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Car TalkRe: Now You Can Report VIO Sighting On Twitter by Okuda(m): 8:25pm On Mar 08, 2017
lonelydora:
The only law enforcement officers I'm scared of is the police, not because I'm lil-livered but because their guns are not serviced from year to year and can discharge at will.
Lmao!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Between Davido And His Fans On Instagram by Okuda(m): 8:17pm On Mar 08, 2017
More africans know nigerian musicians than we nigerians know diamond platinum....
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Domestic Violence Photos, "Roseline Meurer Sleeps With Hubby" by Okuda(m): 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2017
Shortyy:
Lmaoooooooooo Tiwa wannabe. some women always looking for self pity, pffft. where you forced to marry the guy? I can vividly remember when you were happily praising and asking God to bless this particular man, was he also bullying you then? And if he was bullying you why didn't you speak up? It's now that y'all are separated that you're looking for a way to bring him down and let the world pity you. puuulease give me a break. *yawn
Ashana shutthefuck up
BusinessRe: Health Insurance Will Be Mandatory For All Nigerians – Senate by Okuda(m): 5:33pm On Mar 08, 2017
mumu people.. you are trying to mandate health insurance on nigerians when the healthcare sector is in total shambles...useless country
BusinessRe: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by Okuda(m): 3:48pm On Mar 08, 2017
spafu:
What balderdash, what rubbish are you spewing out from that smelling mouth of yours? So you are pained that some of us have join the link of making a living and no longer will we ask you for #10 to buy kulikuli. It is an insult to make such a clandestine and blanket insinuation on people here ok? Well, I smell something in your submission, go and leave with it alone. And we have have many students here who will beat you to what you think you know, BRING IT ON. I just attend to a client whom I had promised that I will take the risk to satisfy his needs first, while he makes the order afterward that's if he was satisfied. And after my sample work for him, he was the one asking if he should go ahead to put in the order. And you think I didn't wet his appetite? "Oga Na Only Me Know" carry your demoralizing rubbish elsewhere please. I no want vex.
Like I said, its threads and people like youthat makes fiverr get filled up with lots of wackheads..
CrimeRe: Gtbank Users Beware by Okuda(m): 3:45pm On Mar 08, 2017
omo that keylogging na him go bad pass!
BusinessRe: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by Okuda(m): 3:06pm On Mar 08, 2017
this thread is the reason why fiverr is filled with alot of wackeheads who promise you heaven and earth and give you trash when you have a deadline to meet..
Car TalkRe: Would You Buy This 1982 Peugeot 504 Station Wagon For ₦6million? by Okuda(m): 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2017
nope..
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2017
Unclerukus:
Bro, it's all about training your mind not to get too excited. I last up to 20 mins for the first round, the next round takes a lot more time, around the 40 minutes mark.if a condom is used, it takes even longer. I don't use enhancements, feel they are detrimental long term. Just eat lot of vegetables and unripe plantain, stay away from sugar.
unripe plantain? I heard that ginger na fire! Yea I agree with you that excitement get you to come quickly.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Handsome Brothers Are Making Girls Go Gaga Online by Okuda(m): 9:25am On Mar 08, 2017
Nixiepie:
Buh who fine boy epp...
Abi om but if person goal na pussii. Fine boy dey hep grin
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 10:19pm On Mar 07, 2017
creamylicious:
you gaddem liar
you better give him the p000si
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 10:11pm On Mar 07, 2017
even person wey dey release in 5mins, him overall action time dey enter 1hr talkless of people who have tougher sexual hormones.
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 10:07pm On Mar 07, 2017
bayocanny:
Oga, this is not a mater of forming or whatever you might call it. Am not talking of non-stop thrusting but the overall action atimes is over an 1hr.
that is what i said earlier. most folks making fun of the guy who made the original comment do not understand what he means. He is trying to say nobody can thump for 30mins without cummin.g and achieve that naturally///
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 9:59pm On Mar 07, 2017
Ighoga898:
I doubt 30 minutes is even possible without enhancements..
no mind people wey dey quote you...its either they are trying to lie to themselves or they do not understand the context of your comment.
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 9:58pm On Mar 07, 2017
bayocanny:
You are a learner bro.
you folks are coming here to try to form masculinity..but deep down inside you know the truth! 30mins non stop thumping is impossible without enhancement!
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 9:55pm On Mar 07, 2017
yetty247:
Bros, you need help
30mins continuous thumping is almost impossible without enhancement madame..it is only seen in few cases but not rare!
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Okuda(m): 9:54pm On Mar 07, 2017
Kdiva:
you're joking right?
30mins continuous thumping is almost impossible without enhancement madame..it is only seen in few cases but not rare!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Warns Freeze: "Stop Pulling Down Great Pastors In Nigeria" by Okuda(m): 9:49pm On Mar 07, 2017
I swear...this freeze would drive me crazy to the point I would do a driveby n him one day and it would not be to kill him but to make him suffer a bit. shoot in on both his hand then drop a note and tell him to delete his instagram profile on the spot of be dead.
Car TalkRe: 2017 Jaguar Xf Premium: A Joy To Behold by Okuda(m): 12:58pm On Mar 07, 2017
una dey call this one joy? make una go see Audi a8 or a7...2106/2017 model
TravelRe: Trump’s Travel Policy: Nigerians With Valid Visas Denied Entry Into USA by Okuda(m): 10:00am On Mar 07, 2017
jantofubu:
oluwatrump angry well sha e no consign me... Dubai is a better place for me than u.s
Lol. There is no comparison btw light nd darkness!
CelebritiesRe: Remember The Nigeria Versus India Match Everyone Talks About? Here’s The Truth by Okuda(m): 2:51am On Mar 07, 2017
Lol. The score line was 100-1 in favor of india grin
Christianity EtcRe: "My Daughter Lied Against Apostle Suleman" - Stephanie's Otobo's Dad by Okuda(m): 1:01am On Mar 07, 2017
AntiWailer:
So where dis she see nude pictures.

