₦airaland Forum

fuckingAyaya:
How many "Somes" do we call this one bayi?

the competition to fvck the living daylights out of this man will be on another level

Nukilia:
Let the man live his normal life as he has chosen to be a happy man...

despite the fact as a governor there must be far more important pressing issue than singing and dancing but I like such people they are full of life and will enjoy it no matter whose ox is gored

bouncin04:
The first paragraph in the write up got me laughing af , TF !! Nigga risked it all just to handle some boobs must be and escape back into the night ,

I really condemn the pervertious act but I felled down dying with laughter at the tag BREAST SQUEEZER,,the writer of this post must be a literal satirist to paint this pervert as a breast connosuier

jaszplus12:
There are two types you will find out there. The one from the male cow is usually the soft one cos male cows are usually not reared for long they're easily replaced.
The one from the female cows are tougher because they are used to breed so are kept longer. By the time they're slaughtered it's in their old age that makes the skin tough.
Simple

e get one I bought and it was tough as dangote truck tyre,my gas finished and I left it in frustration but lo and behold by day break it is soft as breast,maybe the soaking in the stock overnight helped it,

Watianoengineer:
This man has no iota of integrity. Those he called structures of criminality are what he's planning to merge with.


Unless he agrees to be Atiku's he can't smell the presidency

even in the bible ,God used criminals murderers and prostitutes to work wonders

Enemyofpeace:
1. CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE
No matter how sexy you are or dress, if you have a bad attitude, your husband will struggle to desire you. If you are ever complaining, negative, bitter, cold; he will keep off

2. CHECK HIS STRESS LEVELS
Sex starts in the mind. When a man is mentally strained, his penis will struggle to erect. Worry and desire don't mix

3. CHECK YOUR HYGIENE
Your husband might want to do stuff to your body but if you don't keep clean or take showers, he might find it difficult to do more than just penetration

4. CHECK HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH PORN
A husband who is addicted to porn or masturbation will rarely make sexual advances on you, you will be in competition with the fantasies in his mind and on his phone, not to mention his hand. If he is addicted, don't judge him; support him to break the habit

5. CHECK YOUR TONE
The wife's tone can easily turn off a man. A wife's tone can even make a husband keep coming home late, not because he is cheating but because her tone is unwelcoming. Does your husband enjoy your company or do you expect him to love your presence even when you are harsh to him? If he won't enjoy your presence, he won't desire you

6. CHECK YOUR PAST RESPONSE TO HIS ADVANCES
Many wives turn down the husband's advances then expect he will easily come back when she eventually wants pleasure. Men get tired too. The more you poor cold water on his advances, the more you push him away

7. CHECK IF YOU PRAISE ANOTHER MAN MORE THAN HIM
If you are ever praising your pastor, ex, father, brother, boss, favourite celebrity or another woman's husband whilst you belittle him; you will bruise his ego. Men make love with their ego. Bruise his ego and you will discourage his fire for you

8. CHECK HOW YOU TREAT HIM IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE
If you disrespect him or talk down at him in front of others or the children, he will let you be. A man who feels respected and admired gets turned on easily

9. CHECK HIS FINANCIAL ISSUES
Find out if he is going through financial challenges or fears, this hinders a man's libido. Financial comfort leads to more sexual hunger. Show him you understand his effort

10. CHECK IF THERE IS A MAN YOU ARE ENTERTAINING
If you are chatting with or flirting with another man, you will easily kill your husband's desire. Men don't like to share or to know the wife is turning on another man. Show him you are faithful and he comes first

11. CHECK YOUR EXCUSES
If you keep lying that you are sick, on your periods or tired to avoid your husband, he will soon find out and switch off. Once he switches off, it will be difficult to get his hunger for you back. Don't make excuses. Be honest, be real

12. CHECK YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS
Nothing hurts and turns off a man like being faithful yet the wife accuses him of cheating. Stop jumping into conclusions based on your fears and insecurities

13. CHECK IF YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
If he tries to resolve issues with you but you keep bringing them up, he will be put off. He will see you and think "Here we go again", making him turn the bedroom to nothing more than the place he sleeps but finds no peace. Men make love when there is peace

# Remember Love is Natural ❣️
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just leave him alone men are going through a lot in Nigeria these days

Omoyor:
You are doing a great research. Thank you @Ourtruth247. You just awaken my thinking spirit.

