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Skimpledawg:
Herein lies the salient lessons and moral of the whole shiiits


Nice one Egbon. We dey learn

Dude enough with the nut hugging and díck riding jare...

A40:
Hahaha moraphucka ni e oh!! You go play away match for Svenska. I dey fear you

Poland is another must hit location in Europe especially the City of Gdansk.

Nihilstjnr:
Fam like you wouldnt believe.

And their men are soft. Dont mind the image that Zlatan has cultivated. Those guys dont move to women like normal black guys

Just be black. Look fresh and optionally have a london accent. Its a wrap.

You go out there and sell them a dream, and it's easy pickings.

London and Yankee accent n.a. the deal closer for them Scandinavians! Especially Yankee accent. The thing wey black guys don do for Baltic and Scandinavian countries ehn chai. I will never forget my Pirate on the Baltic Sea theme party from Helsinki to Stockholm and back to Helsinki. Crazy trips.

Nihilstjnr:
chic2pimp

see live report from Sweden o. Mandem just landed last night.

seriously, Stockholm is the truth. if you never go anywhere again, reach Stocky bruv.

Bro Stockholm dey learn where Helsinki or other major cities in Finland dey! If you get chance carry boat cruise enter Helsinki. Finland na the capital of one night stand.

Nihilstjnr:
He never claimed he wrote the piece, so how the hell is that biting? He never tried to even pass it off as his own work. He simply quoted the ting

Don't make me call diggz for you o...

Lmao, This man abeg no call diggz o.

By the way Lukaku is saying hi with 27 goals and 9 assists.

joeace2020:
Saw this somewhere. This is the same reason Pep changed his entire backline to allow the attacking players more freedom and see how's its turned in the league for them. Imagine Mourinho having a really solid backline like back in Real Madrid.

Exactly!

The upcoming transfer windows should focus on getting solid full-backs (i like Sidibe or Monaco, he xan play RB and LB) a top tier CB and also a top tier CM.

A budget of

2 full backs.... 50 to 70 M

1 CB .... 40 M

1 CM.... 50 M

A budget of about 150M should suffice.

There is also a need to weed out average joes, wastemen and fickle livered players such as Darmian (10M), Shaw(15M), Blind(10M) and Fellaini. Bring back TFM and Perreria into the team. One of either Jones or Smalling must be sold. Rojo can stay as cover for LB and CB.

Tval:
See knockout

LMAO

Price was zombified by Povetkin. The last punch was unnecessary though

tobianthony:
Hmmm....same as gsp mostly ...that style was made famous by GSP ...even though he has a karate background .

Oh well I don't think we will ever get to see that fight .

I'm not even sure GSP will come back well he still has a contract so I could be wrong .

The man is a legend no doubt .

True! But GSP is not one dimensional, his striking is good as he showed against Bisping. I think GSP is angling for a big pay day against Connor or Nick Diaz.

You reside in Nigeria? How do you watch UFC events?

tobianthony:
GOAT ...ben askren would beg to differ I guess ...well hope we get to see that fight .

But uncle Dana no go gree

Ben Askren is a one dimensional lay and pray fighter. He has beaten no elite fighter.

A40:
Aren't they all facing one demon or the other? It's a really crazy sport.

I want to know whose idea it was to put Daniel Cormier vs Miocic. Left for me I would rather Ngannou got another shot. He's the only one that didn't get destroyed like Cormier likely would.

Btw is King Mo from Bellator Nigerian? I gbadun him two fights with Rampage Jackson

Bro! Don't underestimate DC. He use to be a heavyweight and he defeated guys like Josh Barnett. DC has also got good wrestling and dirty boxing.

Mohammed Lawal aka King Mo is of Naija descent but he was born and raised in US.

tobianthony:
St. Pierre vs Micheal bisping .

Bisping is just the worst middle weight bad mouth ever .

The guy will abuse you and father and talk and talk .

His best skill is running away from fighters that can win him .

But make no mistake his tough and he is from Manchester , UK .

Bisping running away

Are you for real

Please do not disrespect the Count! Dude was fighting killers when the sport was filled with cheats and PED users. He fought TRT Vitor and almost lost sight in one of his eyes after Vitor head kicked him into another dimension.

