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TV/MoviesRe: Name Five Of Your Best Netflix Series by Okunga: 12:06pm On Apr 29, 2022
Top Boy

Love, Death Robot

New York Vs Mafia

F for family

….. this is what I can think of now, till then enjoy
PropertiesRe: Nigerian Cities Should Look Like This (photo) by Okunga: 10:04am On Apr 29, 2022
tsdarkside:
you must be kiddin....
Try dey travel too. Traveling is quite educational .
NYSCRe: Nairalanders, Share Your NYSC Passing Out Pictures by Okunga: 2:02pm On Apr 28, 2022
Shout out to People like us wey no take picture on our POP day… Collect the certificate and make way from camp ASAP…



When we move, we done move. No stops,No looking back. ahead ahead.



Live on trending news: Yuledocochie don tire to chop Ogbono soup. Na Egusi dey hungry am since.

PoliticsRe: Confusion As Thief Carts Away $75,000 At APC Headquarters by Okunga: 7:59pm On Apr 27, 2022
A - Another

P - Polished

C - Criminal




Moves!!!!

CultureRe: Obiano's Aide Inducted Into The Prestigious Ozo Society Of Abagana Community by Okunga: 9:14pm On Apr 26, 2022
Ok

CelebritiesRe: Bovi Opens Up On 'Beef' With AY (Photos) by Okunga: 5:15pm On Apr 26, 2022
Bovi Buchi and Bright BBB best blood brothers …




AY is the driest comedian in Nigeria but a good Show host… so dude is smiling to the bank… Always.

CelebritiesRe: E-Money Takes Portable To London For The First Time • Zazu Excited (video) by Okunga: 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2022
When your time come people wey doubt you go worship the ground you walk on and people wey hate you go hate you more because they’ll wish they are in your shoes.

BusinessRe: Jack Dorsey Hails Elon Musk's Acquisition Of Twitter by Okunga: 10:21am On Apr 26, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Pride dey go before disgrace. Shakara don end.
I remember how he dey carry shoulder wen twitter was used by ipob terrorists to kill people and burn Lasgidi, now bigger African boy don collect hin toy after d twitter board don force am to step down.
Nigeria 10: Jack 0.
Shiorr

CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chiefpriest Shows Off Interior Design Of His Luxurious Mansion by Okunga: 9:23am On Apr 26, 2022
Who dey check am? No. 7 David Beckham …. na Davido sing am ooo!





Meanwhile if anybody say all these na Vanity, kindly give am better space and continue to they give am better space.
Poverty na Bastard and Success na everybody friend.

PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Aisha Buhari And Tinubu at The Iftar by Okunga: 8:16am On Apr 25, 2022
lagbajatu:
Aisha- Se woti fun yi lo'unje je?

Jagaban- ha I wasn't given. Ade, won ni eran ti tan. Wonsope omi obè lokú.

Aisha- Don't worry I have keep meat in nylon bag for you.

Jagaban- Thank you first lady grin
Whoever this is, will not make heaven… see as I burst laugh
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba Asks Nigerians For Money To Purchase APC ₦100m Presidential Form by Okunga: 6:43am On Apr 25, 2022
This criminal

RomanceRe: Does Sex Actually Reduce One's Grace And Favor? by Okunga: 3:24pm On Apr 23, 2022
Most of the people commented on this tread are either ignorant or poverty don shrink heir brain.. There’s nothing spiritual about sex. Most living things like animal Have sex for reproduction or for satisfaction. We are higher animal and we have sex/mate just like animals.
Most of the people commenting on this platform are really dumb if they tell you there’s anything spiritual about sex.

A lazy man will always find an excuse an intelligent man will always find away. Sex is good but know your priorities. When you know your priority you can Bleep all you want.

Know When to hustle, know when you Bleep and most importantly know when to focus.
AgricultureRe: My Bag Cucumber Dairy by Okunga: 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Day 2
Rain refused to fall, so i had to wet the seeds myself
I pray it rains this night

( in majek fashek’s voice ) the sky looks misty and cloudy, looks like the rain is gonna fall today, since morning I’ve been sowing my seeds, waiting for them rain to fall and water them.
God bless your farm products. I swear I am listening to Send down the rain by Majeck and read this post. Your mama prayers go all come to light. Amen
CelebritiesRe: Busayo: Lanre Gentry Not Bothered About Mercy Aigbe Anymore by Okunga: 6:51pm On Apr 16, 2022
MrHistorian:
If not for the fact that Mercy Aigbe is the former wife of her husband, who will approach her for an interview?

Any little relevance she thinks she has is because of Mercy Aigbe.

A cockroach thinking herself as an elephant. Mtcheew.
As a man no dey talk too much…. Bitches parading as men
EventsRe: The Duties And Functions Of The Best Man At A Nigerian Wedding. by Okunga:
Best man duty is just to be there for your Hommie or brother getting married. And if you are still single then keep skemping for the next hottest babe in your friends wife bridal train as all their bloods dey hot to get married as one of them is about to fashy them for life or almost ever.


Woman are wired differently don’t worry. Single guys goes to weddings because they are invited, the booze and chicks.

Na there you go see Bannys with Boobs bigger than 2 heads fitting into their lovely native attires. And Ass and curves of a goddess fitting into their lovely native attires.