Why was he sending her money ?

How will Festus Keyamo take up her case without seeing enough evidence.

From what I read, there is evidence of plenty transactions between them.


They might dig his dirt for politics but I doubt if they will pay to come openly to say shiits when nothing ever come close.


I know nothing will happen like the case of Ese Walters.


Any way na dem sabi.
You know how many young black american male that have been jailed for rape offences even without being guilty? How did the prosecution nail them with "evidences"

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Snapchat Photos With Stephanie Oboto by Okuda(m): 12:51am On Mar 07, 2017
tinsel:
Whatever it is, let this Apostle or Pastor go settle these people. They are experts in what they do. And they will never take a case like this if they are not sure .
By the time they finish with him, he will be reduced to nothing. They are just starting.
Finish with him? If the story is true, i am not supporting what he did.. but legally what crime has he commotted? You lots are bunch of jokers!
Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To As A Nigerian... by Okuda(m): 9:06pm On Mar 06, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Rate me #Nlers#
all these low self esteem boys wey dey come here find pussi
Christianity EtcRe: Festus Keyamo Replies Apostle Johnson Suleman Over Stephanie Otobo by Okuda(m): 3:15pm On Mar 06, 2017
henrydadon:
okay i get it.."apostle suleman"..is the password for hitting front page
Exactlt!
Car TalkRe: This N25m BRABUS Is The Ultimate Smart Fortwo Car – (photos) by Okuda(m): 1:17pm On Mar 06, 2017
AutoJoshNG:
We’ve seen a few Smart Fortwo on the streets of Nigeria.. looks cute and efficient on gas. But maintenance may be an ish. To wow its enthusiasts, a BRABUS version has been launched… and the price is not smiling.

A base price of $52,760 is about N24m in Nigeria. Shipping and custom duty will also add a couple of millions to the landing cost. Despite this steep price, we’ll definitely see this on Nigerian roads.

Only 125 units will be produced with 123hp 3 cylinder engine which gets from 0-60 in 9.2 seconds.. and a maximum speed of 109mph (177.7kph).

It comes with a wider body kit, 18 inch wheels and a triple exhaust that looks like that of a Ferrari 458 Italia.

One of the most amazing feature of this car is the interior that blends with the same exterior colour. You can pick it in coupe or soft top convertible.

This mini car sells like hot cake in Europe because of the narrow roads.

