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Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Shoves Off Tyson Fury During Fight Promotional Campaign (photos) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:44pm On Oct 01, 2018
Good one
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Men Spraying Wads Of Naira Notes At A Party That Got Ali Baba Talking by Okwombageneral(m): 1:58am On Aug 22, 2018
This men are business men from alaba mkt Lagos I know most of them. That they sprayed 100k on there friend wife birthday doesn't mean is blood money. some guys spend more than 400k on drinks and girls in the club
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Phone Do You Have? by Okwombageneral(m): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2016
Gioneee m5
Crime / Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by Okwombageneral(m): 2:01pm On Aug 01, 2016
The rate at which people are committing suicide though! Why not use yourself for ritual and make people around you rich... cool cool
Phones / Re: The Prices Of Gionee M6 And M6 Plus Will Surprise You by Okwombageneral(m): 8:04pm On Jul 30, 2016
Gionee is d best phone I av ever use ..I just buy m5 last week @57k an am really enjoying it now....
Jokes Etc / Naija Girls An There Forming by Okwombageneral(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2016
Some Naija girls Facebook profile be like... Works in London, Stays at Oshodi... Abeg how do you cope with the transport? Eeeh how my Sister This one wey petrol scarce pass common sense yi!
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by Okwombageneral(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2016
Noneroone:
pharmaceutical
Juhel
emzor
m&b
greenlife pharmaceuticals
neros pharmaceuticals
finance
chukwuma soludo
kingley muoghalu deputy gov cbn
nnamdi okonkwo(fidelity)
obi of onitsha (diamond)
Abraham nwankwo (debt management)
oscar onyema (stock exchange)
law
Ben nwabueze(first SAN from the academia)
onyechi ikpeazu
emeka ngige

business
Innoson
Ibeto
coscharis
sir emeka offor
prince arthur eze
Chicason
GUO
capital oil
rojenny
Young shall grow
ekene dili chukwu
Tonimas
dozzy powerflow
ABC ojiakor
ogbuawa
louiz carter
curtix (cable)
sports
perpetua nkwocha
mary onyali
francais obikwelu

politics
nnamdi azikiwe (first president)
alex ekwueme (first vice)
nwafor orizu (first senate president)
dame virgy etiaba (first female governor)
dora akunyili (first dg nafdac)
edwin umezeoke (former speaker hoR)
we from nnewi is the best on that ur list

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Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 10:59am On Apr 24, 2016
Stella in Heaven Stella Obasanjo Died and went to heaven, she entered a room where she saw several clocks she asked the Angel what the clocks stand for, the Angel replied and said each clock represent a soul, when a soul lies it ticks, She saw a clock that has never ticked and asked who owns it Oh, That Bishop Samuel AjayiCrowthers clocked, He never lied during his stay on earth answered the Angel and who owns this clock she asked again, that Sir Tafawa Balewa's clock it ticked once meaning he lied once during his lifetime answered the angel, and thisshe asked again whose clock is this, Thats Sir Nnamdi Azikiwe's Clock it ticked twice meaning he liedtwice, wow! she exclaimed But pls where is my Husband Clock, General Olusegun Obasanjo Clock oh, replied the Angel, His clock is in the Angels Office they are using it as a Ceiling Fan.....
Jokes Etc / What We Don't Know About Baba An Economy by Okwombageneral(m): 1:50pm On Apr 23, 2016
Precious Bog wrote: Buhari said in 2003 that he has 150 cows, in 2007 150 cows, in 2011 150 cows, and also in 2015 the same 150 cows, then i ask ;This Buhari's cows are they using Condoms ? If buhari's cow dont multiply, how can Nigeria Economy grow under him?
Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2016
Pls am very sorry for not coming online regularly these days,It's because of my iPhone 6 had a problem wit my iPad battery is dead.My sister is with my Samsung galaxy note 4. Am just here at home sitting alone since my parents travelled to London,I would skyped wit U pple but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack,so I have to hit South Africa to get a new one. I wanted to visit the mall tonight but my aunt went out wit my Bugatti and my junior brother is out with 2015 range rover,my Toyota highlander had a little problem,the tyre of Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving my Lexus jeep at night. I tried calling our driver to cum and pick me with my mum's Ferrari but no credit in my account.Can any body buy me MTN #200 ?Pls

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Rachael Okonkwo Steps Out In Distress Jeans (Photos) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:40pm On Feb 07, 2016
tongue
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Stabbed To Death In Benin By Neighbour Over N1000 Loan-Pic, Video by Okwombageneral(m): 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2016
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Sea Pirates In Bonny That Attacked 3 Boats Yesterday (Pics) by Okwombageneral(m): 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2015
end time pirates grin
Jokes Etc / Joke Of D Day by Okwombageneral(m): 11:47pm On Nov 23, 2015
An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboring towns. Finally an Igbo guy was located who had a similar type of blood. The IGBO guy willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery,the Arab sent the Igbo guy as appreciation, a new BMW 540iL, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and half a million US dollars. Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the igbo dude who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After a successful surgery, the Arab sent the dude a thank you card and a box of almond chocolate & sweets. The igbo guy was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and told him, 'I thought this time you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a box of almond chocolate & sweets. To this the Arab replied 'Nwanne I can't help it, ..... Now I have igbo blood running in my veins!!

