BeeBeeOoh:
Chai! Baba6 are fulala. I've missed tapping so much, I've missed drumitizing and songitizing so much. In fact, @ dis atyma T-ta, occasions O, moment M, placement P, eye yam so gyration onagu badamostikally.



XYZ tapper raise² power 8, XYZ songito raise² power 7 and HOD drumigba raise 6 on his 100tackles vibrating. Ilya Eroxion/Ashaina is karid

The gods are solominic in nature. Minawila not to Bembe, Ilya ashaina I know. You have missed jarasis why why because, you have not been rotating to functions. Ashiana is known for Kari ability and you should remain lakados.

Okpore Ilya Coconut Vibrating...

All of you pretending you never wrote love letters in high school, I dey look you with binoculars...

Oya, see samples of your letters... Lmao

HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS! ���


G.M.M.C YOLA
P.O. BOX 2013
29TH JAN. 1979

DITTOMATIC

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medulla oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalocele, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflect before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintillated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

Ramson Cool

Yes nah....

The first Ome I resigned the day I got my appointment letter... It was a bank marketing job.

The second one was a teaching job, I resigned two weeks after, reason was that they decided not pay what we bargained and all the teachers salaries were slashed by 50%... Naso I run oooo...

A month and half later, God favoured me with this job I an doing now.

Loboski:

How did you apply please

submitted my cv online. saw a poost on nairaland and applied

abmendozer:
They are legit. I wrote a test for IT intern position 2weeks ago there.

thanks,. how was the test? what subjects?

WHO ELSE GOT THIS?
Hello, You are invited for a test for the Graduate Trainee Accountant Position on 1/11/2016 by 11am. Venue: Excellium Consulting Services,Plot 4, Block B8,CMD/Jubilee Estate Road,Magodo Brooks, opposite Second Coming Gas Company, Magodo, Lagos. Kindly come along with a copy of your resume and accept this invitation by acknowledging this mail. Thank you. Best Regards, Excellium Consulting Services

That LGA is filled with Militants, thieves, rapists, house burglars and all sort of Criminals. Anything can happen there!

Talking from experience

Nigeria and Bad News!

And So......?

delishpot:
Make she go wash her face and return back for my rating. Until then, every woman can be beautiful in makeup

God Bless You!

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday urged Nigerian youths from the South East to tell their colleagues agitating for the sovereign state of Biafra to forget about it even as he enjoined them to remain focused in life, pursue their dreams and reject those fanning embers of discord and disintegration of Nigeria.
This is contained in a statement issued in Abuja by the president’s Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Malam Garba Shehu. Buhari made the call when he received more than 100 National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) members serving in Daura Local Government Area of Katsina.
The President, who received the Corp members at his residence in Daura, urged them to make Nigeria great again through pursuit of knowledge, patriotism and commitment to values that promote national unity. He pledged his unalloyed commitment to the unity and prosperity of Nigeria.
President Buhari, who specially recognised those corps members from the Niger Delta and South-Eastern states serving in Daura, praised the vision of former President Yakubu Gowon in setting up the scheme in 1973. According to him, the scheme has creditably promoted national unity and cohesion by exposing young people to the uniqueness and cultural diversity of Nigeria.
“I asked for those from the other extreme of Nigeria because I very much appreciate the NYSC scheme and whenever I see General Gowon, I always thank him for that.’’ Speaking specifically to corps members from the South Eastern states, the President said: “tell your colleagues who want Biafra to forget about it.’’
“As a military commander, I walked from Degem, a border town between the north and the east to the border between Cameroon and Nigeria. “I walked on my foot for most of the 30 months that we fought the Nigeria-Biafra civil war in which at least two million Nigerians were killed.
“We were made by our leaders to go and fight Biafra not because of money or oil, because oil was not critical factor then, but because of one Nigeria. “So if leaderships at various levels failed, it was not the fault of the rest of Nigerians who have no quarrel with one another.
“So, please tell your colleagues that we must be together to build this country. It is big enough for us and potentially big enough in terms of resources. “Those who work hard will earn a respectable living. I have seen this country, I fought for this country and I will continue to work for the unity of this country,’’ the President said.
In his remarks, Mr Egbewumi Adebolu, the Corps Liaison Officer in Daura, thanked the President for the honour of receiving them and making their stay in Daura memorable. He said the youths strongly believed in the programme of the President to reduce unemployment and create jobs for more Nigerians. Adebolu thanked the President for his personal gifts of cows, bags of rice and cash to corps members in the community for Sallah celebration.

Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

“Security report from Igbo-Etiti Divisional Police Officer, DPO, during an interactive session between Aku community
leaders and the division at Ogbede revealed that the attackers were suspected armed robbers; that butchering 10 cows and stealing another 300 is no mean feat and would be easily detected within Aku community, which is very close knit.”

It will be recalled that a palpable fear had engulfed Aku
community last weekend,in Igbo-Etiti Local Government
Area of Enugu State following the allegation from Alhaji
Sodu. Vanguard’s investigations showed that Alhaji Sodu
has since reunited with his three sons. His allegation forced
members of the community to scamper to safety over fears
of reprisal attack.

Monarch urges govt to enact law regulating activities
of herdsmen
Meantime, the traditional ruler of Unadu in Igboeze South
Local Government Area of Enugu State, Igwe Okechukwu
Agbaji, has asked the Enugu State government to enact a
law to regulate the activities of Fulani herdsmen in the
state.
Agbaji said that the ban on night grazing by Fulani
herdsmen in the state was not backed by any law, adding
that the motion passed by the state House of Assembly to
that effect had no force of law.
He spoke during the New Yam festival of the community at
his palace in Unadu, pointing out that at the time the
government banned night grazing, he travelled to the near-
by Akpanya community in Kogi State with members of his
cabinet to sign agreement of friendship with the leader of
the herdsmen to ensure peaceful coexistence with his
people and the herdsmen, especially in respect of the ban
on night grazing but regretted that the efforts did not deter
the herdsmen from bringing their cattle to graze in the
night at Unadu.
“The state governor, Ifeanyi Ugwanyi asked all traditional
rulers in the state not to allow their people to fight the
Fulani herdsmen but to dialogue with them.
“This is his policy as a peace loving governor. However, the
government should work with the legislature and enact a
law banning night grazing because the herdsmen are not
observing the ban.”
“On August 28, 2016, herdsmen brought their cattle and
destroyed all our crops here. The also came to one of the
churches at Ugwuogene and drank all their water inside the
church when service was going on. The herdsmen have
been looking for avenue to attack our people and you know
we are at the border of both Kogi and Benue States.
“Last week, a pastor in the Anglican Communion, at Obaka
Unadu, ran to me here and complained that he came out
to ease himself in the night and met some Fulani herdsmen
sleeping with their guns and knives in the palour of his
uncompleted building. Their mission is not yet known but
this is provocative,” he said.[b]Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

“Security report from Igbo-Etiti Divisional Police Officer, DPO, during an interactive session between Aku community
leaders and the division at Ogbede revealed that the attackers were suspected armed robbers; that butchering 10 cows and stealing another 300 is no mean feat and would be easily detected within Aku community, which is very close knit.”

It will be recalled that a palpable fear had engulfed Aku
community last weekend,in Igbo-Etiti Local Government
Area of Enugu State following the allegation from Alhaji
Sodu. Vanguard’s investigations showed that Alhaji Sodu
has since reunited with his three sons. His allegation forced
members of the community to scamper to safety over fears
of reprisal attack.

