the opportunity

God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeS6YZpssYM

A Ghanaian woman Natalia Nana is trending online for saying she's been meeting and sleeping with random men because sex with her husband is boring

this is a classic example why it is very important to marry close to your tribe or community, if possible were the customs and traditions will be similar,what this woman is saying or doing will not be a taboo in her area,infact it may even be a tribal pastime to be commiting adultery,so if you marry someone with such indoctrination will you expect her to change?in my community in imo state whatever affair a married must have will be conducted with the highest secrecy and confidentiality because any leakage or exposure can result in a traditional cleanse before she can cook for her husband again,even the stigma by other married women alone is something else,what that woman is saying is an abomination and a taboo in my place

Wizzy13:
Yesternite i caught my girlfriend talking to a guy when i was returning from somewhere, after the guy left i asked her what was going on she started acting rude, i angrily left her.
This morning she wanted us to see at her place i went there only for her to tell me to apologize for getting angry, i told her for what reason after u offended me? She started saying all she could outta out. And told me neva to call her or come to her huz.
I left and i have droped a withdrawal letter for her. I can't continue in such sh*t.

if you still think a pvssy is your exclusive property you are wrong it is yours when she is in your house, immediately she steps out the pussy is up for grabs,don't kill yourself over insecurity over what you have no power to change,just knack your pvssy in peace when your turn comes

vybzkartel:
Why would a lady be deliberately be provoking her male boss

As in only do things that will anger her male boss??

What can such a male boss do in such situations??

ignore her,not every question or statement deserves an answer

Kenochi:
I read the article and there is a lot of truth in what was said,I will not bother to bore anybody with my analysis but rather speak on my suggestions to this rising food crises which if not tackled quickly can lead to unrest

I suggest the following measures to be adopted in the short term
1) Importation of food stuff (1 to 12 months)
The Federal Government must open the borders for food to be brought in,staple food like rice,beans and wheat should be brought in quickly
Also Vegetable Oil and possibly frozen chicken and fish should be have tariffs removed
People need to eat and they don't care where it comes from

2) Middle term (1 to 18 months)
The Federal Government should work with stakeholders including state governments,private sector and agricultural and aquaculture cooperatives to secure farmlands from non state actors like bandits and Herdsmen

Allow people to know that they are secured and that they would not be at the mercy of this criminals
This will allow continous sowing and harvesting to be going on all year round

3) Long term
This is where the States and Local Govt have a role to play,they must produce plans and roadmaps for their people
The federal government cannot produce food,it is the job of the states and Local Govt,Land which is material in Agriculture is vested in the states and Local Govt.
Let each state who are willing carve out arable land for interested participants, provide Infrastructure for the farmlands and approach the federal government for low interest rate
Also, individuals should be encouraged to grow food in spaces available to them
My mantra is Buy some, Grow some

People are getting fed up and the time for stories are over,we need an Operation Feed the people now

throwing nigerias borders open to unlimited food importation will rubbish the small progress made in developing local agriculture and stabilization of the naira by less demand of dollar for imports,there is no short term first aid solution for this food crisis now because the president has already made a mistake by removing subsidy and floating the naira without knowing fully well the domino effect,the problem
needs to be tackled head on by an innovative massive agricultural program like the new deal of America that took them out of depression ,cannot our leaders study and replicate such programs?, this is a situation that needs a visionary as a leader,a person that has the ability to see in the future,which sadly we don't have

namqul:
That lady is very wrong in everything.

she refuse to retract and tender an apology online,that is why the case was blown out of proportion,she only wrote a letter of apology but the company demanded it to be on same platform she used to defame them and she refused,if you are the business owner what option else do you have?