₦airaland Forum

BiggyBamBam:
Nobody is called Black American and you cannot see it in any government document.
They are called AFRICAN-AMERICANS!

u no fit do as if u no see am? lolz

Twitter Senator, how market? meanwhile......




MORNING TEASER

A person born in USA is called an American, so an African born in america is called Black American n if u are a citizen of Poland u are called a Polish. So an African born in Poland will be called ...........?Good Morning

Nice one OP......meanwhile....

Don't even know why I'm sharing this




Football vs Bleeping.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and bleeping on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Bleeping without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9. Bleeping 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and bleeping all = MVP

11. Bleeping your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of bleeping without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when bleeping = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after bleeping and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Bleeping with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Awa ti gba kamu base ri

Aku isinmi opin ose[/color]

haba, ti koba se wipe Mi o kin wo nkan onikan mi o ba so wipe nkan ti emi man ri ni dp yato si nkan ti o so o.....well iwaju nikan ni mori.....


bo lase n lo isinmi ose yi

YorubaWoman:




[color=#8C001A]Fun awon to ni fe si tabi okunrin to ni fesi ki obinrin oun ri bayi
Ogun muri meji pere ni
Yoodi la ma npe


[/color]

se looto....abi Iwo Na lo ni? #winks


boo nikan

this guy pix wey I love to see most Na the one wey she no use make up......she be like make I no just talk am....she come dey make mouth say most guys wey dey abuse her dey use her pix dey masturbate well i no fit solicit for the Vaseline crew......meanwhile.......






No just try Nigerians in their ways o:
(NAIRA) never allow igbos rules again
(HAUSA) house animal using seat of authority
(PHCN) problem has changed name.
(APC) association of past criminal
(NYSC) now your struggle
continue
(PDP) people deceiving people
(PHD) pull him down
(MTN) maintain total nonsense
(ABACHA) after babagida another criminal has
arrived
(NEPA) never expect power always
(BUHARI) brought unnecessary hardships among
reasonable
individual. Gud morning friends

nice one OP.....how I wish we could have more.... thanks man

Smellymouth:
Ko sere ni Moscow!!
Mo tuale baba..

Na u o bro

I surely know people will come for airforce 1 head....the guy self no sabi tape his mouth....imagine him bashing smellymouth the other day and that one self no say something bad to him Na his goons defend their alaga......but Na the guy be the most popular artist here sha.....what about that guy that sang Omo Alhaji he rep the hood.....sorry his name Na hashtag and the song Na black sheep. nice one OP u sef go reach there someday.

I comment my reserve gov......meanwhile.....



Ronaldo Is Taking His Country Portugal To The
Finals...
.
While Messi Is Taking His Father To Jail

I love the part he said I am an honest Muslim.....not all Muslims are terrorist and not all Christians are Hitler...... Meanwhile.....


3 Days Of Public Holiday ??
.
I Hope By Next Easter ,When We Ask Mary
Magdalene If Jesus Has Risen, She Says No ,We
Can As Well Get An Extra Day Too.

Igbogirlgate:
fine geh


you no worwor like yellow bar pple

tunapawizzy:
Maje ki awon omo Igbo radarada yen attack e o

Igbogirlgate:
fine geh


you no worwor like yellow bar pple

was about to say something but I realised both of una Na vomit......sorry U will be Healed ok

truth12:
Lol!! Was kinda konfusin at first.

same here

AngelAhnie:
OK, I'll rather speak English

well its easier to learn as u can see up there

AngelAhnie:
kinda confusing

I'm teaching u German language

As UK Pull out (BREXIT) of European Union...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes.

hotspec:
a million gbosa for u. Ive been looking for this thing for close to 10 years now when i stumbled upon it in a newspaper. kudos

wow.....I never knew. I guess I will have to create a thread on this. Thanks bro

I don't like tattoos.....meanwhile....




As UK Pull out (BREXIT) of European Union...
The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British
Government conceded that English spelling had
some room for improvement and has accepted a
5- year phase-in plan that would become known
as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump
with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
"k". This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of
double letters which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
"e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps
such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a
united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
And Congratulations you have learnt German
within minutes.

upmanagers:
I ve been very much ard bt my fone was stolen, been that I just got it at such an expensive rate I couldn't immediately get a new 1 as it wasn't part of my budget then.
Another reason being that all my food pix went with d oda fone so I ve to start afresh which may take me a bit more time to cook, snap wen am nt in a hurry and post wen am chanced. Bt d main tin is dat am bak now.

wow welcome back.....I'm waiting for ur food updates oooo and I pray that the person's (that stole ur phone) head turn to the other side so that u will recognize him or her when both of u meet again. Amen.

lolz....

these are the things lalasticlala love.....Meanwhile......