Bro Bisping fought Vitor, Hendo, Rockhold and Anderson. How can you say he runs away from competition. I won't blame him for wanting a to avenge his loss to Henderson and also going for a money fight against GSP.

If you were him would you fight Yoel Romero... LMaO??

tobianthony:
Our Nigerian brother kamaru Usman who is scheduled to fight Santiago ponzibbibio soon .

Kamaru is presently undefeated in ufc .

There are other Nigerian mixed martial artists too ...

Isreal adesanya is another up coming prospect too .

He has a funny entrance ritual where he pretends to pee against the gate of the octagon much to the distaste of UFC brass .

But the fans love him .

Other fighters of Nigerian descent in the UFC are

Jimi Manuwa, born in the US but grew up in London, UK.

Azunna Ayanwu born in the US.



Israel Adesanya spent about 10 years in Nigeria before his family immigrated to New Zealand. He is a decorated and excellent kickboxer. His striking is crisp and deadly. I hope he can work and improve his takedown defence. He is also very long for the middleweight division. He has an 80 inches reach.

Usman Kamaru left Nigeria as a baby but he is so into Naija related stuffs. He is predominantly a wrestler but his striking is also improving. I hope he gets a good run at the welterweight division.

Nihilstjnr:
omo what's happening here?

I dey reason start BJJ training for fitness.

Anybody wey dey do am for here? What can I expect as a complete noob?

I started in January but had to stop after 3 weeks due to my busy schedule. BJJ is fun bro! I would advise you register with a nogi dojo or training centre. If you can find a 10th planet BJJ dojo, go for it.

BJJ is excellent for fitness training, my first day I rolled with a 17 years old boy who is a purple belt and I ran out of breadth in 5 mins
I was shocked! I workout 2-3 times a week and weigh 90kg. The dude was about 65kg and he destroyed me on the mat.

I plan to do some Judo and also Kickboxing in the future.

A40:
St Pierre was a real G. Whatever issues he is dealing with I hope he sorts it soon

Hahahaha

GSP is going crazy

Dude is suffering from over training, too much sparing and excessive hit to the head. His stories on UFOs, alien and co are a clear sign of the problem he is facing. Take nothing away from the dude though he is the greatest welterweight of all time. Plus he is super dedicated to the sport of MMA.

Nice one bro!

I have always wanted to start a thread on MMA and Boxing!

A40:
Loool e no fit do pass himself. He did a solid job tbh and while he never looked like winning he also wasn't in any trouble of getting knocked out or leaving in an ambulance. He knew his limitations. No crime in that

Wilder/Whyte for me would also be a good fight to gauge Deontay's much vaunted KO power. because it's like people forget AJ is a killer himself, Molina and said Whyte can attest

These guys are still pretty young so I don't see the rush. Let Deontay fight Whyte and AJ fight Miller. If they both come out unscathed they can setup a mega-fight for 2019

I get your point boss! But heavyweight boxing needs a big fight ASAP. Hopefully AJ V Wilder can be made in December. The good thing about boxing unlike MMA derailing a hype train does not have a significant effect on upcoming fights.

You are into MMA too, right? Are you eagerly anticipating the Khabib V Tony match up? Khabib's hype train is going to be badly derailed, fans and analyst are sleeping on Tony Ferguson. My money is on Tony to win. Another smart bet is on Thug Rose to finish Joanna for the second time.

Nihilstjnr:
Them beat the guy like Apollo Creed .

I don't think you understand. The ambulance came to meet man right there in the ring.

how can you come to fight your mate, and leave on stretcher with oxygen mask ffs?

that guy is a disgrace to all Australians.

Lmao!

More like how can you fight your younger brother's mate. Browne is 9 years older than Whyte. Immediately I saw Browne, I knew it was going to be a KO inside the first 6 rounds. I sharply go wager 50 euros with bet365

A40:
Loool nobody is ducking Wilder jare. AJ is the bigger draw and in negotiations you have to dance to the tune of the bigger draw if you are serious about a fight. You can barely sell 15k arenas in your country and you are making demands to fight in Vegas when AJ would easily sell Wembley or Cardiff.

