₦airaland Forum

muyico:
let me hears NA side??

what is left for them to say when their ak47s and bazooka cannot speak loudly but we're silenced by a group of untrained ragtag militia group,why can't they go and bury their dead in peace and leave innocent civilians alone,this is why the military is feared more than the ugm in the southeast

Oakenshield:
those monoliths are casted ones not original and hence were easily broken. Monoliths are carved upon hard rocks and go to Ikom today you will see the originals

thank goodness about that

ibechris:
Hmm

That is unbelievable surprising.

she has such behavior in her DNA,I know many women that are passing through a lot but they refuse to sell their dignity as a woman on the marketplace just for a few naira more

valentineuwakwe:
Initial gra gra..this can only be done in the South east

we are a people are defeated and conquered in a war,so that is what we will expect,but why are the military venting there anger on innocent civilians?are their commanders so dumb not to realize that a static check point in a hostile volatile area cannot be defended from a sustained attack,using sandbags and sticks to block road now as a security measure is as obsolete as using a Dane gun in today's conflicts zone,they need to think out of the box and do better,RIP to the fallen.

Solofresh2:
Have you ever for once wondered why most world billionaires don't show off consistently their wealth and materialistic aspects of their life?
Why do you think they don't
Share your opinions here

the same reason rolls Royce don't do tv adverts because the people that buy rolls Royce don't have time to watch tv,billionaires don't have time to impress you,they are too busy

Testiebobo:
I had a brief arguement with a lady. Although, i had my fault and accepted it. Then she began to insult me and said abusive and offensive words to me. I got angry and began to give her same replies. She said "am i mad?, am i crazy? I dont like corrections? In yoruba.
Then i angrily said i'hv heard! That is enough. Before i knew it she got close to me and gave me a irritating slap PHAW!!
I was like what! I wanted to do something crazy, but my mind told me those things;
Her boyfriend was there
She is a woman, and i could injure her
I would have faults in two ways
I wasnt trained to beat a woman
She is a bit older than me
I just gave her warnings that in her entire life, she should never try that rubbish with me again. And i departed angrily.
In your mind what am i suppose to do to the lady?

your question is now very late and irrelevant,it is immediately she slapped you that you are supposed to answer her with your own masculine slap that she will fall down on her buttocks with stars shooting out of her eyes,I will not ridicule you by calling you names but I know other folks will definitely have a word or two for you

igwebuike01:
Mumu people. They were beaten thoroughly at the battlefront, now na to harrass civilians

thoroughly and comprehensibly beaten in a face to face combat and they abandoned their patrol vans and ran away thank God it is aba town if na for rural areas all those houses close by will be burnt down and destroyed by the army,

Yugoslavia247:
She never shows her belly.

Most likely a single mother.

Most of her pics hide her belly


God help her if she is after one.

Wide angle triangle borehole kpekus

You wont know till try it from the behind and open it. You will see the fallopian tube.

Now imagine that person tell you her hole is worth 5k. A dry hole that requires lubricant.

sincerely I don't see anything wrong with her advertising her only assets which is breast and pussy for customers to buy,and she is free to fix any price she likes for her products,the internet has given women the freedom to be prostitutes from the comforts of their homes without setting up office in a brothel.

Nackzy:
How is that possible

this is a very good question,how is that possible?with no detailed plans, blueprints,vision or the sacrifice,how can it be possible,this funny minister does not even know that 50m youths will be close to 40- 50% of the youth population in Nigeria ,it will take a radical visionary to accomplish such task which sadly we don't have

Solofresh2:
I told someone here that mermaids have been in existence even before our forefathers were born

even the early explorers that rediscovered the Americas all have documented eyewitness accounts of mermaids sight,the first is Christopher Columbus who was the first European to step foot on American soil sighted mermaids with his ships crew off the coast of Dominica in 1453,captain Henry Hudson also one of the first to reach Canada sighted mermaids in 1608,also captain James Smith the founder of the first colony in America also saw and documented mermaids sighting off the west indies in 1611,also during the reign of emperor Augustus Caesar the governor of gallica was informed of such creatures that were washed dead on shore and he wrote a letter to the emperor and a naturalist Pliny the elder was despatched to investigate and his findings were documented in his Magnus opus,now some skeptics may say those are manatees but that will be difficult to accept because this sighting are not seen by the captain alone but by old experienced deck hands and ship crews that has sailed the oceans all their life's that it is impossible they have not seen manatees before that they will mistake it for a mermaid,also the fact about the size of the oceans which is 70% of the whole earth surface is huge,that even the world tallest mountains and mountain ranges like the mid Atlantic ridge or eurasia plate that stretch from the arctic to the antarctic has mountains that are easily 40,000 feet high in the oceans deep without breaking surface,mount everest is just roughly 29,000+ feet high,just image the size and vastness of the oceans,it will not be hard to believe that anything is possible

Angelfrost:
Yet, they continue to ignore you, Reno!

