₦airaland Forum

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
for those of you who don't understand what happened there, that's diesel engine, there's something called heater plugs that heat the diesel to help combustion, in this bus driver situation, the heater isn't working therefore need some drops of gasoline to suff the engine, for accuracy, he decided to inject the gasoline with needle cos high volume of pms gasoline can create problem. With this system, the engine will start until it switch off again the need to also snuff it again

not only heater plugs can cause that,bad nozzles and injector pump can also cause,in petrol engine with carburetor,a bad floating pin can cause that,and in petrol injection engine a bad fuel pump nozzles and air flow meter can also cause such

1Sharon:
Did you fight back and did you tell anyone? Did you say no?

fight who?a 9-10 yr old boy to fight a 25-30 yr old auntie,,my brother it is not now the world has open eyes then they will just bring Cane and open their legs I will obey,I can't forget the smell of those pvssy and how they moan and twist their buttocks,iI was totally, serially,systematically and comprehensibly abuse for many years by people that I trusted to protect me,,househelps cousins aunties,etc

samwash:
Like the saying "To be a man is not a days' job"
This is one of the sacrifices of a responsible family man.
Cheer up Bro.

Haaahaaaaa!I remember my own time when we are eating one painter of garri at once due to the people in my house,it is my wife that even wanted to chase them but I refused,I wonder if it is now what can I do with garri at #3000k per painter then it was #350 naira,to be a family man is not easy,you don't have the luxury of choice, and sometimes you take decisions you don't like

DiskJokeyManic:
Hmmm because of 1 day celebration?

I really pity for this man because he married the wrong woman,this woman is not his friend and companion,I am really sorry for him,imagine how he will feel that day

ashawopikin:
Absolutely, it always feels great, they have lots of sexual experience and always treat you u with respect, unlike these girl nowadays that always feel they are doing you a favour by having sex with you

depends on type of older women,if you knack a 60-65yr old woman you know there is nothing remotely interesting in that

omoredia:
Stop all the lies. If u do well u will be blessed. There's no stupid thing as fathers blessings u lying thieves.

And don’t address anyone here on earth as ‘Father,’ for only God in heaven is your Father.
Mattew 23:9

so because of a supposed invisible father in the skies will be the reason to disrespect your own biological father?a father in heaven that is promising Ethernet punishment in fire for his children is a sadistic Father

Exousiang01:
How does a burning car reflect car snatching operation?
The way you young people make up stories, if only you wil think of way to make money the same way, would be nice

what the guy said was not far from the truth,a 2015 Camry was set ablaze in front of our farm entrance last year by robbers who snatched it and the tracker stopped the car,they just opened the fuel tank and put fire inside and drove away with their getaway car.the burnt scrap is just sitting there,who knows in this tinubu economy I may be tempted to call iron condemn people and collect money if things continue like this.

[quote author=lavylilly post=130382568][/quote]so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine

ChizzyBuna:
She has been showing me signs for years but out of fear of God. I Neva do anything

We usually compliment each other on how good we look. Today as we are having dinner.
We talk about life in general

Then out of nowhere, after staring at me she asked if cousins having sex is a sin.
Why would she ask such questions??
What was going Tru her mind for her to ask such question.

Should I risk it and tell her my mind?

you are lucky to have been grown up ,if you still a very young boy that your cousin will not waste time to abuse you,when I was growing up it is my very much older cousins that showed me how to suck breast and pussy

Snowx:
Muslims pays seun for thet..what do you think is the reason if not money

I don't think it is only money, Muslims are potential flash points and it will not take much to ignite them,if Islam or Allah is bashed like everybody does Christianity don't be surprised someone will pay seun a visit with a bag of bombs and shouts of allahu akubar.,Islam is a very delicate subject

Automolite:
Op, u nor go understand till the game. That game no easy biko.
-u go calculate multiple scenarios just to make one muv.
-u go must anticipate ur opponent moves
-nothing like fairplay.
-u must make sacrifices
-u must be merciless
-u must be disciplined.
-u must be deceptive
-u must stay focused all through ( I don loose game way I get two queens..till now, I nor understand how).