I go like see Wilder vs Whyte sha. This Browne must have been in really terrible shape because I recall even Robert Helenius taking Whyte to 12 rounds

Robert Helenius didn't come to fight that day, he had an extremely defensive strategy and hardly met The Bodysnatcher at the Centre of the ring. I believe that Whyte can beat Wilder. The problem for Whyte is, can he remain standing after he is swamped by Wilder with those his barrage of unorthodox punches.

LMAO!

It seems like Mourinho is trying so hard to get sacked. After his disgraceful ego filled post match interview on Tuesday, the idiot is still having a go at the fans stating how the team have been poor in Europe since 2012. What is the board waiting for? Mourinho does not respect the fans nor the tradition of the club. The idiot is giving out contracts to injury prone players and pensioners... smh

Nihilstjnr:
Sevilla don turn Union Bank?

LMAO... this man!

Hope you dey see your boy, Romelu... 25 goals already this season. 30 goals at the end of the season should be seen as a successful one for him, right?

If the board and management are serious about returning the club to where it belongs, Mourinho should be sacked at the end of the season. The idiot made an egoistic and abusive comment at the press conference, downplaying the defeat and ridiculing the image of the club.

How can a manager after losing to an average team in La Liga that lost 2-0 to Valencia some days ago and 5-0 to Atletico Madrid this year, come out to say it is not a big deal and that he had in the past eliminated Man United at the round of 16 with results at Old Trafford. After serving the fans some shitty performance the idiot rubs it in by berating them.

It is clear to the blind that we cannot move forward with Mou. He has proved that he cannot let go of his ultra defensive style. This same Sevilla team will be destroyed by City, Madrid, Barca and Bayern. Mou should be sacked at the end of the season.

RuffRuggedRaw:
Wetin you go do wey go make me scream "blue murder"? You go carry turn-table come my house!? Smallie, loss abeg!

Who you dey call smallie ?? no let me send snowstorm come meet you where you dey o

Turn-table dey learn... the sound system wey Beyounce go use for her tour na him I go take worry you.

RuffRuggedRaw:
Testing. Un, tu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLGcbwVylY

You guys have started this irritating and immature vibe of posting videos and throwing a party when we have not lost a match. I hope you won't scream blue murder when the table is turned.

Make you get sense o

funlord:
The following guys need to be on the bench today:

1: Calamitous Smalling

2: Ashley young (not a LB ffs)

3: Rashford (will frustrate in a game where chances will be few and far between so any opportunity should be maximized)


4: Blind ( another side show bob)

I also do that like Smalling because of his "fear/anxiety personified" style of play. Apart from that he has been our best and most consistent CB this season.

Lmao... Blind has no business in the EPL But I am sure he is going to flourish as a CB in La Liga.

GloryIsaac:
It's not experience joor , Tottenham has a near-success syndrome and it has been affecting them for a very long time .... They always mess up at the crucial moment, starting from Hugo Lloris

E pain me

How did Lloris mess up??

Buffon should better resign at the end of the season, his reaction and recovery are messed up at the moment.

neezar:
Poch should sign me....I go defend that Dybala goal

Ben Davies was mentally tired he played everyone onside, plus at that point Spurs players were looking like a flock of sheperdless sheep.

raumdeuter:
Last week dem no ree us hear word

Dembele this Demebele that some even compared him to Ronaldinho

Bros relax jare!

Pochettino killed the game, he failed to coordinate his team immediately Alegri made those two tactical substitutions. Spurs players suffered from a mental block 10 mins after those substitutions. Excellent display from both teams! Experience is vital in UCL, Poch and his boys were like fish out of water when the going got tough. Although they came back towards the last 10 mins of the game.

PDPGuy:
If Crystal Palace stay up, a big reason will be the 7 points garnered at home against Chelsea, Man City, and Man United.

Where is that dude who said United can’t lose to Crystal Palace?

Next time before you spill thrash, chill till the end of the match.

kokaneprodigy:
u don crawl out of ur hole.

As an Assanal fan you should be the last person to troll a team that is 17 points above your team. But you no kukuma get 1 single sense... olobe!

Geestunnar:
DJ, play me Burna Boy, "like to party"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tc1o43soM

sod09:
;Diggz don't hide come out ooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49cUs5ZNduk