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Crime / Re: Son Attacks His Father With Machete In Lagos. by Okwombageneral(m): 10:51pm On Oct 20, 2015
na was ooo abi he wan use papa do pepper soup ne
Crime / Re: Man, 27, Remanded For Biting Off Police Officer’s Ear by Okwombageneral(m): 3:52pm On Sep 14, 2015
ok
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Senior Citizen Carrying An Enlarged Pic Of Buhari @ Lagos APC Rally by Okwombageneral(m): 6:44pm On Jan 30, 2015
Buhari give us change! Buhari give us
change!! Buhari give us change!!! but wait
o, is he a bus conductor
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Declaration Has Occult Undertone – Okotie by Okwombageneral(m): 9:41am On Dec 27, 2014
ok .
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Declaration Has Occult Undertone – Okotie by Okwombageneral(m): 9:40am On Dec 27, 2014
ok
Religion / Todays Message by Okwombageneral(m): 11:56am On Oct 26, 2014
Nothing in life is worth fighting
for. Your best clothes is
someone's rag,your account
balance is someone's donation
at a function, your girl friend/
boy friend or fiance/fiancee' is
someone's Ex. Every single
prostitute you see in a hotel or
on the street at night was at
some point in time a virgin. So
what is the squabble all about?
Life is too small to feel bigger or
better than anybody. We're all
naked to death says Steve Jobs.
Nothing can save us from it. I
hate to see people who Brag
about wealth, beauty,
intelligence, level of education,
fame and material possessions.
There's nothing you've achieved
in life that no one else has
never gotten. There's only one
thing that is worth bragging
which is "BELIEVE IN GOD
ALMIGHTY". SO BE GOOD TO
YOUR FELLOW MAN AND ALWAYS
MAKE FRIENDS. Happy sunday,
remember to go to church.
Politics / Re: Man Robs Gtbank With Invincible Ring; But The RING Fails Him *LMAO* by Okwombageneral(m): 9:56am On Sep 12, 2014
hahahaha like serious dat guy is madt so he dont know dat banks are shrine

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Doctor Recovers, Discharged From Quarantine? by Okwombageneral(m): 7:48pm On Aug 16, 2014
good
Health / Re: First Nigerian Ebola Patient Discharged Says Minister Of Health by Okwombageneral(m): 7:47pm On Aug 16, 2014
tank God
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Government Claims Exclusive Ownership Over Its "Invention" Of Ebola by Okwombageneral(m): 10:56pm On Aug 05, 2014
ok
Politics / Re: Prof. Maurice Iwu's Fraudulent Claims About Ebola Cure by Okwombageneral(m): 3:22pm On Aug 02, 2014
Abeg make una read am tell me I cant read all is too long

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Politics / Re: 10-year-old Girl Found Wearing Explosive Device Apparatus In Katsina by Okwombageneral(m): 7:59pm On Jul 30, 2014
ok
Travel / Re: President Jonathan Launches New E-passport by Okwombageneral(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2014
ok but can dat stop d spread of abola

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Religion / Re: For The Catholics..you Idle Worshipers Not God by Okwombageneral(m): 3:50pm On Jul 27, 2014
wait for me am coming undecided
Celebrities / Re: Photo: D'banj Show Support For Eradication Ebola Virus In Nigeria by Okwombageneral(m): 6:55pm On Jul 26, 2014
grin[color=#550000][/color]ok
Family / Re: Show Of Shame: Mother Fights Daughter Over Boyfriend In Delta State by Okwombageneral(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2014
grin space book incase all pics are post both dere man fwend
Jokes Etc / Girls Shine Ur Eyes To Avoid Had I Know by Okwombageneral(m): 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
Babes as you go home for Xmas, this is how to know
where
guys came back from.
(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story
is from
London (he has no money) (2) Any guy that shares
knock-out and balloons is
from China
(he has no money and he is not going back)
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is
from
Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama
thank u)
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo,
Gabon or
Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama
will help
him borrow money from the village meeting) (5) Any
guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat
short is
from USA, (they are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho
stature is
from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to
the villa
to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain,
Germany, France
or Brazil (shishi them no get and na them do shakara
pass) (cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is
from Korea
(their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from
Canada (they
have small but na only drink they fit buy for you) (10)
Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone
and bb
up n down come from
Malaysia and he go sell all of them by January to
complete
travel money. Any guy with so much vodka n spirit is
from europe
na only
alcohol without food they sabi.
Stay with your man oooo,to avoid had I know in
january,by
that time you no go see them again.

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