GIRL:
So sorry love, I don't know how I slept off and
forgot the stew on fire and everything got burnt!
Pls forgive me!


DUDE:
chei! Why sweetheart?! Why?! I really wanted to
marry you but if you can't respect tomatoes, how
will you respect me as your husband! Chai

upmanagers:
A new born baby born at its due time or as preterm is covered under his/her mother for 12weeks after it is born either thru VCSHIP, public service, or even TIShIP so yes incubator and oxygen is covered under NHIS

where have u bin.....its bin lng I saw ur posts.....no food again?

DanceVille:
Lalasticlala.... Afternoon sir.

What did you think about the write-up?

where have u bin

YorubaWoman:
DONE since!

bjcole, Havabelle(f), dmltoyin(m), burticious(m), BumbleBee2ice(f), okuneddie(m), abimbawealth(f), ebonylomo1(f), lepasharon(f), Hidentity(m), d25(m), Pheals(f), Tomeseen(f), Urine, asumo12, ajokebelle(f), RadicallyBlunt, twoondei(m), Graccccccccy(f), montezz(f), omoagbeke(m)



Please I beg all of una
To kindly vote for Lanicky
Oju oni tiyin
E se
Olorun o si nife yin

me self don do am Mami

I vote lanicky


cc: NlJega

@OP our press are also creative....see below....

very soon this man will mention deities join

mavaakiti:
yes

Eyah....we lost another one....but do u call that love? my dear its not...u gals keep marrying them but their ladies don't marry Christians up there....had it being its SW I won't be saying this but up there is a no no for me.....I pray u find ur way.......Amen!!!

Yaksson:
what religion are you? cos the bible says do not be unequally yoked with an unbeliever talk less of marriage. your father was even kind to you, wat were u thinking? u knew ur people won't agree of such man,yet u risked ur training and all cos of what u call love. since u have the foundation, I will advice u to go on YouTube and learn on the videos. sorry but we grow wiser everyday? mind you, I am from the north, I will disown my daughter if she marries an unbeliever.

God bless u for this comment

mavaakiti:
Nailanders, pls help me out with your advices..
I'm a graduate of English Language from one of the Nigerian states universities. I'm awaiting my service. After graduation, I travelled to Lagos state to enroll in a fashion school. I got admitted into a fashion and design academy there in Lagos and I learnt patternmaking. I've always had the dream come to become a fashion designer because of my creativity and my love for it. Through the learning process, I came across a nice good-looking and well behaved guy who wanted me for marriage. I got to know him and he wanted to meet my dad. But the only problem I had was his religion, I thought about it but didn't mind. I went ahead to inform my father about the marriage proposal and that was the beginning of my problem.
Lest I forget I'm from adamawa state, which makes me a northerner. From the day I told my father about this guy till this day, my father has lost all trust in me. His reason being that why would I ever even think of getting married to a Muslim And if that should ever happen, he'll disown me and remove my name from his will. I promise never to marry the guy. Now he said I should leave Lagos and my training to come back home. He's scared I might still end up with this guy if eventually I stay in lagos, but heaven knows I won't marry the guy, I don't know what the future holds but I know I won't disappoint my father.
Now I'm back home, I can't continue my training, a dream I have always wanted in my life. I dont know what to do, I feel like they're robbing me off my dream. I really want to go back but he won't let me. Pls I need your advice on how to convince him to let me go back.

why am I just seeing this.....I saw another post of urs where u uploaded a pix and said my husband and I....I served in north east, Taraba state and I see how u guy put religion in everything. I won't blame u though but the Muslims fanatics.....if I'm from there and my daughter is trying to do that, I will do worse than that....back to the pics I talked about....is that the guy?

kayodekb:
lol... osogbo's population alone carry almost half of the villages u just mention nah... beside, there is nothing like religion session during the last census or do you go about asking everybody passing along the road their religion(am very sure u are not a mad man)?

bros the ratio of Muslims to Christian in Osogbo is 55:45.....I know all this areas and they are not villages but towns....if u know ur Geography well then u will know they aren't villages sir.