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Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Shoves Off Tyson Fury During Fight Promotional Campaign (photos) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:44pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Good one |
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Men Spraying Wads Of Naira Notes At A Party That Got Ali Baba Talking by Okwombageneral(m): 1:58am On Aug 22, 2018 |
This men are business men from alaba mkt Lagos I know most of them. That they sprayed 100k on there friend wife birthday doesn't mean is blood money. some guys spend more than 400k on drinks and girls in the club |
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Phone Do You Have? by Okwombageneral(m): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Gioneee m5 |
Crime / Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by Okwombageneral(m): 2:01pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
The rate at which people are committing suicide though! Why not use yourself for ritual and make people around you rich... |
Phones / Re: The Prices Of Gionee M6 And M6 Plus Will Surprise You by Okwombageneral(m): 8:04pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Gionee is d best phone I av ever use ..I just buy m5 last week @57k an am really enjoying it now.... |
Jokes Etc / Naija Girls An There Forming by Okwombageneral(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2016 |
Some Naija girls Facebook profile be like...
Works in London,
Stays at Oshodi...
Abeg how do you cope with the transport?
Eeeh how my Sister
This one wey petrol scarce pass common sense yi! |
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by Okwombageneral(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2016 |
Noneroone:we from nnewi is the best on that ur list 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 10:59am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Stella in Heaven
Stella Obasanjo Died and went to
heaven, she entered a room
where she saw several clocks
she asked the Angel what the
clocks stand for, the Angel
replied and said each clock represent a soul,
when a soul
lies
it ticks,
She saw a clock that has never
ticked and asked who owns it Oh, That
Bishop Samuel
AjayiCrowthers
clocked, He never lied
during his stay on earth
answered the Angel
and who owns this clock she asked again,
that Sir Tafawa
Balewa's clock it ticked once
meaning he lied
once during his lifetime
answered the angel, and thisshe
asked again whose clock is this, Thats Sir
Nnamdi Azikiwe's Clock
it ticked twice meaning he
liedtwice,
wow! she exclaimed
But pls where is my Husband
Clock, General Olusegun Obasanjo Clock
oh, replied the Angel, His clock is
in the Angels
Office
they are using it as a Ceiling
Fan..... |
Jokes Etc / What We Don't Know About Baba An Economy by Okwombageneral(m): 1:50pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Precious Bog wrote: Buhari said in 2003 that he has 150
cows, in 2007 150 cows, in 2011 150 cows, and also in
2015 the same 150 cows, then i ask ;This Buhari's cows are
they using Condoms ? If buhari's cow dont multiply, how
can Nigeria Economy grow under him? |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Pls am very sorry for not coming online regularly these
days,It's because of my iPhone 6 had a problem wit my iPad
battery is dead.My sister is with my Samsung galaxy note
4.
Am just here at home sitting alone since my parents
travelled to London,I would skyped wit U pple but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack,so I have to hit
South Africa to get a new one.
I wanted to visit the mall tonight but my aunt went out wit
my Bugatti and my junior brother is out with 2015 range
rover,my Toyota highlander had a little problem,the tyre of
Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving my Lexus jeep at night.