Monarch urges govt to enact law regulating activities
of herdsmen
Meantime, the traditional ruler of Unadu in Igboeze South
Local Government Area of Enugu State, Igwe Okechukwu
Agbaji, has asked the Enugu State government to enact a
law to regulate the activities of Fulani herdsmen in the
state.
Agbaji said that the ban on night grazing by Fulani
herdsmen in the state was not backed by any law, adding
that the motion passed by the state House of Assembly to
that effect had no force of law.
He spoke during the New Yam festival of the community at
his palace in Unadu, pointing out that at the time the
government banned night grazing, he travelled to the near-
by Akpanya community in Kogi State with members of his
cabinet to sign agreement of friendship with the leader of
the herdsmen to ensure peaceful coexistence with his
people and the herdsmen, especially in respect of the ban
on night grazing but regretted that the efforts did not deter
the herdsmen from bringing their cattle to graze in the
night at Unadu.
“The state governor, Ifeanyi Ugwanyi asked all traditional
rulers in the state not to allow their people to fight the
Fulani herdsmen but to dialogue with them.
“This is his policy as a peace loving governor. However, the
government should work with the legislature and enact a
law banning night grazing because the herdsmen are not
observing the ban.”
“On August 28, 2016, herdsmen brought their cattle and
destroyed all our crops here. The also came to one of the
churches at Ugwuogene and drank all their water inside the
church when service was going on. The herdsmen have
been looking for avenue to attack our people and you know
we are at the border of both Kogi and Benue States.
“Last week, a pastor in the Anglican Communion, at Obaka
Unadu, ran to me here and complained that he came out
to ease himself in the night and met some Fulani herdsmen
sleeping with their guns and knives in the palour of his
uncompleted building. Their mission is not yet known but
this is provocative,” he said.[/b]Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

Enugu—Worried by the accusation emanating from one
Alhaji Sodu,an Enugu-based Fulani herdsman who claimed
over the weekend that three of his sons and over 100 cows
were missing, an aftermath of an alleged attack by Aku
community youths, the entire Aku Welfare Association
Federated, AWAF, yesterday, disassociated the community
from such nefarious activities.
The union in a joint news briefing with all the traditional
rulers of Aku community revealed that the purported attack
did not take place within Aku boundary but instead, within
Agu-Affa/Agu-Egede in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu
State.

“Security report from Igbo-Etiti Divisional Police Officer, DPO, during an interactive session between Aku community
leaders and the division at Ogbede revealed that the attackers were suspected armed robbers; that butchering 10 cows and stealing another 300 is no mean feat and would be easily detected within Aku community, which is very close knit.”

It will be recalled that a palpable fear had engulfed Aku
community last weekend,in Igbo-Etiti Local Government
Area of Enugu State following the allegation from Alhaji
Sodu. Vanguard’s investigations showed that Alhaji Sodu
has since reunited with his three sons. His allegation forced
members of the community to scamper to safety over fears
of reprisal attack.

Monarch urges govt to enact law regulating activities
of
herdsmen

Meantime, the traditional ruler of Unadu in Igboeze South
Local Government Area of Enugu State, Igwe Okechukwu
Agbaji, has asked the Enugu State government to enact a
law to regulate the activities of Fulani herdsmen in the
state.
Agbaji said that the ban on night grazing by Fulani
herdsmen in the state was not backed by any law, adding
that the motion passed by the state House of Assembly to
that effect had no force of law.
He spoke during the New Yam festival of the community at
his palace in Unadu, pointing out that at the time the
government banned night grazing, he travelled to the near-
by Akpanya community in Kogi State with members of his
cabinet to sign agreement of friendship with the leader of
the herdsmen to ensure peaceful coexistence with his
people and the herdsmen, especially in respect of the ban
on night grazing but regretted that the efforts did not deter
the herdsmen from bringing their cattle to graze in the
night at Unadu.
“The state governor, Ifeanyi Ugwanyi asked all traditional
rulers in the state not to allow their people to fight the
Fulani herdsmen but to dialogue with them.
“This is his policy as a peace loving governor. However, the
government should work with the legislature and enact a
law banning night grazing because the herdsmen are not
observing the ban.”
“On August 28, 2016, herdsmen brought their cattle and
destroyed all our crops here. The also came to one of the
churches at Ugwuogene and drank all their water inside the
church when service was going on. The herdsmen have
been looking for avenue to attack our people and you know
we are at the border of both Kogi and Benue States.
“Last week, a pastor in the Anglican Communion, at Obaka
Unadu, ran to me here and complained that he came out
to ease himself in the night and met some Fulani herdsmen
sleeping with their guns and knives in the palour of his
uncompleted building. Their mission is not yet known but
this is provocative,” he said.