Here are the few things I have been asking and researching into.
1. Mental Conditioning ( it aligned with your Indoctrination theory)
2. Why can't these sculptures, houses be found in sub Saharan Africa? Or we don't have the archaeologists that could unravel some of these things?
3. How does this relate to the bitter rivalry between the United States and Russia?
4. This reminds me of the Jonathan's presidency. Barack Obama and his cohorts forced him out of office using terrorism, kidnapping of Chibok Girls as a cloak..
5. Tinubu is a leverage for them and Nigerians have no choice.

It's not a coincidence that Goodluck and David Mark left the scene at the same time.

I will really appreciate your insights into the points I raised above. More strengths

from my own point of view I think the major reason why sub Saharan Africa lacked behind in keeping pace with ancient development in those areas you mentioned is isolation,If you look closely at the north African countries you will see a remarkable difference between us and them why?because for thousands of years the city states of Carthage Egypt ,etc was in direct competition with the European powers for political and economic control of the area, there was even a time that Spain and Portugal was a colony of Carthage,this close proximity to Europe brings new ideas and competitive jealousy,but the case was different for sub Saharan Africa because the atlas mountains and Sahara desert was a formidable natural obstacle that defied all ancient kingdoms ambitions to go south,even the Romans tried to sail down the river Nile to penetrate sub Saharan Africa but was stopped at Nubia which is now present day Sudan by an impenetrable barrier of swamp called the AL sudd which is a 57,000 square km barrier of floating vegetation that defied navigation until the invention of steam boats,if sub Saharan Africa has been in contact with the ancient world we might have been colonized by the Romans and with that comes their influence ,ideas and architecture.

nairalanda1:
Food is going to be expensive in Nigeria because we don't have large scale mechanised commercial farms, and good road and rail network to evacuate the farm produce.

NIgeria can no longer rely on a man and his or her farming implement.

will you be brave enough to enter and start clearing huge tracts of land i in Nigeria now without an army armoured vehicle standing nearby , the farmlands of Nigeria is now a latent warzone from herdsmen, kidnappers, ritualists,bandits ,terrorists and any crazy malcontents that hell can throw up,,I am a farmer in imo state and we have left a 1000 plots land acquired for oil palm plantation because of esn boys prowling the bush,my brother you can't argue with a crazy boy holding an ak47.

IyaTola:
Can a Man reject Sex even when offered to him?

yes by a woman that owe me money,I am not letting my hard earned money go because of pvssy

turmacs:
shebi as the guy has successfully scattered the marriage now he is happy? Look at how he just scattered the years upon years of happiness and love they've shared together, just because of ordinance DNA test, shior 😒.. I wonder the kind of weak men we have nowadays.

I think the lifestyle of the woman prompted the DNA test,if she kept a low profile and a calm facade she may got away with the scam,but seriously this is teribble,I pity the poor man,who knows the type of hate in his heart when he sees a woman

anonymuz:
it will also drain someone mentally and physically.
Nigeria Women can't motivate men.

say about your own woman the greatest motivator that is pushing me beyond targets and what I even thought is impossible is my wife

Macmilla:
Let us face facts and stop deceiving ourselves.
What exactly do men gain from marriage?
Tell me one thing you are getting as a married man that you couldn't get as an unmarried man. Just one thing.

you are already missing the facts because if not you will not ask this question,how you view marriage cannot be the same how other people view it,you cannot see the value of marriage from other people's perspective but you can view and analyse from your own perception,this is a personal question that is best suited only for you to answer

dehiero:
So since the pandemic I have not visited my people my Mom has always been on my neck with the when will you marry line.. So recently I travelled for easter to see them she told me there is a girl in her church she wants me to meet, after much pressure I decided to meet the girl I took her out to eat and see a movie while we were driving home she asked for my phone she wants to see pictures I gave her... Long story short when I got home I checked my phone only to see this "church girl"didn't view pictures she was going through my messages and bank alerts she couldn't close them because she was complaining she's not used to iPhone bla bla bla ..children of God I weak... With the way things are going I may never get married period...pls forgive my typo. just a quick one

I hope you knacked her kpekus for that indiscretion

Elzazzi:
OP we share same sentiments. It's not easy.

I really think most times having a wife is a great motivator to do and think about things you probably will not if alone,having something to fight for is a fantastic brain teaser

Seefinish:
NBS is an arm of IPOB

and Peter obi is the director general,na statistics we go chop?

