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Naija Na cruise Abeg… Go tell aboki them that one

STALE!!!!


I bet you don’t see anything wrong with child marriage.



I been wan say may God help you but nah, you deserved to be Stoned till you ..e

“Akintoye, a renowned Historian, hails from Ado-Ekiti. He represented the Old Ondo State in the Senate from 1979 to 1983.


If someone is this old is agitating then you need put aside your peanuts and ask yourself why Wetin old man see from small chair, you no go fit see am from 10 storey building …


Revolution Now because the chain keeps getting thicker as the day grow older.

You can’t help but envy the way Java-Bana receives visitors, you know why?? He is a king maker and have made a lot of people including PMB… So dobale to whom it’s due. I respect ✊� Jaga-Bana

Funny story like we don’t know it’s a staunch APC member if not tinubu that owns that building. What BAT can not do at Night and Day too does not exist that why he is called Jaga-Bana

Skull miners are topping this chart in Nigeria. Blood money was synonymous to Igbos but now theirs internet to revel the real ritualist.


Meanwhile you don see witch fly Since camera phone come witch no dey fly again and nobody in Nigeria has ever captured it flying.



Before them go say don’t take my picture before you use it for ritual purposes or pastor will tell you to bring picture of who you want to pray for. Now there is social media and you can get anybody’s pictures for free and that myth about picture used for these purposes just faded like that. �


Naija oooo!! We need to free ourselves from mental slavery.



Never have you seen a ritualist in the world top most billionaires list but Naija still carry the matter for head like gala…

Once again IPhone wins even with all the bad mouthing about the phone being a waste of money. �

E shock you � Naija too gbaski and predictable

This was what Malami was trying to avoid when he ventured in BTC…

Now you know why Doctors performing IVF’s wants their payment first?

Dem just dey use Southerners count scores…. Magu and Abba Kyyra are nowhere to be found.

Where are the videos

lalasticlala:
Saga has been evicted from the Big brother (BBNaija) season 6 house.

The only Yoruba angel… But the guy dey mumu for woman sha. Him never date half-caste before

NoSentiment:
It seems Ortom is elected only to fight the FG. For someone who owes Benue workers months of unpaid salary, u struggle to understand the psychology of Orton

Stale

HBD to a time tested Ni**a … The only dude that turned his past mistakes into a joke and we all laughed at it.

The one dude that chickened out when all the youth turned him into a leader he didn’t phantom to ever become.


But we all still love him because we know Naija politics is more physically brutal the Brutality in Mortal Combat.


Never fight whom God has blessed. Be at peace with yourself and quietly move on to someone lower you can hate in peace, as for 2baba he is what I call Grace in person.


As for FFK, he’s being on the news for numerous domestic violence on the news and the opposition party told him Bro we can clip your balls with all these video allegations leveled against you.
Baba say I don port ooo �….


You see the 2 people, one is Richer and one is Graced Up… Choose your fight wisely or be ready to dance shameless like an headless chicken.


I am presently listening to Sam Smiths album ; Love Goes. Nice compilation

For people wey dey write say Toto go hear am, I laugh die.

Bro dey there dey dull. Money no dey, money no dey girls dey collect 1.5m for one night knacks… Lol If e shock you then you are a Learner.


Real Matters lol

If I am the next president immediately I resume the office of the President I will first collect another low of Small 20 million dollars and distribute the money to all the weed sellers in Nigeria to supply all the Stoners enough ganja to reason with me as it’s going to be another borrowing galore all through my regime. So let’s all sit back blaze up and enjoy the ride lol… Na joke I Dey ooo! I don’t see anything bad in borrowing for infrastructure but what I see wrong is absolutely nothing as una dey shout vat and tax baba dey reason route to supply Northerner agricultural supply to his sure consumers.

Let’s all go Gaga since una head for South wan Dey touch…

All of you supporting Simi I bet you all can’t relate because Na begger una be.
I pray one day people you helped and hoped they’ll be there for you comes up with some cock and bull story cos they are famous and everybody will look down on you, these are my prayers for you.


I have experienced betrayer in the highest order, I sponsored and help an A list artist you all know, I mean I helped him climb the ladder of success with my funding without any legal agreement because I was doing it passionately with the hopes that someday he’ll be big and help people around him. I mean I met this dude in the street with absolutely nothing and I brought him into my house, fed him,dressed him and most times you’ll think we are brothers cos he wear my cloths and accessories like jewelries and all. I even gave him my blackberry when I wanted to upstate to a better one. I mean I got family I could have given that they would bless me and pray for me but I believe blood doesn’t make us related but loyalty.


Bro!!! This life, you are on your own. He is doing great now, like one of your biggest lovable Nigeria artist and I am doing great as well living the life in my little way, but you see that guy, him never got once give me 10kobo lol. Not like he owes me but Just know this; some people you are helping today are hoping to be better than you and show you pepper.


Meanwhile I like helping people and that won’t stop. Ok there is a dude that I normal send 2k 3k that year if him call me say e red , dude was a hustler in computer village back in the days scouting for customers to people’s shop and get his small cut/shares. But believe me, the guy is presently bigger than life and flexing wey this guy dey flex me reach today, even me wey dey stay for island never ever go the kind places wey this guy don carry me enter for island.