This is like a child crying desperately for attention.

silence is the best answer to a fool

Ashjane:
u no get level baba, you dey allow woman buy you car
Leta una go talk say una get level's abeg shift jawe

so if woman carry you go car stand to choose car you want to drive and buy it with your name,you will refuse,abi,do you know how rare it is for a woman to spend #500k to buy a guy she loves a car in 2010,how many people do know that have that honour?don't be a hypocrite.

Franzinni:
Nostalgia

Life was sweet back then in its own unique and special way...


I was in a restaurant today and my friend asked the attendant if she knew daddy showkey and she was just blank like "who?"

Then she said she never heard of him before ... That was when I realized


I am in a category of old now.

life is sweet because the innocence of youth was not tampered with,but now because of excess information and knowledge from the internet the happiness we enjoyed in our youths is now questionable in this generation,how can a teenager be happy when he is dreaming of driving Benz and making .millions

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/how-were-removed-from-plane-over-body-odour-complaints-travellers/#google_vignette

From left: Alvin Jackson, Emmanuel Jean Joseph and Xavier Veal (Source: BBC)

however hard the black man will try ,he will always be a second class citizen abroad

Ashjane:
cripple keep calm we no dey same level!

some years back when I was still a bachelor a ladyl that really loved me bought a car for me,her family was that wealthy and money is nothing to her,now how do you intend to fvck such woman if she doesn't like and desire you in the first place,there are some women you cannot impress with anything unless they have a natural likeness for you,your cars,clothes ,perfumes and vibes looks comical and ridiculous to them

Solofresh2:
If there is nothing like mermaid,the word won't even be in existence. For every word we use now.Either seen or unseen, there is definitely an existence

my sincere believe is that the evidence of the existence of mermaids is overwhelming,the first drawing of a mermaid is found in a stone age cave in Egypt that dated 30,000 years ago,since then all civilizations from the Greeks,Assyrians,Babylonians,japanese, Chinese,Normans,Europeans, Phoenicia,just about every ancient civilizations have sighted and drawn images from eyewitness accounts,this cannot be coincidence considering that only 5% of the Earth's oceans has been explored it is highly probably that the existence of such is possible,there is also a documentary on natgeo called mermaids I watched years back,this is an interesting scientific research about the issue by scientists themselves

guobe:
Just for a lady to plait her hair is now 10,000 naira.
How can girls living on 30,000 naira minimum wage salary make her hair and she has to feed and also transport her self to work.
As a guy with 1,000 naira you can barb your hair though alot of guys are now plaiting their hair.
An alternative is the use of wig and these wigs are very expensive as most girls see it as a class thing because if a cheap wig is bought by the girl she can be teased with it by people saying see this your cheap sponge you still de talk.
If a lady now decides to go the Nancy Isime way by cutting their hair short,it won't fit most of them as they do not have the beauty of Nancy Isime as they will look like otutu.
All in all girls should try and keep their hairs neat all the time as the beauty of a woman comes from the hair.

this is the type of news that will make the average Nigerian dick shrink more,the current situation in Nigeria is indirectly causing erectile dysfunction in men

Testiebobo:
This naija economy must have taught alot of Nigerians things they dont do before.
As for me, this current harsh economy has taught me how to make my amala from yam peels. Before when i pound my yam finish, i used to throw the peels away for goats to eat. But now, i take a big tray and spread my yam peels on it for the sun to dry. Although my amala is blacker than tyres. But at least i'm always sastified after eating.
As for you, what has this current harsh economy taught you? Like things you didnt discover before?

Good God!! Your shit will be blacker like pieces of charcoal however told me that can be happily eating local rice crushing the granite stones in it with glee I would have cursed the fellow

NairaOcean:
A Nigerian man has taken to social media to vent his frustration after a woman he met online rejected an iPhone SE he bought for her, demanding the latest iPhone model instead.

The man, who met the woman on a popular dating app. Their connection seemed promising, and within a few days of chatting, the woman mentioned that her phone was faulty. Eager to show his affection and commitment, the man decided to buy her a new phone.

Spending approximately $400, he purchased an iPhone SE, believing it to be a thoughtful and generous gift. However, when he presented the phone to her, the reaction was far from what he expected. The woman rejected the gift, questioning why he didn't buy her the latest iPhone model instead.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3qC31mJ5Fg

there is a very thoughtful quote from 2pacs track trading war stories,he said and I quote,(that suckers are been born everyday)that summarizes the matter

Ashjane:
some times no be money na how you carry your self...I still dey assure you say no gal wer I no fit nak if you get babe give me her num make I shock you

no be when babe wants to even talk with you that you can try to spin her,what if she totally ignores you,my brother I don't know how old you are or how many years experience with women you have but believe me you cannot have any girl you desire

Barteze:
That servers her right. Justice for Erisco foods she must be jailed.

she will not be jailed the case will be adjourned again and the lady may end up staying up to three months or more in remand custody that is how judge's humble stubborn prople ,then she will be granted bail by then she will know the difference between cow foot print and capital B,freedom is the greatest asset