Tell us if you love the ride or not..

https://autojosh.com/smart-fortwo-brabus/
this car plenty wella for swiss and germany....I can only use this car in a lightly populated environment not on normal nigerian road where you are likely not to be safe
TravelRe: An African Migrant's Story: 'Libya Is Too Dangerous' (Graphic Photos) by Okuda(m): 1:13pm On Mar 06, 2017
YUNGLURD:
irrespective of the condition i find myself, i dnt think i can embark on a journey through this deadly means...to scale through is like 2/10


African leaders re just wicked!








no be prick i dey see so?
maybe he say make he self-service him last self-service.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by Okuda(m): 10:04am On Mar 06, 2017
greenhope:
He wanted more male child and went to her people to pay bride price and now she is pregnant the Apostle who wanted male child and have paid bride price is now scared of scandal.

What part of speech is this in English language Abeg.
Lol. Oxymoronic trash english.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by Okuda(m): 10:03am On Mar 06, 2017
ceeethru:
Outright nonsense ,even d composition of dis info proves it all lies. Wrong news.From my village here I know Suleiman is married. Ow come someone from Canada not knowing his status? Sahara reporters at it again.
A full pastor and owner of a church.. i did not want to read this post but i forced myself to. It reeks of pure trash!
CareerRe: I Returned Excess Payment At Work by Okuda(m): 9:00am On Mar 06, 2017
yomi007k:
Dear NLs, I believe we share information n experiences here- I have benefited from many n wud like ppl to learn from mine.

Im not writing this to gain likes, fp, or popularity. My religious brethren will call ds a testimony others may call this motivational. I jus call this my experience. Pardon my grammar, typo, opinions etc

INTRODUCTION
I did my nysc program in a medical center of an FG college of education in plateau state (FCE pankshin) as a doctor. I finished last year November with 2015 Batch B stream 2. My PPA had not paid me august n September 2016 as at feb 2017.

THE PAYMENT
I was still around there because I was doing my own thing on the low n as a hustler. I had faith dt my money wud be paid n I jus had to exercise patience (recession dey ground) grin
Fast foward to 1/3/17, I went to the institution to discuss with some officials and one top one told me that my financial issues had been sorted out. As a black yoruba boy, I was already' declaring'non- alcoholic drinks for some of dem at work because I was happy. When the alert finally came, I saw an excess of N180 , 000.

THE TEMPTATION
Ghen Ghen.....On getting to my room, I sat down n pondered. The voices in my head were of 2 kinds.
1. Evil voice- This voice gave me reasons not to return this money eg. I was gonna leave the state till further notice, I had been owed for too long n here is my blessing for being patient, some of the staff' shit for my church' grin n I cud use this for damages, nobody knows I was overpaid- and wat they dont know wont hurt them etc.

2. Righteous voice- This voice told me not to listen becos' that is not the kind of person I am' .

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I did not sleep all thru the night these 2 yeye voices chose to use my body as a battle field and guess who was winning? Evil.
I picked up my phone and started discussion with my other half (my lady). We argued for hours via phone calls and chats. And the winner again was Evil grin (that guy na badt guy, he will give u a thousand reasons not to do the right thing- wetin I no like be say, mr righteous no sabi argue). I finally told her I was not paying back and we ended the discussion.

JUDGEMENT DAY
The next morning I was trying to make myself happy because' I don get alert, na God win' tongue but the battle continued and so I sat down telling myself to use my pen /paper smack down- this is how I personally weigh my actions and consequences. Lo and behold, I actually had more reasons to pay that money back eg 1. In the future this issue may be discovered and it will tarnish my reputation dt I spent nights and days of years to build.
2.180k no go make me millionare- na by hand work with brain and God's power.
3. I know that this money aint really mine.
4.Somebody else will suffer because I chose to keep it.
5. Its going to help alot of households that have less than i do.
6. Will I be able to say this to my family n my unborn kids? And alot more reasons came up.

And instantly I felt the sudden urge to return the money. I took an' express' bath and headed straight for the bursary department with mr righteous motivating and 'whyning' me :"Do quick drop this money before the story change, delay is dangerous etc

THE PAYMENT
On getting to the department and explaining to them -the provost gave me 50 k and told me to pay 130k....

I felt immediate bliss and still didnt regret paying back. Now for my mind I have bragging rights .hehe

The end. grin grin grin

Cc :seun
Yeye guy. You just came here to seek attention. Im sure you paid the money back because of this attention you think you are gettting now.
AutosRe: Direct 2013-2016 Gwagon g500...g550 & g63 AMG (4d Chairmen) BRABUS available. by Okuda(m): 12:51am On Mar 06, 2017
make una help this guy now. for grabds since 2014 shocked

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