In life, some people appreciate and some don’t , it’s just the way life is. Expectation is the mother of disappointments , just be your unique self.


Big ups to the helpers una reward go come from people you’d least expect.


May you day be successful.


Meanwhile I am presently listening to Ekwueme by prosper in traffic , bro this song dey elevate my soul.

fruitvillas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkDgIbc5378



https://www.instagram.com/p/CT2QhOwjyNI/?utm_medium=copy_link

Let me ask a sincere question, Would you allow your child to school in Nigeria? Sometimes make una fey praise who deserve praise. Short man Labour Minister deserve an accolade or more. Ngige Na man you be even tho say doctors dey on strike and I know that if the top is rotten then the bottom is follow come with failure

Native bones setter spoilt my right leg. I was attacked by robbers in the house I stayed in 2015, I don’t know what came over me but I tried to over power 2 malo wearing cheap Arsenal and Chelsea short. And they they saw I was possessing so much energy throwing stuffs like side stools and center table at them, they attacked furiously and when I saw their eyes I knew they were heading for the kill (get Rich or die tryin) and I ran for my dear life and jumped from a 1-storey building and broke my right leg. Like broken broken. Took me to a local bone setter as the mentality that Igbobi orthopedic hospital chops of ones leg(biggest mistake ever). I had a dislocated shoulder, broken right leg and dislocated left. Last year I did the shoulder surgery and for the time I spent fixing my shoulder whenever it pops off made the hole on the my shoulder bone bigger so the Dr,s harvested a lower limp and attached to my bone on the shoulder then use a medical iron to hold the shoulder as it’s almost perfect now as I did my physiotherapy often and even started working out. But my broken leg that was messed up by the local bone setter is still a bit mess, I can walk well but the bone was not well set, so that’s is a surgery for another time. Meanwhile my dislocated right leg still hurts.
Local bone setters is a NO NO No…

GeneralPula:
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The most dumbest thing is ever since they’ve been arresting these so call boys, there has never been any significant change, aside that these boys are relocating away from Nigeria..

I was talking about this today… Nigeria Boys/men don relocate finish and buying houses in the country where they relocated to. No one single person came to ask them how they made their money. Like for real real … Naija make una dey pursue una own take go develop other countries further more. Una think say una smart. Russian will never ever ever bring out anybody on the news for scamming and they have all the best hackers in the world.

Intellectual my foot. Coward!!!! Thunder fire you and intellectual nonsense.[/quote]Why are you so barbaric and filled with empty flames? Must you insult to get your message across?

I don’t know how you but I swear your a full blown idiot in human form.

CandyOps:
McGregor leg done heal already?? I think say that other MMA fighter, Dustin, broke his leg in UFC 264 ??

MGk go gun am down o

Bro foreign hospitals no be Naija hospital. Naija hospital go add to your calamity

fergie001:
The decision came in a resolution adopted by the Emirati federal cabinet on Monday. [/url]

Ibo - drugs
Yoruba - scammer
Fulani -Terrorist,kidnapping, criminals, bandits.
Hausa - suppressed/confused hard-worker for the Terrorist

This your copy and paste bull crap no dey tire you? Craze man

Shut the Bleep up… Y’all know David is an APC governor doing anything and everything to please Abuja.

Gistblog9ja:
Nigerian rapper took to his instastories to say "its hard to serve God" as he goes into deep sober reflection after a night out.

Mi Abaga wrote on his instastories,
https://www.gistblog9ja.com/2021/09/its-hard-to-serve-god-in-lagos-rapper.html

This olosho’s won’t even allow you send money to your mother in the village e come be God you go remember… These hoes ain’t loyal

Bonesbreaker:
your brothers will enter truck loads of cow to southern states just to escape poverty hundreds of your people found eating grass as food is it not better to kill one of your 16 kids to become wealthy and take care of them than breed 17 kids all with poor education, abuse and terror to the nation since 2002 boko harm has killed close to 30million people know bandit is a business machine in North to the level school are on short down what good is the North been note for name one good thing

Is it not better to kill what Guy you smoke bomb abi Your head no correct ?

Ibkhaleel001:
Better in Fraud,Yahoo or cultism?

You sacrifice everyone in your family and community for ritualism at the end you lose everything and become frustrated!


You are Real terrorists, cultists, rapists and criminals in the southern part of Nigeria... You have always spoil the name of Nigeria and have given it bad image, there's nothing they add but the number of prisoners...People dont knw all this because thay have what the North lack – a propaganda machine – and so you think your crimes and character will be hidden different. Forget rabble-rousing journalists and bloggers and social media influencers with you who would want to push the narrative of the “unknown gunmen” (clandestine agents) or shout to the high heavens of being victimised. That never helps in such situations. In most civil wars, crushed sides almost always win propagandas. Please, try to study history, my brother

As you old reach you still dey watch Africa magic. Just stay there dey believe in nonsense while life pass you by. You be like a notorious terrorist for my eye sef