Ashjane:
the man no get better ot na...if em use mad fragrance (perfume) 150k
If em pass na the gal go dey toast am, sometimes una no just knw how to get woman with money... start with how you steeez your dressing, just stay hot use better pef na the gals go rush you no Cap!!
Ordinary 65k pef don make me nak reach 5 gals under one month. Dey play make I catch your babe u go Sabi say money is everything

america is the headquarters of guy in the whole world and you are in Nigeria telling a guyman that lived in US for many years how to be?hmmm.this guy changes girls like handkerchief but that particular girl refused,he even wanted to marry her but she refused,with all the money,I just told the guy to accept that even with his money he cannot get everything he wants,this guy spent not less than 200-300 million naira on the hotel alone,with pools casinos,gym,nightclub,etc and you are talking about 5 girls in a month when he can go to bed with 5 girls a night if he chooses.,but that particular girl rejected the man and that is the fact,she might be the only girl that has rejected the man but she did.

richiemcgold:
I'll be pained if this lady eventually lands in jail. This is serious!

the place she has landed is even worst than jail,to be remanded in Nigerian prison is to be in purgatory ,I remember when I was in remand custody and was even praying to God to be sent to prison ,I pity the people that are still making noise that Nigeria is not working,just fall into their trap and you will know the full meaning of DPP.

Localemperor:
Oga no body is talking about who is dying. Keeping fit is to your advantage..

nigeria is no 183 on the obesity list of the world,with just 8% of the population obese,that is not surprising considering the price of food items in the market thesedays and my honest observation is that whoever that is obese nowadays in Nigeria has a genetic disorder and no amount of exercise or eating healthy can stop that

jmoore:
Fake stories.

None of the stories had names of the 'actors'.

people that call this sort of story fake are folks that are sheltered, pampered and protected from the cold evil world from childhood that something like this will sound like a fairly tale to them,but to many of us that grew up in the trenches of the frontlines it is just another day in the office,one kogi man working with setraco construction co did that to my next door neighbor,after going with his work colleagues posing as elders with items from the list to the girls village,he proceeded to fvck the lady silly and liquidated her provision shop within 4 months before moving secretly away with the company to another undisclosed job site,what I have seen about women I don't even doubt any story about them,no matter how outlandish and fantastical it maybe.

Justiceganduje:
Trash. Not for Nigerian women. Have money and they will all love you. Go broke and you will see their other side.

I will not so much believe this statement because when I was wallowing in money some girls still rejected my advances no matter how hard I tried and don't get me wrong,I am not Mr nice guy when it comes to pvssy matters those days, flaunting money and material things can even be offensive to some girls ,even as of last week our close neghibour that live close to our poultry farm in imo state has a stunning daughter that is almost mulatto,the twist is that my friend that came back from America and built a 5 star hotel in the area. within six months is begging this girl and the girl rejected him,upon all the riches,money, investment,hype but still ,the girl just confided in me that she did not like the man,final full stop,even with your money you cannot fvck every pvssy you desire

Tonnyray:
When children marry children.

this is not an issue of children but mental maturity,respect and loyalty,I got married at 23 yrs and for 24 years of marriage now it is always trust,respect, understanding and loyalty,if these factors are present in a marriage especially loyalty,the woman will hardly disrespect the man in any way

finallybusy:
Oyibo news. I enjoyed looking at the pictures. Next!

this is one of the reasons Islam forbid any pictures or statues of prophet Mohammed,this is the height of descreation,the image of our lord and saviour tied on the buttocks of a mensurating unclean woman and further marched and stamped on by other unclean foots

Mom007:
Does anyone really need to be told this? After this rainy season comes to an end, I will not take anyone who still complains of not having food to eat serious. The only reason anyone should not be farming right now is that they are financially capable to buy their foodstuffs at whatever price it is sold at the market. Anything less than that, go and farm!!!

farmers in Nigeria are trapped between the devill and the deep blue sea,one bag of fertilizer sold for #10k last year is now hovering around #50k,one can of contact herbicide sold #1k last year is now #7k, farming is no longer for the poor thesedays

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/28/why-price-of-tomatoes-surged-by-130-per-cent-nigerian-govt/

what the fvck of an excuse am I hearing?why is this ignorant minister calling tuta absoluts by another name tomato ebola,is it to convey the believe that the insect cannot be stopped,while powerful insecticides like actara,hallakat laraforcegold,imivlodrip,miteforce,etc can checkmate that insect,why is he not offering any solutions but just excuses,this is the classical example of what is wrong with Nigeria you don't need to go far,just the incompetence and ineptitude of this minister is shockingly incredible

femi4:
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Grab your copy now!!!

you didn't get the title of the movie right,it should be The palace must burn down says the deposed emir,part 1

id4sho:
Resident NCAN members are disappointed on the names

Meanwhile

it is really a good sign from my fellow western brothers,the earlier they realize that pushing drugs is better than beheading and selling human parts the better