All in all ..the game is fun but require mental energy .

about that mental energy I have read a research topic on why chess players at a grand masters tournament in Russia are seemily losing weight and thousands of calories everyday while just doing no physical work,it was discovered that they burn 6000 calories daily which is 3 times more than what an a average person uses a day,it shows the game tasks the brain to the limits to consume such energy

helinues:
Hahahah Sepe lifted

as if it was not available everywhere,they banned it in their offices

brazenwalls:
Must you use peak milk, there are other milk brands now.

what people are using now is dry powered soya bean,, survival is a must

udede:
It's not competition at all if you ask me. The economy is the matter .

I don't think competition and economy caused their decline,what fast food chain has outlets around Nigeria to compete with them?when they started declining dollar was still #200-300 naira/$ and a bag of rice was #8-10k,what caused their decline is bad and poor management,UAC the parent company is a colonial company that started with trading in palm oil,the oyibo people left and the management became somehow

Nomerci:
Pls sir help me

if a kind person gives you money today to eat,will he give you tomorrow again,get up on your feet and take your destiny in your own hands,that's why I like my Igbo people,it is almost a taboo for a healthy person to beg in igboland that is why we hustle to the pits of hell to be financially independent, because whoever may give you today will shun you tomorrow

Hollybratt:
See sufferness

greed will play a vital role,let her go an marry a poor 80yr old man,

correctyourself:
The subscription cost is high, again there is no light to watch television even when you subscribe. So, why should we continue to pay?

Except if they agree on pay as you watch.

they could have implemented the pay as you watch it will stop the decline and even entice new customers,how can the average man subscribe with almost cost of half bag of local rice every 30 days

Ezeama400:
Why not blame Peter Obi?

or better let him come and farm in this deadly Nigerian bush,why is he just talking

Hollybratt:
When you attract Poverty
A man came back from work angrily after been sacked by his boss. Unknow to the wife, she welcomed him with series of questions like, "Why did you left home without dropping any money for food? Haven't you eaten on your way to work? and why are you coming by this time? is too early.

Husband got very angry with wife, it resulted to fight. They landed in hospital, no money for treatment, children are hungry at home, Their injuries resulted to serious sickness They can't stand the pain, they ended up selling their belongings, they finally get well but own nothing again but poveryt.



As for you all please , What causes poverty

this is an Interesting observation that I have analysed with my friends for some time now,what I believe to be the root of generational poverty is genetics,most of this families you see with intrenched and inherited poverty has very low IQ,poor sense of judgement,lack of drive and motivation,always superstitious,mostly can't go to school or further due to poor intelligence and knowledge,there are many families that for 100 years has never produced a graduate and will never get one for the next 100 years,the boys end up to be unskilled labourers and the girls have unwanted pregnancies before they turn 17 yrs, dumbness and dullness in human beings are inherited or conditioned by living in close proximity with dumb people, opportunity and good fortune are meant for those who are ready,prepared and worked towards it

HanisahZuwy:
Temptations everywhere!

I'm just being tempted in this Abuja, and I don't want to fall honestly. Somebody please help me. I don't want to give in to these temptations here and there.

The thing is, most men I come in contact with just want to eat my banku, which I don't want. They would want to get down with you before the thought of helping you comes. They're ready to spend the money, but you too go submit. I don't want to tour this path. Even before coming to Abuja, I decided I wasn't going to follow this path. I want to go the legit way. I want to use my body for something legit and not sleeping around.

Please nairalanders, come to my aid! I want to start a farm, where I can farm some little things at least.

I can cook very well different delicacies. Even delicacies from different tribes/ethnic groups in Nigeria, I can cook them.

I can make hair. I can teach one how to read.

I can also teach about sounds ( Phonics/Phonetics). I have some years experience in this.

I can also make your house look good and nice with my hands.
Etc.
Just help me please.
Patronize me.

Please, recommend me to people you know who might need my services.


Right now sef, I'm even tempted to go and start selling roadside fried yam and akara, honestly. But the thing is capital. The capital to do that or anything.

I have few businesses in mind, but the thing is capital to start. That's the main issue. Which was why I wrote the above services that I can render. And if anyone here can/wants to help me, I'll be really grateful.



Just talk to me please. My head wants to burst.


Thanks!

honestly speaking the best asset a woman has is that which makes her a woman,I might be criticized but that is the sad truth,you can use your assets to get capital to start off a business

SoNature:
Nigerians are typically opportunistic, hypocritical and dubious. People who exhibit these devilish tendencies must be tamed.