You’ll see foodies, premium oloshos depending if the guy is a baller or his wife to be has a touch of Hoelism. But everybody will be there with their various missions for mind. And the representative of EX’s that can’t attend for their safety reasons grin



So you the best man, stand firm for your guy, and if you have money, not really to impress but spray your guy well. Honor that best man duty to dey clean him face or listen to his orders on how to keep his visitors comfortable too, but importantly spray your guy money and all the bridal train them go wet before wedding end.

If there’s an after party all the good,bad and ugly at the event will want to rock you openly and on the low.



So enough knacking but no go knack and dump your future wife as that’s part of the disadvantages cheesy


Flex your life joor, e no too serious.


Single life is good but you see being married to a woman that understands you is bliss.


Make una pardon my typos, I no get power to read Wetin I write or else I fit delete all.


If you get it, good and if you don’t get it? it’s okay as well.
FoodRe: Lady Finds Cockroach In Her Sealed Juice (Photos) by Okunga: 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool SO SORRY MAN! Get WELL soon MAN!



the day wey I SMOKE 12 stick of WEED!


NaSo hunger begin SCATTER and DRIBBLE my stomach!


I JAZZ in kitchen, behold Rat de inside the pot of Rice, dead Rat ooo..


my Gee, I no SEND ooo..


I NACKANA d Rice wit the Rat together..


Na wen the WEED clear from my EYES, I come remember sey, I don CHOP rice and use Rat take do MEAT!


but I no gree REASON or tell anybody b4 Dem go begin laff me for STREET..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
Hold old are you ?
CelebritiesRe: Gedoni Ekpata's New Look As He Gets A Clean Shave After 17 Years by Okunga: 10:29am On Apr 12, 2022
wiseone28:
The guy don take style follow the woman relocate
BRUH…. This is the comment grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija’s Alex Unusual Clashes With Police For Trying To Search Her Bag by Okunga: 7:04pm On Apr 10, 2022
Useless country. They judged her based on her hair color.
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi's Husband, Justin Dean Sues Her And Her Friends For Defamation by Okunga: 9:31pm On Apr 05, 2022
This part hits differently for those who care to learn…

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Attends Ground Breaking Ceremony Of New US Consulate In Lagos by Okunga: 4:02pm On Mar 31, 2022
Abeg make them clear road for Tinubu… Man wey sabi
RomanceRe: What Made You Lose Feelings For Someone You Loved Most? by Okunga: 1:50pm On Mar 31, 2022
My Ex when I was still in school. She wanted to send her friend a text message and mistakenly sent it to me. Content of message: I am going to Stone and something about his big black dick.


I can’t even remember again… But I remember say I wan faint and I smoke many many cigarettes even though I no dey smoke before.


Well we sorted things out and moved on, but I was long gone. I swear Men no dey recover from a cheating partner.

I kuku just dey kpansh Dey go till I meet another Idiot wey dey Igbinedion university.

Story plenty Abeg.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Nabs meth Cook In Imo, Five Airport Drug Syndicate, Others by Okunga: 10:23am On Mar 31, 2022
LeoDeKing:
That tall one on the extreme right, is that Emeka that was telling one Ngozi yesterday that he will soon hammer because his container will soon arrive?
Stale!!!

I bet you need vaseline because your jokes are becoming dry by the day.
PoliticsRe: Shina Oludare Flogged, Slapped By Soldiers At MKO Abiola Stadium Stampede Scene by Okunga: 6:13pm On Mar 30, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Sorry ehnnn

After the super eagles disappointment...you come still receive slap and beating join
Kolo how far? E don tay ooo.. We been think say EFCC don pick you up for B-Side?

PoliticsRe: Dr Chinelo's Death: Joyebeneza, The Most Heartless Tweet I Have Seen On Twitter by Okunga: 8:11am On Mar 30, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Very ironic.

If she was blocking her followers, who then did she expect to pray for her?
I been think say you get sense bro?

You be buzu!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Cancels Colloquium In Honour Of Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack Victims by Okunga: 3:46pm On Mar 29, 2022
It was particularly BMC SW that called Late Dr. Chinelo a liar and a PDP agent of propaganda….

Now them don still advise Jagaban to play the sympathy card


No worry, Nigerians are wiser and see through their shallow smelly petty deceitful lies

PoliticsRe: Kaduna Train Attack: More Photos Of Dr Chinelo Killed By Bandits (Graphic) by Okunga: 2:12pm On Mar 29, 2022
If you know any BMC in person? Kpai am, even God no go vex for you.


Just cause her name is Chinelo they tagged her a PDP or liar..



Rest well dear. Nigeria failed you
FamilyRe: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Okunga: 1:33pm On Mar 29, 2022
Ok…


Go find cure outside and stay loyal to your home
CrimeRe: EFCC Apprehend 75 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Owerri by Okunga: 12:34pm On Mar 29, 2022
Bluetooth speakers are also evidence hahahah



This country is a Joke bruh.
PoliticsRe: Marketers Blame Oil Price, FOREX As Cooking Gas Price Rises Again by Okunga: 12:32pm On Mar 29, 2022
Bad news in Nigeria left Right and Center.


Vulture griller you’ve been quiet for a while. If him hear IPOB him preek go stand.


Bastard$ everywhere
PoliticsRe: Dr Chinelo: Twitter User Who Was Shot During The Kaduna Train Attack Has Died by Okunga: 12:11pm On Mar 29, 2022
BMC were busy cursing the girl last night asking for pictures. Same way they cursed the victims of Lekki massacre and requested for pictures proof.



This country has never been this divided. Bro this generation go tough ooo, because they breed on hatred and the outcome no go funny.


Make we Dey look sha.

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