I tried calling our driver to cum and pick me with my mum's
Ferrari but no credit in my account.Can any body buy me
MTN #200 ?Pls 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Rachael Okonkwo Steps Out In Distress Jeans (Photos) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Stabbed To Death In Benin By Neighbour Over N1000 Loan-Pic, Video by Okwombageneral(m): 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Sea Pirates In Bonny That Attacked 3 Boats Yesterday (Pics) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
end time pirates |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 11:47pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation,
but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his
blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare
type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went
out to the neighboring towns. Finally an Igbo guy was
located who had a similar type of blood. The IGBO guy
willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the
surgery,the Arab sent the Igbo guy as appreciation, a new
BMW 540iL, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and half a
million US dollars. Once again the Arab had to go through a
corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the igbo dude who
was more than happy to donate his blood again. After a
successful surgery, the Arab sent the dude a thank you card
and a box of almond chocolate & sweets. The igbo guy was
shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate
his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab
and told him, 'I thought this time you would give me Toyota
Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and
a box of almond chocolate & sweets. To this the Arab
replied 'Nwanne I can't help it, ..... Now I have igbo blood
running in my veins!! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Son Attacks His Father With Machete In Lagos. by Okwombageneral(m): 10:51pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
na was ooo abi he wan use papa do pepper soup ne |
Crime / Re: Man, 27, Remanded For Biting Off Police Officer’s Ear by Okwombageneral(m): 3:52pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
ok |
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Senior Citizen Carrying An Enlarged Pic Of Buhari @ Lagos APC Rally by Okwombageneral(m): 6:44pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
Buhari give us change! Buhari give us change!! Buhari give us change!!! but wait o, is he a bus conductor |
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Declaration Has Occult Undertone – Okotie by Okwombageneral(m): 9:41am On Dec 27, 2014 |
ok . |
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Declaration Has Occult Undertone – Okotie by Okwombageneral(m): 9:40am On Dec 27, 2014 |
ok |
Religion / Todays Message by Okwombageneral(m): 11:56am On Oct 26, 2014 |
Nothing in life is worth fighting for. Your best clothes is someone's rag,your account balance is someone's donation at a function, your girl friend/ boy friend or fiance/fiancee' is someone's Ex. Every single prostitute you see in a hotel or on the street at night was at some point in time a virgin. So what is the squabble all about? Life is too small to feel bigger or better than anybody. We're all naked to death says Steve Jobs. Nothing can save us from it. I hate to see people who Brag about wealth, beauty, intelligence, level of education, fame and material possessions. There's nothing you've achieved in life that no one else has never gotten. There's only one thing that is worth bragging which is "BELIEVE IN GOD ALMIGHTY". SO BE GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW MAN AND ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS. Happy sunday, remember to go to church. |
Politics / Re: Man Robs Gtbank With Invincible Ring; But The RING Fails Him *LMAO* by Okwombageneral(m): 9:56am On Sep 12, 2014 |
hahahaha like serious dat guy is madt so he dont know dat banks are shrine 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Doctor Recovers, Discharged From Quarantine? by Okwombageneral(m): 7:48pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
good |
Health / Re: First Nigerian Ebola Patient Discharged Says Minister Of Health by Okwombageneral(m): 7:47pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
tank God |
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Government Claims Exclusive Ownership Over Its "Invention" Of Ebola by Okwombageneral(m): 10:56pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
ok |
Politics / Re: Prof. Maurice Iwu's Fraudulent Claims About Ebola Cure by Okwombageneral(m): 3:22pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Abeg make una read am tell me I cant read all is too long 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 10-year-old Girl Found Wearing Explosive Device Apparatus In Katsina by Okwombageneral(m): 7:59pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
ok |
Travel / Re: President Jonathan Launches New E-passport by Okwombageneral(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
ok but can dat stop d spread of abola 1 Like |
Religion / Re: For The Catholics..you Idle Worshipers Not God by Okwombageneral(m): 3:50pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
wait for me am coming |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: D'banj Show Support For Eradication Ebola Virus In Nigeria by Okwombageneral(m): 6:55pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
[color=#550000][/color]ok |
Family / Re: Show Of Shame: Mother Fights Daughter Over Boyfriend In Delta State by Okwombageneral(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
space book incase all pics are post both dere man fwend |
Jokes Etc / Girls Shine Ur Eyes To Avoid Had I Know by Okwombageneral(m): 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Babes as you go home for Xmas, this is how to know where guys came back from. (1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (he has no money) (2) Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China (he has no money and he is not going back) (3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u) (4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting) (5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA, (they are stingy) (6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police) (7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi them no get and na them do shakara pass) ( Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value) (9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit buy for you) (10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from Malaysia and he go sell all of them by January to complete travel money. Any guy with so much vodka n spirit is from europe na only alcohol without food they sabi. Stay with your man oooo,to avoid had I know in january,by that time you no go see them again. |
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