FreeStuffsNG:
It's seasonal and it's got a short shelf life.
When it's season comes now ehn ,the price crashes and you will buy far more than this for N200. The sellers will even give you extra as jara

that will no longer be the case now in Nigeria,the population is putting extreme pressure on agricultural produce and insecurity and high cost of production and transportation is not helping matters,who will dash you pepper when a bag of npk 151515 fertilizer previously sold for #15k is now #50k or is it a can of contact herbicide sold last year for #1k is now #7k,I am a vegetable farmer and we sold a bag of pepper #5k in 2022,#15k in 2023 and now it is #50-60k ,

brain54:
And he has only one wife o...

One wife one problem... Multiple wives multiple problems.

Polygamy comes with too many problems!

absolute truth,but multiple side chicks is lesser problems,I prefer that to marrying a second or third wive

jeromestarks:
We were seven friends growing up. After University, we lost contact due NYSC posting.
Last week, we reunited at the wedding of the daughter of our village head.
To my surprise, the five that are married are not looking good at all. It was so obvious that the lady who served us food (also our close friend) asked one of us if he is sick. This guy use to have swag and clean beards then. But now, his beards look so scattered. His potbelly starts from his chest. His face have become so wide and flat. His hairs are all gone. Like, nothing on his head but skin. Clothes couldn't fit him again. Unlike when we were in the university. This guy was tall and handsome but I don't understand how he now look short, fat with shoulders raised to the neck.


He isn't the only one that looked frustrated. One can't even walk well again. Stroke? He said no. Then what happened?
The painful one is the guy who use to be gentle and happy. We all knew this guy as a jovial person. Omo! When we met at the wedding ceremony, this guy looked so depressed. The pains he goes through daily show on his face.

I thought it was the journey that put so much frustrations on them but all of them came to the wedding by fight!
The had rested in a nearby hotel for two days before the wedding day. So why did the look so bad?
The annoying part is that, as we discussed over drinks, these guys still say dumb shitts like "marriage is good oooo. Do and get married"
And I was like "marriage is good but look at you guys. You're all shadows of yourselves. Is this how you were 9 years ago?"
They all agreed that the are going through hard times caused by marriage.

I and the one who is not married looked so clean, happy and healthy. We don't have problems. We chilled with young girls at the event. We were so attractive. Unlike our married counterparts.


Omo, married men are going through a lot ooo.

don't use and magnify the condition of your married friends to justify you not be married,this is one of the reasons i don't keep friends, there must be competitive jealousy,I am sorry for your friends because they don't even know the type of friend they have,a narcissist that will not hesitate to gloat over the condition of others

MythAngel:
Your Answer:
Genesis 2: 22-24.
And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his Wife: and they shall be one flesh.

I am sure sir. That this answered your question.
Adam and Even became married from the moment God brought the woman to meet the man.

Thank you.

correct me if I am wrong,when the offsprings of Adam and eve we know as Cain and Abel,Cain went off to another land and took a wife,who created those people?who are Cain's inlaws? Can they be black men created by a black God?

HeavenlyCherub:
Even if a girl doesn’t post . She could be walking down the street, men will still lust. Would you marry someone like this or would you expect them to change after marriage?

there is nothing wrong with the picture or the bikini,women has their natural feminine features as their fixed assets and showing them off is the most natural thing to do and that does not make them a bad woman

ayjay45:
why did you say life in Nigeria prison is hell. Is it only for armed robbers or prisoners in general?

How is it like

it will be difficult to explain to you what you cannot even begin to imagine in your worst nightmares,but what you must realize is that using a gun to rob is the highest crime in the eyes of the Nigerian police,that gun you used has made your life forfeit to them and they can treat you how they liked

Ourtruth247:
Ornate designs and 3d sculpting.

Another thing these 18th and 19th century structures have that our modern buildings don't is the beautiful sculptures that adorn the outsides of these buildings.

Taking a closer look the L'arch de triomphe, we see the four sculptures that adorn each of it's sides. Look at the intricacy of the sculptures. Look at the patterning of the ornamentation that frames the arc. Each section is perfectly repeated without any deviation or inconsistency.

And then there is the ceiling of the arc. Immaculate three dimensional sculpted roses, perfect in their geometric symmetry. The nuance of the detail and the finesse of each petal and cross-section borders is overwhelming.

And even more shocking is that all these were done without power tools.