Things are getting out of hands, so the government should step in and stabilise prices, especially if the increases are artificial.

were will government start when cost of fuel rose from #195 to #800 per liter,a bag of fertilizer from #10k to #50-60k,a satchet of cucumber seed is now #30k,labour day pay was #2500/3000k now is #6000/8000,then the must fight against herdsmen,bandits,policemen and their checkpoints,farmers are really trying in Nigeria

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

if it was me I will prove my innocence by drinking that beer that I opened first

Curious345:
They transfered 80m from.his Aza after they killed him.

if police arrest you and find #80 m in your account you are dead

Goodvibes007:
Man was a coward that year.

do you think it is normal democratic government?the military is in charge and they have a hidden agenda to continue ruling,, actually he was seized when he went for a coffee break during the announcement,will he fight army men holding guns and koboko?I don't see any reason to call him a coward,he really tried to even try to announce the results because he knows the oga don't want that

Energist:
There is a reason why traditional leaders are banished after dethronement. It is to keep peace.

that man is a smouldering keg of gunpowder if he continues to stay in kano,he has shown he is callous enough to burn down the throne along with kano state

YoshihideSuga:
Demand and supply. Everywhere isn't Imo state. Besides, you have written here how your Oga pays hookers up to 300K per night as far back as 2006. So, why is 40K per round suddenly big money to you?

my brother,don't mind me,some men prefer sharp sharp transactions with no strings attached and they pay big bucks that is the reality,but for me transactional sex is a joy killer,just like fvcking a sex doll

Jioki:
Something must be really special about this Chioma

imo women are really special,I will give it to them on that, beautiful, intelligent,educated and knows how to get her man's heart

NSNO:
While the achievement is commendable, 20 is too young an age. Like someone up there said, 30 - 40 years is ideal. She may not be taken seriously in that parliament.

for someone to win such a position is not by chance or luck,this girl is wise and intelligent,she may even had better ideas and impact more than the grey hairs,old age and gray hairs is not and will not symbolize wisdom and intelligence

jeromestarks:
With the way things are getting expensive in Nigeria, you can't afford to waste your money anyhow. You should always purchase the best.

Once you discover that she's not a virgin woman, just fvck your part and let her go When you're tired of her overused pvssy.

It's total foolishness to use your hard-earned money to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who another man fvcked with just two eggs and indomie.

Plus, marrying a woman disvirgined by another man is a sure ticket for training another man's children because she will definitely fvck her ex whenever he shows up to her in the market or on Facebook. Women can't resist the first man who fvcked them.
If you want a peaceful lasting home and children who won't grow up to beat you, marry a woman whom you're the first to fvck her.

the food crisis in Nigeria now is more valid and important than even pussy right now,I don't see the reason for pussy to be more important to the mind numbing cost of food,and for you to advice on marrying a virgin shows you don't even know anything about women,marry the wrong woman virgin ot not you will see hell and your lifespan will be reduced by 10-20%

jmoore:
A woman that sells okpa in our street told my mother this evening that she bought bambara beans used for making okpa at the price 7,500 naira today for a paint. She said okpa 100 naira won't be available again and that the size of 200 naira okpa will be reduced.

maybe you are living in enugu that is why you still see okpa #100,that one na last year story,even in my area okpa #200 will go before this year is out,more people will succumb to stress related illnesses in Nigeria,it is not funny anymore,common a small plate of beans and plantain is now #900 naira,just imagine beans that used to sell for #350-400 naira for painter 4 years ago is now big man food,to live in Nigeria thesedays is definitely one of one thousand ways to die

ManishSmith:
Doing trad in Lagos sounds funny to me....

he will be a mad man if he considers doing such in imo state,the whole obinze army battalion must guard him that day with armoured tanks and helicopters,imo state is not for the faint hearted.

Promise47:
I love sallah celebration but the cost of living hmm if only President or Mr tinubu can reserve those bad 😞 policy he made
1 fuel subity is gone
2 floatation of naira
Then things will return to normal but Mr tinubu or president tinubu is stubborn and cold hearted anyway I wish him all the best

those policies are irreversible,there is no market Muslims and Yorubas will buy things cheaper we all buy from the same market