Amaechi said that “when the federal government is willing to help us, and we elect opposition members, would the federal government be able to help us freely?”

What do I have to say We are DOOMED!!!

I Imagine what was in his mind when snapping the pinshure!

I cover My Family with the blood of Jesus!!!

Our Uniform Men Fucking Up since 1914

Ok

SaharaReporters has learned that the Special Anti- Robbery Squad (SARS) in Kogi State have arrested no less than 15 relatives of the former Kogi Governor Abubakar Audu in one sweeping operation, according to a family member.
“The eldest of his sons Mohammed, as well as siblings and cousins have all been arrested” the source disclosed to SaharaReporters. In addition to them, a traditional ruler was also arrested and detained by the SARS team.
The family source said that his relatives have been detained at the Lokoja police station in the capital of Kogi State. This family member also said that it was allegedly under the direction of the present Governor Yahaya Bello. Mr. Bello, through his Chief Press Secreatary Fanwo Kingsley, categorically denied being involved in any arrest of Mr. Audu’s relatives.
“The Governor did not order the arrest of anybody. However, law enforcement agents are free to effect arrest when anyone infringes the Law. If members of Audu family run foul of the Law, they would not be spared just because they are members of Audu's family,” a statement provided to SaharaReporters said.
SaharaReporters repeatedly attempted to contact the Kogi State Police command for comment but was totally unsuccessful. The Police Public Relations Officer did not take calls at the time and desk officers in Lokoja did not know how to call him. One officer suggested maybe trying to find their PRO contact information somewhere on social media.

MOD please, move to FP

Why not add the car pictures. It will help.
Last seen, Location, how was it stolen
Mod to please move to FP

Ok

Fyno:
your on point brother, I even bought a Bag of Rice at #8000 at shoprite owerri today while they keep saying its #20000.
NNPC near my HUX dey sell kerosene at #35 a liter,one paint of garri is #250,Yam 100 a tuber even idomie super park is now #650 a carton.
PDP wants to rubbish our grandfather just because he's old

Hahahahahahahahha..... Bros you nogo keh me with laugh oooooo!

God Will Never Forgive Them.....

Nawaa for some Ops ooooo

08030553626

They have cursed their generation.....

stanlomite:

pls bro.make d enquiry..a phone line is also in the school official site,ask to knw if the agent is real.....i no wan do Gnld interview o...lol....

Hahahaha.... Na the thing. Will try and make the inquiry straight up. You too can also do same. Which subject did you apply for?

stanlomite:
I receive same invite here,am just confuse as well..But come to think of it..its possible Chrisland did interview for teacher deploy to abuja in lagos

What do you think bro?

Where do you reside?

Which post did you apply?

PresVA:
Was it only the school application you made with usimart consult?

If yes, you can go to greenoak school and confirm the authenticity of the invite. .
All d best. .

Thank you brother. I will make inquiries from the school official website/mail.

PresVA:
How sure are you the interview is for greeenoak? Cos it doesn't look it

You can always call the attached number for enquiries shaa..

Thank you jaree... I am still very much confused about the invite. Even my mother reasons the same way as me. Going for an interview of a school in Port Harcourt in Lagos.

Well, will make better inquiries before saturday let me no waste my fund traveling all the way for a fraud invite.

Please, who know whatsup with this people?

Thinking of the possibility of a school in Porthacourt conducting an interview in Lagos, or even having an outsourcing company in Lagos and not in porthacourt.

WHO ELSE GOT THIS

Dear Candidates,
Following your application for a teaching position as advertised by USIMART CONSULT, I am pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for an interview scheduled to hold on Saturday 3rd September 2016 at COLONADES HOTELS, 21 ALFRED REWANE ROAD, IKOYI LAGOS AT 8:30AM.
You are expected to come along with all relevant documents.
Kindly indicate attendance by replying to this mail as well as sending a text messege with your full name and position you applied for to (0802 635 3935).
Thank you