The big question is why would a supposedly underdeveloped society; lacking power tools or advanced forms of transportation invest so much time, money and effort in building an arch that serves no functional purpose whatsoever.

this is just wild speculation,the
White man has been building such intricate buildings since the Roman empire 3000 years ago,there are many magnificent structures built by this people that still stands today like numerous aqueducts,collosieum,pantheon,even most of the roads built 3000 years ago are still been used in Rome till today,so if a whiteman now build a house with marble in 1800 it must be aliens that helped him to do that and it will be a conspiracy theory topic

ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite

what you must realize is that you cannot wake up one morning and decide to be an armed robbers,these people are conditioned by childhood crimes to be callous,the type of friends they keep and lifestyle they live may repulse you,infact it is the culmination of teenage petty crimes like breaking and entering,assault,stealing,etc that will condition and shape them to become armed robbers.it is obvious from your comment you cannot harm an innocent man because you might have known that robbers don't advertise for vacancy on naoraland,pray if you get caught to be shot dead immediately because living in Nigerian prison as an armed robber is equal to life on hell.

Stargurl20:
Can you forgive your wife for sleeping with someone just to source money for the treatment of your ailment?

I came across an interview where a man was asked, and I was shocked by his response.

oh yes I will forgive her am I not knacking small small girls up and down if you will come before equity come with clean hands,

Bardo:
Igbo politicians don’t understand that most Nigerians are low vibrational people. The national average iq is almost mental retardation. Using stats and numbers wouldn’t move people. You have to use the tribal card and other low level/emotional things that majority of Nigerians understand. This is what APC uses and it has worked.

Sad that poor countries like Nigeria will only get poorer because good isn’t rewarded

and it will be quite impossible for the average Igbo man to go back to the stone ages to rule Nigeria,we believe in progress and prosperity,that the igbos will never provide nigerias president honestly does not affect us,it will not stop the relentless march of progress and prosperity.

illicit:
Asiwaju JAGABAN

This Baba na giant ni

💪

looks excatly like dangote

Bulldozer90:
Lol

as an elder I think you are wrong on several points,first,it is not a must or part of traditional rite to drink,eat and play music in Igbo funerals,infact many communities has banned such,the major most important part of funerals in Igbo land that is most critical is the offering of goat to the extended family or kindred,they will kill the goat and eat it and it symbolizes a very important and critical part of a funeral ceremony,it means the complete severance of the deceased with the living,nobody will force you to feed or give them drinks in an Igbo burial ceremony but that goat is a must,,if you like you can give bottled water nobody will task you and also about the stress the igbos pass through,you must know that the whole of southeast can fit into one Yoruba state,that lack of resources and space made it essential that we must adapt to survive which means more hustling

Nairalandwizerd:
Wrong, I've slept with more than 20 ladies thix year alone and I'm doing good. God is blessing me because I'm using my talents very well.

seriously I don't know what this people think sex is and the unnecessary hype,in my imo state we don't pay much attention to it,we don't even care

Bliztzer:
True! But the law of God is greater than the law of men.

God made us in his image and laws of men is supposed to be very relevant on earth and for men pls make sure before you tie the knot that the lady is at least 4 months pregnant to aviod unnecessary prayers and fasting in the future

Nbotee:
It is the property of the Landlord and as such is his responsibility except it was stated in your tenancy agreement. The only thing you are responsible for is the money for fuel or electricity to pump the water.
Your rent is for you to use those things in his house. It's akin to a leaking roof or a cracked wall or a fence that fell, will you the tenant be the one to fix your leaky roof since you are the one leaving there

seems you have not lived in a house that nobody knows the landlord and the lawyer don't give a flying fvck about your leaking roof ,soakaway or pump,in one of my houses it is the tenants that do such things but the money will be divided equally among the flats with the landlord picking one slot,it is you that will take affirmative action because it affects you directly not the landlord

Ola9ja23:
What of when he single handedly defeated Jonathan and he singlehandedly defeated Atiku and Bitter Obituary combined together 😁😁🤣😁

He also singlehandedly disgrace Bitter Obituary out the t court 😁🤣😊🤣

let Reno omokri go and contest local government chairmanship in his area and win let us know how far,just because he was appointed as SA in a previous administration does not give him right to insult and ridicule other people

10mobile:
I haven't eaten 🍎🍏 for years and today I realized it's probably because I subconsciously classify the carton-packaged type sold in Nigeria as GMO. Someone gave me these as a gift and I'd like food experts out here to help me: Is it GMO as I suspect?

Note: GMO means Genetically Modified Organism

pls let us have GMO garri and other staple foods, honestly with the level of food prices in Nigeria people may not even care whatever it maybe